AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 74

Janak utthi sofe pe se Apurva ko utthaane ke liye, Mama uski matakti hui gaand dekhe jaa rahe thhe aur apna lund lungi ke upar se sehlaaya. Mami neeche aayI hall mein, maxi pehni hui thhi.

Mami: Kahaan hain dono..So rahein hain kya abhi tak..

Mama: Janak utthaane gayi hai Apu ko..

Mama ka cell phone upar thha, uske bajne ki aawaaz aa rahi thhi.

Mama: Laa toh Gayatri..Galti se upar chhod diya phone ko..

Mami gayi aur phone leke aayi, tab tak phone katt chukka thha, mama ne naam dekha aur sar pakad liye, par unhein phone lagaana padha. 

Mama: Namaste Mantriji..Jee..Woh washroom mein thha main..

Mama sunte rahe, mami unka chehra dekhti rahi, phir mama ne phone kaata.

Mama: Mera uniform taiyyaar hai naa..

Mami: Arre..Aap ne toh chhutti li thhi..

Mama: Li thhi..Cancel ho gayi, abhi bataate baitthunga toh kahaani ban jaayegi aur tab tak mantri mere picchhwaade mein ghus jaayega..Main taiyyaar hoke jaata hoon..Aur kaam lamba hai..Shaayad der raat, ya subah ho jaaye aate aate..

Mami ne haan mein sar hila diya, mama bhaage, taiyyaar huey aur chal diye. Uss samay Apu nahaane gaya thha, Janak ne mama ko jaate dekha, maayoos ho gayi. Mami bhi chup thhi, mama ke khade lund ko dhoka mila thha. Baat ab ke liye wahin ruk gayi thhi. Apu baahar aaya tab tak.

Apu: Papa kahin gaye hai kya..

Mami: Mantriji ka phone aa gaya..Jaana padha unhein..

Apu: Yaar..Yeh mantra bhi naa..Aur tu ji ji mat lagaaya kar..Mantri hai mantra bula maa..Yeh izzat dene ke laayak nahin hote..

Mami: Acchha baba..Khaana rasoi mein rakkha hai, jab jee kare garam karke khaa lena tum dono..Main thodi der rukungi inke aane tak..

Janak: Maa..Pehle papa chale gaye, ab aap apna mood kharaab karengi kya..Hamaare saath baitthiye naa, saath ek ya do drink peeke ek saath ruk jaayenge papa ke liye..

Apu: Haan maa..Hamaare saath baitth naa..

Maa: Chal theek hai..Baahar baraamde mein baitthein..

Janak: Aap dono chaliye, main drinks aur snacks le aati hoon..

Janak andar chali gayi, maa aur Apu baahar baraamde ki taraf chale. Baraamde mein teen aaraam kursiyaan thhi aur ek chhota table, maa ek pe baitthi aur Apu railing ke sahaare khada thha, apni maa ko dekhte, muskura bhi raha thha. Mami ne uske chehre pe dekha.

Mami: Kya hai..Kyun muskura raha hai..

Apu: Maa jab Veena bhabhi ne kaha ke aap aur papa unke maa aur papa ke saath thhe, jab hum wahaan farmhouse pe thhe, toh yakeen hi nahin hua..

Mami: Kyun..Jab tum dono jaa sakte ho toh hum dono nahin jaa sakte kya..

Apu: Acchha..Toh ab yeh bhi bata de ke joh bhabhi ne baat bataayi tum chaaron ke baare mein..Kya woh sach thhi..

Mami: Tu yeh samajh le, ke agar tum chaaron ke beech ki baat sahi thhi, toh hamaari baat bhi sahi thhi..

Apu apni maa ke paas dusri kursi pe aa gaya.

Apu: Sach maa..Aisa hua thha..Aapne..

Mami: Kyun re..Tu samajhta hai teri maa boodhi ho gayi hai..

Apu: Arre maa maine aisa kab kaha..Par abhi tak toh tera yeh roop kabhi dekha nahi thha na..Isiliye..

Mami: Ab bhi kahaan dekha hai, sirf suna hai..

Apu: Aaj toh dekhunga naa..

Mami: Dekhenge..(Mami ne chhedte huey kaha)..

Janak baahar aa gayi, drinks ki tray table pe rakkhi, aur thode namkeen bhi thhe.

Janak: Whisky ya beer Apu..Maa..

Mami: Whisky..

Apu: Whisky..

Janak: Toh main bhi whisky..

Janak teeno ke liye drink banaane lagi, strong banaaye, cheers hua, Janak aur Apu dono mami ke kaafi kareeb baitthe thhe.

Janak: Maa..Apu aur main dono sach mein bahut excited hain aapke aur papa ki uss waali shaam ke baare mein sunne ke liye..

Mami: Utni hi acchhi toh tum dono ki shaam bhi thhi na farmhouse pe..

Apu: Woh toh thhi maa..Par tu bata na..Kaise hua sab shuru..Aur kya kya hua uss raat..Please, hamaare liye..

Mami muskuraayi dono ka utaawaala pan dekh ke, phir ek sip li, aur aise baitthi ke woh ek lambi kahaani sunaane waali ho.

Pulkit papa aur maa ke kamre mein aaya, kuch tension thha use, seedha bistar pe baitth gaya.

Pulkit: Papa..Komal aur Puneet hamaare bagal waale kamre mein ruke hain..Main toh phans gaya naa..

Maa: Kyun..Tu kyun phans gaya..

Papa: Arre tu bhool gayi, ek toh deewaar patli hai, aur usme chhed hai..

Maa: Aapne use repair kyun nahin karwaaya..

Papa: Arre dhyaan se utar gaya..Ab ki baar kar denge..

Pulkit: Papa..Jab tak woh dono wahaan hai, tab tak mera banwaas shuru ho gaya..

Maa: Dena pada Pulkit..Sab kamron se acchha woh kamra hai, aur teri Gayatri chachi bhi khush rahegi..Nahi toh uska shuru ho jaayega..Shaadi mein sab ko khush rakhna aasaan hai kya..

Pulkit: Theek hai maa..Main hi kuch sochta hoon..

Papa: Ek kaam karega..

Pulkit: Bolo na papa..

Pulkit: Jab se Komal aayi hai na..Prem ka mood kharaab ho gaya hai..Tension hai use..Tu aur Priya upar hi chale jaao uske paas..Uska dil bhi behel jaayega..

Pulkit: Main bhi wahi soch raha thha papa..Theek hai..Aaj toh katt jaayegi, kal ka kuch aur soch lenge..

Papa: Teri maasi ko bhej de zara, pata nahin kahaan reh gayi woh..

Pulkit: Maasi yahaan so rahi hai aaj..

Maa: Kamron ki joh kami hai..

Pulkit muskuraaya.

Pulkit: Papa, jab deewaar theek karaayenge toh saare bistaron ke pair bhi mazboot kara dena..Kamron ki kami ke chakkar mein bistar toot na jaayein ghar ke..

Teeno ki hansi chhoot gayi. 

Pulkit wahaan se Bhabhi ko bulaane chala gaya, baraamde mein Sushila mili.

Pulkit: Tu kahaan so rahi hai aaj..

Sushila: Waise toh chachi ke kamre mein, par aap bologe toh kamra badal bhi sakta hai bhaiyya..

Pulkit: Badal de..Meri baat sunn..

Pulkit Sushila ke kareeb chala gaya. 

Mami ab bhi apni kahaani mein lagi thhi.

Mami: Phir bath tub se utthke bhaiyya aur main kamre mein aa gaye..

Apu: Maa tu blue film ki kahaani, documentary style mein kyun bata rahi hai..Ab bhi koi parda hai kya hum sab ke beech..Nahi naa..Toh khul ke bol na..Agar lund choosa bhaiyya ka, toh lund bol na maa..

Janak: Haan maa..Hum dono ko waise hi maza aata hai..Jitni gandi, utni acchhi..

Mami: Acchha baba..Pehle tu drink bana, main bathroom jaa ke aati hoon..

Janak: Maa drinks hall mein le lein..Yahaan macchhar kaat rahein hain..

Mami: Main bhi wahi kehne waali thhi..Le lo andar sab..Aur darwaaza bhi bandh kar do..

Pulkit seedha Prem ke kamre mein gaya Priya bhabhi ko bol ke, bhabhi khush ho gayi, use bhi Komal ke bagal waale kamre mein sona tension de raha thha, Prem chup chaap laptop pe company ka kaam kar raha thha.

Pulkit: Drink lega..

Prem: Chal raha hai bhaiyya..Aapke liye banaaun..

Pulkit: Gum mein pee raha hai ke khushi mein..

Prem: Poocchho mat bhaiyya..Jab se yeh aayi hai naa..Dimaag ki maa behen ho gayi hai..

Pulkit ne uske side table pe padi whisky ki bottle se drink banaaya aur bistar pe aake baitth gaya.

Pulkit: Yaar tu kyun itna pareshaan ho raha hai..Chhod na..Joh hoga dekha jaayega..Aur agar hua kuch toh teri galti thodi na hai..Usne chhupaaya hai, woh jaane..

Prem: Bhaiyya, basa basaaya ghar toot jaayega..Woh Puneet ek dum Arjun chacha ki tarah bail buddhi hai..Gobar bhara hai uske sar mein..

Pulkit: Woh toh hai..Abhi tak toh door hai teri bhabhi se, uske liye wahi theek hai..Chal cheers..

Prem aur Pulkit ne cheers bola, ek sip apne apne drink ka liya.

Pulkit: Ab mood theek kar, Priya join karne waali hai..Aur maine Sushila ko bhi upar bula liya..

Prem: Baap re..Bhaiyya agar Komal ya Puneet humein ya kisi aur ko dhoondhte ghar mein yahaan wahaan thehelne lage toh har kamre se ajeeb ajeeb aawaazein aayengi..

Pulkit: Aane de..Unke liye hum kyun badlein..Apna kaaryakram chalne de..

Bhabhi aur Sushila andar aa gaye, bhabhi ne badi light bandh kar di.

Prem: Bhabhi ko uss tubelight se badi problem hai..Aate hi bandh kar deti hai..

Bhabhi: Ab hai toh hai..Setting bhi toh zaroori hai..

Mami neeche apni kaaleen pe baitthi thhi, pair lambe kiye, haath mein apna teesra drink liye huey, zabaan bhi thodi ladhkhada rahi thhi. Apu aur Janak uske bilkul saamne thhe, pair lambe kiye huey.

Mami: Devika aur tere papa bhi humein bistar pe join kiye bathroom se nikal ke..Tab tak Deepak bhaiyya mujhe chit lita ke chaatne lage..

Apu: Maatha chaat rahe thhe aapka..

Mami: Arre..Maatha kyun chaatenge..

Janak: Toh maa, aap kab bolengi chut chaat rahe thhe aapki..

Mami: Acchha baba chut chaat rahe thhe meri..Jab bataane jaao na toh alag hota hai..Jab karo toh aisi baatein bolne mein maza aata hai..

Apu muskuraake apni maa ke bagal mein aa gaya, sofe pe apni peeth rakhke aur maa ke kandhe pe apna haath rakhke apni hatheli uski chuchi pe le gaya.

Apu: Theek hai maa..Ab bata..

Mami muskuraayi.

Mami: Sahi mein bada ho gaya hai re tu..

Janak saamne se utthi aur Apu ke paas aake uski shorts neeche kheenchne lagi, mami dekh rahi thhi, Apu kamar ke neeche se nanga ho gaya. Janak ne bhi apna T-shirt utaara aur Apni maa ko aage sarkaake uski maxi utaarne laga.

Teeno kuch hi palon mein nange ho gaye.

Janak: Kahaani hum teeno ki shuru ho jaana chaahiye..Isse pehle ke drinks bhaari padh jaaye..

Apu ne mami ko apne badan se sata diya. Janak neeche jhuk ke Apu ka lund choosne lagi, usne apne pair phaila diye.

Apu ne mami ke nipple meesna shuru kar diye.

Apu: Maa teri bahu mera lund choos rahi hai..Aur tere pati ka choosne waali thhi aaj raat ko..Par kal sahi..

Maa: Veena kaisi thhi Apu..

Apu: Raseeli maa..Uski khade nipple, saaf chut..Uska woh daba daba ke lund choosna..Adla badli mein maza aa gaya maa..Hum ne pehle bhi try kiya thha..Par joh Shekhar bhaiyya aur bhabhi ke saath maza aaya, woh alag hi thha..

Janak: (Moonh se lund nikaalte huey): Aaj papa rehte toh phir adla badli ho jaati..

Darwaaze pe dastak hui, Apu ka phone baja, usne utthaya. Phir kaatke muskuraaya.

Apu: Papa darwaaze pe hain..Jaa tu hi khol Janak aise hi, aur maa tu mera choos..

Janak khushi khushi utthi aur darwaaze pe gayi, mami Apu ka lund choosne lagi, mama darwaaze pe khade Janak ko nanga apne saamne dekh rahe thhe. 

Janak: Andar nahi aayenge papa..

Mama: Chumti le..Sapna toh nahin dekh raha hoon na..

Janak jaise hi unke haath ko kaatne gayi, mama ne use apni baahon mein kheench liye, aur andar aaye, darwaaza bandh kiya, Janak unke kapde utaarne lagi, mama ne mami ko Apu ka lund chooste huey dekha.

Mama: Haan Gayatri..Mere liye ruki nahin na tu..

Janak: Maa ruk ne hi waali thhi, par hum dono se ruka nahin gaya..Aapne hi toh shaam ko kaha thha, raat ko chaaron..

Mama nange hog aye thhe, unhonein Janak ko palta diya aur wahin darwaaze ke paas hi uske badan se satt gaye, apna lund uski gaand se ghaste huey, uske gale ko choomte huey aur uski chuchiyaan dabaate huey.

Janak: Andar toh chaliye papa..Drink lenge aap..

Mama: Peena toh hai, par kahin aur se..

Janak: Kahaan se..

Mama: Teri chut se..Tera rass..

Mama ne Janak ko apni god mein utthaa liya aur sofe pe, Apu aur mami ke kareeb aaye. Janak ko sofe pe bittha diya aur uske pairon ke beech baitth gaye. Uski taangein phaila di aur uski chut dekhne lage, do ungliyaan uski chut ke honthon pe rakhke khol diye, aur apni zabaan uspe sata diye. Mami Apu ka lund choose jaa rahi thhi. 

Bhabhi Prem se satt ke baitthi thhi, kapde kisi ke utre nahin thhe, Aur Sushila Pulkit ke saath. Chaaron whisky pee rahe thhe.

Pulkit: Priya..Komal aur Puneet baahar gaye hai naa..

Bhabhi: Haan..Shopping..Khaana baahar hi hoga unka..

Pulkit: Maasi papa ke room mein hai, hum chaaron yahaan hain, chachi kahaan hai..

Bhabhi: Chachi rasoi mein thhi, maine unhein samjha diya..Komal aur Puneet aayenge toh woh dekh legi..Fikar mat karo..

Pulkit ka haath Sushila ke bhoore khade huey nipple ko mees raha thha, aur Prem bhi bhabhi ke maxi ke andar apna haath phira raha thha.

Bhabhi: Prem..Zyaada mat pee..Shaadi se pehle shaayad aaj ka hi ek din tu mujhe chod paayega..

Prem: Kyun..

Bhabhi: Kal se mehmaano ka aana jaana rahega..Teri haldi mehendi ki taiyyaari, Seema ki haldi mehendi ki taiyaari..Kaam bahut rahenge..Roz raat ko tere bhaiyya se maalish karwa ke soyungi..Itna toh kar hi saktein hain na bhai ki shaadi ke liye..

Pulkit: Arre waah..Hum toh jaise kuch kaam kar hi nahin rahe hai naa..

Prem: Bhabhi..

Bhabhi: Hmmmm…

Prem: Kuch karo naa..

Bhabhi muskuraake prem ke gaal pe chapat lagaayi aur neeche ho gayi, uski shorts kheenchne lagi, prem nanga ho chukka thha, bhabhi ne apni maxi utaar ke uska lund mutthiya liya aur choosne lagi. Sushila kahaan rukne waali thhi, woh bhi apni position le li. Bhabhi aur Sushila ko kaam pe lagaake, dono bhai apna drink laga rahe thhe.