AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 42

Seema aur main chhe baje ghar pahunche, bhabhi ne darwaaza khola, muskuraayi, aur hum dono ghar ke andar aaye, darwaaza bandh hua. Main bhabhi ko hug ki, Seema kuch kadam door khadi thhi. Bhabhi ne apna moonh mere kaan ke paas laaya.

Bhabhi: Apni party toh gayi..Ise kyun laaya..

Maine bhabhi ke kamar mein haath baandh liye aur unhein honthon pe kiss kiya, phir halke se choosa, bhabhi ne saath diya yeh sochke, ke maine zaroor yeh sochke hi kiya hai, Seema humein dekh rahi thhi, chup rahi, maine bhabhi ko kass ke hug kiya aur chhod diya. Bhabhi Seema ke saamne aayi.

Bhabhi: Kaisi ho Seema, Babuji ki tabiyat kaisi hai..

Seema: Acchhi hai bhabhi..Aur aap..

Bhabhi: Acchhi..Aao..Main tumhaare liye kamra ready karti hoon..

Main bhabhi ke paas aayi..

Main: Bhabhi..Seema Prem ke kamre mein soyegi..

Bhabhi mera moonh taakne lagi, aankhein badi ho gayi.

Bhabhi: Yeh kab hua..

Main: (Muskuraake): Tum shaadi mein aa jaana, wahin samjhaaungi..

Main hans padi, bhabhi Seema ki taraf dekhi.

Seema: Nahin bhabhi..Mere liye kahin bhi..Main Veena bhabhi ke saath so jaaungi..

Main: Nahin meri maa..Mera hi thhikaana nahin hai, main kaunse kamre mein soti hoon, yeh mujhi ko nahi maaloom..Aur rahi teri baat, Jab Prem aur tu wahaan ek kamre mein so saktein hain toh yahaan kyun nahin..

BhabhI; Ab yeh kab hua..

Main: Bhabhi..Tumhaara dialogue writer badal do..Kum se kum kuch naya toh bolo..

Bhabhi: Shock pe shock mil raha hai..Kya naya bolun..

Main: Acchha, joh ghar mein do shock hain, woh kahaan hain..

Bhabhi: Ek kaam pe se aaya nahin hai aur dusra apne kamre mein shatranj practice kar raha hai..

Main: Seema, mere khayaal se tum khud hi use shock de do..Jaao..Arre jaao baba..

Seema ladkhadhaate huey, bhabhi ko dekhte huey apne bag samet upar chali gayi. Bhabhi ne mujhe haath pakad ke aangan ki kursi pe bittha diya.

Bhabhi: Yeh chal kya raha hai..Shaadi se pehle hi..Maa babuji ko pata hai..

Main: Dekho bhabhi..In dono ka chakkar hospital mein shuru hua..Agar yahaan nahin, toh yeh kahin aur jaake wahi karenge..Agar hamaari dekh rekh mein rahe, toh hum control bhi kar paayenge..

Bhabhi: Aur Pulkit..Use kya kahenge..

Main: Pulkit bhaiyya mind karenge kya..?

Bhabhi: Jaise bhi hain, old fashioned hain woh..Kar saktein hain..

Main: Ek kaam karte hain, khaana waana khaa letein hain, phir dekhtein hain raat ki setting..Kya khayaal hai..

Bhabhi: Meri maa..Tu kya karne waali hai kar..Bas meri bali nahin chadhaana..Main jaake dekhti hoon upar..tere bhaiyya ke aane ka time ho gaya hai..Agar upar kaam shuru ho gaya toh bawaal ho sakta hai..

Main: Arre par Pulkit bhaiyya hi toh kehte thhe Prem ko farmhouse jaana chaahiye apni girlfriends leke..

Bhabhi: Meri maa..yeh teri nanad hai..Tere bhaiyya tere sasural mein koi gadbad nahin chaahenge..Bhai hain tere woh..Aur main bhi nahin chaahungi ke tere sasural mein tera naam kharaab ho, ya tere aur Shekhar ke beech koi masla ho iss sab ki wajah se..

Main soch mein padh gayi, baat toh sahi thhi, dono jawaan thhe, aaj pyaar, toh kal dono mein takraar bhi toh ho sakti thhi, aur agar iss beech mein pet nikal aata toh. Toh problem hi problem, badnaami alag, aur Shekhar aur mere beech daraar. Bhabhi aur maine ek dusre ka tension waala chehra dekha.

Main: Ab koi toh idea do..

Bhabhi: Inko aane de..Phir chai pilaatein hain..Seema ko keh de yahaan hamaare saath aake baitthe..Phir dekhtein hain baaton baaton mein kya hota hai..Mere toh dimaag hi ghoom raha hai..

Main: I’m sorry bhabhi..

Bhabhi: Arre meri jaan sorry mat bol..Tu acchha karne nikli hai, par saala life mein twist pakka aata hai..Hamaare ghar mein sab theek chal raha hai, bas isko kisiki nazar nahin lage..

Main: Main Seema ko neeche leke aati hoon..

Bhabhi: Main bhi chalti hoon..

Hum dono upar prem ke kamre mein gaye, surprise huey ke darwaaza khula thha, Prem aur Seema door door baitthe thhe, Prem bistar pe, toh Seema kursi pe. Bhabhi ka toh aadha tension khatam ho gaya. Bacchhe toh acchhe nikle.

Main: Chalo, neeche chaltein hain, Pulkit bhaiyya aatein hi honge..

Bhabhi: Chalo Seema, kuch khaa bhi lo..

Bhabhi aur Seema kamre ke baahar nikal gaye, main jhat se Prem ke paas bistar pe chali gayi.

Main: Waah..Itni tameez..Tujhse expected nahin thhi..

Prem: Didi..Pulkit bhaiyya ka aane ka time hua hai..Main kya paagal hoon..

Main: Acchha chal neeche, Pulkit bhaiyya aate honge..

Aate honge kya, woh toh aa gaye thhe, abhi abhi entry hui thhi unki jab bhabhi aur Seema aangan mein chai pee rahe thhe, acchha hua unhe koi shock nahin mila. Main unhein dekhte hi unse gale mili aur baitth gayi unki bagal ki kursi pe.

Pulkit: Babuji aur maa theek hai na Seema..

Seema: Haan bhaiyya..Ab theek hain babuji..

Pulkit: Priya, Seema ko Prem ke kamre mein rehne do..Aur Prem..Ise kya ghar mein bor hone dega..Bike nikaal aur ghuma laa..Film dikha..

Bhabhi aur main ek dusre ka chehra dekh rahe thhe, yeh kya scene thha.

Prem: Theek hai bhaiyya..Chalo Seema..

Seema muskuraayi, phir Prem, Pulkit bhaiyya ki toh hansi hi chhoot gayi. Bhabhi aur main sab ke chehre dekh rahe thhe. Khilaadi hum thhe yaa yeh.

Pulkit: Chehre toh dekho inke..Tum dono ko aaj hum ek surprise detein hain..Hospital se hi kahaani shuru karta hoon..Prem aur Seema meri office aaye thhe mujhe milne..Yeh kehne ke in dono ne galat kiya thha, dono ko guilty feel ho raha thha..Maine in dono ko poocchha ke yeh ek dusre se shaadi karna chaahte bhi hai ya nahin..In dono ne haan kaha, phir kya, maine papa aur maa ko bataaya, Papa ne Shekhar se baat ki aur Shekhar ne apne maa babuji se..Aur Papa ne decide kiya ke farmhouse ki painting ki jaaye aur thodi marammat, aur Sunday ko Seema ke maa babuji samet shaadi ki baat pakki kar dein..Jab Shekhar aayega, toh date fix kar denge..Kahaani khatam..Chai pesh ki jaaye..Hum dulhe ke bhai hain..

Bhabhi aur main ab bhi hairaan thhe ke itna sab hamaare jaane bagair kaise ho gaya thha. Prem aur Seema samajhdaar nikle, Pulkit bhaiyya ne baaki ka game set kar diya, aur ismein Shekhar bhi involved thha. Baap re. Mere bhai kya thhe. Maine samjha bas itna hi hoga, par nahin ek bada shock baaki thha. Main bhool gayi thhi ke Aakaash aur Sandhya Pulkit bhaiyya ke college ke acchhe dost thhe joh US mein settle ho gaye thhe. Aur Shekhar aur Pulkit acchhe dost ban gaye thhe, Shekhar chaar din pehle hi New York kisi kaam pe aaya thha, aur Pulkit ne use suggest kiya thha ke woh Aakash aur Sandhya ke saath rahe. Baaki ka plan Shekhar, Sandhya, Pulkit aur Aakaash ne banaaya thha ke Shekhar ka phone Sandhya utthaayegi jab main phone karungi. Maa kasam. Itni badi saazish. Maine kya se kya socha thha Shekhar ke baare mein, aur meri saas ne bhi yehi phone call suna thha aur mujhse seekhne nikli thhi zindagi ke baare mein, yahaan sabse bada paatth toh main seekh rahi thhi. Utaar diya chane ke jhaad se, aaj raat toh Pulkit bhaiyya se badla lena banta thha. Pulkit bhaiyya hanste rahe, Prem aur Seema nikal gaye, Pulkit mere haath pe haath rakh diya.

Pulkit: Sorry..Zyaada kar diya na hum sab ne..

Main samajh nahin paa rahi thhi main kya kahoon, main Prem aur Seema ke liye khush thhi, aur hum dono pariwaaron ke liye bhi. Kisi baat ka dukh bhi nahin thha, toh mera chehra, aur bhabhi ka chehra aisa kyun thha. Main toh chup hi thhi, par bhabhi utthi aur Pulkit bhaiyya ke paas baitth gayi aur unhein dekha.

Bhabhi: Mujhe nahin pata thha Prem aapse itna kareeb hai..

Pulkit bhaiyya bhabhi ko apni god mein kheench ke bittha liye.

Pulkit: Hum dono bhai ek hain Priya, aur tum dono bhi..meri baat samajh mein aayi..

Bhabhi ne haan mein sar hilaaya.

Pulkit: Agar iss pariwaar pe koi buri nazar utthegi, toh hum mein se ek hi kaafi hai usse nipatne ke liye..Yahaan toh hum chaar hain, ab Seema ko bhi jod lo..Paanch..Meri chai nahi aayi abhi tak..

Bhabhi: Main laati hoon..

Bhabhi chali gayi, main bhaiyya ka moonh dekh rahi thhi, bhaiyya ne mere haath pakda, mere mein jaise jaan hi nahin thhi, mujhe kheencha aur utthne pe majboor kiya aur mujhe god mein bittha liye. Mere chehre ko apni dono hatheliyon mein le liye.

Pulkit: Tum hamaari fikar karti ho..Aur hum tumhaari..Apne aap ko kabhi akela nahin samajhna..Do bhai hain tumhaare..Samjhi..

Maine dheere se haan mein sar hila diya, sahi mein, mere dono bhaiyyon ne mujhe ek badi galti se bacha liya thha, main apne bachpane mein ek bahut badi galti kar baitth ti. Par Pehle Prem ne sahi sochke Pulkit ko sab bata diya, aur phir Pulkit ne sab theek kar diya. Mere bhaiyyon ne meri fikar se sab sahi kar diya, aur mera pati Shekhar bhi sirf mera hi thha, main control nahin kar paayi thhi, usne kiya thha, yaa….Pulkit bhaiyya ne mere sochte huey chehre pe ek kiss kar di aur muskuraaye.

Pulkit: Aaj tum mere aur Priya ke saath rahogi..

Maine haan mein sar hila diya, phir apne honth unke honthon pe rakh diye, dono ek dusre mein apni baahein daal diye aur hamaari zabaane ek dusre se khel rahi thhi. Unhone mere T-Shirt ke andar haath daal diya aur mere honthon se alag huey.

Pulkit: Pata hai teen ya chaar din hi huey thhe, par tumhe bahut miss kiya..

Bhabhi chai leke aa gayi, Pulkit ko uska cup diya aur hum dono ke kareeb aake baitth gayi.

Bhabhi: Pulkit..Saat hi baj rahein hain, ghar mein koi nahin hai, aur hum teeno hain..Chalo na, bahut dil kar raha hai..

Main: Haan bhaiyya..Le lo ek saath hum dono ko..

Pulkit: Chai pee loon..Ya..