AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 41

Khaane ke baad Priya bhabhi ka phone aaya, main apne kamre mein thhi.

Main: Kya baat hai bhabhi aaj nanad ki yaad kaise aayi..

Bhabhi: Teri yaad tere bade bhaiyya bahut kartein hain, kab aa rahi hai..

Main: Abhi abhi babuji hospital se aayein hain, yahaan thoda tension chal raha thha joh bas aaj hi thanda hua hai..

Bhabhi: Bata na kya hua..

Main: Joh papa ka haal thha, wahi yahaan babuji ka haal thha..Isi ke sudhaar mein lagi thhi..

Bhabhi: Matlab tu ne apne sasur ko bhi lapet liya..

Main: Bas kuch yun hi samjho..

Bhabhi: Aur ab teri saas..Barabar..

Main: Barabar..

Bhabhi: Veena yaar..Tu Kanpur ki sabse badi orgy karaane ke phiraak mein hai kya..

Main: Filhaal bas apne do gharon ki..

Bhabhi: Acchha sunn, maa aur papa farmhouse jaa rahein hain kuch repair karaane, mazdooron ko leke..Papa ne kaha ke teen se chaar din lag jaayenge, woh baarish aane se pehle sab theek karna chaah rahe thhe..Shaam ko nikal rahein hain taaki kal subah subah kaam shuru ho sake..Tu aaja naa..Prem..Pulkit…Main..Kya khayaal hai?

Main: Idea toh acchha hai aur main kuch chakkar chala bhi sakti hoon..

Bhabhi: Toh chala aur aa jaa..Main tera favourite khaana banaati hoon aur Pulkit ko bhi bol deti hoon, aate aate rum leta aaye tere liye..

Main: Rum rehne do bhabhi..Hum hai na..

Hum dono ki hansi chhoot gayi, phone kaatke main sochne lagi, ab ghar jaane ki setting kaise karein. Main maa ke kamre mein chali gayi. Babuji aangan mein baitthe paper padh rahe thhe. Socha maa se akele mein baat karne ka yeh acchha mauka hai. Maa bistar pe baitthke kapde ghadi kar rahi thhi. Mujhe andar aate dekh woh muskuraayi, main bhi bistar pe unke saamne baitthke unki madad karne lagi.

Maa: Chai bhi diya, khaane pe bhi bulaaya..Kapde bhi badal diye unke saamne..Ab aage..

Main: Maa..Agar main kuch poocchhoon toh aapko bura toh nahin lagega na..

Maa: Poocchh na..Teri hi baat maani na subah se..Poocchh..

Main: Maa..Aap aapke aur babuji ke rishte ko sahi mein sudhaarna chaahti hain ya..Phir bas ghar ki shaanti banaaye rakkhne ke liye yeh sab karne ko taiyyaar hain..

Maa muskuraayi.

Maa: Baal ki bhi khaal nikaalna aata hai tujhe..Isiliye kaha na, tujhse bahut seekhna hai..

Main: Bataaiyye na maa..

Maa: Bahu..Tere babuji ke saath hi main ladki se aurat bani..Woh baat main kaise bhooloon..Unke saath acchha lagta thha..Par iss umar mein woh sab karna, pata nahin..Kuch ajeeb lagta hai..

Main: Maa aap khaana tab bhi banaati thhi aur ab bhi banaati hain..Tees saal hog aye khaana banaate banaate, hai naa..

Maa: Haan..Shaayad usse bhi zyaada..

Main: Tees saal pehle aap ke haath katt te aur jaltein honge..Khaana bhi sahi nahin banta hoga..Par ab na haath jaltein hai na katt te hain..Khaana bhi acchha banta hai..Tab aap kapde utaarne sharmaati thhi, aaj woh sharam nahin hogi..Tab aapko babuji ke saath takleef hoti hogi, aaj nahi hogi..Aaj maza aayega..Mera kehne ka bas itna hi matlab hai maa, ke badhti umar ka hum kuch nahin kar sakte, par jitni baaki hai, uska poora faayda uttha saktein hain..Aur joh saal chale gayein hain, unhonein humein kuch seekha diya hai, behtar bana diya hai..Uss tajurbe ka bhi faayda utthaayein..

Maa: Tu ne yeh sab kahin padha hai kya..

Main muskuraayi aur naa mein sar hila di.

Main: Main mere papa ki beti hoon maa..Aur mere papa bahut suljhe huey insaan hain..

Maa: Phir toh tere papa ke saath baitthke unse bhi kuch gyaan lena padega..

Main: Aapko papa gyaan ke saath saath aur bhi bahut kuch denge maa..

Maa: Matlab..

Main: Maa papa ka chhodo, Babuji ka socho..

Maa: Chal bata de..Aage kya..

Main: Maa aap bhi naa..Aage kya aage kya ki rutt lagaaye baitthein hai..Aapko nahin pata kya babuji ko kya acchha lagta hai, bas wahi toh dena hai..Khulke..Tu dene taiyyaar hai kya..

Maa: Haan baba..Taiyyaar hoon..

Main: Maa..Main ek kaam karti hoon..Do teen din ke liye aap aur babuji ko akela chhod deti hoon yahaan..

Maa: Aur Seema..

Main: Yeh hui na baat..Seema mere saath chalegi mere ghar..Papa aur maa teen chaar din ke liye farmhouse gayein hain..Seema ka dil bhi behla rahega, hum ghoom lenge thoda, aur aap aur babuji shaadi ke baad ke woh teen din joh miss kiye thhe, woh mana lo, baaki joh miss hua hai, uska hisaab baad mein poora karenge..

Maa sharmaake muskura di.

Main: Seema aur main jaayein?

Maa ne haan mein sar hila diya, main unke gale se lag gayi.

Main: Maa jab main aaun, toh mujhe sunaana, kya kya hua thha..

Maa ne mere kaan pakad liye.

Maa: Acchha..Ab yeh bhi mujhse karwaayegi..

Main: Aapne hi toh kaha thha, mujhse bahut kuch seekhna hai…

Hum dono hans diye, baahar aake maine bhabhi ko call lagaaya.

Main: Bhabhi..Khaana banaao..Main aa rahi hoon..

Bhabhi: Bana rahi hoon..Mujhe pata thha tu chakkar chala hi legi..Aaj dhamaal hai..

Phone kaatke main Seema ke kamre mein gayi.

Main: Chal..Naha dhoke saamaan baandh le..Jaana hai..

Seema: Kahaan..Ab hum ghar chhodke jaa rahein hain kya..

Main: Haan..Sahi kaha..Mere ghar jaa rahein hain..Kamar kass le..

Seema ki aankhein phati reh gayi, use yakeen nahin ho raha thha.

Seema: Par aapke maa aur papa..

Main: Teen chaar din nahin hai..Tu aur Prem akele..Soch le..Ab utthegi ke main jaaun..

Seema: Aur maa aur babuji..Unhonein haan keh di..

Main: Maa kasam tera kuch nahin ho sakta..Aur tu meri bhabhi banne waali hai..Challll….

Main wahaan se baahar aake babuji ke paas aangan mein gayi.

Maa: Babuji, main aur Seema kuch din ke liye mere ghar jaa rahein hain..Jaayein..

Sasur: Jaao..Aur khoob enjoy karo..Mujhe pata hai tu yeh sab kyun kar rahi hai..

Main: Aap bhi enjoy kijiye papa..

Sasur: Kya kaha..Papa..Toh yaad rakkhna, aajse papa hi kahegi..

Main: Theek hai..Papa hi kahungi..Ab jaayein, aap ko zyaada samay milega maa ke saath..

Hum dono muskuraaye.

Sasur: Sunn..Main tere account mein kuch paise transfer karta hoon, pariwaar ko mere taraf se kahin acchhi hotel mein treat dena..

Maine maa ke kamre ki taraf mudd ke dekha, darwaaza aadha bandh thha. Main babuji ke kareeb gayi aur unke honthon pe kiss de di. Woh bhi khush, maa bhi khush, Seema bhi khush, Prem toh raat mein khush hoga, bhabhi aur Pulkit ko main khush kar dungi. Kehtein hain dusron ki khushi mein hi humein apne hisse ki khushi mil jaati hai. Baat solaah aane sach hai.