10-10-2019, 11:32 AM
PART TWO
Mukhtalif auraton kay saath jismaani mail milaap kay teen saala tajarbay nay Saif ko kam-umri mein hi aurat-shanaas bana diya tha. Ab Phupi Maimoona say barrhtay huay ta’aluqaat iss silsilay mein sonay pay suhaaga saabit huay thay. Uss nay Phupi Maimoona kay ghar aana jaana to mehaz unkay qareeb rehnay kay liay shuru kiya tha magar ab halaat aik nai karwat lay rahay thay. Wo ye jaan gaya tha kay apni phupi ko raam karna bhi bilkul aisa hi hai jaisay kisi doosri aurat ko raam karna. Haan ye farq zaroor tha kay deegar auraton kay muqaablay mein Phupi Maimoona ko phudi marwaanay par raazi karna kahin ziyaada mehnat-talab kaam tha. Laikin baharhaal theen to wo bhi aik aurat hi aur unki nafsiyaati kamzoriyaan bhi wohi theen jo baaqi saari auraton ki hoti hain.
Un say apnay naazuk rishtay ko nazar mein rakh kar Saif nay humaisha barri ehtiyaat say kaam liya tha ta kay Phupi Maimoona ko ye pata na chalnay pa’aiy kay wo unki phudi maarna chahta hai. Wo unki nazar bacha kar hi unkay mammon ya gand ko daikha karta tha. Laikin iss kay saath saath wo barri hoshiyaari say waqtan-fa-waqtan unki khubsurti ki tareef bhi muhtaat alfaaz mein kar diya karta tha. Tareef aurat ki buhat barri kamzori hai. Yehi waja thi kay ussay Phupi Maimoona kay buhat ziyaada qareeb ho jaanay mein koi khaas waqt nahi laga.
Khud Phupi Maimoona bhi ab apnay ghar mein Saif ki mojoodgi ki aadi ho gai theen. Unki tanhai iss qurbat ki bunyaadi waja thi. Agar kabhi kisi waja say Saif ko aanay mein dair ho jaati to wo bay-sabri say uss ka intazaar karti rehteen. Wo apnay bhatijay ki suhbat aur rafaaqat ko barri qadr ki nigaah say daikhnay lagi theen magar iss ka ye matlab ye har giz nahi tha kay unkay dil mein Saif kay liay koi ghalat khayaal tha. Aisa to unkay weham-o-gumaan mein bhi nahi tha.
Phupi Maimoona ki parwarish jis maahol mein hui thi wahaan iss qisam ki socch ki koi gunja’aish nahi thi. Laikin iss kay bawajood unkay zehan kay kisi door daraaz khufya goshay mein ye halka halka ehsaas zaroor mojood tha kay Saif unhay pasandeedgi ki nigaah say daikhta hai. La-shaoori sateh par hi sahi magar ye ehsaas wajood zaroor rakhta tha. Poori dunya mein Saif hi wo waahid insaan tha jo har baat mein unhay wazeh tor par ehmiyat daita tha aur wo iss haqeeqat say aagaah ho chuki theen kay ye ehmiyat agarchay unkay aur Saif kay rishtay ki waja say bhi thi magar iss mein kuch na kuch hissa unki shakhsiyat aur khoobsoorti ka bhi tha.
Saif bhi apni phupi ko chodnay kay liey be-taab tha aur ye be-taabi har guzartay din kay saath berhti ja rahi thi. Har mamnooa cheez ko jald-az-jald paanay ki khaahish karna insaan ki fitrat hai. Saif bhi ab bay-sabra hota ja raha tha. Jismaani milaap say pehlay aurat ka badan bhi deegar nasha-aawar ashya jaisa hi hota hai. Pehlay pehal thorri miqdaar say bhi theek thaak saroor aa jaata hai magar phir rafta rafta uss saroor ko qayum rakhnay kay liay dose barrhaana parta hai. Kucch din pehlay tak Phupi Maimoona dopatay mein bhi Saif kay dimaagh ki choolain hila diya karti theen. Phir unkay ghar aanay jaanay say ussay unkay mammon ko dopattay kay baghair daikhnay ka moqa mila to uss ka nasha do-aatisha ho gaya. Magar ab wo iss say bhi aik qadam aagay ja kar unhay bilkul nanga daikhnay ka khahishmand tha. Roz-ba-roz ye khaahish barrhti ja rahi thi.
Saif jaanta tha kay Phupi Maimoona ghar ka kaam khatam kar kay roz nahaaya karti theen. Wo Saif kay aanay say pehlay hi naha chuki hoti theen. Kai dafa jab Saif unkay ghar puhanchta to unkay baal geelay hotay aur wo samajh jaata kay wo abhi abhi nahai hain. Uss nay soccha kay agar wo kisi din apnay waqt say pehlay aa jaiy aur ghusal khaanay mein jhaank sakay to unhay bilkul nanga daikh sakta tha.
Phupi Maimoon kay ghusal khanay mein plastic ka aik cchota exhaust fan laga hua tha jo andar ki hawa bahar sehan ki cchat par nikaalta tha. Sehan ki chat per aik barra sa jaccha bana hua tha jis ki waja say buhat kum roshni ghusal khaanay kay andar ja sakti thi aur Saif asaani say Phupi Maimoona ki nazar mein aa’iy baghair andar jhaank sakta tha. Agar wo exhaust fan ki jaali hata laita to kisi ki nazar mein aa’iy baghair barri aasaani say unhay nahaatay huay daikh sakta tha. Ye mansooba bura nahi tha.
Aik din uss nay cchat par charh kar fan ki jaali nikaal li aur uss kay taar kaat diay. Ab fan chal nahi sakta tha. Aglay 2 din Phupi Maimoona ko shayad iss ka ehsaas bhi nahi hua kay exhaust fan kharab tha. Agar unhay ehsaas ho bhi gaya tha to unho nay ussay theek nahi karaya tha. 3 din baad Saif koi 1 bajay Phupi Maimoona kay ghar puhanch gaya aur hasb-e-aadat jab wo nahaanay kay liay ghusal khanay mein gaeen to ahistagi kay sath wo sehan ki cchat par charrh gaya. Phir wo ehtiaat say chat par lait gaya aur exhaust fan kay soraakh say andar jhaanka.
Uss waqt Phupi Maimoona apnay baalon say clip khol kar utaar rahi theen. Phir unho nay apni qameez ka daaman aagay say oopar uthaaya aur ussay ulat kar utaar diya. Saif nay daikha kay unkay motay motay mammon kay ubhaar neelay rang kay aik barray say brassiere mein band thay. Unkay bhaari mammay brassiere kay andar barray saleeqay say tanay huay nazar aa rahay thay laikin unkay size ki waja say brassiere mein buhat ziyaada khinchao nazar aa raha tha.
Unkay brassiere ki banaawat aisi thi kay Phupi Maimoona kay aadhay say ziyaada mammay nangay thay. Brassiere kay dabao nay dono mammon ko oopar utha diya tha aur unkay aapas mein jurr jaanay say aik barri gehri aur lambi lakeer ban gai thi. Unkay brassiere kay oopar neelay rang kay hi phool ubhray huay nazar aa rahay thay. Brassiere kay straps chorray aur kaafi barray thay. Ye uss brassiere ki acchi quality ka hi kamaal tha kay Phupi Maimoona kay bhaari aur bay-qaaboo mammay uss kay andar kisi qisam ki harkat nahi kar pa rahay thay. Sang-e-mar mar jaisay khubsurat, chiknay aur safaid badan par unkay motay taazay mammay niswaani husan ka behtareen namoona thay.
Unho nay apni ungliyon mein pehni hui do angoothiyan utaar kar sink par rakheen aur apnay dono haath peechay kamar ki taraf lay ja kar brassiere ka hook khola aur ussay apnay mammon say juda kar diya. Do motay motay gol aur bhaari mammay taqreeban ucchal kar Saif kay saamnay aa ga’iy. Uss ki aankhain phatti ki phatti reh gaeen.
Waaqai Phupi Maimoona kay mammay bay-intiha motay aur barray thay. Saif buhat si auraton kay rang barangay mammay daikh chuka tha laikin phir bhi apni phupi kay nangay mammay daikh kar wo hairat-zada reh gaya. Zindagi mein kabhi itnay motay, barray aur bharpoor mammay uss ki nazar say nahi guzray thay. Phupi Maimoona kay phoolay huay mammon ki wazni golaiyaan unkay seenay par barray gharoor say phaili hui theen. Unkay mammay chamaktay huay safaid rang kay thay jin kay beechon beech surkhi-ma’ail halkay brown rang kay bilkul gol paiwand thay jo 3 ya 3 ½ inch barray zaroor hon gay. In dono paiwandon kay beech mein aik aik mota aur ubhra hua nipple akarr kar kharra tha. Phupi Maimoona kay motay nipples kafi bahar niklay huay thay aur unkay mammon ki khubsurti mein be-intiha izaafa kar rahay thay.
Phupi Maimoona nay saamnay lagay huay aa’eenay mein apnay chehray ka ja’aiza laitay huay apnay dono mammon par haath phaira to wo barray tabah-kun andaaz mein hilnay lagay. Phir unho nay apna aik bhaari bhukam mamma uthaaya aur uss kay neechay haath phaira. Uss lamhay Saif ko apni saans band hoti mehsoos hui.
Uss nay Phupi Maimoona kay pait ko bhi barray ghor say daikha. Unka pait gudaaz, gol aur bhara bhara sa tha. Pait ki halki halki larzish bata rahi thi kay wo naram-o-nazuk aur mulayam hai. Mammon say neechay patli kamar ki waja say unka pait bhi zara chota tha laikin chootarron ki taraf jaatay jaatay chorra aur barra ho jaata tha. Naaf ka garrha kaafi barra aur gol tha magar aisay lagta tha jaisay kisi nay ussay chutki say pakarr kar oopar ki taraf khainch diya ho. Issi liay unki naaf gol say ziyaada baizvi shakal ki thi. Phupi Maimoona ki naaf unkay motay mammon kay barray barray nipples kay saath mil kar aik ajeeb tarah ki tikon ya mussalas banaati thi jis say unka pait aur bhi khubsurat lagta tha. Hairat angaiz tor par unka pait saaf shaffaaf tha aur uss par kisi qisam ki koi shikan ya nishaan nahi tha.
Phupi Maimoona ki shalwaar laastic waali thi jissay unho nay barray araam say neechay khaincha aur apnay pa’aon uss mein say nikaal liay. Ab Saif Phupi Maimoona kay chootarr, raanain aur phudi ko bilkul nanga daikh sakta tha. Aaj uss ki samajh mein aaya kay aurat ka hourglass badan kis qayaamat ka naam hai.
Phupi Maimoona ki kamar unkay mammon aur gand kay muqaablay mein barray wazeh tor par patli aur cchoti thi. Unkay chootarron aur kamar kay size mein buhat farq tha. Unki taangain badan kay oopari hissay ki lambai kay lihaaz say barri mutanaasib theen. Gol aur motay chootarron ka rung barra ajeeb tha. Taiz lashkaaray maarta hua safaid. Phupi Maimoona kay kasay huay chootarron par kahin kahin surkhi si ubhri hui nazar aa rahi thi. Wo qadam uthaateen to unkay chootarron mein gol gol gharrhay parrnay lagtay. Side say daikhnay par unkay chootarr kaafi ziyaada baahar niklay huay dikhai daitay thay. Buhat koshish kay bawajood Saif unki gand ka soraakh nahi daikh saka jo unkay chootarron kay andar kahin cchupa hua tha. Raanain moti theen jinki gehrai mein mojood unki phudi bhi ussay poori tarah nazar nahi aa rahi thi. Naaf say chand inch neechay chotay chotay laikin bay-had ghanay kaalay siyaah baal thay jo neechay unki phudi tak chalay jaatay thay. Unki poori phudi inn baalon nay dhaamp rakhi thi.
Thorri dair mazeed unkay khoobsoorat nangay badan ka nazaara karnay kay baad Saif barri khaamoshi say neechay utar aaya. Uss raat uss kay muth maarnay mein bay-panaah josh aur walwala tha. Uss waqt ussay muth maar kar bhi wo hi maza aaya jo phudi lay kar aata tha.
Uss say aglay din parrhai khatam karnay baad Saif aur Phupi Maimoona baithay coke pi rahay thay.
“Phupi jan aap deit coke kiyon peeti hain mujhay to ye karrvi si lagti hai.” Saif nay poocha.
“Baitay wazan kum karnay kay liay cheeni say parhaiz karti hoon. Itni moti sandi jo hoon.” Phupi Maimoona nay hans kar jawaab diya. “Deit coke mein cheeni nahi hoti issi liay peeti hoon.”
“Phupi jan aap moti bilkul nahi hain. Aap ki haddiyaan barri barri aur chorri hain aur iss laiy badan bhi thorra bhaari hai laikin barra kasa hua hai latka hua aur bay-hangum nahi. Aisa badan to larrkiyon ka bhi nahi hota.”
“Phir bhi Saif baitay mein wazan kum karna chahti hoon magar kaamyaabi nahi hoti.” Unho nay apni tareef sun kar khushi mehsoos ki magar uss ka izhaar karnay say guraiz kiya.
“Aap kisi hud tak dubli to ho sakti hain magar aap kay badan ka har hissa cchota nahi ho sakta.”
“Wo kiyon?”
“Phupi jan aap kay seenay aur chootarron ka size kaafi barra hai aur ye itni aasaani say kam nahi hon gay.” Saif nay dopattay kay baghair Phupi Maimoona nay motay motay mammon ko daikhtay huay kaha.
“Baitay inhi hisson ko to cchota karna chahti hoon.” Phupi Maimoona ka chehra apnay mammon aur chootarron kay zikar par halka sa laal ho gaya.
“Mushkil hai phupi jan kay aap ka seena kum ho sakay.” Saif nay duhraaya. “Waisay aap kis number ka brassiere istimaal karti hain?”
Iss sawaal par Phupi Maimoona aik lamhay liay garrbarra gaeen laikin phir boleen,
“Zaahir hai large size ka. Aur mujhay kon sa number poora a’aiy ga.”
Saif nay mehsoos kar liya tha kay Phupi Maimoona uss ki baatain sun kar ghussay mein nahi aa raheen balkay mehaz halki si sharm mehsoos kar rahi hain.
Uss ki himmat aur barrh gai.
“Laikin phupi jan aap kiyon apnay badan kay sab say khubsurat hissay ko chota karna chahti hain. Aap ki tarah kay mammon kay liay to auratain America aur England mein hazaron dollar kharch karti hain.”
Saif nay ab saaf tor par unkay mammon ka tazkira taareefi andaaz mein kiya tha.
“Ha’ay Saif pata nahi wo kaisi auratain hain mein to barri tung hoon. Chobees ghantay bila-waja itna wazan kon utha’iy phiray.” Unho nay hans kar ghair iraadi tor par gardan neechay kar kay apnay mammon par nazar daali.
Pata nahi wo iss guftagoo say nervous ho rahi theen ya nahi.
“Aap kay mammay large size say bhi barray hain phupi jan. Aap ko large say bhi barra brassiere poora aata ho ga.” Saif bilkul normal lehjay mein baat kar raha tha.
“Nahi, nahi Saif baitay ab mairay itnay barray bhi nahi hain jitna tum samajh rahay ho.” Unho nay haath hilaatay huay kaha.
“Phupi jan shart lagi kay aap kay mammay kam az kam 45 inch kay hain.” Saif nay zara pur-josh andaaz mein apnay dono haathon ko aik doosray kay qareeb laatay huay unkay aik mammay ka size banaya. Ab wo unhay kaisay bataata kay uss nay nahaatay huay unkay mammon ko khoob acchi tarah daikh liya tha.
“Mein koi bhains hoon kiya jo mairay itnay barray hon gay?” Unho nay bay-tahaasha hanstay huay kaha. Unkay safaid khubsurat daant qataar-andar-qataar Saif ko nazar aa rahay thay.
“Bilkul hain. Mein hazaar rupay ki shart lagaata hoon kay itnay hi barray hain.” Saif nay barray wasooq say kaha.
“Nahi Saif baitay aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ye barray zaroor hain magar itnay bhi nahi.” Phupi Maimoona nay bhi uss ki naqal kartay huay haathon say ishaara kiya. Unkay gol, sidool bazoo hawa mein lehra’aiy. Pata nahi kiyon unhay hansi aa’aiy ja rahi thi.
Aisa lagta tha jaisay wo inn baaton say bayak-waqt khush bhi ho rahi theen aur kucch bay-chaini bhi mehsoos kar rahi theen. Aag aur paani ka khail jaari tha.
“To chalain phupi jan naap kar daikh laitay hain. Abhi pata chal ja’aiy ga.”
Saif nay kaha aur uth kar taizi say uss almaari ki taraf barrha jahan darziyon waala aam feeta rakha hota tha. Uss nay feeta almaari say nikaala aur wapas Phupi Maimoona ki taraf aa gaya.
“Ha’aiy nahi nahi ye kin chakaron mein parr gaiy ho Saif baita dafa karo.” Unho nay haath utha kar ussay roknay ki koshish ki.
“To phir aap shart haar gaeen na phupi jan.” Saif nay unhay chirraanay waalay andaaz mein kaha.
“Mein khud naap lay kar tumhay bata doon gi. Abhi to tum aaraam say baitho.” Unkay lehjay say saaf lag raha tha jaisay wo thorri si nervous ho gai hon.
“Nahi phupi jan ab to aap ko naap daina hi parray ga. Aap kharri to hon.” Saif apni baat par arra raha.
Phupi Maimoona ko chaar-o-nachaar kharra hona hi parra. Saif nay feeta unki kamar kay gird ghumaaya aur unkay motay motay mammon kay saamnay lay aaya.
“Phupi jan app apnay dono bazoo seedhay kar kay side par rakhain.” Saif nay unkay mammon kay ubhaaron ko daikhtay huay kaha.
Unho nay aisa hi kiya.
Feeta unkay dono barray barray mammon ki sides mein dhansa hua tha. Saif feetay ko pakarr kar unkay mammon kay bilkul beech mein lay aaya.
“Phupi jan seenay kay naap lainay ka sahi tareeqa ye hai kay feeta nipples kay oopar a’aiy warna naap ghalat ho jaata hai.” Saif nay unhay thorra muztarib hotay huay daikh kar kaha.
Unho nay sar hila diya.
Feeta unkay seenay par theek kartay kartay Saif nay yak-lakht Phupi Maimoona ka aik mota mamma haath mein pakarr liya. Wo aisa zaahir kar raha tha jaisay darust naap lainay kay liay feetay ko unkay mammon par sahi jagah rakh raha ho.
Iss say pehlay Saif nay jitni bhi auraton kay mammon ko haath lagaaya tha Phupi Maimoona kay mammon ka lams un say mukhtalif tha. Unkay mammon mein narmi kay saath saath bhaari-pan aur lachak bhi thi.
Saif nay unkay mammay ko haath mein pakrray pakrray zara zor say dabaaya. Phupi Maimoona kuch chonk gaeen. Saif nay dobara unka pora mamma hath mein lay ker dabaya.
Yehi wo surkh line thi jo ussay aboor nahi karni chahiay thi.
Phupi Maimoona foran samajh gaeen kay Saif kay dil mein kiya hai. Unho nay ghussay say feeta uss kay haath say khainch kar lay liya aur khud chand qadam peechay hat gaeen.
“Saif ye kiya bay-hoodgi hai.” Unho nay kaampti hui awaaz mein kaha. “Mein tumhay aisa nahi samajhti thi. Mairay liay to tum Ilyaas jaisay ho.”
Saif kay liay unka rad-e-amal zaroorat say ziyaada shadeed tha. Wo sannaatay mein aa gaya. Ussay foran andaaza ho gaya kay na sirf teer kamaan say nikal chuka hai balkay nishaana bhi khata ho gaya hai. Phupi Maimoona kay tund-o-taiz lehjay nay uss kay hosh gum kar diay thay. Wo dharraktay dil kay saath mujrimon ki tarah sar jhukaiy khaamosh kharra raha.
“Maira dil chah raha hai kay jooton say tumhaari murammat karoon. Sharm aani chahiay tumhay. Jo kucch tum kar rahay thay wo intihai darjay ki bud-tameezi hai.” Phupi Maimoona ka lehja ab bhi bala ki sakhti thi. Saif nay pehlay kabhi unhay itnay ghussay mein nahi daikha tha.
Saif kay chehray par paraishani kay shaded asaar daikh kar Phupi Maimoona foran chup ho gaeen.
“Mein maafi chahta hoon Phupi jan. Mein nay buhat zaleel harkat ki.” Saif nay ahista say kaha.
Phir iss say pehlay kay Phupi Maimoona mazeed kucch kehteen uss nay apni kitaabain uthaeen aur sar jhuka kar taiz taiz qadmon say chalta hua ghar kay main darwaazay say bahar nikal gaya.
Saif uss raat ko apnay zehan mein iss waqiay kay har pehloo ka baareek-beeni say ja’aiza laita raha. Ussay Phupi Maimoona ka apnay saath rawaya ghair-zaroori tor par sakht laga. Apni bay-izzati ka ussay itna dukh nahi tha jitna iss baat ka kay ye bay-izzati uss aurat nay ki thi jo us ski sagi phupi thi. Uss nay unkay mammay ko zaroor haath lagaya tha magar koi khuli hui ghair-akhlaaqi harkat nahi ki thi. Phupi Maimoona ye nahi keh sakti theen kay uss nay unhay chodnay ki koshish ki thi. Laikin iss kay bawajood unka radd-e-amal iss qisam ka tha jaisay uss nay beech bazaar unhay nanga kar diya ho. Wo ussay behtar tareeqay say bhi to samjha sakti theen.
Wo musalsal sochay chala ja raha tha. Kiya Phupi Maimoona khud kisi hud tak iss waqiay ki zimadaar nahi theen? Agar wo apnay mammon kay zikar par hi ussay rok daiteen to baat yahaan tak na puhanchti. Unho nay bhi to ussay aisay ishaaray diay thay jinhay uss nay ghalat samjha. Uss ki baaton par unka hansna aur chehray par surkhi. Wo sab kiya tha. Agar wo iss qisam ka koi ishaara daiteen hi na to ye nobat kiyon aati. Unho nay bila-waja itni si baat ka batangarr bana diya. Aur aisa kartay huay unhay uss ki koi naiki bhi yaad nahi rahi.
Wo ye to jaanta tha kay Phupi Maimoona kisi say iss baat ka tazkira nahi karain gi kiyonkay iss say khud unki apni subki honay ka andaisha tha laikin masla ye tha kay wo a’ainda unka saamna kaisay karay ga. Ussay tasleem karna parra kay aaj jo kucch hua tha uss ka asal zimedaar to baharhaal wo khud hi tha. Uskay dil mein apni phupi ko chodnay ki khwahish honi hi nahi chahiey thi. Iss liay bunyaadi ghalti to uss ki hi thi. Laanat bhaijo. Choot nahi daiteen to na dain. Uss nay socha.
Wo achanak apnay aap ko barra halka phulka mehsoos karnay laga tha.
Mukhtalif auraton kay saath jismaani mail milaap kay teen saala tajarbay nay Saif ko kam-umri mein hi aurat-shanaas bana diya tha. Ab Phupi Maimoona say barrhtay huay ta’aluqaat iss silsilay mein sonay pay suhaaga saabit huay thay. Uss nay Phupi Maimoona kay ghar aana jaana to mehaz unkay qareeb rehnay kay liay shuru kiya tha magar ab halaat aik nai karwat lay rahay thay. Wo ye jaan gaya tha kay apni phupi ko raam karna bhi bilkul aisa hi hai jaisay kisi doosri aurat ko raam karna. Haan ye farq zaroor tha kay deegar auraton kay muqaablay mein Phupi Maimoona ko phudi marwaanay par raazi karna kahin ziyaada mehnat-talab kaam tha. Laikin baharhaal theen to wo bhi aik aurat hi aur unki nafsiyaati kamzoriyaan bhi wohi theen jo baaqi saari auraton ki hoti hain.
Un say apnay naazuk rishtay ko nazar mein rakh kar Saif nay humaisha barri ehtiyaat say kaam liya tha ta kay Phupi Maimoona ko ye pata na chalnay pa’aiy kay wo unki phudi maarna chahta hai. Wo unki nazar bacha kar hi unkay mammon ya gand ko daikha karta tha. Laikin iss kay saath saath wo barri hoshiyaari say waqtan-fa-waqtan unki khubsurti ki tareef bhi muhtaat alfaaz mein kar diya karta tha. Tareef aurat ki buhat barri kamzori hai. Yehi waja thi kay ussay Phupi Maimoona kay buhat ziyaada qareeb ho jaanay mein koi khaas waqt nahi laga.
Khud Phupi Maimoona bhi ab apnay ghar mein Saif ki mojoodgi ki aadi ho gai theen. Unki tanhai iss qurbat ki bunyaadi waja thi. Agar kabhi kisi waja say Saif ko aanay mein dair ho jaati to wo bay-sabri say uss ka intazaar karti rehteen. Wo apnay bhatijay ki suhbat aur rafaaqat ko barri qadr ki nigaah say daikhnay lagi theen magar iss ka ye matlab ye har giz nahi tha kay unkay dil mein Saif kay liay koi ghalat khayaal tha. Aisa to unkay weham-o-gumaan mein bhi nahi tha.
Phupi Maimoona ki parwarish jis maahol mein hui thi wahaan iss qisam ki socch ki koi gunja’aish nahi thi. Laikin iss kay bawajood unkay zehan kay kisi door daraaz khufya goshay mein ye halka halka ehsaas zaroor mojood tha kay Saif unhay pasandeedgi ki nigaah say daikhta hai. La-shaoori sateh par hi sahi magar ye ehsaas wajood zaroor rakhta tha. Poori dunya mein Saif hi wo waahid insaan tha jo har baat mein unhay wazeh tor par ehmiyat daita tha aur wo iss haqeeqat say aagaah ho chuki theen kay ye ehmiyat agarchay unkay aur Saif kay rishtay ki waja say bhi thi magar iss mein kuch na kuch hissa unki shakhsiyat aur khoobsoorti ka bhi tha.
Saif bhi apni phupi ko chodnay kay liey be-taab tha aur ye be-taabi har guzartay din kay saath berhti ja rahi thi. Har mamnooa cheez ko jald-az-jald paanay ki khaahish karna insaan ki fitrat hai. Saif bhi ab bay-sabra hota ja raha tha. Jismaani milaap say pehlay aurat ka badan bhi deegar nasha-aawar ashya jaisa hi hota hai. Pehlay pehal thorri miqdaar say bhi theek thaak saroor aa jaata hai magar phir rafta rafta uss saroor ko qayum rakhnay kay liay dose barrhaana parta hai. Kucch din pehlay tak Phupi Maimoona dopatay mein bhi Saif kay dimaagh ki choolain hila diya karti theen. Phir unkay ghar aanay jaanay say ussay unkay mammon ko dopattay kay baghair daikhnay ka moqa mila to uss ka nasha do-aatisha ho gaya. Magar ab wo iss say bhi aik qadam aagay ja kar unhay bilkul nanga daikhnay ka khahishmand tha. Roz-ba-roz ye khaahish barrhti ja rahi thi.
Saif jaanta tha kay Phupi Maimoona ghar ka kaam khatam kar kay roz nahaaya karti theen. Wo Saif kay aanay say pehlay hi naha chuki hoti theen. Kai dafa jab Saif unkay ghar puhanchta to unkay baal geelay hotay aur wo samajh jaata kay wo abhi abhi nahai hain. Uss nay soccha kay agar wo kisi din apnay waqt say pehlay aa jaiy aur ghusal khaanay mein jhaank sakay to unhay bilkul nanga daikh sakta tha.
Phupi Maimoon kay ghusal khanay mein plastic ka aik cchota exhaust fan laga hua tha jo andar ki hawa bahar sehan ki cchat par nikaalta tha. Sehan ki chat per aik barra sa jaccha bana hua tha jis ki waja say buhat kum roshni ghusal khaanay kay andar ja sakti thi aur Saif asaani say Phupi Maimoona ki nazar mein aa’iy baghair andar jhaank sakta tha. Agar wo exhaust fan ki jaali hata laita to kisi ki nazar mein aa’iy baghair barri aasaani say unhay nahaatay huay daikh sakta tha. Ye mansooba bura nahi tha.
Aik din uss nay cchat par charh kar fan ki jaali nikaal li aur uss kay taar kaat diay. Ab fan chal nahi sakta tha. Aglay 2 din Phupi Maimoona ko shayad iss ka ehsaas bhi nahi hua kay exhaust fan kharab tha. Agar unhay ehsaas ho bhi gaya tha to unho nay ussay theek nahi karaya tha. 3 din baad Saif koi 1 bajay Phupi Maimoona kay ghar puhanch gaya aur hasb-e-aadat jab wo nahaanay kay liay ghusal khanay mein gaeen to ahistagi kay sath wo sehan ki cchat par charrh gaya. Phir wo ehtiaat say chat par lait gaya aur exhaust fan kay soraakh say andar jhaanka.
Uss waqt Phupi Maimoona apnay baalon say clip khol kar utaar rahi theen. Phir unho nay apni qameez ka daaman aagay say oopar uthaaya aur ussay ulat kar utaar diya. Saif nay daikha kay unkay motay motay mammon kay ubhaar neelay rang kay aik barray say brassiere mein band thay. Unkay bhaari mammay brassiere kay andar barray saleeqay say tanay huay nazar aa rahay thay laikin unkay size ki waja say brassiere mein buhat ziyaada khinchao nazar aa raha tha.
Unkay brassiere ki banaawat aisi thi kay Phupi Maimoona kay aadhay say ziyaada mammay nangay thay. Brassiere kay dabao nay dono mammon ko oopar utha diya tha aur unkay aapas mein jurr jaanay say aik barri gehri aur lambi lakeer ban gai thi. Unkay brassiere kay oopar neelay rang kay hi phool ubhray huay nazar aa rahay thay. Brassiere kay straps chorray aur kaafi barray thay. Ye uss brassiere ki acchi quality ka hi kamaal tha kay Phupi Maimoona kay bhaari aur bay-qaaboo mammay uss kay andar kisi qisam ki harkat nahi kar pa rahay thay. Sang-e-mar mar jaisay khubsurat, chiknay aur safaid badan par unkay motay taazay mammay niswaani husan ka behtareen namoona thay.
Unho nay apni ungliyon mein pehni hui do angoothiyan utaar kar sink par rakheen aur apnay dono haath peechay kamar ki taraf lay ja kar brassiere ka hook khola aur ussay apnay mammon say juda kar diya. Do motay motay gol aur bhaari mammay taqreeban ucchal kar Saif kay saamnay aa ga’iy. Uss ki aankhain phatti ki phatti reh gaeen.
Waaqai Phupi Maimoona kay mammay bay-intiha motay aur barray thay. Saif buhat si auraton kay rang barangay mammay daikh chuka tha laikin phir bhi apni phupi kay nangay mammay daikh kar wo hairat-zada reh gaya. Zindagi mein kabhi itnay motay, barray aur bharpoor mammay uss ki nazar say nahi guzray thay. Phupi Maimoona kay phoolay huay mammon ki wazni golaiyaan unkay seenay par barray gharoor say phaili hui theen. Unkay mammay chamaktay huay safaid rang kay thay jin kay beechon beech surkhi-ma’ail halkay brown rang kay bilkul gol paiwand thay jo 3 ya 3 ½ inch barray zaroor hon gay. In dono paiwandon kay beech mein aik aik mota aur ubhra hua nipple akarr kar kharra tha. Phupi Maimoona kay motay nipples kafi bahar niklay huay thay aur unkay mammon ki khubsurti mein be-intiha izaafa kar rahay thay.
Phupi Maimoona nay saamnay lagay huay aa’eenay mein apnay chehray ka ja’aiza laitay huay apnay dono mammon par haath phaira to wo barray tabah-kun andaaz mein hilnay lagay. Phir unho nay apna aik bhaari bhukam mamma uthaaya aur uss kay neechay haath phaira. Uss lamhay Saif ko apni saans band hoti mehsoos hui.
Uss nay Phupi Maimoona kay pait ko bhi barray ghor say daikha. Unka pait gudaaz, gol aur bhara bhara sa tha. Pait ki halki halki larzish bata rahi thi kay wo naram-o-nazuk aur mulayam hai. Mammon say neechay patli kamar ki waja say unka pait bhi zara chota tha laikin chootarron ki taraf jaatay jaatay chorra aur barra ho jaata tha. Naaf ka garrha kaafi barra aur gol tha magar aisay lagta tha jaisay kisi nay ussay chutki say pakarr kar oopar ki taraf khainch diya ho. Issi liay unki naaf gol say ziyaada baizvi shakal ki thi. Phupi Maimoona ki naaf unkay motay mammon kay barray barray nipples kay saath mil kar aik ajeeb tarah ki tikon ya mussalas banaati thi jis say unka pait aur bhi khubsurat lagta tha. Hairat angaiz tor par unka pait saaf shaffaaf tha aur uss par kisi qisam ki koi shikan ya nishaan nahi tha.
Phupi Maimoona ki shalwaar laastic waali thi jissay unho nay barray araam say neechay khaincha aur apnay pa’aon uss mein say nikaal liay. Ab Saif Phupi Maimoona kay chootarr, raanain aur phudi ko bilkul nanga daikh sakta tha. Aaj uss ki samajh mein aaya kay aurat ka hourglass badan kis qayaamat ka naam hai.
Phupi Maimoona ki kamar unkay mammon aur gand kay muqaablay mein barray wazeh tor par patli aur cchoti thi. Unkay chootarron aur kamar kay size mein buhat farq tha. Unki taangain badan kay oopari hissay ki lambai kay lihaaz say barri mutanaasib theen. Gol aur motay chootarron ka rung barra ajeeb tha. Taiz lashkaaray maarta hua safaid. Phupi Maimoona kay kasay huay chootarron par kahin kahin surkhi si ubhri hui nazar aa rahi thi. Wo qadam uthaateen to unkay chootarron mein gol gol gharrhay parrnay lagtay. Side say daikhnay par unkay chootarr kaafi ziyaada baahar niklay huay dikhai daitay thay. Buhat koshish kay bawajood Saif unki gand ka soraakh nahi daikh saka jo unkay chootarron kay andar kahin cchupa hua tha. Raanain moti theen jinki gehrai mein mojood unki phudi bhi ussay poori tarah nazar nahi aa rahi thi. Naaf say chand inch neechay chotay chotay laikin bay-had ghanay kaalay siyaah baal thay jo neechay unki phudi tak chalay jaatay thay. Unki poori phudi inn baalon nay dhaamp rakhi thi.
Thorri dair mazeed unkay khoobsoorat nangay badan ka nazaara karnay kay baad Saif barri khaamoshi say neechay utar aaya. Uss raat uss kay muth maarnay mein bay-panaah josh aur walwala tha. Uss waqt ussay muth maar kar bhi wo hi maza aaya jo phudi lay kar aata tha.
Uss say aglay din parrhai khatam karnay baad Saif aur Phupi Maimoona baithay coke pi rahay thay.
“Phupi jan aap deit coke kiyon peeti hain mujhay to ye karrvi si lagti hai.” Saif nay poocha.
“Baitay wazan kum karnay kay liay cheeni say parhaiz karti hoon. Itni moti sandi jo hoon.” Phupi Maimoona nay hans kar jawaab diya. “Deit coke mein cheeni nahi hoti issi liay peeti hoon.”
“Phupi jan aap moti bilkul nahi hain. Aap ki haddiyaan barri barri aur chorri hain aur iss laiy badan bhi thorra bhaari hai laikin barra kasa hua hai latka hua aur bay-hangum nahi. Aisa badan to larrkiyon ka bhi nahi hota.”
“Phir bhi Saif baitay mein wazan kum karna chahti hoon magar kaamyaabi nahi hoti.” Unho nay apni tareef sun kar khushi mehsoos ki magar uss ka izhaar karnay say guraiz kiya.
“Aap kisi hud tak dubli to ho sakti hain magar aap kay badan ka har hissa cchota nahi ho sakta.”
“Wo kiyon?”
“Phupi jan aap kay seenay aur chootarron ka size kaafi barra hai aur ye itni aasaani say kam nahi hon gay.” Saif nay dopattay kay baghair Phupi Maimoona nay motay motay mammon ko daikhtay huay kaha.
“Baitay inhi hisson ko to cchota karna chahti hoon.” Phupi Maimoona ka chehra apnay mammon aur chootarron kay zikar par halka sa laal ho gaya.
“Mushkil hai phupi jan kay aap ka seena kum ho sakay.” Saif nay duhraaya. “Waisay aap kis number ka brassiere istimaal karti hain?”
Iss sawaal par Phupi Maimoona aik lamhay liay garrbarra gaeen laikin phir boleen,
“Zaahir hai large size ka. Aur mujhay kon sa number poora a’aiy ga.”
Saif nay mehsoos kar liya tha kay Phupi Maimoona uss ki baatain sun kar ghussay mein nahi aa raheen balkay mehaz halki si sharm mehsoos kar rahi hain.
Uss ki himmat aur barrh gai.
“Laikin phupi jan aap kiyon apnay badan kay sab say khubsurat hissay ko chota karna chahti hain. Aap ki tarah kay mammon kay liay to auratain America aur England mein hazaron dollar kharch karti hain.”
Saif nay ab saaf tor par unkay mammon ka tazkira taareefi andaaz mein kiya tha.
“Ha’ay Saif pata nahi wo kaisi auratain hain mein to barri tung hoon. Chobees ghantay bila-waja itna wazan kon utha’iy phiray.” Unho nay hans kar ghair iraadi tor par gardan neechay kar kay apnay mammon par nazar daali.
Pata nahi wo iss guftagoo say nervous ho rahi theen ya nahi.
“Aap kay mammay large size say bhi barray hain phupi jan. Aap ko large say bhi barra brassiere poora aata ho ga.” Saif bilkul normal lehjay mein baat kar raha tha.
“Nahi, nahi Saif baitay ab mairay itnay barray bhi nahi hain jitna tum samajh rahay ho.” Unho nay haath hilaatay huay kaha.
“Phupi jan shart lagi kay aap kay mammay kam az kam 45 inch kay hain.” Saif nay zara pur-josh andaaz mein apnay dono haathon ko aik doosray kay qareeb laatay huay unkay aik mammay ka size banaya. Ab wo unhay kaisay bataata kay uss nay nahaatay huay unkay mammon ko khoob acchi tarah daikh liya tha.
“Mein koi bhains hoon kiya jo mairay itnay barray hon gay?” Unho nay bay-tahaasha hanstay huay kaha. Unkay safaid khubsurat daant qataar-andar-qataar Saif ko nazar aa rahay thay.
“Bilkul hain. Mein hazaar rupay ki shart lagaata hoon kay itnay hi barray hain.” Saif nay barray wasooq say kaha.
“Nahi Saif baitay aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ye barray zaroor hain magar itnay bhi nahi.” Phupi Maimoona nay bhi uss ki naqal kartay huay haathon say ishaara kiya. Unkay gol, sidool bazoo hawa mein lehra’aiy. Pata nahi kiyon unhay hansi aa’aiy ja rahi thi.
Aisa lagta tha jaisay wo inn baaton say bayak-waqt khush bhi ho rahi theen aur kucch bay-chaini bhi mehsoos kar rahi theen. Aag aur paani ka khail jaari tha.
“To chalain phupi jan naap kar daikh laitay hain. Abhi pata chal ja’aiy ga.”
Saif nay kaha aur uth kar taizi say uss almaari ki taraf barrha jahan darziyon waala aam feeta rakha hota tha. Uss nay feeta almaari say nikaala aur wapas Phupi Maimoona ki taraf aa gaya.
“Ha’aiy nahi nahi ye kin chakaron mein parr gaiy ho Saif baita dafa karo.” Unho nay haath utha kar ussay roknay ki koshish ki.
“To phir aap shart haar gaeen na phupi jan.” Saif nay unhay chirraanay waalay andaaz mein kaha.
“Mein khud naap lay kar tumhay bata doon gi. Abhi to tum aaraam say baitho.” Unkay lehjay say saaf lag raha tha jaisay wo thorri si nervous ho gai hon.
“Nahi phupi jan ab to aap ko naap daina hi parray ga. Aap kharri to hon.” Saif apni baat par arra raha.
Phupi Maimoona ko chaar-o-nachaar kharra hona hi parra. Saif nay feeta unki kamar kay gird ghumaaya aur unkay motay motay mammon kay saamnay lay aaya.
“Phupi jan app apnay dono bazoo seedhay kar kay side par rakhain.” Saif nay unkay mammon kay ubhaaron ko daikhtay huay kaha.
Unho nay aisa hi kiya.
Feeta unkay dono barray barray mammon ki sides mein dhansa hua tha. Saif feetay ko pakarr kar unkay mammon kay bilkul beech mein lay aaya.
“Phupi jan seenay kay naap lainay ka sahi tareeqa ye hai kay feeta nipples kay oopar a’aiy warna naap ghalat ho jaata hai.” Saif nay unhay thorra muztarib hotay huay daikh kar kaha.
Unho nay sar hila diya.
Feeta unkay seenay par theek kartay kartay Saif nay yak-lakht Phupi Maimoona ka aik mota mamma haath mein pakarr liya. Wo aisa zaahir kar raha tha jaisay darust naap lainay kay liay feetay ko unkay mammon par sahi jagah rakh raha ho.
Iss say pehlay Saif nay jitni bhi auraton kay mammon ko haath lagaaya tha Phupi Maimoona kay mammon ka lams un say mukhtalif tha. Unkay mammon mein narmi kay saath saath bhaari-pan aur lachak bhi thi.
Saif nay unkay mammay ko haath mein pakrray pakrray zara zor say dabaaya. Phupi Maimoona kuch chonk gaeen. Saif nay dobara unka pora mamma hath mein lay ker dabaya.
Yehi wo surkh line thi jo ussay aboor nahi karni chahiay thi.
Phupi Maimoona foran samajh gaeen kay Saif kay dil mein kiya hai. Unho nay ghussay say feeta uss kay haath say khainch kar lay liya aur khud chand qadam peechay hat gaeen.
“Saif ye kiya bay-hoodgi hai.” Unho nay kaampti hui awaaz mein kaha. “Mein tumhay aisa nahi samajhti thi. Mairay liay to tum Ilyaas jaisay ho.”
Saif kay liay unka rad-e-amal zaroorat say ziyaada shadeed tha. Wo sannaatay mein aa gaya. Ussay foran andaaza ho gaya kay na sirf teer kamaan say nikal chuka hai balkay nishaana bhi khata ho gaya hai. Phupi Maimoona kay tund-o-taiz lehjay nay uss kay hosh gum kar diay thay. Wo dharraktay dil kay saath mujrimon ki tarah sar jhukaiy khaamosh kharra raha.
“Maira dil chah raha hai kay jooton say tumhaari murammat karoon. Sharm aani chahiay tumhay. Jo kucch tum kar rahay thay wo intihai darjay ki bud-tameezi hai.” Phupi Maimoona ka lehja ab bhi bala ki sakhti thi. Saif nay pehlay kabhi unhay itnay ghussay mein nahi daikha tha.
Saif kay chehray par paraishani kay shaded asaar daikh kar Phupi Maimoona foran chup ho gaeen.
“Mein maafi chahta hoon Phupi jan. Mein nay buhat zaleel harkat ki.” Saif nay ahista say kaha.
Phir iss say pehlay kay Phupi Maimoona mazeed kucch kehteen uss nay apni kitaabain uthaeen aur sar jhuka kar taiz taiz qadmon say chalta hua ghar kay main darwaazay say bahar nikal gaya.
Saif uss raat ko apnay zehan mein iss waqiay kay har pehloo ka baareek-beeni say ja’aiza laita raha. Ussay Phupi Maimoona ka apnay saath rawaya ghair-zaroori tor par sakht laga. Apni bay-izzati ka ussay itna dukh nahi tha jitna iss baat ka kay ye bay-izzati uss aurat nay ki thi jo us ski sagi phupi thi. Uss nay unkay mammay ko zaroor haath lagaya tha magar koi khuli hui ghair-akhlaaqi harkat nahi ki thi. Phupi Maimoona ye nahi keh sakti theen kay uss nay unhay chodnay ki koshish ki thi. Laikin iss kay bawajood unka radd-e-amal iss qisam ka tha jaisay uss nay beech bazaar unhay nanga kar diya ho. Wo ussay behtar tareeqay say bhi to samjha sakti theen.
Wo musalsal sochay chala ja raha tha. Kiya Phupi Maimoona khud kisi hud tak iss waqiay ki zimadaar nahi theen? Agar wo apnay mammon kay zikar par hi ussay rok daiteen to baat yahaan tak na puhanchti. Unho nay bhi to ussay aisay ishaaray diay thay jinhay uss nay ghalat samjha. Uss ki baaton par unka hansna aur chehray par surkhi. Wo sab kiya tha. Agar wo iss qisam ka koi ishaara daiteen hi na to ye nobat kiyon aati. Unho nay bila-waja itni si baat ka batangarr bana diya. Aur aisa kartay huay unhay uss ki koi naiki bhi yaad nahi rahi.
Wo ye to jaanta tha kay Phupi Maimoona kisi say iss baat ka tazkira nahi karain gi kiyonkay iss say khud unki apni subki honay ka andaisha tha laikin masla ye tha kay wo a’ainda unka saamna kaisay karay ga. Ussay tasleem karna parra kay aaj jo kucch hua tha uss ka asal zimedaar to baharhaal wo khud hi tha. Uskay dil mein apni phupi ko chodnay ki khwahish honi hi nahi chahiey thi. Iss liay bunyaadi ghalti to uss ki hi thi. Laanat bhaijo. Choot nahi daiteen to na dain. Uss nay socha.
Wo achanak apnay aap ko barra halka phulka mehsoos karnay laga tha.