AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 60

Subah hui shaam hui, zindagi yunhi tamaam hui. Shaam ko aath baje Papa, maa, Pulkit, bhabhi, Prem aur Sushila ghar pahunche. Main Shekhar, babuji, Maa aur Seema apne ghar pahunche. Pulkit ne ek restaurant se khaana pack karwa liya thha aur woh sab ghar pahunchke fresh hoke khaana khaane baitthe. Papa ne sab se kaha woh unse baat karna chaahte thhe. Aur baat urgent bhi thhi aur zaroori bhi. Khaane ke baad sab aangan mein aaye aur thandi ke wajah se razaaiyaan odhni padi. Maa aur papa ek razaai mein, Pulkit aur bhabhi ek mein, aur Prem aur Sushila ek mein baitthe. Papa kaafi serious thhe.

Papa: Prem ki shaadi ko sirf teen mahine hain..Maine aaj farmhouse se nikalne se pehle yeh baat Arun se ki..Kyunki karna zaroori thha..Arun ka aur hamaara pariwaar sab se kareeb hai..Hum gyaarah log ek dusre ko chaahtein hain, aur samajhtein hain..Yeh do din mein maine dekh liya ke kisi ko kisi se koi problem nahin hai..Par ab Prem ki shaadi mein bahut log aayenge..Kuch pariwaar waale shaadi se pehle hi aake rukenge, kuch iss ghar pe, aur kuch ka intezaam hum karenge..Kehne ka matlab yeh hai ke..mela rahega..Aur iss mele mein humein sayyam rakhna hai..Hum joh aapas mein kartein hain, woh humein aapas mein hi rakhna hai..Kyun..Kyun ki hum ek dusre pe bharosa rakhte hain, izzat karte hai ek dusre ki aur pyaar bhi..

Sushila Prem ki jaangh pe tek ke baitthi thhi, bhabhi ko Pulkit ne apni baahon mein rakkha aur maa bhi papa ki jaangh bhi haath tek ke baitthi thhi. Pata nahin papa kya kehna chaahte thhe. Par baat pate ki lag rahi thhi.

Papa: Humein bahut saare mauke milenge, dusre pariwaar waalon se ghulne milne ke..Ladkiyaan aayengi, jawaan ladke aayenge, garmi rahegi, aur humein lalchaayegi unke saath kuch karne ko..Agar humne kuch kiya, aur hamaare do gharon ki nazdeekiyaan bata di, toh hum sab ko takleef ho sakti hai..Kyunki humein nahin pata kaun kaisa niklega..Koi Prem ke saath soyega toh Pulkit se nafrat karega, koi Priya ko chodega par apni patni Pulkit se nahin chudwaayega..Koi baahar jaake bol dega..Koi blackmail karne khada ho jaayega..Faayda nikaalne ki koshish karega..

Sab chup thhe, Prem ne Sushila ko samet liya thha, uska haath bhi uski gaand pe thha, par kuch kar raha nahin thha. Maa magar papa ka lund tatol rahi thhi, papa bhi serious baat bolte bolte uski gaand pe haath phira rahe thhe.

Pulkit: Papa..Agar kuch ho gaya toh..Aap toh maasi aur unki ladki Pratima ko jaante ho naa..Woh kaisa karti hai..

Maa: Ae..Apni maasi ka mat nikaal..Teri Radhika chachi kum hai kya..Ghoorte rehti hai inko..Dono ko akele chhodne darr lagta hai..

Bhabhi: Arre woh bhi toh hai..Puneet..Radhika chachi ka ladka..Woh toh Veena ke taak mein hi rehta thha..

Papa: Isiliye main keh raha hoon..Mauke bahut aayenge..Par humein bachna hain..Shaadi ke baad phir chalenge farmhouse ikatthha..Aur iss baar ek hafte ke liye..

Maa: Par socho..Aisa kabhi ho gaya toh..Hum mein se kisi ne kuch kar liya toh..

Papa: Toh bas wahi ek baar hoga..Hum hamaare beech joh hota hai, woh use nahin bataayenge..Kiske dil mein kya hai, kya pata Devika..Kyun risk lena..Hamaara acchha khaasa bana banaaya khel kharaab ho jaayega..

Pulkit: Aap ki baat bikul sahi hai Papa..Par aise log hain hamaari family mein joh hamaare group ko join kar saktein hain..Aap ko khud pata hai woh bharose ke laayak bhi hain..

Papa: Pata hai Pulkit..Par..

Maa: Naam bata..Kaun hai aisa..

Pulkit: Kalpana Maasi aur Pratima..Woh dono toh pakka hain bharose ke..

Maa: Chal shukar hai meri behen ko tu ne apna toh samjha..

Prem: Maa unke saath bahut bura hua hai..Mausa ne divorce diya jab Pratima paanch saal ki thhi..Maasi ne akele use bada kiya hai..Mehnat ki, business kiya, ghar liya..Aaj maa beti thhaat mein rehtein hain..Free hain aur samaaj ki gaand pe laat maartein hain..

Maa: Aur kaun hai..

Pulkit: Radhika chachi..

Maa: Aur tere Arjun chacha..

Prem: Nahin woh nahin maa..Unka koi bharosa nahin..Aadmi acchhe hain par do peg ke baad unke moonh pe koi control nahin rehta..Aur unke gusse pe bhi..Aisa aadmi hamaare group mein nahin chalega..Hum sab kitne free hain ek dusre ke saath..Unko mat gino..

Papa: Agar tujhe chaahiye Arjun toh ek aad baar kara le usse..Par bas utna hi..

Maa: Arre tum sab ho, uski kya zaroorat hai mujhe..Par ab tak toh teen auratein hi list mein hain..

Pulkit: Aur Puneet bhi nahin..Woh apne aap ko upar se bheja hua samajhta hai saala..Agar Priya ke nazdeek aaya toh iss baar bahut maar khaayega..

Bhabhi: Arre mere pe chhod do..Bharosa hai na mere pe..

Pulkit: Priyaaaa…Tumhaari baat nahin hai, woh kisi aur ke saamne badtameezi kar sakta hai..

Bhabhi: Tension mat lo..Agar aisa kiya, toh main hi aisa maarungi ke zindagi bhar uska khada nahin hoga..Gaand marwaata reh jaayega ladko se..

Sab ki hansi chhoot gayi.

Maa: Chalo..Acchha hua aapne baat rakh di sab ke saamne..Humein hi sambhaalna hai..List banaatein hain, taiyyaariyaan kartein hain, dhoom dhaam se manaayenge aur enjoy bhi karenge..

Papa: Tumhein..Ya tum sab ko Devisha ki bhai ki family kaise lagti hai..

Maa: Deepesh bhaiyya aur Gayatri..

Papa: Haan..Mujhe toh dono Arun aur Devisha jaise hi lagtein hain..Aur unka beta toh Prem ka dost bhi hai..

Prem: Uski shaadi ho chuki hai naa papa..Hum gaye toh thhe..

Pulkit: Bahu bhi ab family business sambhaalti hai na papa..Un dono ka naam yaad nahi aa raha..

Papa: Apurva aur Janak..

Prem: Janak..Woh toh..

Prem ko dekhke sab ne muskuraaya.

Bhabhi: Ae bhai..Seema ka soch..Shaadi se pehle yeh haal hai toh shaadi ke baad kya hoga..

Sab hans diye. Papa utthke khade ho gaye, saaf saaf pyjame mein unka tambu nazar aa raha thha. Unhonein apna haath maa ki taraf badhaaya. Maa ne pakda aur khadi ho gayi.

Papa: Chalo aaj ke liye itna hi kaafi hai..Aaraam karo sab..

Prem: Aap toh aaraam karne se rahe ab aisi haalat mein..

Sab phir ek baar hans diye.

Papa: Chudai se badhkar koi aaraam hai kya..

[b]Pulkit aur bhabhi bhi utthe, Prem aur Sushila bhi. Sab jodiyaan apne apne kamre mein chali gayi, hamaare ghar pe bhi babuji ne yehi lecture diya thha, Kuch naam wahaan bhi aage aaye thhe. Dekha jaayega, agli baar farmhouse pe kitni gaadiyaan lagengi.[/b]