AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 53

Subah Shekhar, maa, babuji, Seema aur main gaadi se nikle taiyyaar hoke aur pehle mere ghar gaye, wahaan Prem, Pulkit bhaiyya aur bhabhi hamaara wait kar rahe thhe, woh teeno apni gaadi mein aage rahe aur hum unhein follow kar rahe thhe. Gyaarah baje farmhouse pahunche. Maa aur babuji mitthhaai liye darwaaze pe khade thhe. Maa neeli banarasi saadi mein aur papa safed kurta pyjame mein khud dulha dulhan lag rahe thhe. 

Seema ne cream colour ka lehenga choli pehna thha, aur priya bhabhi laal saadi mein chamak rahi thhi. Uska blouse peechhe string waala thha aur low neck. Shekhar ne kaala jodhpuri aur Prem ne bhi jodhpuri hi silaaya thha par cream colour ka. Meri saas Devisha ne peeli rang ki banarasi pehni thhi aur babuji ne churidaar pe kurta pehna thha. 

Pulkit bhaiyya black trouser pe bandh gale wala coat pehne thhe. Sab chamak rahe thhe. Maa aur papa ne sab ka mitthaai se swagat kiya. Sushila, hamaari maid aur uske pati ko bula liya thha juice wagairaah ki service karne aur khaana hamaare pehchaan ke caterer se ban raha thha aangan mein. Bas hamaari dono families hi thhi. Paanch auratein aur paanch mard.

Hall mein sabhi ka tohfon se maa ne swagat kiya aur hum sab baatein karne baitth gaye. Angutthiyaan badalni thhi, yaane sagaai aur date fix karna thha. Seema aur Prem ko ek dusre ke saath bittaaya thha special kursiyon pe, Pulkit aur Shekhar cameramen thhe, ek ke haath mein still camera, toh dusra video shooting kar raha thha. Shekhar ki nazar baar baar bhabhi pe hi padh rahi thhi, aur meri mere sasur aur mere papa pe. 

Angutthiyaan badal di gayi, aur date pe baatein hone lagi. Sab ne apna apna schedule bataaya, exams, dusri shaadiyaan, tyohaar, aur joh kuch dimaag mein aa raha thha, sab pe vichaar hua aur aakhir ek taareekh sab ko pasand aayi. Woh thhi teen mahine baad. Aapas mein badhaaiyaan hui, ek dusre ke gale mile, khaana laga aur yeh sab hote hote saadhe chaar baj gaye. Khaana top ka thha. Sab ne jam kar khaaya. Sab susta rahe thhe par shaam ke paanch baje kaun sota hai. Sab aangan mein aa gaye. Kursiyaan lagaai gayi. 

Thandi beer aa gayi, kuch soft drinks aur namkeen bhi rakkhe gaye. Baatein, hansi mazaak, haldi mehendi aur sangeet ke program ki baatein, first night kahaan rakkhi jaaye uski baatein aur khoob saara mazaak chal raha thha. Saat baj gaye, andhera, thandi aur macchharon ne humein andar aane pe majboor kar diya. Seema aur Prem chale gaye change karne, aur ek ek karke sab change karke aa gaye. 

Hard drinks aa gaye hall mein. Rum se lekar whisky, beer se leke wine, sab thha table pe. Aaj in mardon ne full taiyyaari ki thhi. Maine Seema aur bhabhi ko ishaara kiya, Seema andar gayi aur ek tray mein paanch laal gulaab le aayi aur centre table pe rakh diya. Bhabhi ne paanch naam likhe aur ek bartan mein fold karke rakh diye. Ab Seema aur main centre mein aaye sabke.

Main: Ek game ho jaaye..

Pulkit: Bhaagam bhaag mat karaana, baaki sab manzoor hai..

Shekhar: Aur zara mature game khilaana..Bacchhon waala nahin..

Seema: Acchha bhaiyya..Mature waala khelenge..Chalo, aaj aapki maturity bhi check kartein hain..

Papa: Yaar ek aad drink utarne ke baad game ka maza aata hai..Gala sookh raha hai..

Sasur: Deepak..Hum dono side mein ho jaatein hain, inko khelne do..Zara gala geela kartein hain..

Seema: Papa..Joh geela karna hai baad mein karna..Game sabko khelna hai..

Prem: Acchha bataao toh game kya hai..

Main: Suno..Game ke kuch rules hain, phir main bataaungi game kya hai..

Pulkit: Yeh sab ki taiyyaari kab ki..

Seema: Pulkit bhaiyya..Aam khaao na..

Pulkit: Acchha baba..Bataao..

Main: Rules yeh hai ke game ko game ki spirit mein khelna hoga, kisi ko koi cheez buri nahin lagna chaahiye..Hum aisa koi kaam nahin karaayenge jisse kisiko pareshaani ho..Game mein koi “Aap” ka prayog nahin karega, jisse bhi baat karega ya karegi, toh “Tu” ya “Tum”, hi ka prayog karega..Koi formalities nahin hogi..Sab ek dusre ko apne pehle naam se hi pukaarenge, “Maa” “Bhabhi” “Aunty” “Didi” yeh sab allowed nahin hai…Yeh game masti aur manoranjan ke liye hai aur yahi sochke dil aur dimaag lagaake khelo..Kisi ko kuch poochhna hai..

Pulkit: Nahi..Ab game samjhaao..

Seema: Iss bartan mein hum paanchon ke naam hain..Veena bhabhi, Priya bhabhi, meri mom, meri saasuma aur mera..Hum baari baari iss mein se ek chit lenge, jiska naam nikla, woh yahaan pade ek gulaab ko utthaayega aur jise woh chaahe use dega, aap paanchon mein kisi ek ko..Jise woh gulaab diya jaayega, woh uska pati nahin hona chaahiye..Yeh shart hai..Aur gulaab dene ke time pe, “I love you” bolna zaroori hai..Game ka dusra round, pehla round khatam hone ke baad samjhaaya jaayega..Theek hai..Shuru karein..

Sab ne haan kar di, main meri saas ko dekh rahi thhi, agar kisi ko kisi baat se problem hoti, toh wahi ek thhi jise hoti, par ab tak toh usne koi problem khada nahin kiya thha, Seema ne ek chit nikaala aur naam padha.

Seema: Devisha..Chaliye maa..Gulaab utthaaiyye, aur jise aap chaahti hain dijiye..

Pulkit: Arre tum ne kaha koi aap nahin kahega..

Main: Pulkit bhaiyya abhi game shuru nahin hua hai..Ab shuru hoga..Maa..Lijiye..

Meri saas ne ek gulaab utthaaya aur saamne baitthe paanchon mardon ko dekh rahi thhi, babuji ko woh de nahin sakti thhi, bache chaar. Woh badhi aur Pulkit bhaiyya ke saamne khadi ho gayi, bhabhi mera moonh dekhke muskuraayi, Pulkit bhaiyya khade ho gaye, maa ne gulaab unki taraf badhaaya.

Maa: I love you..Pulkit..

Maa sharma gayi aur Pulkit bhaiyya ne woh gulaab le liya. Aur baitth gaye, thoda shor sharaaba, taaliyaan baji aur Seema ne dusra naam nikaala, bhabhi ka thha, bhabhi ne gulaab utthaaya aur Shekhar ke saamne gayi. Shekhar khada hua.

Bhabhi: I love you Shekhar..

Shekhar: Thank you bhabhi..Sorry..Priya..I love you too..

Main: Arre bhabhi aapko toh bonus mil gaya..Shekhar aapko thodi na kuch bolna thha..

Seema: Chor pakda gaya na bhabhi..

Priya bhabhi hamaare paas aa gayi, Seema ne teesra chit nikaala, usi ka naam nikla, usne ek gulaab utthaaya aur mere papa ke saamne aayi.

Seema: I love you Deepak..

Papa chup chaap gulaab le liye aur baithh gaye, Seema ne aake chautha naam nikaala, meri mom ka thha. Hum sab sochne lage ab mom kisko degi, bache sirf Prem aur mere sasur thhe. Mom Prem ke saamne gayi aur use de diya.

Maa: I love you Prem..

Prem: I love you too maa..

Iska matlab thha main aur mere sasur, lag gaya jackpot aur Shekhar ki fantasy bhi poori ho jaati. Pulkit ne aawaaz lagaayi.

Pulkit: Chalo, ab kya karna hai.

Seema: Ab jise gulaab mila hai, woh gulaab dene waale ko propose karega..apne ghutnon pe..Ab baat yeh hai ke proposal acchha hona chaahiye, kyunki iske liye prize hai..Ek wine ki bottle..Toh aap sab apna dil aur dimaag laga ke, pyaar se, propose karenge, gulaab dene waali ko..Aur sabse pehle aap hi aayenge Pulkit bhaiyya, aapko maa ko propose karna hai..Chaliye, ghutne pe, maa aap iss kursi pe.

Maa aur Pulkit ne position le liya, peechhe se koi chidha raha thha ya cheer ka raha thha, par sab masti mein thhe. Ek beer ka round sab ne pee liya thha, aur meri saas wine pee rahi thhi. Usne aaj mujhe surprise kiya thha. Khul gayi thhi. Pulkit baitth gaya aur maa ka haath apni hatheli mein le liya. Sab chup ho gaye. Maa ki nazre Pulkit pe thhi.

Pulkit: Tum baatein kum hi karti ho, par gehri...Tumhaari nazrein sabko dekhti hain, par theherti sab pe nahin..Aam logon mein utthti baitthti ho, par tum aam nahin..Tum khaas ho..Dil ke aas paas ho..Kya iss dil mein basogi, hamesha ke liye..Mujhse shaadi karogi..

Sab chup thhe, bhabhi kit oh aakhein phati reh gayi, Pulkit bhaiyya ne toh sixer maar diya thha, maa ne gulaab uske haath se liya aur uski nazron mein dekha.

Maa: Jab kaho..

Sab ne ekdum se taaliyaan bajaana shuru kar di, yeh game toh hit ho gaya thha, maa utthi aur Seema zabardasti jaa ke kursi pe baitth gayi, mere papa peechhe rehne waalon mein se nahin thhe, woh turant ghutne pe baitth gaye gulaab leke.

Prem: Papa..Aamir Kha ka tapori style..Please..

Papa ne collar upar kiya T-shirt ka aur attitude aur Aamir Khan mein ghus gaye.

Papa: Dekh..Apun tereko seedhe seddhe samjha rela hai..Teri shaadi apun se hich hogi..Yeh lallu kallu mallu ko bhool ja..Aati kya Khandala..

Seema: Chal..Gaadi nikaal..

Seema ne gulaab le liya, taaliyaan aur seetiyaan bajne lagi. Ab bhabhi jaake baitth gayi, Shekhar uttha aur ghutne pe baitthke gulaab haath mein le liya.

Pulkit: Bhai..Sexy waala..

Meri saas aur maa ki nazrein mili, dono muskura diye. Chalo, sab theek chal raha thha.

Shekhar: Woh din bhulaaye nahin bhoolta..Meri aankhein kharaab kar di thhi tumne..Mujhe heart attack diya thha, aur mera dimaag kharaab kar diya thha..Woh bheegi hui saadi, woh holi ka din..Bhoolaaye nahin bhoolta..Kya zindagi bhar khelogi holi mere saath..I love you Priya..

Bhabhi: Rang do..I love you too..

Bhabhi ne apne honth Shekhar ke kaan ke paas le gayi, aur sirf woh sune, aisa phusphusaayi.

Bhabhi: Aaj raat hi khelungi..Tumhaari picchkaari se..Kheloge naa..

Shekhar muskuraaya aur haan mein sar hila diya. Bhabhi ne gulaab le liya, seetiyaan bajni shuru ho gayi, bhabhi ne Pulkit ko aankh maar di, meri saas toh paani paani ho gayi, ab main jaake baitth gayi, pata nahin mere sasur romantic hai ya nahin. Babuji utthe aur ghutne pe baitth gaye, mere haath ko apne haath mein liya, pehle ke teen mardon ne aisa nahin kiya thha, shuruaat acchhi thhi. Woh meri aankhon mein dekhe.

Sasur: Tu ne woh samjhaaya, joh koi gyaani nahin samjha paata..Tu ne bas itna kaha, ke har insaan apne naam se pehchaana jaata hai..Rishte se nahin..Rishtein toh hain, par rishta insaan ki pehchaan nahin hoti..Main kisi ka pita, ya pati nahin, main kisi ka sasur ya bhai nahin, Sirf Arun hoon..Aur yehi meri pehchaan hai..Aur jab tak mere baazuon mein taakat hai, mujhse meri pehchaan, mera naam koi nahin chheen sakta..

Meri aankhon mein jaise aansoon aa gaye, maine bhi apne honth babuji ke kaan ke paas le gayi aur phusphusaayi.

Main: Aaj toh Arun se hi chudwaaungi..Chodoge naa..

Babuji ne haan mein sar hila diya. Ab bache thhe maa aur Prem. Prem uttha, maa kursi pe baitth gayi, Prem ne ma aka haath apne haath mein le liya.

Prem: Kisi ko holi khelna hai, toh kisiko Khandala jaana hai, mujhe toh first manaani hai..Tere saath..Manaai aaj raat ko..

Maa: Abhi chal..

Maa ne gulaab le liya, meri saas ka moonh khula reh gaya, yeh uske liye bhi too much thha, sab apni apni jagah baitth gaye, Sushila aur uske pati ne drinks banaayi aur serve kar di. Meri saas utthke thehelte huey baraamde mein gayi, main surprise hui, kyunki Pulkit uske peecchhe chala gaya apna drink leke. Sirf meri saas ko sambhaalna reh gaya thha, baaki sabki raat set thhi, bhabhi kisi bahaane se upar chali gayi mujhe dekhte huey, maine Shekhar ko uske peeche jaane ka ishaara kiya, Seema ne papa ko ishaara karke bagal ke kamre mein leke chali gayi, main apne sasur ke god mein chadh gayi, maa prem ki baahon mein. Bas ab Pulkit ke haath mein sab thha. Bhabhi upar ke kamre mein ghuske Shekhar ka intezaar kar rahi thhi, Shekhar jaise andar aaya, usne darwaaza bandh karke bhabhi ko apni baahon mein le liya, dono paagalon ki tarah kiss karne lage. Shekhar uski saadi utthaane laga.

Bhabhi: Abhi nahin Shekhar..Raat ko..Sirf hum dono..Akele aur nange..Mujhe poora maza lena hai..

Shekhar: Apni chut toh dikha do bhabhi..

Bhabhi: Sab dikhaaungi aur karwaaungi bhi..Bas abhi upar upar se masal lo..Kitne kadak ho gaye ho..

Seema aur papa bagal waale kamre ke bistar pe baitthe thhe, Seema unki god mein aur papa ka haath uski chuchi pe.

Papa: Bahu..

Seema: Papa..

Dono kiss karne lage, ab samay thha toh sirf garam hone ka, meri saas abhi bhi line pe nahin aayi thhi. Main mere sasur ke god mein unse chuchiyaan miswa rahi thhi aur maa aur Prem ko kiss karte dekh rahi thhi, maine maa ko aawaaz lagaayi.

Main: Maa..Yahaan aa na..

Main babuji ki god se utthi aur maa ko unke saamne kar di.

Main: Pehle samdhi jee se toh mil le..

Sasur: Aa Devika..Baitth..

Maa Babuji ke god mein baitth gayi, main Prem ko side mein leke garam hone lagi, Babuji ne maa ko choom liya, maa unke honthon se alag hoke muskuraayi.

Maa: Bahut dino se taak mein ho tum Arun..Hospital mein bhi taad hi rahe thhe..

Sasur: Teri beti ne jawaan bana diya, ab lutaana toh padega naa..Aaj milan karwa de..

Maa: Kiska..

Sasur: Teri bur aur mere lund ka..

Maa: Abhi kar do..

Sasur: Devisha ne dekh liya to sab ka maza kirkira ho jaayega..

Maa: Deepak aur Seema bagal ke kamre mein hain wahin chalo..Pulkit ko pata hai yahaan kya kya chal raha hoga..Woh Devisha ko yahaan nahin aane dega..

Sasur: Jaane de..Mujhe aadhe mein rukne mein maza nahin aayega..Tujhe toh samay leke chodne mein maza aayega..Raat ko tu aur main akele..

Maa: Thoda meeso toh sahi..

Baahar bike nikalne ki aawaaz aayi, maine khidki se jhaanka toh dekha meri saas Pulkit ke saath bike pe baitthke wine bottle haath mein liye kahin jaa rahi hai. Maine turant Pulkit ko message kiya ke woh aaraam se laute. Pulkit ne reply kiya ke woh jaldi aayega hi nahin. Main muskura ke maa aur babuji ke paas chali gayi aur apne kapde utaarna shuru kar diye, acchha aapko bataana bhool gayi, Sushila aur uske pati ko unke quarter mein maine bhej diya thha sharaab aur khaana deke, yeh kehke ke humein woh disturb nahin kare. Shekhar aur bhabhi neeche aaye, mujhe nanga dekha, main sabko dekhke muskuraayi aur Shekhar ke kandhe pe apna haath rakh di.

Main: Pulkit bhaiyya aur maa baahar gayein hain, aane se pehle Pulkit bhaiyya message karenge mujhe..Tension nahin hai..Chod lo bhabhi ko yahin..Maa aur babuji ka bhi sangam dekhlo..Aur Prem aur meri chudai bhi..

Bhabhi ne kapde utaarna shuru kar diya aur Shekhar ne bhi, maa aur babuji toh apni duniya mein thhe, maa ki chaddi baaki thhi toh babuji ki underwear, dono utar gayi, dono nange sofe pe let gaye, bhabhi aur Shekhar bhi ek taraf hog aye, maine papa ke darwaaze pe khatkhataaya, papa darwaaza khole aur baahar dekha.

Papa: Seema..Aaja..

Seema aur papa bhi utthke baahar aa gaye, Prem mere liye ruka thha, papa ne Seema ko dusre sofe pe le liye, ab sab apne kaam mein lag gaye.

Babuji maa ki chut sehla rahe thhe aur maa unke lund ko hatheli mein naap rahi thhi.

Maa: Itna bada lund kahaan chhupa rakkha thha Arun..

Sasur: Aaj teri bur mein chhupaaunga Devika..

Papa aur Seema nange hoke babuji aur maa ke paas aa gaye, babuji ne papa ki taraf dekha.

Sasur: Yaar Deepak, tu toh saala bhaagya shaali nikla, teri patni toh kamaal ki hai..

Papa: Kamaal ko sambhaal aaj..Main jab tak apni bahu ko sambhaalta hoon..

Sasur: Sambhaal bhai..Ab toh teri hi ghar ki hai..Tum sab ko hi sambhaalna..

Bhabhi pet ke bal leti thhi, Shekhar uski gaand ke upar, apna lund ghas raha thha aur neeche haath karke uski chuchiyaan mees raha thha, uske honth bhabhi ke kaan ke paas thhe.

Bhabhi: Holi khelne ka bada shauk hai naa..Dekhtein hain aaj kaun kisko bhigaata hai..

Shekhar: Chaahe main bhigaaun ya tum Priya..Rang to dono jaayenge..

Bhabhi: Palatne de mujhe..Meri chut dekhni thhi naa..Dekh..

Babuji ne maa ki chut mein ek ungli ghusa di thhi, maa babuji ka lund kass ke pakdi thhi, dono zabaan ladaate ladaate bhabhi aur Shekhar ko dekh rahe thhe.

Sasur: Teri bahu toh garma gayi hi mere bete ke lund ke liye..

Maa: Uski saas bhi toh garmaayi hai tere liye..

Sasur: Ab tera beta meri patni ko pel de, toh raat bhar sab yahin chudaai karenge adal badal ke..

Maa: Kar dega woh..Aur ab uski chhodo, apnalund daal do meri chut mein, paniya gayi hai..

Sasur: Chatwaaogi nahin..

Maa: Chatwaane aur chuswaane ke liye raat padi hai..Kahaan bhaagi jaa rahi hoon main..Sek do thoda..

Babuji utthe aur maa ke taangon ke beech aa gaye. Seema aur papa maa aur babuji ko dekh rahe thhe, dono ab bhi sirf smooching hi kar rahe thhe, Seema ne apni gaand papa ke lund pe ghasi.

Seema: Papa..Ab..

Papa: Ab..

Papa ne Seema ko chit lita diya aur woh uski taangon ke beech mein let gaye, sab ko iss samay chudaai ki jaldi thhi, ek baar sab ko jhadna thha, asli khel toh raat ko khelna thha, Shekhar bhabhi ko chod raha thha, babuji maa ko, Prem mujhe peeche se le raha thha toh papa Seema ke upar thhe, Pulkit aur meri saas kahaan thhe pata nahin.