AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 89

Agli subah chachi aur main Raunak aur Rohit ke ghar ke liye nikle, chalk e hi jaana thha, zyaada door thha nahin, chacha apne kaam se nikal gaye thhe aur wahaan Raunak aur Rohit bhi khet gaye huey thhe, chachi ne Mayuri bhabhi aur Beena bhabhi ko bata diya thha ke hum aayenge, woh hamaare liye taiyyaar thhi. Darwaaze pe mera swaagat hua, ghar bada thha aur naya sa, Mayuri bhabhi ke do bacchhe thhe, ladka 8 saal ka thha aur ladki 6 saal ki, aur Beena bhabhi ki ek ladki thhi joh do saal ki thhi. Sab college gaye huey thhe, dono bhabhiyon ne mera gale milke swaagat kiya.

Mayuri: Prem ki shaadi mein zyaada baat karne nahin mila tujhse, Radhika bhabhi ne par acchha kaam kar diya..Bahut dil thha tujhe ghar bulaane ka, par sheheri hai na tu, pata nahin hum gaon waalon ke ghar aati ke nahin..

Main: Aa gayi na bhabhi..Bula ke toh dekha hota..

Beena: Saamaan kahaan hai tera, ab tu kuch din yahin reh hamaare saath..

Main: Arre..Main toh chachi..

Mayuri: Chachi ka rehne de, ab aa gayi hai toh jaane nahin denge..Tere Arjun chacha ne inki badi madad ki hai, unki bhatiji ki humne khaatir nahin ki toh kaise lagega..Tu apni hi hai..

Beena: Bata..Chai legi ya thanda..

Main: Beena bhabhi abhi abhi chachi ne parathe aur chai khila pila di..Ab toh khaane ya peene se rahi..Baad mein khaa lenge naa..

Mayuri: Aur bata..sasural mein sab kaisa chal raha hai..

Main: Acchha hai bhabhi..

Beena: Koi khush khabri hai ya nahin..

Main: Abhi kahaan bhabhi..Abhi abhi toh shaadi hui hai, do teen saal baad dekhenge..Pehle thoda enjoy toh kar lein..Shaadi ka matlab sirf bacchhe paida karna thodi na hai..

Mayuri: Sahi kaha thha teri chachi ne..Tu sahi sochti hai, hamaara dekh, pehle hi saal mein ek, dusre saal mein dusra..Maine toh haath uttha diya, kaha ab bas..Beena ne toh pehle hi saal mein paida kar liya..Ab kya, bas sambhaalte raho..

Main: Shekhar aur mere sasural ne bada saath diya hai bhabhi..Kabhi bacchhe ki maang nahin ki..Humein samay dena chaahtein hain, iss maamle mein main lucky hoon..

Chachi: Mera toh naalaayak nikla..

Mayuri: Arre kahaan bhabhi, Mumbai mein ghar bana diya hai..Bolo..Aur aap kehti hain naalayak nikla..

Main: Mayuri bhabhi..Bacchhe kahaan hain..

Mayuri: Naam mat lo unka..college gayein hain..Aayenge toh udham machegi..

Beena: Bhabhi mein rasoi mein kaam niptaati hoon, aap baat kijiye..

Chachi: Ruk mai haath bataati hoon..

Chachi aur Beena rasoi mein gaye, main Mayuri bhabhi ke saath baitthi rahi. Bhabhi umar mein zyaada nahin thhi, meri maa se bahut kum thhi unki umar, badan bhi bhara aur kasa hua hi thha, kamar bhi sahi thhi, na dubli thhi na moti. Bas sab sahi thha, saadi pehenti thhi aur lehja gaonti thha, baatein tikheen karti thhi.

Mayuri: Tum shehriyon ki zindagi hi acchhi hai, padhe likhe bhi ho..Samajdaari se kaam lete ho..

Main: Bhabhi aisa kuch bhi nahin hai..Padha likha hona ya shehri hone ka yeh matlab toh nahin hai ke sirf hamaari zindagi acchhi ho sakti hai, aapki nahin..

Mayuri: Hamaari kya hai Veena..Subah uttho bacchon ko taiyaar karke college bhejo, pati ka dabba banaao, use naashta do, phir..Kaam khatam hi nahin hota..Aur phir so jaao thakk haar ke..

Main: Thakk haar ke kyun bhabhi, kaam se ya pati ke saath thakk ke..

Mayuri: Pati hi khud itna thakk jaata hai ke humein kya thakaayega..

Main: Thakkte toh sab ke pati hain bhabhi..Par thakaane se nahin thakte..Har pati ek ladka hi toh hota hai, aur har aurat ek ladki..

Mayuri: Tere bacchhe nahin huey hai naa, isiliye tu nahin samjhegi..

Main: Maa papa ke teen bachhe hain bhabhi, Prem, Pulkit bhaiyya aur main..Par papa aaj bhi..

Mayuri: Sach..Mujhe nahin lagta..

Main: Chhodiye bhabhi..Shaayad aap zyaada thakti hain ghar ke kaamon mein, isiliye aap Raunak bhaiyya pe daal rahi hain..Woh toh ab bhi jawaan hi dikhtein hain, papa se toh kum hi hai umar unki..

Mayuri: Arre bhala uss cheez ko koi kaise mana karega, par pati kuch kare toh baat bane naa..

Main: Sirf pati pehel kare toh..Aap kuch nahin karengi..

Mayuri: Main kya kar sakti hoon..

Main bhabhi ke kareeb sarak gayi.

Main: Aapko interest hai na uss cheez main..

Bhabhi muskuraa di mere chehre ko dekhke, aur haan mein sar hila diya.

Mayuri: Kise nahin hai..Par main kar kya sakti hoon..

Main: Bhabhi, kya Raunak bhaiyya gaon mein sar neechhe jhukaake chaltein hain..

Mayuri: Matlab..

Main: Agar koi khoobsurat ladki unke saamne aaye, toh kya woh nahin dekhenge..

Mayuri: Koi bhi dekhega..

Main: Toh iska matlab hai woh ab bhi mohit hotein hain naa, aur jab aisa hai, toh raat ko unka dil kuch na kuch karna chaahega..Bas uss samay aap mein use woh ladki dikhna chaahiye, par dikhti nahin hai..

Mayuri: Tu kya keh rahi hai mere samajh ke baahar hai Veena..Theek se toh samjha..

Mujhe mera mauka mil gaya.

Main: Khul ke samjhaaun..

Mayuri: Aur nahin toh kya..

Main: Daantegi nahin na bhabhi..

Mayuri: Arre main kyun daantungi..

Main: Kyun ke bhabhi baat samjhaane ke liye kabhi udaaharan dena padhta hai, aur udaaharan se kabhi naaraazgi ho sakti hai..

Mayuri: Arre nahin hogi naaraazgi..Bata..

Main: Bhabhi..Kabhi aap Rohit bhaiyya se aakarshit hoti hain, sach bataiyye..Ya Arjun chacha se..

Bhabhi ka chehra laal ho gaya, woh mujhe ghoorti rahi.

Main: Maine kaha na aap naaraaz ho jaayengi..

Mayuri: Agar kisine sunn liya toh jhagde ho jaayenge..

Main: Bhabhi..Main kuch karne ko nahin keh rahi hoon, bas itna keh rahi hoon udaaharan se ke agar Raunak bhaiyya ko chachi pasand aati hai toh aap raat ko unhein chachi ban ke dikhaaiyye..

Mayuri: Main..Main kaise Radhika bhabhi ban sakti hoon.Aur woh mujhe kyun bataayenge ke woh kisse aakarshit hotein hai..

Main: Yehi toh baat hai na bhabhi..Aur ek udaaharan hai bhabhi..Par yeh sacchha hai, mere aur Shekhar ke beech ki baat..Bataaun..

Mayuri: Bata na re..

Main: Ek din Shekhar aur main mall mein ghoom rahe thhe, Main kuch khareed rahi thhi aur Shekhar ka dhyaan ek firangi mem pe padh gaya..Usne ek chhoti si chaddi pehni hui thhi aur upar se banyan jaisa t-shirt..Jaanghein, haath, seena..Sab dikh raha thha..Uss samay maine kuch nahin kaha, par raat ko usi mem ki tarah maine chhoti chaddi pehni, upar banyan jaisa t-shirt, aur kamre mein apne kaam karti rahi..Shekhar ne dekha, use woh ladki yaad aayi aur de patka mujhe..Thakaa diya raat bhar..

Mayuri: Gaon mein mall hi nahin hai, woh kise dekhenge aur main kya pehnungi..

Main: Unhein kise dekhne ki zaroorat nahin hai bhabhi..Aap ki banne ki zaroorat hai..

Mayuri: Teri baatein hai na Veena, jalebiyon ki tarah hai..Gol gol..

Main: Rijhaana aapko hai..Kaise woh aapko pata..Aap ne woh kahaawat toh suni hogi, jisne ki sharam, uske phoote karam..

Bhabhi hansne lagi, chachi aur Beena bhabhi baahar aaye.

Beena: Arre aisa kya keh diya Veena ne..

Mayuri: Baad mein bataati hoon..Chal, upar ke do kamre taiyyaar kartein hain..

Beena: Kis liye..

Mayuri: Arre, ek mein Veena rahegi, ek mein bhabhi aur Arjun bhaiyya..Chal..

Dono upar chale gaye, chachi mere kareeb aayi.

Chachi: Tu ne chakkar chala hi diya..Aaj tak kabhi Mayuri ne mujhe rukne nahin kaha hai..Bata na, kya kiya..Kya kaha..

Main: Chachi..Sabar rakkho..Koshish karenge..Baaki hona nahin hona, yeh toh raat hi bataayegi..Arjun chacha ko keh dena ghar hote huey hamaare kuch kapde laa de..Aur towel bhi..

Chachi: Ab teri chaddiyaan mera pati laayega..

Main: Utaarne mein toh peechhe nahin rehte tere pati chachi..

Hum dono hans pade, dopahar ka khaana maze ka thha, Mayuri bhabhi ne phone karke Raunak aur Rohit ko bula liya, chachi ne bhi chacha ko yahin bula liya, bacchhe bhi aa gaye thhe. Udham machne lagi, ghar ghar lagne laga, Raunak aur Rohit sharmile thhe thode, shaant swabhaav ke, acchhe dikhte thhe dono, lambe, taakatwar kisaan. 

Dono ki tagdi moocchhein thhi, aur rang saanvla ho gaya thha dhoop mein mehnat karke, par thhe dono gaonti gabru. Mere chacha jaise. Yeh gaon ke chhoron ka swaad hi kucch alag thha, bas inhe chakhne mil jaata toh maza aata. Hum sab khaane baitthe, Rohit mere saamne hi thha, chori chhupe woh mujhe dekhe jaa raha thha, main bhi use hi rijhaane mein lagi thhi, chachi aur Raunak bhaiyya ka chal raha thha aur chacha aur Mayuri bhabhi ka.

Raunak: Veena, iss saal holi hamaare saath manaao..Bada maza aata hai gaon ki holi mein..

Chacha: Haan pata hai..Chaar din dhone dhaane mein lag jaatein hain aur aisi aisi jagah rang lagta hai jahaan haath bhi nahi jaata..

Sab ki hansi chhoot gayi.

Main: Phir toh aisi holi khelne mein bada maza aayega..Main toh aaungi Shekhar ko leke..

Chachi: Aa jaana, par yahin dho ke bhi jaana, yahaan paani ki kami nahin hai, dono bhabhi ragad ragad ke dhulaane dengi nadi mein..

Main: Nadi mein..Phir toh aur bhi maza hai..

Rohit: Hamaare kheton se lag ke hi nadi behti hai..Saaf paani hai..

Main: Mujhe dekhna hai..Le jaaoge mujhe Rohit bhaiyya..

Rohit: Khaane ke baad chalo, mujhe waise bhi jaana hai kheton mein..

Chacha: Haan chali jaa Veena..Inke khet bade hain..

Sab thoda sa sharma gaye, khaana toh mazedaar thha, baatein bhi mazedaar hone lagi.

Chachi: Raunak bhaiyya..Mera bhi bada mann ho raha hai tere khet dekhne ka..

Raunak: Toh chali jaa Radhika Rohit ke hi saath..Dekh aa..

Chachi: Tumhein kuch kaam hai kya..Teri zameen toh nadi ke uss paar hai naa..

Raunak: Acchha theek hai, mere saath chal..

Chacha: Main bhi chala jaaun kheton main..Thoda kaam nipta ke aata hoon..

Mayuri: Arre bhaiyya..Abhi aap kahaan chale..Kaam toh nipat te hi rahega..Aaraam kar lijiye thoda, maine upar ka kamra laga diya hai aapke liye..

Chacha: Mayuri..Dopahar mein toh main sone se raha..Aur gupshup karne ke liye koi hai nahin..

Beena: Arre hum dono hai na bhaiyya..Main bhi dopahar ko so nahin paati hoon..

Chachi: Raat ko toh so paati hai na..Utna hi kaafi hai..

Beena bhabhi Rohit ka chehra dekhi, Rohit neeche dekha. Beena bhabhi ki beti apni college ki kitaab leke baitthi thhi khaane pe, Beena use khila rahi thhi.

Bacchi: Maa..Chodo ka kya matlab hai..

Sab ke chehre laal ho gaye, Beena ne uski kitaab ghasiti aur usmein dekhi.

Beena: Kuch bhi bolti hai, kahaan se seekha yeh..

Ladka: Chachi..Uske kitaab mein galti hai, yeh kitaab ki printing joh hui hai na, galat hai, teacheron ne kitaabein lautaane kaha hai..Chhodo ko galti se likha hai..Meeta ki galti nahin hai..

Beena: Tu chup kar, tujhe sab pata rehta hai, dekhiye na bhabhi isko..

Mayuri: Arre galti college waalon ki hai, tu bacchhon ko kyun daanti hai..

Beena: Jaao tum sab andar..Chalo..

Teeno bacchhe utthke chale gaye, kuch der sab chup baitthe rahe, maine chachi ko aankh maari, kuch second toh woh samajh nahin paayi, maine badi nazron se dekha, mauka acchha thha.

Chachi: Jaane de Beena..Bacchhein hain aur galti unki bhi nahin hai..Aur itna bura lagaane ki zaroorat nahin hai..Mayuri ka ladka toh bada hai, use pata hoga, par bacchhiyaan toh chhoti hain..

Chachi kuch samjhi hi nahin, mujhe hi kuch karna thha.

Main: Beena bhabhi..Hum sab toh bade hain..Humein arth bhi pata hai, humein samajhdaari se kaam lena hai, main aapse chhoti hoon, toh meri baat ka bura mat maaniye..Bacchhon ko bhi ek din uska arth pata chalega..Par jab humein pata hai, toh hum normal toh reh saktein hain..Aisa gussa gussa rehne se, aur sharmaane se kya faayda, agar yeh baat hamaare ghar mein hoti toh hum sab hans dete..Hai na chachi..

Chachi: Aur nahin toh kya..Sab bade hai yahaan..

Chacha: Koi aur galtiyaan toh nahin hai na kitaabon mein..Chhodo ka chodo kar diya hai toh bhoot ka chut bhi kar saktein hain..

Sab ki hansi chhoot gayi, Beena bhabhi toh laal ho gayi, chachi ne Mayuri bhabhi ki taraf dekha, woh muskuraayi, maine Rohit ko dekha, woh bhi muskura diya.

Chachi: Aap bhi naa..Bhabhiyaan hain yahaan..

Main toh chachi ka moonh dekhte reh gayi, chudna use thha, chacha sahi jaa rahe thhe, aur woh sab khel kharaab kar rahi thhi. Maine gusse se use dekha.

Main: Waise bhi aaj ke bacchhe hum sab se aage hi hain..Hum ne yeh sab shaadi ke baad seekha, woh toh dus wi tak sab seekh jaatein hain..

Mayuri: Yeh toh solah aane sach hai Veena..Kal hi Vikas ke bag se ek..

Mayuri bhabhi ek dum se chup hui. Raunak ne unka chehra dekha, hum sab unhein dekh rahe thhe, main bhi sunna chaahti thhi, agar wahi thha joh main sunna chaahti thhi toh maza aa jaata, baat aage badhti.

Raunak: Bol Mayuri, kya mila..Saale ki khaal udhed dunga..

Mayuri: Woh..Rehne dijiye baad mein bolti hoon..

Main: Mayuri bhabhi, bol dijiye..Vikas shaayad bach jaaye..

Raunak: Bol Mayuri..

Mayuri: Woh..Ek mastram ki kitaab nikli..

Raunak bhaiyya gusse mein khade huey.

Main: Raunak bhaiyya..Baitthiye..Please..Meri baat sunn lijiye, phir use jitna chaahe maariye, par meri baat sunn lijiye..

Raunak baitth ke meri taraf dekha.

Main: Agar aaj aapne use maara, toh woh agli baar chhup ke padhega..Aap ko pata bhi nahin chalega..Maarne se acchha, aap use akele mein samjhaaiyye ke ab woh apni padhaai pe dhyaan de, jab waisi cheezon ka samay rahega, aap khud use laa ke denge..Yeh umar kacchi hai, maar ka bura asar ho sakta hai..

Chachi: Yeh sahi keh rahi hai..Shaam ko baat kar usse, aur wahi bol joh Veena keh rahi hai..

Raunak bhaiyya chup rahe, maine chacha ko aankh maar di, ab unhein bhi mehnat karne thhi, rel gaadi sahi pattri pe thhi, kismat chamak rahi thhi, par saamuhik chudai ke maze lene se pehle, chacha chachi aur mujhe saamuhik taur pe kaam karna thha, mere chacha samajhdaar thhe.

Chacha: Tut oh aise gussa ho raha hai ki jaise tu ne mastram kabhi padha hi nahin ho..Hum sab padhtein thhe yaar, usi se toh jawaani mein kadam rakkha..Bata, tu padhta thha ya nahin..

Waah, yeh thhe mere chacha, super hit. Kya teer maara thha, mera dil thha iss baat pe hi unse chudwa loon, maine dono bhaiyyon aur bhabhiyon ke chehre dekhe, unhein bhi maza aa raha thha. Raunak sharmaaya.

Raunak: Kya bhaiyya..Woh toh bachpan ki baatein thhi..

Chacha: Acchha..Toh tu kya boodha ho gaya..

Mayuri: Boodha hi samajhiye Arjun bhaiyya..

Sab ki hansi chhoot gayi, Raunak ne jhoothe gusse se use dekha.

Raunak: Acchha..Toh tujhe main boodha lagta hoon..Haan..

Main: Aap ki aur Rohit bhaiyya ki jaisi body hai na bhaiyya, waisi toh sheher ke ladkon ki hoti hi nahin, woh sab gym waali body hoti hai, aap dono aur Arjun chacha ki toh natural hai..Kadi mehnat waali body..Asli mard hain tum teeno..

Beena: Haan par asli mard bhi thakk jaata hai toh uska koi faayda nahin hota naa..

Yeh maara chhakka Beena bhabhi ne, Rohit ne use gusse se dekha. Maine ball utthaaya boundary line se.

Main: Bhabhi ko kyun gusse se dekhte ho Rohit bhaiyya..Woh sahi keh rahi hai..Shekhar bhi din bhar computer pe baittha rehta hai, thakk jaata hai dimaag aur badan se woh bhi..Par maine strictly keh diya hai use, apni thakaan hamaare kamre mein mat laana, andar chust hi aana, sust nahin…

Mayuri aur Beena bhabhi dono apne patiyon ko dekhke muskura diye, Raunak aur Rohit bhaiyya thoda hil gaye. Maine phir chachi ki taraf dekha, aisa lag raha thha ke chudna toh use hai, par mehnat main aur chacha hi kar rahe thhe.

Chachi: Kyun bhaiyya..Hamaari bhabhiyaan sahi keh rahi hain..Tum dono unka khayaal nahi rakhte..

Mayuri: Kaash..

Maine socha ke yeh teer kaafi thha ab baat baad mein aage badhaane ke liye, abhi ke liye sab ho chuka thha, dheere dheere maarne mein maza thha. Main khaane pe se utth khadi hui.

Main: Aisa khaana agar roz mile toh mujhe bhi gym join karna padega..Mera toh hua..Ab chaltein hain khet..Dikhaaoge na Rohit bhaiyya..

Rohit: Haan Veena, mera bhi khaana hua, bike pe chaltein hain..

Iss baat pe Beena bhabhi ne mujhe aur Rohit ko dekha, Mayuri bhabhi bhi chachi ki taraf dekhi.

Chachi: Raunak bhaiyya, aapke bhi khet dikha do mujhe..

Chacha: Aur mujhe woh mastram ki kitaab de do, mera time pass ho jaayega..

Sabki hansi chhoot gayi.