Punjaban di khoobsoorti [ ਪੰਜਾਬਣ ਦੀ ਖੂਬਸੂਰਤੀ ]

[Horny guy]

UPDATE - 2 

rajesh hauli hauli Lakhwinder de phiche - phiche aan lag peya , usnu man vich darr vi si te khushi vi , khushi jyada si , oh is karke kyu ki aaj tak usne usne ehdi waddi bund hildi hoyi , chaldi hoyi nhi vekhi si 
              Rajesh apne man vich soch rhea si ( pata nhi yeh punjabane kya khaati hai ? Itne bade chittad kaise ho jaate hai uppar se itna rang saaf . ) Ehdan de swaal usde man vich aayi jaa rahe san , Lakhwinder nu vekh ke hi oh usda deewana hogya si bhaave oh ustoh bhoth waddi si umar vich . 

Rajesh Lakhwinder da phicha karda karda usde ghar de nehde phonch gya , rajesh ik mod ( turn ) te khada vekh rhea si ki Lakhwinder apne ghar de bahar lock khol ke andar jaa rahi hai 

Us time rajesh vi thoda aage aagya te usne Lakhwinder de ghar di changi tarah pehchaan kar li .... Jo ki bhoth jarrori vi si , Lakhwinder hun ghare vapas agayi si te usne gate band karta si , Lakhwinder de ghar de bahar ik gali si hun us gali vich rajesh chakkar lga rhea si ...... Dupehar da time si is karke jyada tar lok andar hi si koi bahar nhi si , isliye rajesh vaaste koi tension wali gal nhi si 

Rajesh hun lakhwinder de ghar nu changi tarah note kar rhea si jiven ki - ghar diyan deewara , khidkiyan , chatt . Tan ki oh us hisaab naal hi plan bnaave . Par oh hun jyada der tak is gali vich nhi reh sakda si tan ki loka nu shaq na ho jaaye 

Usne socheya ki oh gali de aage phiche gede maarega tan ki location da hor changi tarah pata lag sake , rajesh ne vekheya ki Lakhwinder de ghar de phiche te side te khulli zameen hai kheti vaaste , is time te kheta vich ganne ( sugarcane ) lagi si . Oh vekh da hai ki kaiye motor vi khaali paiyean ne . Rajesh ne hisaab lah leya ki ghar di location tan theek hai , phiche khulli jgah hai ...... Je koi problem hundi hai tan oh us side pajj sakda hai ......

Rajesh phir vaapis Lakhwinder di gali vich aagya , oh soch rhea si ki ( kaise na kaise is se toh baat karni hi hai chaa hai jo marzi ho jaaye .... Par start kaise karu ? IDEA ) 

Rajesh ne socheya ki oh Lakhwinder nu phuchega ki oh kam vaaste aaya hai koi ghare kam hai jo oh kar sake ...

Rajesh ne dil takda kita thoda thoda usmu darr vi lag rhea si ... Dil di dhadkan thodi vad gayi te rajesh ne Lakhwinder de ghar di bell maarti TING - TONG 

bahar khade rajesh di halat khraab ho rahi si darr de maare , aandon gate khulne di awaaz aayi .... GATE KHULEYA

Lakhwinder - hanji dasso ? 

Rajesh - ( tan aje usde roop nu vekh ke hi ghum gya si chite rang di lambi gardan , motia galla , lambe lambe baal , shaah laal bul ) ji woh mai kaam se aaya hu is pind mai naya hu , apke ghar mai koi kaam hai toh btaao mai kar sakta hu 

Lakhwinder - nhi nhi koi nhi hai 

Rajesh - ohh aacha ji , mai bhoth pyasa hu kya aap mujhe ek glass pani ka deh doge ? ( Aaj kudarti pehli vaar Lakhwinder ne chunni nhi si liti oh bhul gayi si , par kameez jyada deep cut na hon kakre rajesh usdi mummeyan di lakeer nu nhi si dekh paa rhea , rajesh apni nazar utte hi rakh rheya si oh nhi si chaanda ki Lakhwinder nu shaq hove ... Par nazar thalle na kite hoye vi oh is wadde mummeyan wali punjaban de mummeyan de size bhaav ehne wadde te bhaare ne ob mehsoos kar paa rhea si ) 

Lakhwinder - theek aa ruko mai laahni ha ( andar kitchen vich jaake glass leh aandi hai , par achaank usnu yaad aanda hai ki usne chunni nhi liti te oh apne aap nu khendi hai ..... HAAYE RAABA EH KIVEN REH GAYI  , te oh chunni lelke bahar paani den jaandi hai ) 

Rajesh - paani pee lhenda hai te dhanyawad khenda hai ( oh soch da hai ki eh Punjaban tan bhoth shareef hai pehlan shayad oh chunni lehna bhul gayi si hun yaad aaya te leh laayi , usnu lagda hai pata nhi eh hath aaogi ki nhi ) 

Lakhwinder - gate band karke chale jaandi hai 

Rajesh sirf gal karke hi bhoth khush ho gya si , oh tan usda chehra vekh ke hi apni pant thalleyon set karan lag peya .... Hun gal si ki oh hor agge kive waddeh ? 

Naale rajesh nu apne kam di vi chinta si usnu koi na koi kam vi karna si nhi tan usliye ehthe rhena mushkil ho jana si ... 

Rajesh di nazar ik hor ghar te jaandi hai jheda satinder kaur da hai par is ghar da rajesh nu nhi si pata 

Oh jaake ohthe vi bell karda hai TING TONG , andron darwaze khulne di awaaz aandi hai 

Satinder kaur - hanji kon ? 

Rajesh - ji mai rajesh mai ehthe kam vaaste aaya ha je tuhanu ghare koi vi kam hai tan dasso mai kar sakda ha 

Satinder kaur - nhi koi nhi hai 

Rajesh - ik baari dekhlo shayad koi kaam ho bibi ji 

Satinder - nhi khea na ( aachanak usnu yaad aanda hai ki ghare paint da kam hon wala hai ) han han ik hai par tu akele kiven karenga ? 

Rajesh - aap bass btaoo kar mai lunga , aur paise bhi kam.lunga 

Satinder - paint da hai 

Rajesh - aacha paint woh mai karluga , toh aaj se shuru karu ? 

Satinder - nhi kal toh , kal aaji swere ... 

Rajesh - theek hai bibi ji dhanyawad aapka bhoth 

Ehni gal karke satinder andar chali gayi ghare te rajesh apne dost de ghar jithe oh khuvch dina toh reh rhea si 

Raat nu saun de time rajesh de dimaag vich Lakhwinder da hi khyaal aareya si oh jad usde wadde mummeyan nu yaad karda tan usda lun akad ke khada ho jaanda kade chittada nu yaad kare kade khuch .... Oh apne aap nu phuch da hai ( pata nhi mujhe apni umar se itni badi aurat kaise pasand aagayi ? Kya uske mumme bade hai is karke ? Ya uske badde chittad hai ? Yah sab ka mel ( mixture ) ki woh ek punjaban hai ) 

TBC