AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 67

Pratima ghar aa chuki thhi, Kalpana maasi ne use naashta diya, chhota sa flat thha unka, par unka thha. Darwaaze pe khatkhataahat sunaayi di. Pratima ne darwaaza khola.

Pratima: Prem bhaiyya..Aap..Dulha hamaare ghar..Aaiiye naa..

Prem thoda serious thha, Pratima ne aawaaz lagaayi aur Kalpana maasi baahar aayi, Prem ko dekhke woh surprised thhi. 

Maasi: Prem..Aa baitth..Pratima, chai bana prem ke liye..

Pratima andar chali gayi. Prem khada hi thha.

Maasi: Baaitthna..

Prem maasi ke kareeb gaya aur uske pair chhuey aur haath jod liye.

Prem: Mujhe maaf kar dena..Pata nahin main itna sab kaise keh gaya..Maine aapka dil dukhaaya hai..Apna samajh ke maaf kar dena..Aur binti hai ki meri shaadi se pehle hamaare ghar pe aake rahiye, maa papa ko acchha lagega..Jaise aap Veena didi ki shaadi ke liye aaye thhe..

Prem palat ke chalne laga, Maasi uske peecchhe gayi.

Maasi: Prem..Prem..Baat toh sunn..

Prem ruka nahin, darwaaza khol ke chala gaya, maasi use dekhte aur bulaate reh gayi, par woh muda nahin.

Maine chaar baje papa ko phone kiya.

Main: Papa Farmhouse ki chaabi bhabhi ko deke jaana..Main le loongi unse..

Papa: Farmhouse pe jaa rahe ho tum log..Dinner nahin..

Main: Dinner pe jaayenge naa papa..Toh do teen ghante se zyaada nahin milega aapko..Farmhouse pe hum night out kar lenge..Tum chaaron aaraam se enjoy karna..

Papa: Prem ne bata diya..

Main: Apne beech kuch chhupa hai kya papa..Chaabi bhoolna mat..

Papa: Sab mile huey ho..

Main aur papa hansne lage.

Papa: Aur tum chaaron ka kya iraada hai..

Main: Pata nahin papa..Shekhar ko kaha toh use plan acchha laga..Kaha dekhtein hain..Kuch nahin hua toh kum se kum aap chaaron toh enjoy kar lenge..

Papa: Sambhalke bacchha..

Main: Haan papa..Shekhar aur main jaante hain iss baat ko..Prem ko bhi poocchha humne, par uska mood nahin hai..

Papa: Theek hai, tum sab kab nikal rahe ho..

Main: Paanch baje hum unhein pick karne jaayenge..Paanch ke baad aapki line clear..

Papa: Theek hai..Enjoy karo..

Main: Aap bhi..Bye papa..

Papa aur maa pahunche Deepesh mama ke bangle pe, Mama aur mami dono darwaaze pe aaye thhe, papa aur maa andar jaate hi mama ne darwaaza bandh kar diya.

Mama: Bhaiyya..Sach pooccho toh hum do din bhi aur ruk nahin paate..Jaise hi aapne kaha aaj miltein hain aur maine Gayatri ko phone lagaaya, woh toh paagal hi ho gayi..Half day le liya..

Papa ne Gayatri mami ko apni baahon mein le liya aur kiss kiya, dono ki zabaane chalne lagi, maa bhi Deepesh mama ki baahon mein aa gayi.

Maa: Aur daroga jee..Apna danda nahin dikhaaoge..

Mama: Bhabhi danda subah se taiyyaar khada hai aapke liye..

Papa ne mami ki T-shirt utaar di, bra toh pehenne ka sawaal hi nahin thha, mama ne bhi maa ka kurta utaar phenka, maa ne bhi bra nahin pehna thha, maa mama ki shorts utaarne lagi, jald hi chaaron nange ho gaye thhe, Mami papa ke god mein apne pair daanye baanye unki kamar pe phailaaye baitthi thhi aur maa mama ke jaanghon pe, mama ka haath unki chut sehlaa raha thha. Mami bhi papa ka lund sehlaa rahi thhi aur papa uski chuchiyaan daba rahe thhe.

Papa: Deepesh..Jaldi kya hai, bacchhe kal subah aayenge..Raat hai hamaare paas..

Mama: Bhaiyya..kahaan shuru kiya hai kuch bhi..Bas baitthein hain..Drink lenge..

Papa: Bana de..Chaaron ke liye..

Maa Mama ki god se utri aur mama chale gaye bar ki taraf, maa papa aur mami ke paas aa gayi aur mami ki chuchiyon pe haath phiraane lagi.

Maa: Teri bahu bhi jalti hogi inse..Kitni kasi hui hai..

Papa ka haath mami ki gaand ko sehla raha thha, mama chaar drink le aaye.

Mama: Lo bhai..Cheers ho jaaye..

Maa ne drink bhi liya aur mama ka lund bhi mutthi mein bhar liya.

Maa: Daroga jee tan chuke hain..

Mami: Daroga jee dopahar se aise hi hain..

Cheers hua aur mama ne apna glass side pe rakkhe maa ke pair daanye baanye apni god mein Chadha diye, jaise mami baitthi thhi papa pe, dono couples kaafi kareeb thhe.

Shekhar, Apu, Janak aur main farmhouse pahunche, woh dono pehli baar aaye thhe yahaan, dekh ke khush ho gaye. Andar maine unhe bangla dikhaaya, Shekhar drinks set up kar raha thha, humne raaste mein hi le liya thha. Khaana bhi saath pack karwaaya thha. Maine fridge onn karke thanda paani aur soft drinks usmein rakh diye. Drinks banaake hum chaaron sofe pe baitth gaye, maine apna haath Shekhar ki jaangh pe rakkha thha aur apna wazan uspe rakh diya thha. Janak aur Apu bhi kareeb hi baitthe thhe. Janak shalwar kameez mein thhi aur Apu ne track suit pehna thha. 

Shekhar: Bol bhai..Drink sahi hai..

Apu: Acchha hai..Aaj yahaan ka plan kaise banaaya bhai..

Shekhar: Aise hi..Shaadi ki bhaag daud se thakk gaye thhe yaar..Socha ek shaam relax kar lein..

Janak: America kaisa raha bhaiyya..

Main: Bura..Bula liya maine jaldi se..Wahaan kya kya chalta hai..Darr lagta hai..

Apu: Matlab..

Shekhar: Arre bhai teri bhabhi darr gayi thhi main kisi ke chakkar mein nahin padhoon..

Janak: Chakkar ki kya baat hai bhabhi..Wahaan toh aise hi, mera matlab hai casual chalta hai naa..

Apu: Aur nahin toh kya..Bar mein baittho, dus pandrah minute mein dosti ho jaati hai..Phir..Subah tata goodbye..Phir milne ki zaroorat bhi nahin..

Main: Isiliye Apu, maine kaha kaam karo aur aa jaao..

Janak: Bhabhi, aaj kal yahaan bhi sab free ho gaya hai..Apu, inko club ka bataao..

Shekhar: Haan tum koi club ke member ho naa..

Apu: Haan bhaiyya..Par club mein exercise aur khel ke alaawa bhi bahut kuch hota hai..

Main: Kya hota hai..

Apu: Kya bataaun bhaiyya..Koi kisi ke saath aata hai aur dusre ke saath jaata hai..

Shekhar: Tera matlab adla badli se toh nahin hai..

Apu: Wahi toh hai bhaiyya..

Maine Shekhar ke chehre ko dekha, gaadi sahi jaa rahi thhi. 

Shekhar: Yahaan Kanpur mein..Chalta hai yeh sab..

Janak: Arre bahut..Joh chaaho milega..

Main: Tum dono ne kabhi..Mera matlab hai discuss kiya hai iske baare mein..

Bomb giraana zaroori thha. Gira diya.

Janak: Kiya..Hamesha kartein hain..Par couples dekhein hain..Mote mote, bhadde..Dekh ke hi kuch hota hai..

Shekhar: Matlab acchha dikhne waala couple mila toh tum dono..

Apu muskuraaya aur Janak ki taraf dekha, Janak bhi muskuraayi. Mere aur Shekhar ke dil mein laddoo phootne lage.

Apu: Try kiya ek baar..

Shekhar: Kya..Seriously..Janak tum bhi..

Main: Baap re Janak..Tum mein itni himmat hai..

Janak hansne lagi.

Janak: Bhabhi..Zyaada kuch nahin hua..Humne kuch rules pehle hi bata diye thhe..

Shekhar: Rules matlab..

Apu: Keh diya thha ke soft swap hi hoga..

Main: Yeh soft swap matlab..(Dekho yeh sawaal kaun pooch raha thha)..

Apu: Matlab..Samjho na yaar..kuch bhi hard core nahin..Bas upar upar se..

Main: Kyun..Jab himmat ki thhi toh..Aisa kyun..

Janak: Ladki theek thhi..Ladka nahin..

Shekhar: Chalo chhodo..Mera drink ho gaya..Ek aur banaaye Apu..

Apu: bana do bhai..

Main: Janak…Change karein..Kuch comfortable pehen lete hain..

Janak: Chalo..Yeh zara zyaada hi hai..

Main aur Janak upar chale gaye, Shekhar aur Apu ne ek drink aur banaaya.

Deepesh mama ke ghar bhi dusra drink shuru ho gaya thha aur kuch aur bhi. Papa ne mami ko khada kar diya thha aur jhuka diya thha, khud baitthe rahe sofe pe aur mami ki gaand pakad ke unke daraar mein apna moonh phasa diye thhe. Mama bhi baitthe thhe sofe pe, par maa neechhe baitthi thhi unke pairon ke beech, unka chooste huey. 

Mami: bhaiyya..Wahiiiiinnnn…Haan…Nokh se…Please….

Mama: Bhabhi..Aaaaahhaaahahaaa..Daroga jee ki toh nikaaaaaalllllll Padi…

Janak aur main change karke aaye, Apu meri jaanghon ko dekh raha thha aur maine sleeveless t-shirt mein bra bhi nahin pehna thha. Janak bhi meri hi shorts pehen ke aayi thhi joh chhoti aur patli thhi, saari jaanghein dikh rahi thhi. Usne bhi sleeveless t-shirt pehen liya thha. Shekhar aur Apu aaraam kursiyon pe baraamde mein baitthe thhe, thandi kum ho gayi thhi. Main aur Janak ne wine ke do glass bhare aur baahar chale gaye, main Shekhar ki god mein baitth gayi aur Janak ne yahaan wahaan dekha, phir Apu ki god mein baitth gayi. 

Main: Apu, Janak..Bhookh lagi hai kya..

Apu: Nahi nahi bhabhi..Heavy naashta karke nikle thhe..Late hi khaayenge..

Roshni hall ki baahar thodi aa rahi thhi, par aise toh kum hi thhi, Shekhar jaan boojh ke meri taangon ke beech meri ek jaangh pe haath rakh diya thha, Apu aur Janak kareeb hi thhe, Shekhar ko Janak ki jaanghein saaf nazar aa rahi thhi. Apu bhi janak ke peeth aur kandho ko sehla raha thha, Janak ne apne dono pair Apu ke ghutnon pe Chadha diye thhe, dono pairon ke beech, uski chaddi uski chut ko bahut mushkil se cover kar rahi thhi. Mera bhi waisa hi thha, main toh Apu ko dikhaane ki hi koshish kar rahi thhi. 

Shekhar: Apu..Teri club ki membership kitne ki hai..

Apu: Tujhe lena hai kya..

Janak: Kahin aap dono toh hamaari baat ko leke..

Main: Arre nahin..Tum ko lagta hai main Shekhar ko aisa karne dungi..Yeh sab nahin chalega..

Apu: Kya Veena bhabhi..Itna bhi tight mat pakdo bhaiyya ko..

Janak: Arre bhaiyya ne sirf membership fee poocchhi..Tum dono ne toh unko sooli pe Chadha diya..

Shekhar: Janak..Veena ka bas chale toh mujhe ghar se hi nahin jaane de..

Janak: Itna kya khaas hai bhabhi Shekhar bhaiyya mein..Humein bhi bataao..

Maine Shekhar ke gaal pe lambi si kiss kar di, Janak aur Apu mujhe dekh rahe thhe, maine kiss kar ke unki taraf dekha.

Main: Nahin bata sakti..Secret hai..

Janak ne Apu ki taraf dekha, dono muskuraaye. Aur phir hamaari taraf dekha.

Apu: Ek drink aur ho jaaye..