AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 50

Shekhar aangan se hote huey baraamde mein enter hua apne kamre ki taraf jaane ke liye, Seema rasoi mein aayi hui thhi bottle aur glass rakhne ke liye, Shekhar maa babuji ke kamre se guzarte guzarte ruk gaya. Kuch aawaazein aayi, pehle toh samajh mein nahin aaya, toh kareeb gaya darwaaze ke, phir bhi kuch saaf sunaayi nahin de raha thha, toh kaan laga diya darwaaze pe. Seema rasoi se nikalte huey use dekh li, Shekhar ne use dekhte dekh liya, woh uski taraf chalne laga, rasoi ke darwaaze ke paas pahunchke Seema aur woh aamne saamne thhe, Seema muskuraayi.

Seema: Shocked ho?

Shekhar ne haan mein sar hilaaya..

Seema: Maine bhi jaate jaate suna thha..Socha enjoy kar rahein hain, enjoy karne do..Pehle ka kaafi hisaab kitaab baaki hai dono ka..

Shekhar: Yeh sab hua kaise..Matlab main khush hoon unke liye..Par..

Seema ne Shekhar ka haath liya aur apne kamre ke darwaaze tak leke aayi, taaki koi disturb naho sake.

Seema: Bhabhi ne kiya hai sab..Ab poocchhna mat kaise..Bas khush raho ke hamaare maa papa khush hain..

Shekhar: Itne saal tarsa main in dono ko khush dekhne ke liye..

Seema: Bhabhi aapse ya mujhse thank you expect nahin kar rahi hai bhaiyya, par itna toh aap kar hi saktein hain naa..

Shekhar Seema ke bilkul saamne aake uske gaal pe haath rakh diya, uski koni Seema ki chuchiyon ko chhoo rahi thhi.

Shekhar: Ab thank you kehke nahin Seema, karke kehna padega..Aur sorry bhi..

Seema Shekhar ko kheench ke apne gale se laga di, dono kuch der chipke rahe, Seema ko ehsaas hua ke uska bhai tan raha thha, dono alag huey, Seema use dekh muskuraayi. Usne Shekhar ki pant ki taraf ishaara kiya.

Seema: Jaaiyye, thank you keh dijiye..

Shekhar muskura ke chala gaya. Seema palat gayi apne kamre mein. Shekhar bathroom gaya, waapas aaya aur meri blanket kamar se utthhaake mere kandhe tak Chadha di, socha hoga main so gayi, aur khud chit lete huey kuch der sochta raha. Meri aankh lag gayi, aur kuch der baad shaayad uski bhi.

Subah Maa parathe bana rahi thhi, Seema, Babuji aur main naashta kar rahe thhe jab Shekhar rasoi mein aaya, babuji paper padh rahe thhe. Woh hamaare saath baittha. Kuch chhoti si cheez nikaali apni shorts ke pocket se aur table pe rakhte huey Seema ki taraf use sarka diya. Seema aur main dekh rahe thhe, Seema ne use nazron se poochha ke woh kya thha, usne ishaara kiya, khud dekhle. Seema ne woh chhota sa box khola, uski aankhein phati ki phati reh gayi.

Seema: Bhaiyyaaaaa..

Uski aankhein bhar aayi, usne mujhe bataaya, main bhi uss ring ko dekhti reh gayi, Seema ne utthke maa ko bataaya, maa palti aur babuji ke paas aayi, babuji dekhe aur muskura diye.

Sasur: Bhai hai..Agar nahin laata toh sochne ki baat hoti..Bahut acchhi hai..Jaa bhai Seema, jaa ke pehna de use..

Main Shekhar ka chehra dekh rahi thhi, usne mujhe aankh maar di, yeh reaction nahin expected thha, Shekhar normal thha, Seema aur Prem ki sagaai ke liye bhi khush thha, uske chehre pe sacchhi khushi thhi, woh acting nahin kar raha thha. Main bhi use dekh muskuraayi. Seema uske kareeb baitthi.

Seema: Kitne ki hai bhaiyya..

Shekhar: Imitation hai..Yahi kuch paanch dollar ki hai shaayad..

Seema ne Shekhar ko chumti kaati aur meri taraf dekhi.

Seema: Yeh paanch dollar ki hai bhabhi..?

Main: Teri khushi se badh kar hai kya iski keemat..Ab toh shaadi mein bhi lena hai tujhe inse..

Seema: Loongi..Ek hi bhai hai mera..

Shekhar ka phone baja, maa ne parathe paros liye thhe, usne ek bite le liya thha.

Shekhar: Seema phone speaker pe daal, Pulkit ka hai..Haath mein ghee laga hua hai..

Seema ne phone speaker pe daal diya.

Shekhar: Bol Pulkit..

Pulkit: Abe saale..Kitna soyega..Aa jaa idhar..Chhutti liya hoon tere liye..

Shekhar: Saala tera bhai hai mera..Aur chhutti tu ne mere liye nahin, sagaai ke liye li hai..Bol..Kyun disturb kar raha hai..

Main aur Seema un dono ki baatein sunke hairaan ho gaye, yeh dono itne kareeb thhe, aur dono ki aisi baatein sun ke acchha bhi lag raha thha.

Pulkit: Tu rum hi peeta hai na abhi tak, ya America jaake kuch wine shine peene laga hai..

Shekhar: Tu speaker pe hai..

Pulkit: Arre yaar..Maa babuji hain kya saamne..

Shekhar: Parathe khaa rahe hain..

Pulkit: Maa babuji pranaam..Ab speaker bandh kar mere bhai..

Shekhar hanske speaker bandh kar diya aur phone apne kaan tak le gaya.

Shekhar: Tu Prem ko de phone..

Shekhar ne phir phone speaker pe rakkha aur khaane bhi laga. Main chaunk gayi, Shekhar kya baat karna chaahta thha Prem se, aur kaise karta, shaayad prem phone pe thha.

Prem: Ao na Shekhar bhaiyya..Saath mein lunch kartein hain, kal toh milna hi hai farmhouse pe, aaj se program banaate hain..

Shekhar: Dekh bhai, shopping kiya nahin hoon abhi tak, Veena ko kapde aur zevar dilaane hain..Seema ke liye, maa ke liye, papa ke liye..Aur paise bache toh mere liye kuch le lunga..Dinner ka program bana, lunch rehne de..Hum mall mein shopping karte karte khaa lenge kuch bhi..

Prem: Theek hai bro..Rum chalega na..

Shekhar: Haan..Chalega..Papa sirf Red peete hain, pata hain naa..

Prem: Haan haan pata hai..Tum sab aao toh sahi, red, black blue sab le aayenge..

Shekhar: Tu bhi speaker pe hai..

Prem: Main rakhta hoon..

Hum sab hanse, Shekhar ne phone kaata aur Seema aur mujhe dekha.

Shekhar: Chalo na yaar..Change karo..Kuch khareedtein hain..Ghar mein shaadi hai yaar..

Maa: Mere liye kuch laana mat, tere papa aur main khud kar lenge hamaari shopping..

Shekhar, Seema aur meri nazrein mili, hum muskuraaye aur utthh gaye.

Shekhar: Haan tu toh tere pati ka rob jamaayegi naa..Mere thodese paisa kahaan bas honge tujhe maa..

Maa: Jaa jaa..Baatein mat bana..

Shekhar aur main kamre mein aa gaye, casuals chadha liya aur Seema hamaare darwaaze pe aayi.

Seema: Chaloge..

Hum teeno nikle, Shekhar ne gaadi le li. Mall pahunche. Pehle baari thhi meri, subah ka time thha, mall mein normal si bheed thhi. Seema aur mere liye kapde liye, maine zevar bhi le liye, khareedaari karte karte do baj gaye thhe, mall ke food court mein light khaana khaaya third floor pe, neechhe se kuch jhagde ki aawaazein aane lagi, food court mein baitthe log sab railing ki taraf gaye aur neechhe dekhne lage, neeche do groups mein haatha paayi ho rahi thhi, gaali galoch bhi jamke ho rahi thhi, hum teeno bhi railing ki taraf gaye, sirf Seema ko jagah mili, main ek aunty ke peecchhe se thoda bahut dekh rahi thhi, Shekhar Seema ke peechhe aaya, use theek se dikaahyi nahin de raha thha, neeche ab security bhi involve ho gayi thhi, Seema ne Shekhar ke haath pakad ke use apne se sata diya, Shekhar ab uske kandhe ke paas chehra rakhke neeche dekh raha thha, Shekhar ka lund ab Seema ki gaand ko jeans se chhoo raha thha. Meri nazar pehle neeche gayi, dono bilkul chipke huey thhe, Seema aur meri nazrein bhi mili, hum dono muskuraaye, usne apni gaand aur peeche kar di aur Shekhar ke haath aage le li. Shekhar ab apna lund uski gaand pe daba raha thha, neeche ke jhagde mein ab dono ko interest nahin thha, log us railing pe sab satt ke hi khade thhe, kisi ko kuch pata nahin thha yahaan kya chal raha hai. Aunty hatt gayi aur mujhe Seema ki bagal ki jagah mil gayi, maine Shekhar ke haath pe haath rakh diya aur apni ungli halke se uspe chalaane lagi, usne mujhe dekha aur apni koni se meri chuchi daba di. Main muskura di aur apni chuchi uski koni pe aur daba di, Seema ne apna haath neeche le liya aur un dono ke beech mein jagah banaate huey uske lund pe rakh diya, Shekhar aur daba raha thha usko, maine bhi apna baanya haath un dono ke beech ghusa diya aur Seema ke haath ke saath uspe dabaane lagi, Shekhar poora tan chukka thha, security officer aa gayi thhi, jhagda khatam ho gaya thha, aur hum teeno ab bhi wahin khade thhe, maine Shekhar ke chehre ke paas apna chehra le aayi.

Main: Yahaan multiplex hai..Picture chalein..

Shekhar aur Seema dono ne haan mein sar hila diya.

Hum teeno jaise bhaage multiplex ki taraf, Shekhar ne tickets liye aur hum andar chale gaye, film shuru ho gayi thhi, corner seats thhi aur public dikh hi nahin rahi thhi, bas ikka dukka.

Main: Shekhar..Tum beech mein baittho..Shekhar ab iss haalat mein nahin thha ke woh kuch kahe ya soche, woh chup chaap baitth gaya, maine Shekhar ki zip kholi aur uska lund nikaal liya, Seema baanyi taraf jhuk gayi Shekhar ka lund haath mein le li aur choosne lagi, main bhi jhuk gayi aur hum baari baari uska choosne lage. Uski aankhein bandh ho gayi, film gayi bhaad mein. Maine haath badha ke Seema ke T-Shirt ke andar haath daalke uska bra uski chuchi pe se hata diya. Phir Shekhar ka haath pakad ke uski chuchi tak le gayi, Shekhar ne kass ke pakad liya use. Seema ne apna sar utthaaya, Shekhar ke haath mein ab bhi uski chuchi thhi. Seema use vaasna se dekh rahi thhi.

Seema: Dabaao bhaiyya zor se..Kiss karo mujhe bhaiyya..

Seema ne Shekhar ko apne honthon pe kheench liya, dono paagalon ki tarah kiss karne lage, main jhukke Shekhar ka lund choosne lagi. Shekhar ab bhi zoron se Seema ki chuchiyaan daba raha thha.

Shekhar: Seema..

Seema: Acchha lag raha hai na bhaiyya..

Shekhar: Bahut..Bahut..

Seema: Toh dabaao bhaiyya..meri jeans mein haath daalo..

Seema ne Shekhar ka haath apni jeans pe le gayi, Shekhar ne zip utaar di aur andar haath daal diya, Seema ne use kass ke baahon mein jakad liya aur uske kaan ke paas gayi.

Seema: Lagaao bhaiyya..Haath lagaao..Aaaaahhhh..

Main utth gayi uske lund se aur dono ke chehron ke paas apna chehra le gayi.

Main: Shekhar..Ghar chaltein hain, nange hoke zyaada maza aayega..

Shekhar ne sar haan mein hilaaya, par uska haath baahar nahin nikal raha thha, Seema bhi uska lund pakde rakkhi thhi, maine apne kapde sahi kiye, ab bhi dono uljhe huey thhe.

Main: Chalo na Shekhar, Seema..Yahaan maza nahin aa raha hai..

Shekhar ne haath nikaal liya aur zip bandh kiya, Seema ne apne kapde sahi kiye aur hum shopping bags utthaake ghar chal diye. Teeno chup. Teeno uttejit. Teeno chudai ke liye desperate.