AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 77

Janak ki kamar mein mama ka haath thha, neeche sarka uski gaand pe, dono bistar ke paas aaye aur Janak khade khade unke gale mein apni baahein daal di, mama bhi use apni baahon mein baandh liye, mama ka tana hua lund uski halki jhaanton ko chhoo raha thha. Mama thoda peeche hatte.

Janak: Chub raha hai..

Mama muskuraaye.

Mama: Kal tere Seema ke ghar jaane se pehle main hi saaf karoonga inhe..

Janak: Vaada..

Mama: Vaada..

Mama ne uske honthon ko choom liya aur peeche bistar pe bitthaate huey lita diya. Mami aur Apu dono bistar pe hi thhe, Apu mami ke upar, kiss kar rahe thhe, Apu apna haath neeche le jaake apna lund mami ki chut pe sata diya aur dheere se andar daal diya, mami muskuraayi.

Apu: Kya hua..

Mami: Kuch nahin..

Apu: Bol na..

Mami: (Phusphusaate aur muskuraate huey): Maadarchod..

Apu muskuraaya.

Apu: Ek bahut khush maadarchod..

Mami ne uske honthon ko choom liya aur apni taangein uski kamar mein baandh li.

Mami: Ab chod..Maze le leke chod meri chut ke..

Apu ne apne haathon pe apna wazan daal diya aur ek baar apna lund honthon tak kheench ke apni maa ki chut mein patak diya.

Mami: Aaaaahhh..Apuuuuuuu..

Apu: Kya hua maa..

Mami: Maza aaya..Aur maar na..

Apu muskuraaya aur zoron se dhakke maarna shuru kar diya. Mama aur janak bhi shuru ho gaye, Janak ko peeche se le rahe thhe, woh pet ke bal leti thhi aur mama apna poora wazan uspe daalke zoron se pel rahe thhe, kamre mein dono auraton ki aawaazein gunj rahi thhi. 

Janak: Aaaaahhhh Papa..Ooooooooohhhhh..Zor se zor se…..Haaannnnn Aise hiiiiii….

Mami: Apuuuuuuu..Maaaaaaarrrr…..Aur zor se….De..De…Haaaaanannnnnn…… 

Mere ghar pe kuch kaam baaki thhe, babuji ab bhi hisaab kitaab mein jute huey thhe, Shekhar aur main Seema ke khareede huey kapdon ki packing kar rahe thhe joh woh le jaane waali thhi apne sasural, yaane mere maayke. Seema so chuki thhi. Shekhar aur mujhe ek ghanta aur lag gaya, baarah baj gaye thhe, susti chadh rahi thhi aur Shekhar ko masti. Par mujhe mood mein nahin dekhke woh chup ho gaya.

Mere maayke mein Komal Prem ke saath yeh chance nahin khona chaahti thhi. Pulkit aur Pratima bhi so chuke thhe, Komal prem ki baahon mein thhi.

Komal: Tumhe neend aa rahi hai..

Prem: Thodi..Kyun..

Komal: Kal Puneet aa jaayega..Phir humein mauka shaayad na mile saath rehne kaa..Kya yeh raat mujhe doge..

Prem: Komal..Tumhaari saas hai neeche..

Komal: Woh toh tumhaare pita ke neeche thhi..

Prem: Thhi..Par risk lena theek nahin..Aur tum bhi neeche chali jaao isse pehle ke woh tumhe dhoondhte yahaan aa jaaye..

Komal: Ok..Tum theek keh rahe ho, risk hai..Par kya main kuch keh sakti hoon..

Prem: Bolo..

Komal: Kismat mein nahin thhi hamaari shaadi..Par kya kabhi kabaar, main tumhaari family ka hissa ban sakti hoon, jaise aaj bani..

Prem: Nahi Komal..Aaj ke baad hamaare beech kuch na ho toh hi acchha hai..

Komal maayoos thhi Prem ki baat se, par Prem ki baat sahi thhi, woh uski baat maante huey neeche chali gayi, Prem ne darwaaza bandh kiya aur bistar pe aaya toh bhabhi ki aankhein khuli dekha, usne Sushila ko god mein utthaake bistar pe Pulkit aur Pratima ke paas sula diya aur khud bhabhi ki chaadar mein ghus gaya, bhabhi uski ek baanh mein aa gayi aur uske seene pe sar rakh di.

Bhabhi: Khush hoon tere faisle se main..

Prem: Sunn liya aap ne sab..

Bhabhi: Haan..Sab sunn liya..Komal tere liye sahi nahin thhi..Laalchi hai woh aur hamaari aur Seema ki family ke beech mein jaisa chalta hai, use woh handle nahin kar paati Prem..

Prem: Pata hai bhabhi..Use acchhi tarah se jaanta hoon..Uska shaadi ke baad jaana hi theek hai..

Prem bhabhi ki nangi peetth pe haath pher raha thha aur bhabhi ne apna pair uski jaangh pe Chadha diya thha, aur apne daanye haath se uska lund sehla rahi thhi. Bhabhi ne apna chehra upar kiya aur uske honthon ko kiss kiya. Prem ne use aur kass diya aur bhabhi ki taraf palat ke use apni baahon mein baandh liya, bhabhi ne apna pair uski kamar mein baandh diya aur dono kiss karne lage. 

Agle din hamaare ghar Janak aur mami Seema ki shaadi tak rehne aa gaye. Mujhe aur Shekhar ko jaana thha farmhouse pe suhaag raat ka room set karne, Prem aur Seema ki khwaaish thhi ke dono family ke members wahaan ikatthe suhaag raat manaaye. Aaj shaam ko yahaan sangeet bhi thha, Mere gharwaale bhi aane waale thhe, ek hi jagah sangeet rakkhe thhe, ab inke aane se mujhe tension thha ke hum jaa paayenge farmhouse pe ya nahin, kyunki meri saas aur babuji bhi ghar pe nahin rehne waale thhe, unko bhi kuch shopping karna baaki thha. Par mami ne meri tension door kar di. Janak hamaare saath aane raazi ho gayi, par ismein yeh problem thha ke use maaloom padh jaata ke hamaara plan kya thha, agar aisa hota toh use aur Apu aur mama mami ko bhi include karna padhta, usmein problem nahin thha, par Prem aur Seema se permission leni padhti. Shekhar ne bhi mere pe chhod diya, maine Prem ko nikalne se pehle phone kiya.

Main: Bhai..Apu aur Janak aur mama mami bhi aa gaye suhaag raat waali raat toh koi problem hai kya..

Prem: Didi, mujhe toh nahin hai, aap Seema se hi pooch lo, Apu aur Seema ki ek time pe shaadi ki baat chali thhi..Par Seema ne mana kiya thha..Rishte wahaan theek nahin hain..Aap pooch lo usse..

Main: Theek hai..Ab maa papa, bhabhi Pulkit bhaiyya, tu aur Seema, mere sasur aur saas, Shekhar aur main..Bas itne hi hain..Tujhe aur koi chaahiye..

Prem: Jaise..

Main: Komal aur Puneet..

Prem: Didi..Woh chapter bandh hi rakkho..Usse mere aur Seema ke beech issues ho saktein hain..Isiliye Janak aur Apu ko bhi baahar hi rakkho..Abhi ke liye nahin include karo..Bas apni dono families..

Main: Theek hai..No problem..Tere pheron ke baad wahin chalenge..Par ek aur problem hai..

Prem: Ab kya hai..

Main: Dekh, joh shaadi ke liye wahaan aur yahaan rehne aaye hain, woh toh rukenge hi naa..Shaadi k eek do din baad hi jaayenge..Phir pheron ke baad hum farmhouse kaise jaa saktein hain..

Prem: Didi..Tum hi kuch socho na, ya Pulkit bhaiyya aur bhabhi se baat karke dekh lo..Main maa aur papa se bhi baat karta hoon..Kuch na kuch karna padega..

Main: Dekhtein hain, tu tension mat le..Chal raat ko baat kartein hain..

Prem: All the best Didi..And thanks..

Main: Thanks bol mat, tujhe karwa ke thank you loongi..Samjha..

Dono hans pade. Problem toh thha, par har problem ka solution bhi hota hai.

Janak, Shekhar aur main farmhouse ke liye nikal pade, wahaan ki saaf safai ke liye Sushila ko bhi saat le liya aur bhabhi bhi aa gayi. Dopahar poori usmein nikal gayi. Janak aur Sushila kamre ki setting dekh ke thoda pareshaan huey, kamra bada thha, Shekhar aur maine Prem aur Seema ka bed kamre ke beechon beech rakhha thha, naye bedcover, naye takiye laga diye thhe, neeche bistar ke aas paas gaadiyaan laga diye thhe aur uspe alag alag design aur colour ki bedsheets aur takiye rakkhe huey thhe.

Janak: Bhabhi..Yeh gadde..

Shekhar ne mera chehra dekha, bhabhi Janak ke paas aayi, wahi sambhaalne lagi thhi bade problems ko.

Bhabhi: Mera devar hai, kabhi upar toh kabhi neeche..Suhaag raat jam ke manaayega woh..Suna hai tum logon ne bhi yahaan jamke kushhti ladhi..

Janak muskuraane lagi. Shekhar ka tension bhi kum ho gaya.

Janak: Ladhi toh..Veena bhabhi se hi pooch lo..

Main: Ab tum dono kushhti ki chhodo, kaam kaafi hai aur shaam tak ghar pahunchna hai, wahaan bhi kum kaam nahin hai..

Bechaara Shekhar apni behen ki suhaag raat ka kamra poori lagan ke saath saja raha thha, aur hamaari suhaag raat ka bhi. Humein wahaan saadhe teen baj gaye. Ghar aate aate paanch baj gaye, nahaana thha, kapde badalne thhe aur ghar ke kaam mein phir lagna thha. Woh sab karte karte saat baj gaye, dheere dheere door ke rishtedaar aane lage, Maa papa, Pulkit, Prem aur bhabhi bhi aa gaye. Mehfil sajne lagi aur gaana aur bajaana shuru hua. Babuji, Papa aur Deepesh mama kuch der baad chhat pe chale gaye, drinks lene. Meri saas ne unka bar upar set kar diya thha.

Cheers hua, babuji Deepesh mama ki taraf dekhe.

Sasur: Kyun Deepesh, aaj kal tu bada enjoy kar raha hai..

Mama: Jijaji..Ab kheencho mat meri..Mujhe maaloom padh gaya ke didi ne aapko sab bataaya hoga, aur phir Deepak bhaiyya ne toh bataaya hi hoga aapko..Aap bas saza sunaao..

Sasur: Saza..Deepak..Tu hi saza suna commissioner saab ki..

Papa: Arre saala tera hai Arun..Tu hi suna..

Mama: Samajh gaya..Aap dono mile huey ho, itna toh pakka hai..Bolo..Kab jaana hai farmhouse..Yaa phir yahin pe..Aur saza mujhe kyun..Shuru toh aap dono ne kiya thha..Mujhe hi baahar rakh ke..Ab bolo..

Neeche tamasha hone waala thha. Dance shuru hua aangan mein, aur Komal pepsi mein rum daal ke pee rahi thhi. Bhabhi ne uski harkatein notice ki. Andhera thha aur music kaafi zor se thha. Laser lights lagi hui thhi isiliye koi theek se dekh nahin paa raha thha. Komal ko chadhi hui thhi aur woh prem ko dance floor pe pareshaan karne lagi, uske gale se lagke dance kar rahi thhi, Prem usko hataane ki koshish kar raha thha, Seema us samay maa ke saath baitthi hui thhi. Bhabhi turant mere paas aayi.

Bhabhi: Dekh Komal ko chadh gayi hai, maine Pulkit ko kehke Puneet ko andar uske saath bhej diya hai peene..Tu Komal ko leke jaa yahaan se isse pehle ke Seema ki nazar jaaye..Baaki gharwaale bhi notice kar rahein hain..

Main: Ok bhabhi..Main sambhaalti hoon..

Main seedha Prem aur Komal ke paas gayi, aur uske kaan mein kaha ke mere paas aur sharaab hai, par use mere saath aana padega, woh raazi ho gayi aur maine use mere aur Shekhar ke kamre mein laaya aur darwaaza bandh kiya.

Main: Kya ho raha hai baahar..Apni shaadi ki fikar nahin hai toh mere bhai ki shaadi ki toh kar..Kya problem hai life mein..

Komal: Arre didi..

Main: Didi gayi bhaad mein..Ab tu yahaan baitthegi..Jab tak tera nasha nahin utarta..Chaahiye toh so jaa..Magar baahar aayi toh samajh tera flat gaya Mumbai ka..Main teri shaadi khud todungi..Samjhi..

Komal mujhe ghoorti rahi, shaayad meri baaton se uska dimaag hil gaya, maine use bistar pe bitthaaya.

Main: Dekh..Main kuch khaane ke liye laati hoon..Khaa ke so jaa..Aur Prem ko bhool jaa..Apna basa basaaya ghar mat ujaad..Samjhi..

Komal ne haan mein sar hilaaya, main baahar se darwaaza bandh karke uske liye khaana parosne gayi, jaate jaate Seema ke kamre mein jhaanka toh Pulkit aur Puneet baitthke pee rahe thhe, shaayad do round ho chuke thhe, maine Pulkit ko baahar se hi aawaaz lagaayi. Woh baahar aaya.

Main: Bhaiyya ise baahar mat aane dena..Komal ko dhoondhega..Aur Komal ko hosh nahin hai, kuch bhi bakk degi..Maine use mere kamre mein bandh rakha hai jab tak uski utar nahin jaati..Tum use yahaan rakkho..

Pulkit: Arre Komal ki utar jaayegi..Par isko chadh gayi toh..

Main: Iske chadhne se tension nahin hai..Komal ke chadhne se hai..

Pulkit: Arre yaar iski nazar Priya pe tiki rehti hai, agar yeh talli hua toh Priya ke saath badtameezi karega..Phir maar khaayega mere haath se..

Main: Bhaiyya..Aaj ise sambhaal lo please..Baad mein kabhi maar dena..Dono mental hain..Acchha hai Prem bach gaya isse..

Pulkit: Theek hai..Aaj bach gaya yeh..

Main: Thanks bhaiyya..

Maine khaana parosa aur apne kamre mein chali gayi. Andar aayi toh Komal so chuki thhi. Maine khaana wahin chhod di aur darwaaza lock karke baahar aa gayi. Ab bhabhi aur meri jaan mein jaan aayi, Prem aur Seema ab dance kar rahe thhe, sab normal thha. Papa, mama aur Babuji neeche aa gaye thhe, maa aur meri saas ki strict warning thhi, ke do drink se zyaada nahin. Teeno dance floor pe aa gaye. Pulkit ki raat ka Puneet ne satyanaash kar diya thha, bechaara andar uske saath pee kar usi ki shaadi bacha raha thha, bhabhi mere paas hi baitthi thhi.

Bhabhi: Agli baar yaar Veena, Komal aur Puneet kisi bhi function mein nahin aayenge..

Main: Pakka bhabhi..Galti se bhi nahin..

Bhabhi: Aaj ka kya iraada hai..

Main: Matlab..

Bhabhi: Tu, Shekhar Pulkit aur main..

Main: Par kahaan..Yahaan toh ghar bhar gaya hai, ek bhi kamra khaali nahin hai..

Bhabhi: Tera chhat hai na..Mast hai, cover bhi hai..Do gadde bicchha denge..Subah main aur Pulkit jaldi nikal jaayenge..Kya khayaal hai..

Main: Aapka stamina maan na padega haan..

Bhabhi: Bhool gayi, tu ne hi toh shuru kiya thha..Aur tujhe kya lagta hai, neeche sab shaant rahega..Tere sasur aur Gayatri mami ka romance chal raha hai..Aur mama aur unki didi ka bhi..Wahaan bhi kuch na kuch hoga..

Main: Prem, maa aur papa ko ghar..

Bhabhi: Seema ko yahin sula tere kamre mein..Puneet Seemake kamre mein..Aur..

Main: Toh Seema kahaan soyegi..

Bhabhi: Apne ghar..

Main: Kya..

Bhabhi: Prem aur Seema aaj saath sona chaahtein hain..Seema prem ke saath apne ghar jaayegi..

Main: Par maa, papa..Babuji aur meri saas..Unko pata chala toh..

Bhabhi: Maine sabse permission le li hai..Sab hamaari do family ke beech rahega..

Main: Bhabhi..Woh ghar mein meri kami aapke hote huey kabhi mehsoos hi nahin hogi..Thank you..

Bhabhi: Tension mat le, agar tu thakk gayi hai, toh main Pulkit aur tere pati ko bhi sambhaal sakti hoon..

Main hans di, mujhe dekhke bhabhi bhi hansne lagi.

Bhabhi: Sab ko sambhaalte sambhaalte mujhe ek drink peene ka mood ho raha hai..

Main: Mujhe bhi..

Bhabhi: Chal ek ek maarke aatein hain..