AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 90

Haath dhone ke baad main upar ke kamre mein gayi neeche Rohit ko rukaake, Mayuri bhabhi mere saath thhi aur chacha bhi upar aa gaye thhe, maine kapde change karne ka socha thha, shalwar kameez se nikal ke jeans aur T-shirt pehenne ka iraada thha, chacha lambe ho gaye bistar pe, chachi mere bag ke paas khadi thhi. Maine unko meri t-shirt dikhaayi, sleeveless thhi.

Main: Mayuri bhabhi yeh pehnu..

Mayuri: Tu shaadi shuda hai, agar tera pati mana nahin karta toh koi kaise rok sakta hai tujhe..

Main: Mere pati toh kabhi mana nahin karenge bhabhi..Aap yeh sab nahin pehenti..

Mayuri: Paagal hai..Main yeh sab pehenungi toh tere bhaiyya ghar ke baahar jaane hi nahin denge..

Main: Main kahaan keh rahi hoon ghar ke baahar jaao, apne pati ko toh pehen ke dikha sakti ho naa..

Mayuri: Pata nahin, woh kya kahenge..

Main: Koshish toh karke dekho..Patak denge aapko..

Mayuri: Patak diya toh acchha hai..

Chacha ne bistar se aawaaz lagaayi, hamaari baat woh nahin sunn paa rahe thhe.

Chacha: Arre Mayuri bhabhi, tum keh rahi thhi naa Vikas ke bag mein woh kitaab..

Mayuri bhabhi ne mera moonh dekha, maine aankh maari use.

Main: De do na chacha ko laake..Yaa Unhi ke saath baitthke padhlo..

Mayuri: Tu paagal ho gayi hai..Bacchhein hain ghar mein, Beena hai..

Main: Beena bhabhi ko main apne saath le jaati hoon, bacchhe tuition jaane waale hai naa..Aap baittho unke paas..

Mayuri bhabhi ne meri chumti kaat di.

Mayuri: Tu badi kharaab hai..

Main: Hoon toh hoon..Aap toh mere kharaab hone ka faayda uthaaiyye..Laa dijiye, main do minute mein taiyyaar hoke jaati hoon..Ek baar bacchhe chale gaye, phir aapki marzi..

Mayuri bhabhi soch mein padh gayi, maine wahin shalwaar khol di aur mere pairon mein gir gayi, unki aankhein phati reh gayi.

Mayuri: Tere chacha yahin hain..Dekh..Dekh rahein hain..

Main: Mayuri bhabhi darwaaza bandh kar dijiye, aapko ek cheez dikhaati hoon..

Mayuri bhabhi ne darwaaza bandh kiya aur palti, main bra mein khadi thhi, unhonein chacha ki taraf dekha, dono ki nazrein mili aur maine T-shirt wahin pehenna shuru kiya, phir shalwaar utri aur jeans chadhi chacha aur Mayuri bhabhi ke saamne hi, Mayuri ka toh moonh khula ka khula reh gaya, main ready ho gayi aur unke haath pe haath rakh di.

Main: Jaaiyye kitaab laaiyye, unke sone se pehle..Main chali..

Main aur woh saath mein utre neeche, bacche nikal rahe thhe, Raunak chachi ko bike pe le jaa raha thha, aur maine Rohit aur Beena ko taiyyaar kar diya, Beena khushi khushi ready ho gayi, maine dekha thha khaane ke samay ke woh Rohit aur mere akele jaane se khush nahin thhi. Ab khush thhi. 

Hum sab nikle, ghar ka darwaaza bandh hua, Mayuri bhabhi apne kamre mein gayi aur kitaab nikaali, upar dheere dheere gayi sochte huey, mann mein khalbali si machi thhi, uttejit ho gayi thhi, Arjun chacha ko bahut maanti aur pasand karti thhi woh, aur Arjun chacha toh unki taareef karte thakkte nahin thhe, dheere se unhonein chacha ka kamra thhak thhakaaya. Chacha ne darwaaza khol diya. Mayuri bhabhi ne kitaab aage ki.

Chacha: Arre Mayuri, main toh mazaak kar raha thha, bachpan mein bahut padhi hain aisi kitaabein..Main toh tere saath gupshup ladhaane ka bahaana bana raha thha, dopahar mein neend nahin aati naa..Tujhe aaraam toh nahin karna hain naa..

Mayuri: Nahin..

Chacha: Toh aa baitth na..Thodi baat kartein hain, jab jaana hoga toh chali jaana..

Mayuri bhabhi andar chali gayi aur bistar ke ek kone mein neeche pair latkaake baitth gayi, chacha thodi door baitthe. Kitaab Mayuri bhabhi ne apne saadi ke pallu mein chhupa diya, chacha unko dekh rahe thhe.

Chacha: Veena ne acchha kiya ke Raunak ko samjha diya, nahin toh bahut maar padhti Vikas ko..

Mayuri: Samajhdaar hai Veena..Apni umar se zyaada tajurba hai usko..Maa aur pita ka haath hota hai ismein..

Chacha: Radhika aur main bhi tere aur Raunak ki tarah hi thhe Mayuri..

Mayuri: Matlab..

Chacha: Pati patni thhe, dost nahin..Radhika darrti thhi mujhse aur main darraata thha use..Aaj main use apna dost maanta hoon..Hamaare beech na darr hai naa jhooth..Kitni bhi badi baat ho, Na main Radhika se chhupaata hoon na woh mujhse..Tujhe aur Raunak ko bhi aisa hi kuch karna chaahiye..

Mayuri: Kaise karoon bhaiyya..Aap kaise badle..

Chacha: Bataaunga toh tu dang reh jaayegi.Sab Veena ka hi kiya dhara hai..

Mayuri: Veena ka..Usne kya kiya..Kaise kiya..

Chacha: Sharam khatam kar di ghar aur gharwaalon ki..Na koi pati raha na baap, naa bhai raha na bhabhi..Aur na koi chacha, maasi ya chachi..Sab ko ek dusre ka dost banaaya..

Mayuri: Main samjhi nahin Bhaiyya..

Chacha: Samjha sakta hoon, par tu jhel paayegi aisi baat ko..Uska darr hai mujhe..

Mayuri: Aisi kya baat hai joh mujhe jhelne mein..

Chacha: Dekh, main Radhika aur Veena se salaah mashaura karta hoon, phir agar unhein theek laga toh tujhe bhi bata denge..

Mayuri: Kahiya na bhaiyya..Main kisi ne nahin kahoongi..

Chacha aage sarke aur Mayuri bhabhi ka haath pakda aur apne sar pe rakkhe.

Chacha: Khaa meri kasam..

Mayuri bhabhi ne haath phauran hata diya.

Mayuri: Aap ko mere pe bharosa nahin hai kya..Main jhel bhi sakti hoon aur dil mein rakh bhi sakti hoon..

Chacha ne Mayuri bhabhi ka haath apne haath mein rakkha. Bhabhi ne kuch nahin kiya.

Chacha: Kuch der pehle Veena ne apna kurta aur shalwar mere saamne badle, tu ne dekha na..

Mayuri bhabhi ne haan mein sar hilaaya.

Mayuri: Main bhi dang reh gayi thhi…

Chacha: Mayuri..Ab kya bataaun, jab tu uss baat se dang reh gayi, toh aage kya sunegi, rehne de..

Mayuri bhabhi ne ab chacha ka haath apne sar pe rakh diya.

Mayuri: Kahiye na bhaiyya, aapko meri kasam..

Chacha muskuraaye aur apna haath hata ke unke gaal pe rakh diya.

Chacha: Pagli…

Chacha ab apna haath uss kitaab pe rakh diye aur unke pallu se nikaal diye aur uske panne paltaane lage, bhabhi ki utsukta badha rahe thhe, Mayuri bhabhi ne unke gaal pe haath rakh diya. Chacha ne apna haath uske haath pe rakh diya aur sehlaane lage.

Chacha: Maine Veena ko nanga dekha hai, aur Veena ne mujhe..

Mayuri: Mujhe laga thha usse zyaada bhi kuch hua hai..Hai na bhaiyya..

Chacha ne unki aankhon mein dekha, Mayuri bhabhi unhein ghoor rahi thhi, kuch dhoondh rahi thhi unki aankhon mein, chacha ne apne gaal se unka haath utaar ke apne haath mein rakkha aur sehlaane lage aur neeche dekh rahe thhe, Mayuri bhabhi ne dusre haath se unka chehra upar kiya.

Mayuri: Kahiye naa bhaiyya..Yeh baat mere dil mein rahegi..

Chacha: Haan..Hua hai..

Mayuri bhabhi unhein dekhti rahi, chacha bhi use dekhte rahe, chacha neeche dekh ke uss kitaab pe nangi ladki ki tasveer pe apni ungli pher rahe thhe, Mayuri bhabhi ne dekha, chacha ne ab apna chehra utthaaya.

Chacha: Mayuri..Hum sab ko rishhte baandhte hain, aur samjhauta karne pe majboor kartein hain..Tu meri bhabhi lagi, mujhe bhaiyya bulaati hai tu..Par yeh rishhta mujhe baandhta hai, mujhe majboor karta hai..

Mayuri: Kaise bhaiyya..Kaise majboor karta hai..

Chacha: Yeh rishhte ke wajah se, main yeh nahin keh sakta tujhe ke tu kitni khoobsoorat hai..Tera yeh haath mere haath mein mujhe romanchit karta hai..Mere badan mein ek..Chhod..Kya kya kahoon..Agar yeh rishhta nahin baandhta mujhe, majboor nahin karta mujhe toh bahut kuch kehta tujhse..Par nahin keh sakta..Hum bhabhi bhaiyya ke rishhte ko nibha rahein hain naa..Dost nahin hai hum ke tujhse main apni dil ki baat kahoon..

Mayuri bhabhi sunn aur samajh rahi thhi. 

Chachi: Mayuri..Tu jaa yahaan se..Joh Veena ne kiya hamaare liye, utna hi bas hai..Main laalchi nahin banna chaahta..

Mayuri: Bhaiyya..Jab tak bacchhe nahin aate kya hum baat kar saktein hain..Bhaiyya bhabhi ki tarah nahin..Doston ki tarah..

Chacha ne haan mein sar hila diya, par unka iraada aaj hi sab kuch karne ka nahin thha, maine saaf saaf keh diya thha unse ke dheere dheere sab ko line pe laayenge, jaldi karne se kaam kharaab ho jaayega, maine ghodi ko kinaare laane ko kaha thha unse, paani peena nahin peena ghodi ka kaam thha, unhonein kinaare tak laaya thha ghodi ko, ghodi taiyyaar bhi ho hi gayi thhi, par thoda aur dheeraj rakhne mein hi jeet thhi. Chacha ne rakkhi, aur yahaan wahaan ki baat shuru kar di, Mayuri bhabhi unhein mudde pe rakhne ki koshish kar rahi thhi, par chacha ne unhein ghumaaya, Bacchhe bhi aa gaye, Mayuri bhabhi neeche chali gayi, chacha ne socha, ab thoda so hi letein hain, par khade lund se neend kaise aayegi. Chup chaap mastram ki kitaab padhne lage.

Rohit, Beena aur mujhe khet pe laaya thha, gaadi mein, jagaah toh kaafi badi thhi, nadi bhi kareeb thhi, khet ke paas unka chhota sa makaan bhi thha jismein khet ka saamaan pada thha, hum kuch der wahaan ruke, phir nadi kinaare baitth gaye, unke ek aadmi ne hamaare liye chai laayi, aur hum teeno chai ki chuski leke nadi aur yahaan wahaan ki baatein karne lage ghaas mein baitthke.

Beena: Kaisa laga hamaara gaon Veena..

Main: Acchha hai bhabhi..Bada acchha hai, kitni shaanti hai yahaan..

Rohit: Holi mein aaogi na Veena..

Beena bhabhi ne Rohit ka chehra dekha, mujhe Beena badi insecure lag rahi thhi, use darr thha ke Rohit aur mere beech koi chakkar na chale, use yeh sikhaana thha ke main yahaan uske pati ko churaane nahin aayi hoon, balki sirf unke ghar ko chudakkad banaane aayi thhi. Itne mein jis aadmi ne chai laaya thha, woh Rohit ko bulaane aaya, khet mein kuch bataana thha use, Rohit chala gaya uske saath, Main aur Beena akele baitthe rahe, main uske kareeb gayi.

Main: Bhabhi..Kyun shaque karti ho itna mujhpe aur Apne pati pe bhi..

Beena: Main..Main kyun tum dono pe shaque karoongi..Arre tum galat samajh rahi ho..Tumhe yeh khayaal aaya bhi kaise..

Main: Bhabhi..Khaao mere sar ki kasam aur keh do ke main galat hoon..

Beena ne haath hata diya aur neeche dekhi, maine uska chehra utthaaya.

Main: Bhabhi..Aap mere se zyaada badi nahin hain, hum acchhe dost ban saktein hain, main Mayuri bhabhi se itna khulke nahin baat kar sakti, par aap ko dekhti hoon toh meri Priya bhabhi yaad aati hai, woh meri bhabhi kum, meri saheli zyaada hai..Main aapka pati churaane nahin aayi hoon bhabhi..Mere liye Shekhar hi kaafi hai..

Beena: Veena, mujhe tujhse koi pareshaani nahin, hai toh bas ek hi darr, ke, kisi din Rohit mujhse door nahin ho jaaye..

Main: Woh kyun aapse door hoga..

Beena: Veena..Unhein shaadi se pehle sheher mein basna thha..Sheher ki ladki se shaadi karni thhi, padhi likkhi, khoobsoorat, free minded ladki chaahiye thha unhein..Mili main, gaon ki gawaar..Woh tum jaisi ladki se shaadi karna chaahte thhe..Isiliye darr lagta hai..Aur kuch nahin..

Main: Beena bhabhi..

Beena: Beena kaho..Tumne hi kaha na ke hamaari umar mein zyaada farak nahin hai..

Main: Theek hai..Beena, pata nahin par, khaane ke samay tumhaari baaton se mujhe aisa laga ke tum dono ki personal zindagi kuch theek nahin chal rahi hai..Koi problem hai kya..

Beena: Jhagde nahin hote Veena, par sab theek bhi nahin hai..

Main: Khulke bol na..

Beena: Mujhe aisa lagta hai ke woh mere saath khush nahin hain..Main unhein khush nahin rakh paati..

Main: Sahi sahi bataayegi, kya baat hai..

Beena: Woh pehle toh mujhe baahar ki filmein bataate thhe, nangi waali..Aur usmein joh hota thha, mujhse karna chaahte thhe..Main hi shaayad..

Main: Tu lucky hai yaar Beena..

Beena: Main lucky hoon? Kaise..Hamaare beech kuch theek nahin, aur main lucky hoon..

Main: Paagal, tera pati toh tujhe woh filmein bataata hai aur tujhse hi woh sab karwaana chaahta hai..Kitne pati toh filmon waali cheezein baahar kisi aur ke saath kartein hain aur ghar pe seedhe saadhe bante hain..Tera pati toh tera hai yaar Beena, agar tu use woh sab nahin degi toh gaya haath se..

Beena: Main sab karti hoon Veena..Par..Kahin na kahin sharma jaati hoon..

Main: Kya tujhe acchha nahin lagta..

Beena: Acchha lagta hai..Par..

Main: Par var mat kar Beena, tere pati ko sab kuch de joh woh maangta hai..Aur tu bhi usse maang ..Keh usse ke tujhe kya chaahiye, usse karwa cheezein.Use lagne de ke tu enjoy kar rahi hai..Agar chup chaap bistar pe padhi rahegi toh kya maza aayega use..Use de, aur tu bhi le Beena..

Beena: Ab toh door hote jaa rahein hain mujhse woh..Jabse bacchha hua hai, hum mein dooriyaan aa gayi hain, hafte mein ya kabhi kabhi mahine mein ek baar aatein hain woh mere paas..

Main: Dekh..Sab theek ho jaayega..Aaj se hi tu uske kareeb jaa..Uske saamne kapde badal..Free reh uske kareeb..Kuch faltu si baat poocchh liya kar kabhi..Kabhi haath laga diya kar use..Use lagne de ke tujhe zaroorat hai uski..Chhed use..Masti kar..Bas, chup mat reh, agar raat ko usne karwat kar li, toh tu chipak usse..Haath laga de uske..

Beena mera chehra dekhte rahi, maine uske gaal pe haath rakkha.

Main: Dekh..Sex pati patni ko baandhe rakhhta hai..Aur sex hi unhein kareeb laata hai..Jab badan ek honge, toh dil aur dimaag bhi ek honge..Karegi naa main joh keh rahi hoon..

Beena ne haan mein sar hilaaya.

Main: Pehle tu aur Rohit apni life sudhaaro, phir main ek aur cheez sikhaaungi tujhe..Par woh sikhaane se pehle tum dono ko ek hona padega..

Beena: Kya sikhaayegi, abhi sikha na..

Main: Dekh pehli class ki pareeksha dene ke baad hi bacchha dusri class mein jaa sakta hai..Tu pehli pareeksha toh pass kar..

Beena: Arre teacher didi..Bata na..

Main: Nahin bata sakti..Pehle lena seekh, baad mein tujhe dena sikhaaungi..

Beena: Tu na badi kharaab hai..Par saheli acchhi hai..

Main: Kal bataana raat kaisi rahi..Bataayegi naa..

Beena: Pakka..

Yahaan itni jaldi daal nahin galne waali thhi, Rohit aur Beena ka hi maamla gadbad thha, jab woh theek hoga, tab aage ki baat hogi, nahin toh kuch nahin. Ummeed pe duniya kaayam hai, aur duniya apne samay se ghoomti hai, kisi ke baap ka raaj nahin chalta uspe. Mujhe kahaan jaldi thhi, problem chachi ka thha, mera nahin.