AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 88

Hum agli shaam ghar ke liye nikal gaye, main mere sasural chali gayi, mere gharwaale apne ghar, Deepesh mama aur mami subah subah nikal gaye thhe. Shaam ko achanak hamaare ghar pe Apu aur Janak aa gaye. Mere aur Shekhar ke liye yeh ek surprise aur shock thha. Maine chai banaayi aur aangan mein sabko serve kiya, Apu Shekhar ko side mein le jaake kuch phusphusa raha thha. Kuch der baad Shekhar ne mujhe andar aane ka ishaar kiya, main gayi.

Shekhar: Yaar..Yeh dono keh rahein hain dinner pe chalo..

Main: Par kyun..

Shekhar: Keh raha hai kuch baat karni hai..Hum unhe leke nahin gaye thhe na farmhouse, shaayad wahi baat hogi..Par usse kahenge kya..

Main: Main baat karungi..Aap tension mat lijiye..Dinner ke liye haan keh dijiye..

Shekhar: Tum yaar itni cool kaisi ho..

Main: Kabhi cool kehte ho, kabhi hot..Faisla karo..

Woh muskura diya. Saadhe saath baje hum chaaron nikle, club ke restaurant mein hi le gaya kanjoos. Corner table thha aur Monday hone ke wajah se khaali thha. Pehle yahaan wahaan ki baatein hui, phir Apu ne pooch hi liya.

Apu: Hum dono se koi problem hai kya Shekhar..

Shekhar meri taraf madad ke liye dekha, maine ki.

Main: Apu..Iska jawaab main doon..

Apu: Haan..Par de..Hum dono pareshaan hain iss baat ko leke, ke humse kya galti hui ke tum sab, mummy papa bhi tumhaare saath gaye, aur hum dono ko tumne invite nahin kiya..

Main: Galti tum dono se nahin hui Apu, sirf tumse hui hai..

Apu: Maine kya kiya..

Main: Apu, yaad hai tumhaari shaadi se pehle Deepesh mama, tumhaari mummy aur tum hamaare ghar holi khelne aaye thhe..

Apu: Oh shit..Yaad hai..Yaar main..

Main: Haan Apu..Tum bhang ke nashe mein thhe..Tum sab pehli baar aaye thhe hamaare ghar, Pulkit ki shaadi bhi unhi dino hui thhi, aur tumne bhabhi se badtameezi ki thhi..Tabse Pulkit tumse naaraaz hai..

Janak: I knew, isi ne kuch kiya hoga..Nahin toh tum sab..

Main: Janak..Aur hum sab ab itne kareeb ho gayein hain ke jab ek ki nahin jamti, toh dusra bhi naaraaz ho jaata hai..Jab hum chaaron ne enjoy kiya thha, mujhe darr thha ke Pulkit mujhse naaraaz ho jaayega..Shaayad hua bhi hoga, par bataaya nahin..

Apu: Par yaar Shekhar..Tere saath toh aisa kuch nahin kiya naa..Tu kyun naaraaz hai..

Shekhar: Dekh..Tu Pulkit aur bhabhi se maafi maang le, sab theek ho jaayega..Tu ne pehel ki hai na yeh baat chhed ke, iska matlab hai tu sudhaar laana chaahta hai..Acchha hai, par iss baat ko poora kar..Maafi maang le, Pulkit apna hi hai..He’ll be Ok..

Apu: Tu ne meri baat ka jawaab nahin diya yaar..Tu kyun naaraaz hai..

Shekhar: Sach baat kahun yaar Apu..Hum sab ek dusre se bahut kareeb hain..Aur baaki toh Veena ne kaha hi hai, agar ek comfortable nahin hai toh dusra bhi nahin hoga..

Apu: Kya hum aaj ek saath kahin..

Shekhar: Nahin Apu..Main samajh raha hoon tu kya kehna chaahta hai, par nahin..Hum sex crazy nahin hain, par hamaari families ek dusre ke saath rehna pasand karti hai aur isiliye hum free hain..We love each other..No love, no sex..Aur yaar hum dono thake huey hain, tum dono dinner kar lo..Hum chaltein hain..

Janak: Please have dinner..

Main: Phir kabhi Janak..Apu ki samajh mein hum aur hamaara pyaar nahin aaya..Jab aayega, toh shaayad hum tum dono ko dinner pe bulaayenge..

Shekhar: Aur ek Apu..Pulkit se ab maafi maangne ki zaroorat nahin hai..Shaayad aaj tumhaari baat pe main hi tumhe maaf nahin kar paaun..Bye..

Main aur Shekhar apni gaadi mein aake parking lot mein baitthe rahe, maine muskuraake Shekhar ki taraf dekha, woh sawaaliya nazron se mujhe dekhne laga.

Main: I love you..

Shekhar: Ab maine aisa kya kiya joh..

Main: Arre baba I love you kaha, aur kuch nahin..Tumhaari baaton pe pyaar aaya..

Shekhar: Khaana khaane chalein..

Main: Tumhein khaa jaaun..

Shekhar: Dessert mein khaa lena..

Hum dono hans padhe, aaj usne saabit kiya thha ke uske dil mein mere aur mere gharwaalon ke liye kitna pyaar thha. Aaj mohabbat badh gayi thhi uske liye.

Agle teen din mein Pulkit, Prem aur Shekhar ne America jaane ki taiyyaari ki, visa saamne ki company ne bheja thha, tickets bhi ho gaye thhe, ek surprise bhi thha, Prem Seema ko saath le jaa raha thha, Pulkit aur Shekhar kaam khatam kar ke laut jaate aur Prem aur Seema wahin kuch din ruk jaate, Honeymoon ke liye. 

Bhabhi ne apne maayke jaane ki taiyyaari ki, maasi aur Pratima apne ghar laut gaye aur Deepesh mama aur mami bhi. Arjun chacha aur chachi toh chale hi gaye thhe par chachi ne mujhe kasam di thhi ke main unke ghar aaungi, maa aur papa mere saas sasur ke saath phir farmhouse laut gaye Sushila ko laut ke, woh chaaron apni zindagi sahi mein enjoy kar rahe thhe. Maine apna vaada poora kiya aur Chacha ke gaon chali gayi. 

Chachi mujhe dekhke bahut khush hui, mere favourite khaane banaaye aur raat ko pet bhar ke gulab jamun bhi khilaaye, yeh sab toh theek thha, par main yeh jaan ne ko bachain thhi ke mujhe ghar aane ka nyota kyun diya gaya thha. Yeh toh pakka thha ke raat ko main in dono ke bistar mein rahungi, par mere dil mein sawaal baar baar utth raha thha aur maine aangan mein hi poocch liya. 

Main: Chachi..Tum ne kaha thha ghar aane pe bataaogi, bataao na, kya baat hai..Tension ho raha hai mujhe..

Chachi: Arre paagal, tension ki baat hi nahin hai, par hai bhi..Teri madad chaahiye thhi..

Main: Bolo na chachi..

Chachi: Andar chalein, yahaan macchhar kaat kaat ke bura haal kar denge..

Maine haan mein sar hila diya, chachi mujhe andar le gayi aur hamaare peechhe chacha bhi aa gaye, chachi ne mujhe bistar pe bitthaaya aur mere kareeb baitthi, chacha ne darwaaza bandh kiya, mera tension badh gaya.

Chachi: Aap bhi aaiyye na..Main akeli kaise..

Chachi: Arre tu shuru toh kar, main lungi pehen leta hoon…

Chachi: Farmhouse pe nange ghoom rahe thhe, ab Veena se kyun sharma rahe ho..Utaar do..

Chacha: Acchha baba theek hai, par tu shuru toh kar..

Main: Chachi..Ab bata bhi do..

Chachi: Dekh..Yeh soch teri rai bhi leni hai aur agar tujhe theek lage toh teri madad bhi lena hai..Aur yeh kaam sirf tu kar sakti hai..

Main: Chachi ab nahin bataaya toh sach mein main ghar chali jaaungi..

Chachi: Acchha acchha sunn..Tu jaanti hai mere do bhai hain..Hai naa..

Main: Main mudde pe aao chachi..

Chacha: Dekh Veena..Main mudda yeh hai ki hum dono bhi bhaiyya aur bhabhi ki tarah hamaare ghar ko banaana chaahtein hain..Maine aur Radhika ne khulke ek dusre se baat ki, aur yeh faisla kiya ke iske do bhai aur bhabhi se hum sambandh rakhna chaahtein hain..Yeh bhi unse chudwaana chaahti hai aur main unki patniyon ko..Tu hamaari madad karegi..

Main: Baap re..Mujhe tum sab ne leader bana diya hai kya..

Chacha: Leader hi samajh Veena..Tu ne joh tere ghar mein aur sasural mein kiya, woh hamaare ghar mein bhi kar..Hamaare liye..

Main: Chacha..Chachi..Samajh mein nahin aa raha main kya kahoon..Main toh chachi ke bhaiyyon aur bhabhiyon se sirf do ya teen baar mili hoon..Jaanti bhi nahin unhe acchhe se, woh mere baare mein kya sochenge..Agar kuch gadbad ho gayi toh mera naam ghar aur mere sasural mein kharaab ho jaayega chacha..

Chacha: Tu kuch nahin karna Veena, karenge sab Radhika aur main..Tu bas tera chakkar chala, dimaag mein daal unke, free kar unhein aur hamaari madad kar..Tu meri bhatiji hai, main tera naam kharaab nahin hone dunga..Tu kuch hamaara kaam aasaan kar, aur agar tujhe aisa laga ke tera naam kharaab hone waala hai, toh peechhe hatt jaa..Agar naam kharaab hone ki baat aayi, toh main apne pe le lunga..

Main: Aap ko aisa kyun lagta hai ke chachi ke bhai taiyyaar ho jaayenge, aur unki patniyaan bhi..

Chachi: Kya tujhe kabhi laga thha ke tere chacha aise ho saktein hain..Humein kuch laga nahin hai Veena, bas dil kar raha hai ke agar yeh ho sakta hai toh kitna acchha hoga..

Main: Chachi tum bhi na ek dum..

Chachi: Dekh teri marzi, agar tu naa kahe toh naa sahi..Koi zabardasti nahin hai..

Chacha: Haan Veena, sahi kaha Radhika ne..Hamaare dil mein baat aayi aur humne tujhse share kiya..Bas, aage teri marzi..

Main: Woh isi gaon mein rehtein hai naa..

Chachi: Isi mohalle mein..Kuch ghar door..

Main: Chachi..Yeh sab ek jhatke mein nahin hoga, aur hoga bhi ke nahin, nahin pata..Humein shaayad wahaan rukna pade, ya unhein yahaan..Kal jaake hi samajh mein aayega kaise kya karna hai..

Chachi: Kal chalein..

Main: Chachi, tu apne bhaiyyon se chudwaane itni utsuk hai..

Chachi: Tu ne kabhi nazdeek se nahin dekha hai na unhein, kal dekh lena aur khud faisla karna..

Maine chachi aur chacha ko dekhke muskuraa di.

Chachi: Tere liye bagal ka kamra taiyyaar kiya hai..

Maine chacha ka tana hua lund dekha aur chachi ki taraf mudi.

Main: Aapke pati ka lund toh mujhe yahaan rukne ko keh raha hai..

Chachi: Mere pati ka lund toh tera deewaana hai Veena..yahin ruk jaa..

Chacha bistar se utthke khade ho gaye aur mere haath pakad ke mujhe unke saamne khada kar diya. Chachi sarak ke mere peeche aa gayi aur mere kurte ke hook kholne lagi, chacha ne meri shalwaar ko khol diya aur meri taangon se alag kar diya. Neeche apni aediyon pe baitth gaye aur meri chaddi utaarne lage, chachi ne meri bra alag kar di aur ghutnon ke bal bistar pe baitthke meri chuchiyaan peechhe se kass li, chacha ne ab mere jhaanton mein apni naak ragdi aur mera daanyi taang utthaake apne kandhe pe Chadha diya aur apni naak meri chut ke honthon se ghasne lage, 

chachi peeche se mere dono nipple mees rahi thhi, maine chacha ke baal kass ke pakad liye aur meri chut pe unke honth dabaaye, unki zabaan mere andar ghus chuki thhi aur unke haath meri gaand ko kass ke pakde huey thhe, chachi ne mujhe thoda peechhe leke bittha diya aur main apni taangein upar Chadha di bistar pe phailaake, chacha aage sarak ke meri taangon ke beech aake mujhe chaatne lage. Chachi ne mere gaalon ko choom liya, maine apna moonh thoda peeche kiya use dekhne.

Main: Chachi..Tu ne dekha hai Raunak aur Rohit ka lund, joh itni paagal hui jaa rahi hai..

Chachi: Dekha hai..Tu bhi dekhegi toh paagal ho jaayegi..Dono kisaan hai tere chacha ki tarah..Kasa hua badan hai..Aur bhabhiyon pe toh inka dil pehle se hi hai..

Raunak chachi ka bada bhai thha aur Rohit chhota. Raunak ki patni thhi Mayuri aur Rohit ki Beena. Raunak chachi se do saal bada thha aur Rohit ek saal chhota. Family mujhe bhi acchhi hi lagi thhi aur sab milan saar thhe, ummeed thhi ke chacha chachi ka kaam ban jaayega. Chacha ne meri chut se moonh utthaaya.

Chacha: Bade ki patni Mayuri toh bhaiyya bhaiyya kar kea age peechhe daudti hai mere..Chhoti thoda sharmaati hai..Par dono ko nanga dekhne ki badi icchha hai..

Main: Khaali dekhoge chacha, ya..

Chacha: Bas ek baar haan keh de..

Chachi ne mujhe ab bistar pe chit lita ke beechon beech kheench liya, khud chacha ke paas gayi mere taangon ke beech. 

Chachi: Jaiyye uske moonh ke paas, main use taiyyaar karti hoon..

Main: Chachi main taiyyaar hoon, chacha taiyyaar hain toh daal dijiye..

Chacha yeh sunke meri taangon ke beech aa gaye chachi 69 ke position mein aa gayi mere saath, usne chacha ka supaada geela karke meri chut pe sata diya aur chacha andar utar gaye, chacha chacha aur mere milan ki jagah ko chaatne lagi, maine chachi ki chut pe apne honth bhida diye. Raat acchhi guzar rahi thhi, par kal ki fikar bhi thhi.

Farmhouse pe mere maa aur papa, meri saas aur sasur ke saath nange upar ke kamre ki balcony mein peete baitthe thhe, Sushila bhi unke saath thhi, paanchon ka khaana ho chuka thha aur phir bhi ek do drink ka mood ban gaya thha. Ek bicchhona daal ke paanchon aaram se bade takiyon pe aadhe letke whisky ki chuskiyaan le rahe thhe. Papa apni item ke saath sat ke baitthe thhe, yaani meri saas, aur mere sasur meri maa ki gaand ke daraar mein lund ghusaaye baitthe thhe uske nipple ko meeste huey. Sushila dono jodon ke saamne apni taangein lambi ki hui, balcony ke grill se peethh sataaye baitthi thhi. 

Sasur: Deepak..Yaar yeh Sushila ki shaadi ka kuch socha hai..

Sushila: Bauji..Main shaadi nahin karoongi..

Papa: Kyun..Yeh kya baat hui..

Sushila: Bauji..Aap sab ko main chhod ke nahin jaana chaahti..Please, mujhe alag mat kijiye..

Maa: Arre..Shaadi karke tu alag kaise ho jaayegi..Veena alag hui kya..Tu bhi toh Veena jaisi hai hamaare liye..

Sushila: Maa..Par didi ke paas Shekhar bhaiyya jaise pati bhi toh hain..Agar mujhe koi aisa waisa mil gaya toh..

Papa: Dekh..Tujhe lagta hai main kisi aise waise se karoonga teri shaadi..

Sushila: Bauji..

Sasur: Acchha acchha..Tension mat le..Jab tu kahegi tab karenge teri shaadi bas..

Papa: Arun..Yaar jaise Shekhar aur Pulkit ka Apu ke saath jamta nahin hai, tera toh aisa kuch problem nahin hain na mere saath..

Sasur: Saale..Jab bhi tu ne hum dono ko bulaaya hum aaye ke nahin..Aur jab humne bulaaya toh tum dono aaye naa..Aur Devisha toh yaad karti hi rehti hai tujhe..

Saas: Aap bhi toh bhabhi ko yaad karte rehtein hain..

Papa: Jab hum chaaron itne kareeb hain toh ek dusre ko naam se kyun nahin bulaate yaar..

Maa: Devisha..Aaj se in dono ko naam se hi bulaayenge..

Saas: Deepak bhaiyyyaaaaaa…

Papa: Saala yeh bhaiyyaaaaaa, kahaan se aa gaya, seedha seedha naam bol Devisha..Nahin toh aaj..

Saas: Kya karenge aaj..Bhaiyyyaaaaaa…

Papa ne saas ko chit lita diya aur uske honthon ke kareeb gaye.

Papa: Joh tu bol..Dekh, tan chuka hai..

Saas thoda palti, papa ki taraf peethh karke aur apni taang unki kamar pe Chadha di aur apne moonh peechhe le gayi.

Saas: Toh daal dijiye..Khade lund ko zyaada der rukaana nahin chaahiye..

Papa meri saas ko side se lena shuru kar diye, babuji aur meri maa, aur Sushila bhi dheemi roshni mein dono ki chudai ka maza le rahe thhe.

Sasur: Deepak..Kass ke daba uski chuchiyon ko..

Maa: Arun..Woh toh teri patni ko chhodega nahin..Tu kab mujhe pakdega..

Babuji ne maa ki gaand mein lund aur daba diya.

Sasur: Maine chhoda hi kahaan thha..Sushila, tu bhi aaja..Saath jhadenge teeno..

Sushila utthke maa aur bauji ke paas aayi, babuji chit let gaye aur maa ko apne moonh pe bitthha diya, Sushila lollipop choosne lagi. 

Chacha ne ab mujhe ghodi bana diya thha aur peechhe se tez dhakke de rahe thhe, chachi mere moonh ke saane let ke chatwa rahi thhi aur jhadne ke kareeb thhi. Main bhi zyaada door nahin thhi.

Farmhouse pe silsila zyaada der tak nahin chala, paanchon andar aake ek hi kamre mein so gaye, ek dusre se simatt ke. Chacha chachi yehi maahoul apne ghar mein banaana chaahte thhe. Woh bhi meri madad se. Koshish karne mein kya harj thha.