09-10-2019, 04:00 PM
UPDATE 96
Bhabhi ka call lene ke baad maine papa ko phone lagaaya farmhouse pe ke main wahaan Rohit ke saath aa rahi hoon aur un sab ko normal rehna chaahiye, normal ka matlab yeh thha ki unko nanga nahin rehna thha. Rohit aur main wahaan chaar baje pahunche aur bhabhi taxi mein aa gayi thhi, hum dono ka pahunchna paanch minute aage peechhe thha, Rohit ko papa ne receive kiya aur andar laaye, maa saadi mein thhi aur baaki sab bhi zaroorat se zyaada kapde pehne huey thhe, sab uncomfortable lag rahe thhe.
Maa aur meri saas ne khaana parosa Rohit aur mere liye, bhabhi khaa ke aa chuki thhi, bhabhi ko dekhke teeno mard khush ho gaye thhe. Rohit ne khaana khaaya aur jaane ki baat karne laga, papa ne use rokne ki bahut koshish ki, par woh nahin maana, maine use chai ke liye rok hi liya, use upar kamra dikhaane ke bahaane le gayi, samajh mein aa raha thha ke woh mujhse alag hoke khush nahin hai aur uttejit bhi hai, socha usse baat kar loon, hum dono upar ke kamre ki balcony mein aa gaye apni chai leke.
Main: Bhaiyya..Meri baat ka bura toh nahi laga..
Rohit: Nahin Veena..Bilkul nahin..
Main: Toh kya socha hai..
Rohit: Kuch nahin..Bas sab baatein ajeeb lagte huey bhi sahi lagti hain..
Main: Rohit zyaada socho mat, aur apni taraf se kuch karo bhi mat..Iss baat ko jitna force karoge, kharaab ho jaayegi..Par joh hota hai, hone do..Use rokna mat..Behte jaao, relax karo, aur enjoy karo..
Rohit: Tum sahi keh rahi ho Veena..Main kuch nahin karunga..Par kuch rokunga bhi nahin..Joh hona hoga, woh hone do..
Main: Jaise yeh..
Maine uske kareeb jaake apna haath phirse uske lund pe rakh diya aur uske badan se satt gayi, uska lund tan ne laga, use maza aane laga, par usne kuch nahin kiya, maine darwaaza khula chhod diya thha, maa andar aa gayi, Rohit bichak gaya aur chai girne waali thhi uske haath se, maine apna haath hataaya nahin, maa hamaare kareeb aayi, Rohit ko bahut awkward lag raha thha. Maa mujhe uska lund sehlaate dekh rahi thhi, bechaare ke paseene chhoot gaye thhe.
Maa: Iske papa kitna keh rahe hain, ruk jaao na Rohit..Aur ab tum dono itne acchhe dost bhi ban gaye ho..Kal subah chale jaana..
Maine maa ko uska tana hua lund pant ke upar se sehlaate huey bataaya.
Main: Maa..Yeh mujhe Pulkit bhaiyya ki tarah hi lagte hain, un jaisa swabhaav hi hai..Naram dil ke..
Maa: Iss samay toh inka kadak swabhaav hi dikh raha hai..Isiliye keh rahi hoon rok le..Jab itni pehchaan ho gayi hai, toh poori ho jaane de, joh tujhe acchha lagta hai, humein bhi acchha hi lagega..Aur teri chachi ka bhai hamaara bhi toh bhai hi hua naa..
Main: Inke upar hai rukna ya jaana..
Maa: Theek hai uspe hi chhodtein hain..Main neeche hoon..
Maa chali gayi, aur main dabaake uska chehra dekhte rahi, woh muskuraaya.
Rohit: Tumne raaste mein sahi kaha thha Veena..Pehle main apna ghar sambhaaloon, phir aage mauke kaafi aayenge..Use waise hi rakkhtein hain..Pehle meri family iski aadi ho jaaye, tum toh apni ho..
Uski baat sunke maine uske gaal pe haath rakkha aur uske honth choom liye, aur use muskuraate huey dekha.
Main: Mera andaaza tumhaare baare mein sahi thha..Tum ho Pulkit bhaiyya jaise..Shaant aur samajhdaar..Holi toh main tumhaare saath hi manaaungi..Tum bol sakti hoon na..
Rohit: Naam se bhi pukaarogi toh chalega..Ab chhod do, nahin toh jaane ka dil nahin karega..
Hum dono hans diye, Rohit neechhe aaya mere saath aur hum sab ne use bike tak see off kiya. Woh nikal gaya, sab ne jaise raahat ki saans li.
Papa: Itne kapde toh parsoon pehna thha maine..Aadat hi chhoot gayi thhi…
Sab hans diye aur hum andar aaye, shaam ke chhe bajj chuke thhe, main aur bhabhi fresh hone ek hi bathroom chale gaye, dono nange shower mein ek dusre ki baahon mein thhe, pehle thodi kissing hui, phir maine unke chehre ko dekha.
Main: Kya hua thha maayke mein bhabhi..Aap toh confident lag rahi thhi…
Bhabhi: Tere jitna dimaag nahin hai naa..Teri zaroorat padhi isiliye bulaaya, par achaanak jiju ke ghar pe koi problem hua aur didi jiju dono chale gaye..
Main: Maa babuji toh thhe..Babuji..
Bhabhi: Himmat nahin bani yaar..Jiju ko sambhaal sakti hoon, papa ko nahin..
Main: No problem..Abhi toh ek ghar sudhra hai..Dusre bhi sudhar jaayenge..
Bhabhi: Kiska..
Main: Chachi ka maayka..Sab ko set toh kiya hai..Baaki chacha aur chachi pe chhod aayi..Dekhenge..
Bhabhi: Baap re..Kaash tu pehle mere ghar aayi hoti yaar..Ab tak papa ka udghaatan kar deti tu..
Main: Aapke papa ka udghaatan toh hoga hi..Saath mein jiju ko bhi le hi lenge..Mood hai kya..
Bhabhi: Tu hai toh mood toh rahega naa..Bahut din huey nanad bhabhi ko mile huey..
Main: Hmmm..Isse pehle ke mere sasur, mama aur tere sasur hum dono ko alag kare..Hai naa..
Bhabhi: Tere sasur toh aise dekh rahe thheke khaa jaayenge mujhe..
Main: Khaa toh pehle main jaaungi tumhe bhabhi..
Hum dono ko waakeyi mein mile bahut din ho gaye thhe, isse acchha chance nahin thha, neeche bhookhe sher baitthe thhe, raat mein humein khaane ke liye.
Chachi ke maayke mein bacchhe tuition se aaye nahin thhe aur chacha aur Raunak apne apne kaam se baahar se laute nahin thhe. Mauka thha chachi aur dono bhabhiyon ko baat karne ka. Teeno Beena ke hi kamre mein baitthe thhe, chai peete. Beena bhabhi ko chachi kal raat ka kaarnaama suna chuki thhi, woh Mayuri bhabhi ko ghoor rahi thhi aur Mayuri bhabhi chup muskura rahi thhi, Beena ko yakeen hi nahin ho raha thha.
Beena: Kal raat ko itna sab hua, aur..
Chachi: Tumhe kaise maaloom padhta Beena..Tum to Rohit ke saath busy hongi..Veena ki maxi joh li thhi..
Beena: Radhika bhabhi..Aap kaise..Mera matlab hai..Raunak bhaiyya ke saath..Aur aap bhabhi..
Mayuri: Kal tak main bhi toh tere jaisa hi sochti thhi..Par badalne pe majboor ho gayi..Zindagi sust guzar rahi thhi, agar badalti nahin, toh haath se samay nikal jaata..
Beena: Bhabhi..Main bhi kal inse aisi hi kuch baatein kar rahi thhi, par woh sab baaton tak hi seemit thhi..Aage le jaana..
Chacha: Aage le jaana bhi toh apne hi haath mein hai..Mardon ne toh sweekaar kar hi liya hai, tera pati bhi aaj Veena ko chhodke, badal ke hi aayega..Raunak bhaiyya mana nahin karenge, bas tu bachi..
Beena: Yeh..Yeh kaise badlenge..Baahar market mein mujhe pallu lene ke liye zidd kartein hain..Kisiko dekh loon toh jhagda kartein hain..Yeh kaise badlenge..Baatein karenge, badlenge nahin..
Chachi: Subah tu ne hi use Veena ke saath bheja thha..Akela chhod diya thha use..Aaj raat ko bhi use akela chhod..Aur tu apne jetth ki soch..Hai na Mayuri..
Mayuri: Radhika bhabhi..Agar ise theek nahin lagta toh chhod dijiye..Zabardasti karna theek nahin..
Chachi: Teri baat sahi hai Mayuri bhabhi..Yeh sab ki marzi se hi ho sakta hai..Agar nahin karna hai, toh, waise hi jeeyo, jaise katt rahi thhi..Uske baad shikaayat nahin karna, ke zindagi kahaan jaa rahi hai..Mauka ek hi baar milta hai..
Beena: Mayuri bhabhi..Aapko koi problem nahin agar bhaiyya aur main..
Mayuri: Sharam bahut kar liya Beena..Tu ne mujhe aur inhe nanga dekha hai..Maine bhi Rohit ko nanga dekha hai..Hum chaaron hi hain ghar mein..Bacchhe bade ho jaayenge aur hamaari umar nikal jaayegi, toh kya faayda..Shaadi ke pehle mahine maza thha, phir dheere dheere kum hua..Tu bhi jaanti hai yeh baat ko..Kal ko bas hamaare beech mein samjhaute aur zimmedaariyon waale rishhte reh jaayenge..Kya acchhi yaadein rahengi hamaari..
Chachi: Aur socho Beena, agar hum chhe ke chhe agar ek kamre mein ek dusre ke saath maze le sake, aur phir hamaare jaane ke baad, tum chaaron maze le sako, zindagi mein kitna maza rahega..Yeh namkeen baatein yaad reh jaayengi..Zindagi pe afsos nahin rahega ke humne kuch kiya nahin..
Beena bhabhi un dono ka moonh dekhte rahi, darwaaze pe dastak hui, bacchhe aa gaye thhe, sab baahar aangan mein aa gaye thhe, Rohit ka phone aaya thha, woh ek dedh ghante mein pahunchne waala thha, raat ke khaane ki taiyyaari hone lagi, kuch der baad Raunak bhaiyya aaye, aur phir Arjun chacha, ghar mein bacchhon ka shor machne laga, raat ki taiyyaari thhi.
Farmhouse pe Priya bhabhi aur main neeche aaye, sab nange hi baitthe thhe, meri family aisi hi rehna pasand karti thhi. Koi leta thha, koi baittha thha, hindi film lagi thhi T.V. pe, aur sab maze leke dekh rahe thhe. Aath bajj rahe thhe.
Bhabhi aur main neeche carpet pe hi baitth gaye maa ke paas, maa ne mere mujhe aur kareeb bulaaya, aur khuspusaane lagi.
Maa: Tu joh Rohit ke saath kar rahi thhi..Socha samjha hai naa..
Main: Haan maa..Bharosa rakh..
Maa: Bharosa hai beta..Bas kabhi kabhi fikar bhi hoti hai, darr lagta hai ke hamaara maza kharaab na ho jaaye..Par bharosa hai tujhpe..
Main maa se chipak ke baitthi.
Main: Yahaan sab kaise chal raha hai..
Maa: Acchha..Mama aur mami bhi set ho gayein hain..Apu aur Janak ke baare mein baat ki tum sab ne..Use kyun baahar rakkhe ho..
Main: Maa tu iss baare mein Shekhar aur Pulkit bhaiyya se baat kar..Wahi bataayenge tujhe..
Maa: Holi waali baat pata hai mujhe Veena..Par use hoke zamaana hua hai..Woh nashe mein thha..Shaayad Pulkit ko tumhe yaad dilaana chaahiye usne Pratima ke saath holi mein kya kiya thha..Usne bhula diya, tum sab nahin bhula paa rahe ho..
Main: Maa..Usne Shekhar aur mujhe bhi club bulaaya thha humse yehi baat poochhne..Phir kaha ke humchaaron ko kuch karna chaahiye..Maa uss samay Shekhar unki madad karne ki koshish kar raha thha, Pulkit se maafi maangne kaha thha, par usne humse unke saath sone ko kaha..Usne kaise samajh liya ke Shekhar aur main raazi ho jaate, jab Pulkit se sulaah hui nahin thhi..Maa..Pulkit bhaiyya pe chhod de..
Maa: Theek hai..Tum sab jaise theek samjho..Baat hui Shekhar se..
Main: Hui maa..Prem aur Seema wahaan rukne mana kar rahein hain..Keh rahein hain ke Pulkit aur Shekhar ke saath hi waapas aayenge..Shaayad parsoon subah..
Maa: Acchha..Ghoomna nahin hai kya wahaan unhein..
Main: Maa..Woh dono bhi hum sab ke saath hi khush rehtein hain..Akele nahin..Aa jaane do, phir hum sab kahin ghoomne jaayenge..Bas hamaari do family..
Maa: Yeh theek rahega..Par ghoomne ki kya zaroorat hai..Yahin aa jaayenge..Aur phir khoob maze lenge sab..
Main: Tu bhi kitne maze leti hai na maa, yahaan farmhouse pe..
Maa: Ab tera pati aur mere bete aa jaayenge toh aur maza aayega..
Main aur maa ek dusre ko dekhke muskuraane lage, papa utthke hamaare beech aake baitth gaye.
Papa: Sab theek..
Main: Sab theek..Aur aap..
Papa: Teri saas aur mami se poochh..Maze mein hi hoon..
Main: Aap sab itna susta kyun rahe ho..Yahaan toh bore ho jaaungi main..Aur bhabhi bhi..Sab nange hai par kuch ho raha nahin hai..Mama ki aankh bhi lag gayi hai, dekhiye unhe..
Papa: Abhi teri maa baitthegi uske moonh pe toh chaatne lagega saala neend mein..
Main hans di maa aur papa ke saath..Priya, yahaan aa na..
Bhabhi maa ki taraf se utthke papa ki bagal mein aa gayi, papa ne apna haath uske kandhe pe rakh diya aur uski nangi chuchi sehlaane lage.
Papa: Maayke mein sab theek hai..
Bhabhi bhi kahaan chhodti unhein, unka haath seedha unka lund sehlaane laga.
Bhabhi: Sab theek papa..
Papa: Tu rukne waali thhi naa kuch aur din..
Bhabhi: Jijaji aur Neha ko urgent jaana pada..Papa bhi kaam mein busy thhe..Akele bore ho jaati..Baad mein chali jaaungi..
Main: Papa..Bhabhi ka mann yahin lagta hai, hamaare saath..Maayke mein nahin..
Papa ne bhabhi ki chuchi daba di, bhabhi ne jhuk ke papa ka lund choosna shuru kiya aur upar dekhi.
Bhabhi: Iski yaad aa rahi thhi..
Mere sasur Gayatri mami se sofe pe lipat ke film bhi dekh rahe thhe aur hum sab ki taraf bhi dekh rahe thhe, bhabhi ko choosta dekh ke mami ki ek taang utthaake unhone apni kamar pe Chadha di aur uski chut sehlaane lage, aur uske kaan ke paas gaye.
Sasur: Daal doon Gayatri..Taiyyaar hai tu..
Mami: Ab kya poocchke daalenge..
Sasur ne apna lund sehlaaya aur mami ki chut ke honthon pe ghasne lage, taiyyaar hone pe unhone daal diya, par dono film hi dekh rahe thhe, babuji apna haath unki jhaanton waali chut pe bhi phira rahe thhe, lund dheere se hi andar baahar ho raha thha. Ise kehte thhe maze leke film dekhna.
Rohit bhi ghar pahunch chuka thha, thakk gaya thha, naha dhoke rasoi ki mez pe aa gaya, hum sab uska intezaar kar rahe thhe.
Chacha: Rohit, thank you yaar, tu ne itne lambe safar se bacha diya..Priya se mila..
Rohit: Haan mila bhaiyya..Par farmhouse pe..
Chacha aur chachi ki nazrein mili.
Chacha: Farmhouse pe..Priya toh maayke gayi hui thhi..
Rohit: Wahin thhi, par raaste mein Veena ko unka phone aaya aur dono farmhouse pe hi milne ki baat kiye..Sab se mil liya main..Bade bhaiyya se, bhabhi se..Bahut acchha laga..
Chachi: Acchha kiya Rohit..Thakk gaye ho na..
Rohit: Didi..Poocchho mat..Kandho mein taakat hi nahi rahi aur peetth bhi dukh gayi..
Chachi: Tu khaana khaa le, main maalish kar dungi acchhi..Aapka ghutnon ka tel kahaan hai..
Chacha: Mera nahin, tera..Mere ghutne theek hain..Bhaiyyon ke saamne acting mat kar..
Sab hansne lage.
Chachi: Acchha baba mera..Par rakkhe toh aapne hi ho naa..
Chacha: Hai upar..Le lena bag se..
Khaana hua, bacchhon ko Mayuri bhabhi unke kamre mein le gayi, sulaane ko. Baaki sab aangan mein baitthe, chachi tel leke aayi aur baitthi sab ke saath.
Chachi: Kal toh tyohaar hai..Mazdoor aayenge khet mein..
Raunak: Nahi Radhika..Kal chhutti hai, aaraam karenge, tujhe Bhojpuri film dikhaaunga..Gaon mein..
Chachi: Aur kuch nahin mila dikhaane ko..Bhaiyya..Usse acchha toh bacchhon ko Mayuri bhabhi ke maayke bhej do, kareeb mein hi hai naa, hum sab ghar mein hi kuch kartein hain..
Mayuri: Haan yeh acchha hai..Main kal subah hi bhaiyya ko bulaake bhej deti hoon..
Chacha: Acchha hai Mayuri..Tum sab toh peete ho na..Main intezaam kar dunga, kuch acchha banaatein hain, aur ek acchhi film T.V. ikatthe dekhtein hain.
Raunak: Bhaiyya..Main laa dunga..Aap hamaare mehmaan hain..
Chacha: Hum family hain Raunak..Mehmaan nahin..Hamaare beech koi formalities nahin hona chaahiye, naa koi pardaah..
Chachi: Yeh sahi keh rahein hain..Parde baahar waalon ke liye hona chaahiye, hamaare beech nahin..
Raunak aur Rohit, dono bhabhiyaan ek dusre ke chehre dekh rahe thhe.
Chachi: Rohit, main tumhaari maalish karke tumhaare saath hi ruk jaaungi..
Beena: Aur main bhabhi..
Rohit: Tu bhaiyya ke kamre mein jaa..
Beena: Kya..
Sab chup thhe, yeh sixer thha.
Rohit: Haan..Didi mere paas rahegi..
Raunak ne Mayuri ki taraf dekha.
Raunak: Mayuri..Agar Beena mere paas rahegi, toh tu Arjun bhaiyya ke paas ruk jaa..
Mayuri chup rehke haan mein sar hila di, sar neeche hi rakhke, Beena sab ke chehre dekh rahi thhi, Raunak uttha aur angdaai bhar diya.
Raunak: Jaa Radhika..Tu maalish kar de Rohit ki..Mujhe bhi neend aa rahi hai..
Chachi: Yeh toh buri khabar hai na Beena..
Sab muskura rahe thhe, andar hi andar. Patte khul chuke thhe, par khulke baatein nahi ho rahi thhi, par gaadi yahaan tak toh pahunchi thhi. Rohit aur chachi sab ke saamne utthke uske kamre mein chale gaye. Chacha utthhe aur Raunak ke paas aaye. Mayuri bhabhi aur Beena bhabhi dono saamne hi baitthe thhe, chacha ne Raunak ki taraf dekha.
Chacha: Baitth..
Raunak bhaiyya baitthe.
Chacha: Dekh hum sab bacchhe toh nahin hain..Tu aur yeh dono bhi jaante hain tere kamre mein kya hua thha kal raat Radhika aur tere beech mein..Dono ko maza aaya thha..Aur aaj tujhe koi problem nahin hai ke Mayuri mere kamre mein rahe..Par yaar risshte, aur khaas kar ke aise rishhte jhooth pe nahin bante..Kal Mayuri aur main saath hi thhe, jab tu Radhika ke saath thha..Tujhe naaraazgi toh nahin hai..
Raunak: Khushi hai aapke aane se..Hum chaaron asal mein hamaari hi zindagi se thakk gaye thhe..Bas katt rahi thhi..Aaj joh hamaare beech baatein hui aangan mein aur joh ho raha hai, main soch bhi nahin sakta thha..Aaj maza aa raha hai sirf baatein karke..Hai na Mayuri..
Mayuri bhabhi ne haan mein sar hila diya.
Chacha: Tu apna hai aur acchha lagta hai..Aur jab hum chaaron hamaare jaane ke baad ek saath rahoge na, toh romaanch badhega..Aapas mein maze lo, khulke..Bacchon ko sulaake chaaron raat bhar nange raho ek dusre ki patniyon ke saath..Humein bulaao yahaan aur apni didi ke saath maze lo, kabhi hamaare ghar pe aao..
Raunak: Bas bas bhaiyya..Saaf ho gaya dimaag..Chal Beena..Ab raha nahin jaata..
Chacha: Mayuri aur main bhi chalein..Beena ko nanga dekhne ka bada mann hai..
Mayuri: Beena ne toh inko aur mujhe nanga dekha hai..
Raunak: Acchha..Yeh toh galat baat hui..Beena..
Chacha utthe aur Mayuri bhabhi ka haath pakad ke unhe khada kar diya aur unki kamar mein haath daal diya, Beena bhi utthke Raunak ke paas chali gayi aur Raunak ne use kamar se kass liya.
Beena: Jetthji..Darr toh aapse hi lagta thha..Aur unse bhi..Par ab pyaar aane laga hai..
Raunak: Bhabhi jab aapko nanga karunga, tab pyaar theek se jataana..
Dono andar ke kamre ke taraf chal diye, chacha ne Mayuri bhabhi ko baahon mein kass liya.
Chacha: Aaj tere pati ke saamne hi chudegi tu..
Mayuri: Zyaada maza aayega..Kal Rohit bhi toh milega..
Chacha: Chal..
Farmhouse pe bhabhi papa ko choos ke tana chuki thhi, papa ne use apne pe kheench liya aur bhabhi unke lund ko andar karte huey baitth gayi, papa ne unhe apni baahon mein bhara aur unki chuchi choosne lage, bhabhi bhi dheere dheere unka lund le rahi thhi, jaise babuji upar Mami ko le rahe thhe, maa aur Sushila ab bhi film hi dekh rahe thhe meri saas ke saath, mama abhi bhi so hi rahe thhe. Main peeche palat ke babuji ki gotiyon aur mami ki chut ko sehlaane lagi, babuji unki chuchiyaan daba rahe thhe aur ab mami bhi mood mein aa gayi thhi. Maa ki nazar mere taraf hui, woh kareeb sarki aur meri ek haath se meri chuchiyaan sehlaane lagi, maine maa ki taangon ke beech haath rakh diya aur uski taangein kholne lagi, meri ungliyaan uski chut pe phirne lage.
Chachi aur Rohit kamre mein aake maalish ki taiyyaari karne lage, chachi maxi mein thhi, aur Rohit ne shirt utaar di washroom se aane ke baad.
Rohit: Didi..Zyaada tel mat lagaana..
Chachi uske paas aayi.
Chachi: Tujhe lagta hai main teri maalish karne aayi hoon..Apni behen ko chod, subah tak thakaan utar jaayegi..Pyjama utaar..
Rohit ne kass ke chachi ko pakad liya.
Rohit: Didi..Mujhe bhi kahaan maalish karwaani thhi..Tu bhi toh maxi utaar..
Chachi ne maxi utaar di aur uska pyjama bhi khol diya, chachi ka haath uske lund pe thha, woh neeche baitthi aur uska lund choosne lagi, Rohit ne kass ke uske baal pakad liye.
Rohit: Aaaaaahhhh..Didi..
Raunak aur Beena, chacha aur Mayuri chaaron nange ho chuke thhe, dono auratein dono mardon ki jaanghon pe taangein kamar ke daanye baanye phailaaye baitthi thhi, Raunak Beena ki gaand daba ke uske nipple choos raha thha aur Chacha bhi Mayuri ke saath wahi kar rahe thhe.
Beena: Bhaiyya..Dheere..
Raunak: Beena..Aaj dheere waali raat nahin hai..Dabaane de..
Beena: Dabaao bhaiyyaaaaaa..Aaaaahhh..
Chacha: Tera pati aur bhabhi toh mood mein hai..Kabhi dekha hai ise aise..
Mayuri: Kabhi nahin..Tana dekho kitna hai unka..Jaise phat jaayega..
Chacha: Yehi toh maza hai..Raunak..Kal sab saath mein..
Raunak: Ab bhi chaahte hot oh bula lo Rohit aur Radhika ko yahaan bhaiyya..
Chacha: Nahi aaj use akele maze lene de..Mayuri kaise lag rahi hai meri god mein..
Raunak: Kal bhi toh chadhe thhe aap uspe..
Mayuri: Aap Been ape dhyaan rakkhiye, kal use koi shikaayat nahi ho mere pati se..
Beena: Nahi hogi bhabhi..Itna paani toh aaj tak nahin gira hai..
Chacha: Kahaan se Beena..
Beena: Neeche se..
Chacha: Chut se..
Beena: Haaaaaaaaannnnn…Bhaiyyaaaaaa..Meri chuuuuuuutttt se..Marr gayiiiiiii..Ungli nikaaliye bhaiyya..
Chacha: Teri patni ka badan aur Beena ka, bade maze ka hai yaar..
Raunak: Sach bhaiyya..Maze ka toh hai..
Chacha: Aaj se inhe maza do..Maza milega..
Beena: Nahin diya toh hum chadh jaayenge inpe..
Mayuri: Dena hi padega..Ab toh do do lund hain..
Beena: Aaaaah bhaiyya..Raha nahin jaa raha hai..Daal do..
Raunak: Abhi se chod doon..
Beena: Haan bhaiyya..Phir baad mein aaraam se kar lenge..
Raunak: Gaand uttha thodi..
Mayuri: Bhaiyya..Aap bhi aise hi daal do naa..Meri bhi haalat kharaab hai..
Chacha: Tub hi gaand uttha Mayuri..Dono saali maadak hain..
Farmhouse pe mama hall ka scene dekhke washroom chale gaye fresh hone, baahar aaye moonh ponchte ponchte, papa aur bhabhi ab bhi chudai kar rahe thhe, mami aur Babuji ki chudai bhi chal rahi thhi, unhone mujhe aur maa ko ungli karte dekha.
Mama: Kab aankh lag gayi pata nahin..Par acchhi neend mili..
Saas: Mujhe laga subah hi utthoge..
Mama: Arre didi, aise kaise subah utthta..Veena..Tu ne kuch khaaya ya nahin..
Main: Khaaya mama..Aap kuch khilaaoge..
Mama: Latak raha hai..Khaa le..Ya apni maa ke moonh mein daal..
Maa: Isse chuswa lo..Main apni samdhan ke paas chali..Bahut samay se akeli hai..
Mama: Haan jaa..Veena ko liye bhi kaafi samay hua hai..Aaja Veena..Ya aisa kartein hain tu choos aur main teri chut chaat ta hoon..
Main: Aapki baatein karne ka andaaz bada acchha hai mama..
Mama: Chaat ta bhi acchha hoon..Aaja mere upar, chakha apni bur..
Main: Chakh lo mama..Phir chodna bhi padega..
Mama: Chodunga bhi..Tu aa toh sahi..
Chalo, yahaan bhi shuru, wahaan bhi shuru, America mein kitne baje honge.
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