Punjaban di khoobsoorti [ ਪੰਜਾਬਣ ਦੀ ਖੂਬਸੂਰਤੀ ]

[Horny guy]

UPDATE 3 

PHICHLI RAAT 

rajesh eh hi soch soch ke pagal ho rhea si ki jis utte oh dulleya hai oh kine bhaare shareer di malkin hai us te swaari karran da kina nazara aayega , oh kiven us naal gandiyan gallan karega kive usde naram vhittada te pehli vaar hath pherega , usde pahad warge mummeyan nu dabayega , eh saare khyaal usnu pareshan kar rahe si bass usnu hor chup hoke nhi si baithya jaanda , usda tan dil kar rhea si ki ajj hi oh usde ghare chale jaaye te usnu apni gharwali bnale ..... par naal usnu is gal di vi cginta si ki kiteh jo mai koshish karna chaanda hai eh puthi na pe jaaye mere te hi , vich vich rajesh dar vi jaya karda si ... saari raat usde supneyan vich hi kad da si 

AGLE DIN SWERE 

rajesh tyaar ho ke ( ik bag vich paint wale kapde paake satinder kaur de ghar wal nu tur painda hai , te aj soch da hai ki oh kuj na kuj jaroor karega apni jaaneman nu paan vaaste oh kisi vi had tak jaayega )


SWERE 9:30 

rajesh - satinder de ghar di bell vjanda hai  TING - TONG ( man hi man vich khush hunda hai bhoth ki oh lakhwinder de ghar de nhede hi hai )

satinder - aagya hai time te , lagda hai time da pakka hai , chal aaja tenu dikhani ha kithe paint karna hai 

rajesh - ji bibi ji ....... ( satinder aage aage jaa rahi si te usde phiche phiche hi aareya si rajesh , ghar da changi tarah jaiyza leh rhea si te naale is punjaban de shareer da vi ) 

satinder - aaja aaja phiche phiche ... ik tah eh deewar te chita paint karna hai , 

rajesh - theek hai ji 

satinder - te khuch kamre uppar ne ohna vich kam karna hai theek hai ?

rajesh - theek hai bibi ji aap tension mat lo jaldi hi ho jaayega kaam 

satinder - hmm theek hai , pher , lag ja kam te 

rajesh - ne apne kapde utaar ke doosre paint wale kapde paa le tan ki usde kapde na khraab hon te muh dhak leya kapde naal te lag gya bahar wali deewar paint karan 


SWERE 10:30 VJE

lakhwinder kaur - jyada tar ghare jaldi uth ke saram kam kar dindi hai te baad vich vehli hi rhendi hai , hun tan bass oh apni dhee guneet nu udeek di hai ki oh kad vaapis aayegi te oh usde naal gallan kare jee bhar ke ...... ( par is nu eh nhi pata ki isde naal koi hor vi gal karne aala hai jald hi )

kade tv dekh leya kade kise naal phone te gal kar li isde naal hi lakhwinder da time pass hunda si , oh kaiye vaar apni saheli satinder de ghare chali jaaya kardi si galla karan nu te aaj vi oh hi soch rahi si ..... ik siimple suit paake sir te chunni dhak ke oh satinder de ghar val nu tur payi 

TING - TONG 

satinder - bahar val nu jaandi hai te gate khol di hai 

lakhwinder - ki haal ne bhene ...

( rajesh kam karda karda bahar val nu hi dekh rhea si ki kon aaya hai )

lakhwinder - andar aa jandi hai te ghut ke jhafi paa lhendi hai satinder nu jyada tar eh dono ehdan hi mildiyan ne ik ddoje nu aksar ....

satinder - mai tan changi ha tu dass

( rajesh di tan kismat naale akhan khul jandia ne jad oh lakhwinder nu vekh da hai te sab toh waddi gal jadon oh eh vekhda hai ki lakhwinder usnu jhafi paandi hai tan usde mumme satinder de mummeyan naal inj takrande ne jiven koi 2 truckan di amneyon samne takkar hogayi ho , bhaav ehde ehde wadde mumme takra rahe si ik dooje naal .... oh khada khada eh hi soch rhea si ki kaash oh satinder di jgah te hunda te kina changa hunda , sirf eh soch ke hi usda lun akadna shur hogya )

lakhwinder - saari gallan ehthe hi kar lenia hai ki ? chal andar chaliye 

satinder - han han chal 

( te eh dono jania uppar chuubare te manjha siga ohthe baith ke galla baatan karnia shuru kar dindia ne )

rajesh ......... jaldi naal bahar wali deewar da kam khatam kar ke uppar jaan nu utaavla si , oh apne aap nu bhoth khushkismat samjh rhea si ki eh dono jania vi utte hi ne te isda kam vi utte hai 

rajesh ... uppar phonch ke ik kamre vich paint karna shuru kar dinda hai .... naal hi vehde vich satinder te lakhwinder gallan kar rahian san , oh ohna toh bass thoda hi dhoor si ... rajesh ohna dian gallan vi sun paa rhea si JIVEN KI ...

satinder - hor sna bhene ki haal ne paaji da ? 

lakhwinder - udaas jhea muh bna ke ki dassa oh ghare tan aande nhi 

satinder - oh aacha aje vi bahar ne 

lakhwinder - hor tenu ki pata mai kiven reh rahi ha 

satinder - matlab ?

lakhwinder - matlab eh ki jo husband da ssath hona chaida hai kise vi kam vich oh mainu nhi mil rhea 

satinder - oh han eh gal tan hai 

rajesh ( ne hissab laah leya ki lakhwinder nu hor kuj nhi bass ik wadde lun de saath di jarrorat hai te apne man vich has rhea si oh samaj gya ki isda ghar wala bahar rhend hai te usnu jaroorat di cheez nhi mil paa rahi ... rajesh samaj rhea si ki usdi gal ban sakdi hai usnu umeed nazar aarahi si ) 

pher dono jania ne pind dian , baccheyan dian te hor edhar udhar dian gallan kitan bhoth .... te gallan karde karde dupehar ho gayi si , pher lakhwinder khendi ki hun ohnu jaana chaida hai ... satinder ne usnu rokan di koshish kiti par oh na mani , te lakhwinder kaafi galla baatan karke apne ghar chali gayi , te satinder vi thalle aake  ghar de kam karan lag payi 

rajesh aje vi kam te hi lageya si .. par aje usda kam poora nhi si hoya ...oh vekh da hai ki satinder ne apna phone manjhe utte rakh ke bhul gayi , rajesh ne apni punjaban da naam sun leya si satinder toh jadon eh dono jania gallan kar rahiyan si , ohnu pata lag gya ki isda naam lakhwinder hai 

hun usde dimag vich idea aaya ki oh satinder de phone vicho lakwinder da contact number kad le te usnu ehdan hi kita ... fata fat vekheya ki koi usnu dekh tan nhi rhea te satinder da phone kholeya ( us te koi lock nhi si ) te contacts vicho lakhwinder da number leke apne mobile vich paa leya te satinder da phone ohthe hi rakh dita te vapis kam te lag geya 

SAHAAM NU


kam karke rajesh ghare vapis phonch gya , usde dimaag vich ik bhoth hi khatarnak idea chal rhea si ....... par usnu thodi der tak intzaar kita matlab raat tak 

RAAT 10 VJE 

lakhwinder - apne kamre vich  jaa ke saun hi vaali si ki aachanak usda phone vajeya ( oh soche ki is time kis da aagya ) 

lakhwinder - ( phone chukeya ) hello 

rajesh ( doosri side te ) han toh meri jaan bhoth akeli rheti ho mai tumhra neya khasam bol raha hu kaisi ho theek ho ? 

lahwinder - ( poori dari hoyi ) hello , hello kaun kaun hai