AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 66

Agli subah mujhe aur Shekhar ko mere lehenge ke trial ke liye jaana thha, hum mall pahunche aur car par mein gaadi laga rahe thhe ke itne mein ek gaadi hamaare saamne aake ruk gayi. Yeh gaadi baahar bhi hamaara peecchha hi kar rahi thhi. Chhe saat ladke utre aur hamaari gaadi ki taraf aaye, Shekhar ne gaadi andar se lock kar di, woh ladke meri taraf ka darwaaza kholne ki koshish kar rahe thhe, maine Pulkit bhaiyya ko phone lagaaya toh unka aur Prem ka number busy aaya, maine papa ko phone lagaaya, unhone kaha ke hum gaadi mein hi baitthein rahein, woh kuch karenge, hum andar hi darr ke baitthe rahe, 

Shekhar utar na chaahta thha par maine rok liya, bewakoofi hoti, maamla bigad raha thhe ke itne mein chhe saat security officer ki gaadiyon ne car park gher liya, Deepesh mama utre aur unke saat kum se kum bees constables aur sub inspectors thhe, ladke darr gaye aur hamaari jaan mein jaan aayi, ek ek karke constables ne un ladkon ko pakda, do minute baad papa, Pulkit aur prem bhi wahaan aa gaye, ab shuru hua joh hona chaahiye thha. 

Deepesh mama Kanpur ke security officer commissioner thhe, yeh aaj maaloom pada thha, unke haath mein ek danda thha aur ladko ko constables ne kass ke pakda thha, Deepesh mama ne constables ko kehke ek ghera banaaya taake koi baahar waala dekh nahin sake, waise bhi car park khaali thha. Mama ne ek lathi papa ko, ek Prem ko, ek Pulkit ko aur ek Shekhar ko de di. 

Mama: Todo..Marr bhi gaye toh main sambhaal loonga..

Mama ne ek ladke ke baal pakadke uska sar upar kiya.

Mama: Yeh meri beti hai, aur tu ne Kanpur ke security officer commissioner ki beti ko chheda..Itni himmat..

Mama ne maarna shuru kiya, Shekhar ne Pulkit, Prem aur papa ko roka.

Shekhar: Yeh mera kaam..Yeh meri patni hai..

Shekhar ne uske baad joh maarna shuru kiya, mama bhi dekhte reh gaye, Papa ne zabardasti Shekhar ko roka.

Papa: Marr jaayega woh Shekhar..Bass..Please..Deepesh arrest karega unhein..

Ladka lahu lohaan ho gaya thha, hosh mein nahin thha, constables ne ek ek karke sabko gaadi mein bhara, Shekhar ne lathi chhod di, gaadiyaan nikli wahaan se, mama Shekhar ke paas aaye.

Mama: Mera bhanja hoke mera hi number nahin hai tere paas..Aur bahu..Tumhaare paas bhi nahin..Acchha hua ke bhaiyya ne phone kiya..Kal hi vaada kiya thha bhabhi se, ke band baajaa leke aaunga..So aa gaya..Par mera number toh save karo..

Hum chup rahe, kya karte, chup chaap mall mein trial deke apne kaam mein lag gaye, Prem aur Pulkit bhi chale gaye. Papa aur Deepesh kuch der papa ki gaadi mein baitthe.

Papa: Thanks yaar samay pe aane ke liye..

Mama: Kya bhaiyya..Gaali de rahe ho..Suna na maine kya kaha..Veena bahu bhi hai meri aur beti bhi..Use kuch hone deta kya..Apne beech mein joh bhi hai woh alag hai..Rishta bhi toh hai na..

Papa: Haan yaar, hai..Pakka hai..Aaj shaam ko kya kar rahein hain tum dono..

Mama ke chehre pe muskuraahat aa gayi.

Mama: Main toh khud aap se poocchne waala thha..Chhe baje ke baad dono free hain..Par Apu aur Janak toh rahenge..

Papa: Ek minute ruk..

Papa ne phone nikaala aur Shekhar ko phone lagaaya.

Papa: Shekhar, mera ek kaam karega..

Shekhar: Bolo na babuji..

Papa: Dekh mama ne joh kaam kiya uske liye hum use thanks toh keh nahin sakte..Kyun na tum aur Veena, Apu aur Janak ko dinner pe le jaao..

Shekhar: Acchha idea hai papa..Main abhi set karta hoon..Main speaker pe hoon aur Veena bhi haan hi keh rahi hai..

Papa: Number hai unka..

Shekhar: Dono ka hai..Apu se toh baat chalte rehti hai..

Papa: Uske baap ka number bhi save karo..Woh zyaada zaroori hai..

Shekhar aur Veena ki hansne ki aawaaz aayi, papa ne phone kaata.

Mama: Bhaiyya, security officer mein toh aapko hona chaahiye thha..Waise aap yeh sab thank you bolne ke liye toh nahin kar rahe naa..

Papa: Nahin bhai..Kal raat ka swaad utra nahin hai..

Mama: Theek hai..Hamaare taraf se pakka samjho bhaiyya..Aap aaye kaise..Gaadi hai, ya drop kar doon..

Papa ne mama ko apni gaadi ki chaabi bataayi.

Prem apne joote khareedne dusre mall chala gaya, kuch khaas nahin dikh raha thha, woh wahaan se nikalne laga ke, ek pehchaani si aawaaz sunaayi di.

Kalpana maasi: Hi handsome..

Prem: Maasi..Aap yahaan..

Maasi: Dukaan hai apni yahaan..Aur tu kya kar raha hai yahaan..

Prem: Joote lene aaya thha maasi..

Maasi: Khareed liye ya lena baaki hai..

Prem: Kuch jama hi nahin maasi..

Maasi: Chal..Mujhe ek jagah pata hai jahaan tujhe teri kaam ki cheez milegi..Formals chaahiye naa..

Prem: Haan maasi..

Maasi: Toh do minute ruk jaa..Main dukaan mein bol ke aati hoon..

Prem Maasi ko saadi mein matakta hua dekh raha thha, sleeveless blouse, make up, rang kiye huey khule baal, aaj bhi maasi tees se zyaada nahin lagti thhi. Prem aur maasi gaadi mein baitthe, Maasi ne jagah bata di, thodi door thhi.

Prem: Buran a maano toh ek baat poocchhoon maasi..

Maasi: Agar bura lag gaya toh tu joh main bolun woh karega..

Maasi Prem ka chehra dekhke hansne lagi, maasi aise hi thhi, use dekh ke woh geet yaad aata thha, “Tum itna joh muskura rahi ho, kya gum hai jisko chhupa rahi ho”. 

Maasi: Poocchh na..Agar mujhe kisiko kuch poocchhne ka haq hai toh woh sirf tera pariwaar hai..Poocchh..

Prem: Aapne phir se shaadi kyun nahin ki maasi..

Maasi: Shaadi ka har laddoo meettha nahin hota..Mera toh kadwa nikla..

Prem: Phir bhi..

Maasi: Nahin Prem..Phir se uss duldul mein nahin girna thha..Pratima chhe saal ki thhi, samajhne lagi thhi, sautela baap aur phir sautele bhai behen..Kya zindagi rehti uski..Use main apni jaisi zindagi nahin dena chaahti thhi..

Prem: Maasi tere mein bahut jigar hai..

Maasi: Thha nahin..Karna pada..Bahut bardaasht kiya Prem..Log itna bhi kehte thhe ke mere chakkar honge, isiliye tere mausa ne chhod diya..Kya kya nahin kaha..par sirf tere ghar waalon ne sahaara diya..Tere babuji ne paisa aur himmat dono di..pratima ki padhaai acchhe college mein karwaai..Tu aur Pulkit ne Pratima ko behen bana ke rakkha..Woh sirf tum dono ko hi rakhi baandhti, aur kisi ko apna maanti hi nahin..

Prem: Maasi, tu fikar na kar..Meri shaadi ke baad Pratima ke liye ladka dhoondhenge..Dhoom dhaam se karayenge uski shaadi..

Maasi: Ladka toh usne dhoondh liya prem..Acchha hai..Aur main un dono ke rishte se bahut khush hoon..Ghar aur gharwaale dono acchhein hain..Par maine Pratima se keh diya, usse baahar na mile, milna hai toh ghar mein mile..Apne..Main condom laake dungi..

Prem ne uska chehra dekha, Maasi ne haan mein sar hila diya.

Maasi: Tum sab ke toh bahut ehsaan hain hum maa beti pe..Dabe huey hain hum..

Prem: Arre maasi aap ko kaun daba sakta hai..

Maasi muskuraayi.

Maasi: Haan ab toh dabaane waala bhi toh nahin hai..

Prem uski baat pe muskuraaya, maasi bhale hi kuch bhi keh de, uska dil saaf thha. 

Prem: Maasi..Abhi toh usne bhi ladka pasand kiya, ab toh aap apne liye..

Maasi: Paagal hai kya Prem..Ab kaun dekhega meri taraf..45 ki ho gayi hoon..

Prem: Lagti toh tees ki ho maasi..

Maasi: Flirt kar raha hai tu mere saath..

Prem: Haan..

Maasi hansne lagi.

Maasi: Ek time pe mere jija se flirt karti thhi main..Tere babuji se..Un dino teri maa samay se pehle hi boodhi ho gayi thhi..Taras aata thha tere babuji pe..

Prem: Ab sab normal hai maasi..Papa apni life enjoy kar rahein hain..

Maasi: Sach..Unke liye khushi ho rahi hai..Itne acchhe pati mujhe milte toh..Par chalo apni apni kismat..

Prem: Abhi aapko shaayad pati ki zaroorat nahin hai maasi..Par zaroorat toh hai..

Maasi ek dum se Prem ka chehra dekhne lagi, Prem aage dekh raha thha jaan boojh ke.

Maasi: Tu sach mein flirt kar raha hai na mere se..Teri shaadi hai ek hafte mein..

Prem: Seema mind nahin karti maasi..

Maasi: Prem..Gaadi ruka..

Prem ne bina kuch kahe ya poocchhe gaadi side mein ruka di. Maasi ne uske chehre ko ghoora.

Maasi: Tu ne aise kabhi baat nahin ki hai mere se..Maasi hoon main teri..

Prem: Maasi aap ne bahut pehle hi in sab baaton se chhuttkaara le liya thha..Maasi toh aap hamesha rahengi meri, aur main aapki utni hi izzat karunga..Par..

Maasi: Par kya Prem..Zara saaf saaf bata tu kehna kya chaahta hai..

Prem: Aur aapko gussa nahin aayega..

Maasi: Dekh itni baat ho gayi hai ke samajh mein toh sab aa gaya hai, bas tere moonh se sunna chaahti hoon..

Prem ne gaadi start ki, maasi ne uska haath pakad liya.

Maasi: Bol Prem..Please..

Prem: Rehne do maasi..Jab sab samajh mein aa gaya hai aur aap phir bhi anjaan ban rahi hain toh main kya kahoon..Maine bahut himmat karke apni baat kaha, par Itna badtameez bhi nahin hoon main ke saaf saaf bol doon..Maine apni baat rakh di..Baaki aapki marzi..

Maasi ne darwaaza kholke baahar kadam rakkha aur darwaaza bandh kar diya aur gaadi mein jhuki.

Maasi: Tere pariwaar ke bahut ehsaan hai mujhpe..Aur main aisa kuch nahin karna chaahti jisse un mein kisi ka dil todun..Seema ka bhi nahin..Main chali jaaungi..

Maasi chalne lagi aur apna haath taxi ya rickshaw ko rukaane ke liye wave karne lagi, Prem ruka, taaki use rickshaw mil jaaye, phir woh gaadi start kar ke nikal gaya.