AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 69

Deepesh mama ke ghar ab khaana khaane lage chaaron. Khaana acchha mangaaya thha mama ne. Maa aur mami chaddiyaan pehen ke khaa rahi thhi aur Papa aur mama shorts mein thhe. 

Farmhouse pe bhi hum chaaron khaana khaane lage, main Apu ko aur Apu mujhe, Shekhar Janak ko Janak use ghoore jaa rahe thhe. Waise bhi Apu mere kareeb hi ek sofe pe baittha thha aur Janak Shekhar ke paas. Janak ne paneer nahin liya thha, Shekhar ne notice kiya.

Shekhar: Arre paneer itna acchha hai, thoda toh lo..

Janak: Plate mein jagah kahaan hai bhaiyya..Aap hi chakha do..

Shekhar ne do ungliyon mein ek piece liya aur Janak ke moonh mein daal diya, Janak ne uski ungliyaan choos di. Apu aur main dekh rahe thhe. 

Shekhar: Kaisa hai..

Janak: Mmmmmmm..Par pata nahin paneer zyaada acchha thha ya aapki ungliyaan..

Main aur Apu thoda hans diye. Apu ne jaldi khaa liya, sirf pasta mangaaya thha usne, body ka khayaal rakhta thha, light khaata thha raat ko, Janak bhi light hi khaati thhi, usne sirf salad mangaaya thha apne liye. Unki bodies thhi bhi waisi. Maintained. Waise Shekhar aur main bhi fit thhe, chaaron ke badan tight thhe.

Khaane ke baad Deepesh mama aur papa baahar aangan mein baitthe, maa aur mami ne table clear liya aur chaaron ke liye nimbu sharbat banaake baahar laaya. Dono ki kasi chuchiyon ko dekhke papa aur mama apna lund sehla rahe thhe.

Papa: Soch Deepesh..Hamaari jagah pe roz raat ko khaane ke baad tu aur Apu yahaan baitthe ho aur Janak aur Gayatri aise sharbat leke aaye..

Mama: Sochna kya hai bhaiyya..Agar aisa ho gaya toh life ban jaayegi..Roz subah duty pe jaane ka maza hi alag hoga..

Papa ko mami ne sharbat ka glass de diya aur unke god mein chadh gayi, sip lete lete dono kiss kar rahe thhe, maa aur mama bhi aise hi baitthe thhe.

Papa: Sharbat pee ke andar chaltein hain Deepesh..

Mama: Mere moonh ki baat chheen li bhaiyya..Ab bhabhi ke badan se zyaada samay door nahin raha jaayega..

Maine table clear kiya, Janak aayi help karne par maine use rok diya.

Main: Janak..Shekhar ke saath baittho tum..Main do minute mein aati hoon..

Janak ne mere chehre pe dekhte huey Apu ko aawaaz lagaayi.

Janak: Apu..Bhabhi tumhe help karne rasoi mein bula rahi hai..

Mujhe dekhke woh muskuraayi, main bhi muskura di. Apu mere peecchhe aa gaya. Woh rasoi ke darwaaze pe teka lagaake khada ho gaya mujhe kaam karte dekhte. Main use dekhke muskuraayi.

Main: Janak ne tumhein meri madad karne bheja..Kaam karo..

Apu: Main guest hoon naa..

Main: Acchha, mera hi dialogue mujhi pe..

Main jhuk ke ek gira hua plastic ka glass utthaayi aur kachre ke dibbe mein phenkne palti, meri gaand ki daraar mein meri chaddi phans gayi thhi. Meri peetth uski taraf hi thhi, woh achaanak mere peechhe aake meri chaddi ko meri daraar se nikaal diya, main ek dum se palti.

Apu: Aap ne bola kaam karo..Maine kiya..

Main: Badmaash ho tum..

Meri peeth ab fridge se chipki hui thhi, woh mere bilkul nazdeek aaya aur apne baahein mere daanye baanye rakh diya.

Apu: Bolo toh chala jaata hoon..

Main: Maine jaane kab kaha..

Apu ne jhatke se apne honth mere honth pe rakh diye aur choosne laga, main bhi ab haar gayi thhi, geeli ho chuki thhi, maine usko apni baahon mein jakad liya aur usne mujhe. Hum dono French kiss karne lage, kuch der aise rehke, main uske honthon se alag hui.

Main: Janak aur Shekhar aa gaye toh..

Apu ne mera haath pakda.

Apu: Aao mere saath..

Usne mujhe hall mein laaya, wahaan ek khidki baraamde mein khulti thhi, usne mujhe uski kaanch ke paas laaya aur baahar dikhaaya. Shekhar ki peetth hamaari taraf thhi aur Janak uski god mein jhuki hui upar neeche ho rahi thhi. Apu peechhe se mere kaan ke paas aaya.

Apu: Kuch dikh raha nahin hai yahaan se, par samajhne waale ko ishaara kaafi hai naa..

Maine haan mein sar hilaaya aur muskuraaya, woh satt gaya mere badan se aur aur mere kandhe pe apne honth rakh diye, uske haath meri chuchiyaan kass liye.

Apu: Unke paas jaayein ya..

Main: Jaise tum kaho..

Apu: Chaltein hain..Aao..

Hum dono baahar gaye, Shekhar mujhe aur use dekh raha thha, Janak ko kuch farak nahin padha, woh utthi nahin, Apu ne mujhe aaraam kursi pe bittha diya aur khud neeche baittha, meri chaddi utaari nahin, bas side se hataake meri phooli hui chut apni aankhon ke saamne rakh di, ab bina samay liye usne apni zabaan meri chut ke honthon se sata di aur chaatna shuru kiya. Shekhar ne mujhe dekhke aankh maar di, main muskuraayi. 

Prem ne khaana nahin khaaya, bhabhi aur chachi ne use neeche poochha toh koi jawaab na dete huey upar chala gaya. Dono samajh gaye thhe uska mood kharaab thha, bhabhi ne plate mein khaana parosa aur uske kamre mein gayi, woh bistar pe pada thha, usne bhabhi ki aahat suni, dekha bhabhi ke haath mein plate hai, phir palat gaya.

Prem: Bhabhi..Please..Akela rehna chaahta hoon..Please..

Bhabhi ne khaana side table pe rakh diya aur chup chaap kamre ka darwaaza bandh karke neeche chali gayi aur chachi aur Sushila ko keh diya ke use akela chhod de aaj. Dono ne bhabhi ki baat maani. Bhabhi ne Pulkit se bhi keh diya, usne bhi “Theek hai” Kaha. 

Prem ka phone baja, usne number dekha, maasi ka thha, usne bajne diya, phir uttha liya, kuch kaha nahin, saamne se maasi ki aawaaz aayi. 

Maasi: Prem..Prem..

Prem: Hmm…Haan maasi..

Maasi: Khaana khaa liya..

Prem: Nahin..Khaa loonga..Maasi main thoda busy hoon, kal baat karein..

Maasi: Nahin..Mujhe abhi baat karni hai..

Prem chup raha.

Maasi: Jab tumhaari marzi ho tum baat karte ho mujhse, agar maine kuch keh diya, toh bura maan jaate ho..Sahi hai yeh..

Prem: Maasi..Maine joh baat ki woh theek nahin thhi..Isiliye maafi maang ke chala gaya..

Maasi: Maine tumhe daanta thha kya..Acchhe se baat samjhaayi thhi naa..ke tum sab ke ehsaan ke neeche dabi hoon main..kuch galat kaha thha kya..

Prem: Galat toh maine kaha maasi..

Maasi: Uska faisla kaun karega..tum ya main..

Prem: Maasi..Koi aaya hai..Kya main aapko do minute mein phone karoon..Please..

Maasi: Theek hai Prem..Main intezaar karungi..

Prem ne phone kaata, phone bistar pe rakh diya aur bathroom chala gaya.

Pulkit bistar pe baitthe laptop mein kuch kaam kar raha thha. Bhabhi andar aayi.

Pulkit: Prem ne khaana khaaya..

Bhabhi: Upset hai woh kisi baat ko leke..Main rakh ke aa gayi..

Pulkit: Seema ke saath toh kuch hua nahi naa..

Bhabhi: Kuch aur hua hai..Seema aur Prem, jhagda nahin kar sakte..Woh hum jaise hain..

Pulkit: Acchha..Hum jaisa..Kya hamaare beech mein jhagda nahin ho sakta..

Bhabhi ne apna sar Pulkit ke kandhe pe rakh diya.

Bhabhi: Main hi nahin hone dungi..

Pulkit: Kyun..

Bhabhi: Kyunki mera pati sabse acchha hai..Isiliye..

Pulkit: Seedhe seedhe bolo na mood ho raha hai..Chane ke jhaad pe kyun chadha rahi ho..

Bhabhi: kehtein hain samajhdaar ko ishaara kaafi hota hai, par yahaan toh aapka laptop abhi bhi khula hai..

Pulkit: Acchha..Sabse acchha bhi keh rahi ho aur bewakoof bhi..Waah..Koi baat karna toh tumse seekhe..

Bhabhi: Ab bandh karte ho laptop ya main dildo nikaaloon..

Pulkit ne laptop bandh kiya aur lapta bhabhi pe, woh hanste hanste bhaagne ki koshish ki, par Pulkit ne bistar pe utarne se pehle hi pakad liya thha.

Prem aur maasi ab line pe thhe, prem ne phone lagaaya thha.

Prem: Sorry maasi do minute se zyaada ho gaya..Kahiye..

Maasi: Tu ne khaana khaaya ya nahin abhi tak..

Prem: Maasi..Main samajh nahin paa raha hoon ke aapne mujhe phone kyun karne kaha..Kya baat karna hai aapko..

Maasi: Dekh Prem..Tu, Pulkit aur tere babuji ne hamaari bahut fikar ki hai, hamesha..Bas yeh teri aaj ki baat pe, main tujhe vishwaas dilaana chaah rahi hoon ke main akeli theek hoon..Mujhe kisi bhi mard ka saath nahin chaahiye..Teri ab shaadi hone waali hai..Main jaanti hoon agar main aaj haan kehti toh tu aur main..Par woh baat Seema ke liye theek nahin hoti..Main usse dhoka nahin kar sakti..Aur rahi baat teri aur meri..Main teri sagi maasi hoon..Yeh ho nahin sakta..

Seema: Ho sakta hai maasi..Aur Prem mujhe kabhi dhoka nahin dega..

Maasi: Seema..Tum..Line pe..

Seema: Prem aur main conference pe hain aapke saath maasi..usne aaj aapke aur uske beech hui saari baat bata di..Aur abhi mujhe conference pe liya..

Prem: Ab iss baat pe naaraaz nahin hona maasi..

Maasi: Kyun naaraaz hongi..Khushi hai ke duniya mein aise pati patni bhi hain joh ek dusre se kuch nahin chhupaate..

Seema: Par aap chhupaate ho maasi..

Maasi: Main..Maine kya chhupaaya Seema..

Seema: Agar aap Prem, Pulkit bhaiyya aur babuji se itna pyaar karti, toh apne dil ka haal nahin chhupaati maasi..Aap ne joh Pratima ke liye kiya, woh acchha thha, par apne dil ko maar ke aapne acchha nahin kiya maasi..Apni khushi ko maarke koi dusre ko khush nahin kar sakta hai maasi..

Maasi: Seema..Agar main kisi mard ke saath sambandh rakhti, toh kya usse Pratima ko khushi milti..Woh kya sochti apni maa ke baare mein..

Seema: Maasi..Aap kisi aire gaire se toh rishta nahin rakhti naa..Kisi aise se rakhti joh aapko pyaar karta..Aur jiske saath aap khush rehti..Aur Pratima ko haq nahin banta hai ke apni maa ko khush dekhke woh uske baare mein kuch galat soche..Maasi chhota moonh aur badi baat maan lijiye..Har insaan ko khush rehne ka haq hai..Sex ke bagair bhi insaan reh sakta hai..Par kyun rahe..Prem shaayad aapko woh dene ki koshish kar raha thha aaj, jispe aapka haq banta hai..Woh aapko khush dekhna chaahta hai..Bas itna hi kahungi..Main disconnect kar rahi hoon..Bye Prem..

Prem: Bye..Maasi main bhi phone kaat raha hoon..Agar humse ya hamaari koi bhi baat se aapko hurt hua hai, toh maaf kar dena..

Maasi chup rahi, Prem ne phone kaat diya.

Papa aur mami ki chudai shuru ho gayi thhi, papa uspe thhe aur maa mama pe baitthi thhi. 

Apu aur Shekhar ne Janak aur mujhe hall mein laaya. Kapde saare utar chuke thhe. Janak sofe pe leti hui thhi aur ek taang uski sofe ke backrest pe chadi hui thhi aur dusri zameen pe, itni phaili hui ke Shekhar use dekh ke paagal ho raha thha. Janak ne apni chut ke honth khol diye aur Shekhar ko muskura ke dekh rahi thhi. Main aur Apu 69 ki position mein saamne ke sofe pe thhe. Main uske upar thhi. 

Janak: Sirf dekhoge..

Shekhar: Aankhein bhar raha hoon..

Janak: Chakho bhi..

Shekhar neeche baittha aur apna moonh uski taangon ke beech le gaya, Janak ne uske baal pakad liye aur apni chut pe daba diya.

Papa ab ghutnon ke bal ho gaye aur mami ke pair apne kandhe pe Chadha diye aur dhakke maar na shuru kar diye.

Mami: Bhaiyya pelo zor se..Phaad do saali ko..

Maa ko mama ne bistar pe chit lita diya aur uske upar chadh gaye, maa ne mama ki kamar pe apne pair baandh diye.

Maa: Le chalo thaane daroga jee, apne lund pe bithaake..

Mama: Aaj raat ko toh aapko lockup mein rakhna hi padega bhabhi..

Maa: Kaun saala chhootna chaahta hai daroga jee..Acchhi khaasi remand pe le lijiye..

Mama: Law ka kaafi knowledge hai bhabhi aapko..

Maa: Ab peloge ya LLB karwaaoge..

Mama ne baatein chhodi aur dhakke dena shuru kar diye.