AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 101

Bhabhi aur main unke kamre mein aa gaye, bistar pe aamne saamne baitthe.

Bhabhi: Tu ne bol toh diya Apu ko hum line pe laayenge..Par laayenge kaise..Koi plan hai..

Main: Plan toh nahin hai..Par banaaungi..

Bhabhi: Kal subah subah America waale aa jaayenge..Time kahaan milega..

Main: Bhabhi..Use sirf gussa hai ke hum use aur Janak ko apne group mein shaamil nahin kar rahein hain..Aur kuch nahin..

Bhabhi: Joh bhi hai Veena..Soch samajh ke karna..

Main: Haan bhabhi..Aap bhi na hyper hone lage ho..Tension mat lo..

Chachi ke maayke mein lunch se pehle ka round ho gaya thha, sab ab pet ki bhookh mitaane baitthe. Rasoi mein khaana hua, aur chacha ko zaroori phone aa gaya.

Chacha: Radhika..Jaana padega..Agle saal ki fasal ki khareedaari ki baat karne kuch vyapaari aayein hain..Bhaav taav hoga..Tu rukti hai toh ruk jaa..Main nipat ta hoon..

Chachi: Arre nahin..Saath hi chaltein hain..Pehle kaam..

Raunak: Bhaiyya..Didi..Jaise hi kaam nipat jaaye, ek phone kar dena, koi program banaayenge..

Chacha: Program banaayenge Raunak..Par tu bhi kyun nahin mil leta un vyapaariyon se..Teri bhi fasal ki baat ho jaayegi..

Rohit: Raunak bhaiyya, Arjun bhaiyya sahi keh rahein hain..Mil lete hain..

Raunak: Theek hai..Chaliye bhaiyya..

Filhaal yahaan kaaryakram mein break lag gaya, par kaam toh kaam hai, karna padega, baaki sab toh chalta rehta hai.

Pratima aur maasi jhad ke ek dusre ki baahon mein pade thhe, yahaan sab normal thha. 

Shaam ko hamaare ghar pe agle din ki taiyyaari hone lagi, subah chhe baje hi aane waale thhe saare airport se. Maa aur meri saas naashte mein kaafi kuch banaane ke liye taiyyaari kar rahe thhe, unka andaaza thha ki sab khaa ke aaraam karenge, toh shaayad lunch ke liye naa utthhe. Papa aur mere sasur gaadiyon ki servicing karaane chale gaye, wahi dono jaane waale thhe airport. Raat ka khaana khaake hum sab aangan mein thodi der baitthe, phir sab apne apne kamre mein sone chale gaye. Jaldi utthna thha. 

Subah meri aankh khuli toh Prem meri aankhon ke saamne thha.

Prem: Tu mere bistar mein kya kar rahi hai didi..Saare jaag gaye, par teri neend ka kya kehna..

Main: Kitne bajj rahein hain..

Prem: Saat..Humein aake aadha ghanta hua..Neeche aaja, naashte pe sab intezaar kar rahein hain tera..

Main: Hmmmmm..Jaana yahaan se..

Sab se milne ki excitement mein main jaldi fresh hoke neeche chali gayi, pehle Seema se gale mili, phir Pulkit bhaiyya aur last mein Shekhar se. Naashta laga thha table pe ya khaana, samajh mein nahin aa raha thha, maa aur meri saas ne toh buffet saja diya thha, bhookh lagne lagi itna khaana dekhke, sab dabaake khaaye, aur phir aangan mein aa gaye.

Papa: Ab bataao..Business mein koi teer maara, ya America dekhke laut aaye..

Pulkit: Maara papa..Prem ki company set hone samay nahin lagega..Ek office wahaan bhi kholni padegi..

Shekhar: Papa..Ab sab ko koi na koi zimmedaari sambhaalna padegi..Veena, Seema, Priya bhabhi..Aap sab ko haath bataana padega..Ghar ke log rahenge toh kaam acchha hoga..

Main: Aisi baat hai toh Pratima ko involve kar saktein hain..Hoshiyaar hai woh..

Shekhar: Acchha idea hai..Hum do ek din mein plans banaatein hain, office wagairaah ka, tum usse baat kar lo..Phir ek meeting karke kaam shuru kartein hain..

Pulkit: Theek hai..Prem, tu broker se baat kar le sone se pehle, aaj woh kuch nikaalega toh kal hum dekh lenge..

Prem: Done bhaiyya..

Main: Seema badi chup chup si hai..Yeh teeno ne kuch kaha kya..

Seema: Nahi bhabhi..Neend poori nahin hui hai..Flight pe neend nahin aati mujhe..

Sasur: So jaa..Koi disturb nahi karega tujhe..Hum bhi ghar nikal jaayenge Shekhar aur Veena ko leke..

Main: Haan babuji..Inhe wahin sone do..

Saas: Main saamaan pack kar deti hoon..

Maa: Devisha, khaana yahin se pack karke le jaao..Itna bana hai, phir tumko ghar jaake banaane ki zaroorat nahin..

Chalo, sasural jaane ki gaadi bhi taiyyaar ho gayi, life normal si ho gayi, farmhouse peecche chhoot gaya, ab sab Prem ki company set karne nikle thhe. Ek angrezi ki kahaawat hai, “Work hard, Party harder”. Hum wahi follow karte thhe. 

Agle din jab sab office dekhne ke chakkar mein nikal gaye, maine meri saas se baat ki.

Main: Maa..Main aaj Apu se milne jaa rahi hoon..Jaaun naa..

Saas: Veena..Sambhal ke, agar aisa laga ke woh maanne waalon mein se nahin hai, toh chhod de..Apne ghar ko daav pe mat daalna..

Main: Nahi maa..Aisa kuch nahin karungi..Agar maana toh theek..Nahin toh chhod dungi..

Saas: Milne kahaan waali hai usse..

Main: Uske club mein..Usne half day liya hai office se..

Saas: Theek hai..Jaa..Agar Shekhar ka phone aaye tujhe toh keh dena maine tujhe kaam se bheja hai..

Main: Uski zaroorat nahin hai maa..Maine Shekhar ko bata diya hai main ek koshish karne jaa rahi hoon Janak ke liye..Main aap sab se jhootth nahin bol sakti..Shekhar ne Janak ka naam sunke kuch nahin kaha..Kaha, kar le koshish..

Saas: Jaa..Jab itni sacchhaai hai tere mein, toh jeet bhi teri hi hogi..Mera aashirwaad hai..

Main wahaan se nikli saadhe baarah ko, Apu ek baje tak pahunchne waala thha, main bhi ek kea as paas pahunchne waali thhi, acchhe se mila woh mujhe, gale mila, muskuraaya, hum club ke coffee shop mein gaye.

Apu: Kya logi didi..

Main: Chalo didi toh bulaaya..Bhabhi waise bhi suit nahin hota hai mere pe..

Apu muskuraaya meri baat pe. Sandwiches order kiye, yahaan aane se pehle maine ek dost ko call kiya thha. Yeh dost mere college ka thha, line maarta thha mujhpe, bade ghar ka thha, par maine hamesha use acchha dost hi maana thha, usne contact rakkha thha aur mujhse haarke rakhi sister bana diya thha mujhe. Maine use club bulaaya thha, main chaahti thhi woh Apu se baat kare, uski kahaani mujhe pata thhi, aur Apu ko jaan na bahut zaroori thhi. Uska naam Vivek Singh thha. 

Apu use dekhke surprise ho gaya, maine dono ko introduce kiya, Apu thoda uncomfortable thha.

Main: Apu..Vivek kuch kehna chaahta hai..Tum do minute uski baat sun loge..

Apu ne haan mein sar hilaaya, maine Vivek ko baat karne ko kaha. Vivek apni kursi mein aage sarka, woh zyaada zor se baat nahin karne waala thha.

Vivek: Apurva..Meri shaadi teen saal pehle hui..Hamaara spare parts ka business hai Kanpur mein..Acchha chalta hai..Main bhi iss club ka member thha..

Apu: Thha..Kyun chhod di membership..

Vivek: Bataata hoon..Kuch dost bane yahaan jinhonein mujhe wife sharing, couple swapping aur swinger parties ke baare mein bataaya..Maine aur jaankaari nikaali unse, laga ke main bhi unhe join kar sakta hoon, zindagi mein enjoyment laa sakta hoon..Main apni patni Jhanvi ko manaane laga..Zidd kiya ke woh mera saath de..Usne haar maan li..Humne pehle ek couple ke saath swap kiya..Adla badli..Phir baat badhne lagi, mujhe lath lag gayi..Jhanvi mana karti rahi par maine uski baat nahin maani..

Vivek itna kehke, neeche dekhne laga, uski aankhon mein aansoon thhe, maine uske haath pe apna haath rakkha, usne himmat ki, Apu gaur se sunn raha thha. 

Vivek: Apurva..Ek saal tak humne khoob swapping ki..Parties gaye..

Vivek se baat nahin ho paa rahi thhi, ruk ruk ke bol raha thha, Apu ne meri taraf dekha.

Apu: Didi..Kya baat hai..Aap bata do..Agar inse baat nahin ho paa rahi hai toh..

Vivek ne himmat ki..

Vivek: Jhanvi pregnant hui..Uske tests ke dauraan maaloom pada ke use..

Vivek ab rone laga. Takleef ho rahi thhi use, maine use washroom jaake moonh dhone ke liye kaha, woh utthke chala gaya, maine Apu ki taraf dekha.

Main: Apu..Vivek aur Jhanvi ko aids ho gaya hai..Ab unke bacchhe ko bhi..

Apu: Kya..Bacchhe..

Main: Bacchhe ko bhi Apu..Ek saal bahut enjoy kiya..Patni ki baat nahin suni..Ab zindagi bhar ka rona hai..Sirf Vivek aur Jhanvi ko hi nahin, bacchhe ko bhi..Uski kya galti thhi..Maza to Vivek ne liya na..

Apu shaant ho gaya, chup sa, soch raha thha, Vivek baahar aaya, maine use bata diya ke maine Apu ko bata diya hai, Vivek ne apni chai khatam ki aur khada hua.

Vivek: I hope ke meri kahaani se tumhe faayda ho Apurva..Aur tum iss duldul mein naa phanso..Bahut risky hai..Zindagi barbaad kar deta hai..Veena..Main chalta hoon..Jhanvi ko hospital le jaana hai..

Main: Thanks Vivek..Jhanvi ko hi kehna..

Vivek chala gaya, Apu chup thha, maine apna haath uske haath pe rakkha, usne mera chehra dekha.

Main: Apu..Janak loves you..Bahut zyaada..Aur shaayad tum bhi usse pyaar karte ho..Hai naa..

Apu ne haan mein sar hilaaya.

Main: Toh uska dil mat todo..Main Shekhar aur Pulkit se baat karoongi..Tum dono ko include karne hamaare group mein..Tab tak..

Apu: Nahin didi..Kuch mat kaho unhein..Galti unki nahin, meri hai, maafi bhi main hi maangunga..Par pehle maine joh papa se kaha, uski maai maangna hai mujhe, phir maa, aur phir Janak se..

Main: Apu..I like you..Ek bhai, ek dost ki tarah..Apni, aur Janak ki life waste mat karo..Enjoy karo, par sahi tareeke se..

Apu: Thanks didi..

Apu ne ab apna haath mere haath pe rakkha, aur meri aankhon mein dekha.

Apu: I’m sorry..Maine aap sab ka dil dukhaaya hai..I’m very sorry..

Main: It’s okay..Hota hai..Chalta hai..Par treat kahin aur loongi..Mehengi hotel mein..

Apu: Done didi..Main aapko ghar chhodta hoon..

Main: Chhod de..Aur sabse milke bhi jaa..Teri bua khush hogi tujhe dekh ke..

Hum dono uski gaadi mein ghar aaye, meri baat sahi thhi, meri saas use dekh ke khush thhi, Shekhar bhi aa chuka thha, usne bhi Apu se acchhe se baat ki. Apu chai peeke ghar ke liye nikla, meri saas mujhse bahut khush thhi, Shekhar khaana khaake Prem aur Pulkit bhaiyya se milne phirse chala gaya, maa ne mujhe apne kamre mein bulaaya, babuji bhi wahin thhe, bistar pe baitthe huey. Meri saas ne mujhe bistar ke kinaare bitthhaaya aur apne cupboard tak gayi. Usmein se kuch nikaala aur mere paas aayi, unke haath mein do kade thhe, sone ke.

Saas: Kalaai la teri..

Main: Maa..Yeh sab kyun..Babuji ne aapke liye banaaye thhe yeh..Aapko kitne pasand hai yeh kade..

Saas: Isiliye de rahi hoon tujhe..Kyunke tu bhi pasand hai mujhe..Tujhe koi zaroorat nahin thhi Deepesh ke ghar ke maamle mein padhne ki..Par tu padi, tu ne mere maayke ko bhi apna bana liya..Yeh toh sirf kade hain, agar aur kuch hota mere paas dene ke liye, toh woh bhi loota deti tere pe..

Meri aankh mein aansoon thhe, meri saas ne mere gaal pe haath rakkha.

Saas: Tu ne sacchhaai se kaam kiya bahu..Isiliye kaamyaab hui..Aur tu hamesha kaamyaab hogi..Khush reh..

Maine meri saas ko gale se laga liya, babuji bhi bistar pe sarak ke mere kareeb aa gaye.

Sasur: Devisha..Ise yahin rakh le aaj dopahar ke liye..

Saas: Aapne meri moonh ki baat chheen li..Rukegi Veena..

Main muskura ke haan mein sar hila di, aur apni maxi ko utaar di, babuji mere peechhe aake meri bra utaarne lage. Meri saas ne bhi apni maxi utaar di aur mere kareeb aayi.

Saas: Aaj tujhe main jhadaaungi..

Yeh kehke mujhe peechhe sarka diya, main chit let gayi, meri saas ne meri taangein phaila ke mod di aur meri chut ke paas apne pet ke bal let gayi, mere honth kholke apni zabaan ki nokh mere honthon pe phiraane lagi, babuji apne ghutnon ke bal ho gaye, maine unka pyjama khol diya, unka lund apni mutthi mein bhar ke maine unhe dekha, woh muskuraaye, maine unka supaada moonh mein le liya.