AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 62

Samay, mutthi mein ret jaise phisalta gaya, do mahine beet gaye uss din se. Taiyyaariyaan zoron pe thhi. Pulkit ne apni job se resign kar liya thha, rishtedaaron, doston aur kaarobaari logon ki list dono taraf se ban chuki thhi. Hall dekh liye thhe, khaane ki tasting aur menu ka fix karna chall raha thha. Ghar ki painting bhi ho gayi thhi. Panditji ko bhi set kar liya thha. Kapde silne gaye thhe, sirf bees din baaki thhe. Yahi gadbad mein Arjun chacha aur Radhika chachi aa gaye. Sushila ne chai banaayi, dono serious lag rahe thhe. Papa aur maa unke saath aangan mein baitthe.

Papa: Kya baat hai Arjun..Pareshaan lag raha hai..Aur saamaan kahaan hai tum dono kaa..?

Chacha: Pooccho mat bhaiyya..Naak kaat di hai Puneet ne..Court mein shaadi kar baittha hai bambai mein..

Papa: Kya..? Ladki kaun hai..Usne bataaya nahin tujhe..

Chachi: Bataaya..Aur kyun itni jaldi kar raha hai woh bhi bataaya..

Chacha: Tu chup rahegi zara..Jab dekho bete ki taraf daari karti hai..

Chachi: Kuch galat nahin kiya hai usne..Ladki apni biradari ki hai..Kanpur ki hi hai aur acchhe pariwaar ki..Un dono ko flat ke liye loan ka offer mila thha..Par shaadi shuda hona zaroori thha..Un dono ne court marriage kar di..Aur sabko bata ke kiya..Ab apne ghar mein hain, wahaan…Ek chhota sa reception rakha hai wahaan..

Chacha: Tu chali jaana..Mujhe koi interest nahin hai..

Papa: Dekh..Joh Radhika keh rahi hai, woh sahi hai, toh mujhe bhi kuch galat nahin lag raha..Apne future ko dekhke kaam kiya hai usne..

Chacha: Yahaan humein sab ko jawaab dena padega..Biraadari ko, samaaj ko, ke usne wahaan court marriage kyun ki..Sab poocchenge ladki mein toh koi khot nahin thhi..

Papa: Dekh Arjun..Aur aap sab meri bhaasha ke liye mujhe maaf karna, par kehna zaroori hai..Dekh samaaj aur biraadari apni maiyya chhup chhup ke chudaatein hain, aur ghar ke baahar parampara aur sanskaar ki baatein kartein hain..Jab koi takleef mein hota hai na, toh uski madad karne koi nahin aata, par uski haalat pe hansne khade ho jaatein hain..Unki baat na hi kar toh acchha hai..

Chacha: Aap toh kar rahein hain na dhoom dhaam se apne bete ki shaadi..Agar aap ke saath aisa hota toh..

Maa: Toh hum sweekaar karte..Puneet ne koi galat kaam nahin kiya hai..Didi bhi sahi keh rahi hai..Phere aur reception baad mein rakh lena yahaan..Kum se kum bambai mein ghar toh ban gaya..

Papa: Ladki ke maata pita se mile ho..Kanpur ke hain naa..

Chachi: Mil liye hain..Acchhe hain..Woh bhi aap hi ki tarah sweekaar kar liye hain..Naukri se chhutti leke baad mein aayenge, tab sab sahi sahi karne ki baat kar rahein hain..

Chacha: Pata nahin kya jawaab dunga gaon ke badon ko..

Papa: Khaata hai kyat u unka, joh jawaab dega..Tera beta hai, tu use support kar..Tere gaon ke bade gaye bhaad mein..

Maa: Aur devarjee..Didi aa hi gayi hai toh unhein ab rehne dijiye yahaan..Saamaan do ek din mein bhijwa dijiye..

Arjun chacha ki waise bhi maa kea age chalti nahin thhi, papa ne bhi support kiya.

Papa: Theek keh rahi hai Devika..Agar yahaan se koi teri taraf aa raha hoga, main phone kar dunga..Saamaan usi ke haath mein de dena..Aur rahi baat Puneet ki, toh use kuch mat kehna..Woh aayega na Prem ki shaadi mein..

Chachi: Keh toh raha thha do din ke liye aayega..

Maa: Theek hai..Do din hi sahi..Kuch na kuch karenge uske liye bhi..

Chacha khade ho gaye.

Chacha: Theek hai..Chalta hoon main..Ab meri yahaan kya zaroorat..

Papa khade ho gaye aur unke paas gaye aur unke kandhe pe haath rakh diya.

Papa: Bacchhe hain hamaare, hum se bas hamaara saath chaahtein hain, unki zindagi ke faisle unhe karne de..Pass huey toh hamaara seena chauda hoga, fail huey, toh hum hain peechhe..Unhein girne nahin denge..Yahi maa aur pita ka farz hota hai..Aur koi tujhse poocchne ya jawaab maangne aaya, toh usse do lakh ka udhaar maang lena..Phir dekh woh kitni tezi se daudta hai..

Chacha muskuraaye.

Chacha: Aap mera saath denge naa..

Papa: Main apne saare pariwaar ke peecchhe khada hoon..Ek deewaar ki tarah..Aur koi samaaj ya parampara iss deewaar ko tod nahin sakti..Khush reh..

Chacha papa ke gale lag gaye, papa unhein unki gaadi tak chhodne baahar chale gaye, maa ne chachi ko apne kamre mein le gayi aur apna cupboard khol diya.

Maa: Jab tak tere kapde nahin aate, tujhe joh chaahiye yahaan se le le..Kuch naye chaddi aur bra bhi hai..Hum dono ka maap bhi ek hai..Naya towel, toothbrush aur kangiyaan bhi hain..Apna samajh..

Chachi: Didi..Yahi ghar ko main apna sasural maanti hoon..Sach pooccho toh aaj apna saamaan saath leke aane ka bada dil thha..Par socha, ek mahina pehle aap pe kyun bojh banoon..

Maa: Tere jeth ji toh bade khush huey tere aane se..Ek dum se saamaan mangwaane ki baat kar di..Dekha na tu ne..

Chachi muskuraayi, maa ne towel nikaal liya.

Maa: Jaa naha le, main khaana parosti hoon..Ab tere aane se yeh shaadi ka ghar lagne laga hai.

Dopahar ke khaane ke baad, papa mere sasur ke saath hall ke decorator se milne chale gaye. Unhonein aake mere sasur ko pick kiya aur nikal gaye. Prem, Pulkit aur bhabhi subah se kapdon ki khareedaari mein lage pade thhe, Shekhar bhi unke saath hi thha, main aur meri saas rasoi mein lage pade thhe, Deepesh mama aur Gayatri maami raat ke khaane pe aane waale thhe. Maa aur Radhika chachi maa ke kamre mein kuch baatein aur aaraam karne chale gaye. Chachi nahaake maa ki maxi pehen li thhi.

Maa: Ab bol Radhika..Kaise chal raha hai..

Chachi: Theek hi hai didi..Kisi cheez ki kami nahin hai..Acchhe se rakkhka hai aapke devar ne..

Maa: Kisi cheez ki kami nahin hai..Pakka..?

Chachi maa ka matlab samajh gayi, chup rahi, maa uske chehre ko dekhte rahi, phir chachi ne apna chehra utthaake maa ko dekha.

Chachi: Kya jethji aur aap..Ab bhi..

Maa: Ab bhi matlab..Boodhi lagti hoon kya..

Chachi: Mera woh matlab nahin thha didi..

Maa: Main jaanti hoon tu kya keh rahi hai..Main bhi beech mein aisi hi baatein karti thhi..Par tere jethji ne sambhaal liya..Hum ab bhi waise hi hain jaise shaadi ke samay thhe..

Chachi: Dono bhai hain..Par dono mein kitna farak hai..Hai na didi..

Maa: Haan..Kya Arjun aur tu bilkul hi..

Chachi: Kabhi kabaar..Jab peeke unka mood hota hai toh..Nahi toh mahine kuch bhi nahin..

Maa: Aur tu chaahti hai..

Chachi: Chaahta kaun nahin hai didi..Kaun samay se pehle boodha hona chaahta hai..

Maa: Tera pati toh paida hote hi boodha ho gaya thha..

Dono hans pade, maa ne chachi ke gaal pe haath rakh diya.

Maa: Paagal hai Arjun..Tu sach mein aaj bhi sheher ko paagal kar de..

Chachi muskuraayi, sharam se. Phir maa ke chehre pe dekhi.

Chachi: Aapse ek baat ki maafi maangni thhi..

Maa: Kis baat ke liye..Mujhe toh yaad bhi nahin..

Chachi: Hai didi..Picchhli holi mein maine galti se bhang pee li thhi..Yaad hai na aapko..

Maa ne muskuraake haan mein sar hilaaya.

Chachi: Aur phir jethji ne jab rang lagaaya mere chehre pe, toh maine bhi..Main hosh mein nahin thhi didi..

Maa: Toh ab hosh mein laga lena..

Chachi: Kya..Aapko bura nahin laga thha..

Maa: Tere jethji ne bhi toh tujhe peeche se pakda hua thha..Unke liye main maafi maang loon..

Chachi: Arre nahin didi..Aap kyun..Holi mein toh chalta hai naa..

Maa: Jab chalta hai toh tu kyun maafi maang rahi hai..Tujhe bhi toh acchha laga thha..

Chachi: Main toh hosh mein hi..

Maa: Shaam ko toh hosh mein thhi..Jab Pulkit ne tujhe peecche se pakda thha..

Chachi hakka bakka hoke reh gayi. Meri maa ki nazron se bachna bahut mushkil thha. Pulkit ne bhi chachi ko khoob rang lagaaya thha, daba daba ke, aur chachi ne bhi khoob maze leke rang lagwaaya thha. Prem ne bhi haath saaf kiya thha.

Maa: Dekh..Ab tu apne ghar mein hai..Aur tera pati Arjun yahaan nahin hai..Agar kuch khaane ka dil kare toh khaa lena..

Chachi maa ka moonh ghoorte reh gayi, maa ne phir uske gaal pe haath rakh diya.

Maa: Mere yaa kisi aur ke darr se, apne aap ko rok mat lena..Samajh rahi hai na mera matlab..

Chachi ne dheere dheere haan mein sar hila diya.

Maa: Chal ab aaraam kar le..Shaam ko bahut kaam rahega..Iss ghar mein bhi kisi cheez ki kami nahin hai..Pet bhara hua rakh..