AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 38

Babuji ka discharge ho gaya, Prem ne humein ghar chhoda aur phir khud ghar chala gaya, maa ne khaana ready rakkha thha, main do din ki thaki hui thhi, dopahar ko khaana khaate hi so gayi. Shaam ko chhe baje aank khuli, saari thhakaawat utar chuki thhi. Chai pe hum babuji ke kamre mein hi baitthe, Seema, main aur maa, babuji ke saath. Shaam baaton mein aur thoda T.V. dekhne mein nikal gayi, raat ka khaana khaake main apne kamre mein aa gayi, kyunki Shekhar se baat karna thha. Maine phone lagaaya aur darwaaze pe khatkhataahat sunaayi di. Main phone haath mein liye darwaaza kholi toh Seema khadi thhi. Maine apni ungli apne honthon pe rakkhke use ishaara kiya ke main Shekhar se baat karne waali hoon aur woh chup rahe. Hum dono bistar pea a gaye aur phone Shekhar ne abhi bhi utthaaya nahin thha. Seema ne mujhe request kiya ke main phone speaker pe rakkhoon, maine rakh diya, itne mein Shekhar ki aawaaz aayi.

Shekhar: Hello..

Main: Ab phone number bhi nahin pehchaante kya..Kahaan thhe itni der..

Shekhar: Naha raha thha baba..Number dekha nahin aise hi utthha liya..Bolo..

Main: Kaam pe jaa rahe ho..

Shekhar: Bas taiyyaari kar raha hoon..

Main: Sandhya nahin hai tumhaare saath..

Seema ne mujhe nazron se poocchha key eh kaun hai, maine use chup rehne ka ishaara kiya.

Shekhar: Rehti thodi na hai mere saath..Ab tum kya baar baar usi ka taana dogi..

Main: Main kya taana de rahi hoon..Maine toh bas poocchha..

Shekhar: Acchha rehne do..Sab theek hai wahaan..Babuji discharge huey..?

Main: Haan ho gaye, aur yahaan sab theek hai..Meri yaad nahin aati..

Shekhar: Aatth mahine control kiya Veena..Paagal ho raha thha, Sandhya mere aang pe aayi toh sabra ki baandh toot gayi..Please ise mere khilaaf hold nahin karna..

Main: Agar mind karti naa, yaa hold karne waali rehti na, toh tumhein phone nahin karti..Main jaanti hoon akela rehna kitna mushkil hai..

Shekhar: Bas ab kuch samay aur, phir jab main aaunga toh hum dono kahin Manali wanali nikal jaayenge..Nange pade rahenge chaar paanch din..Niklenge hi nahin..

Main: Dekho chhedo mat..Phir neend nahin aati hai..

Shekhar: Tumhein gift kiya thha naa woh..Use nahin karti..

Main: Kabhi kabhi..

Seema mera moonh dekhne lagi..

Shekhar: Arre use karne diya thha, use karo..

Main: Mujhe toh khilona de diya, tum asli cheez ke maze le rahe ho..

Shekhar: Toh chalo, tum bhi le lo..Magar bataana..

Main: Bata dungi..

Shekhar: Veena, office ke liye der ho rahi hai, main raat ko call karoon..

Main: Karo..Mana kab kiya hai..

Shekhar: Theek hai..Love you..

Main: Love you too..

Maine phone kaata, Seema muskuraake, badi aankhon se dekh rahi thhi mujhe.

Main: Kya..

Seema: Bhaiyya ka kya affair chal raha hai wahaan..

Main: Ab koi Sandhya naam ki ladki ko thhok toh rahein hain..Par pyaar vyaar nahin hoga..Only thhukaai..

Seema: Aur aapne unhein kuch nahin kaha..Daanta bhi nahin..

Main: Seema, daant ke kya faayda..Aur agar woh sex kartein bhi hain kisi ke saath toh theek hai na..Kitne din bina sex kiye reh sakta hai insaan..It’s ok..

Seema: Aur unhonein kya gift kiya aapko..

Main: Ek dildo gift kiya..Vibrator hai actually..Par abhi chalta nahin hai..Tum sunaao, Prem ke saath kaisi rahi..Condom pehna thha na usne..

Seema: Ek baar pehna aur do baar nahin..

Main: Baap re, teen baar ho bhi gaya..Pill liya..

Seema: Liya bhabhi..Par yeh Sandhya..

Main: Dekho, jab mujhe problem nahin hai toh aur kisi ko kyun..Aur waise bhi mera maan na yeh hai ki khaana pet ke liye zaroori hota hai aur sex dimaag ke liye, aur agar dono time pe mile, toh aadmi ki zindagi acchhi chalti hai..Samjhi..

Seema: Samjhi..Aur pata bhi hai bhabhi..Babuji ka haal maa ke bagair kaisa hai..Pata nahin maa ko kya ho gaya hai..

Main: Sab theek ho jaayega..

Seema: Prem ne bataaya ke woh aapki chaddi soonghta thha..

Main: Babuji bhi toh tumhaarichaddi soonghtein hai..Meri bhi..

Seema: Aapko kaise pata..Aapne dekha unhein..

Main: Kaho tumhein nahin pata..

Seema: Pata hai bhabhi, par aapko kaise pata, Prem ne bataaya ya aapne dekha babuji ko..

Main: Babuji ne bataaya..

Seema: Babuji ne..Kab..Kyun..

Main: Yahaan wahaan ki baatein karne lage hum hospital mein..Phir maa aur unki baat nikli..Baaton baaton mein yeh baat bhi nikal gayi..

Seema: Mujhe babuji ke liye bahut feel hota hai..

Main: Feel hota hai magar kuch karti nahin ho..Main karti hoon..

Seema: Kya kiya aapne..

Main: Sponge bath diya unhein, neeche bhi, aur jab neeche haath lagaaya toh laga Tiger zinda hai..Phir kya, unhein joh chaahiya thha, maine diya, aur mujhe joh chaahiye thha unhonein diya..

Seema: Baap re..Agar Shekhar bhaiyya ko pata chala toh..

Main: Kuch nahin kahega woh..Woh udhar koi pooja paatth nahin kar raha hai..Thhok raha hai..Main toh ghar ke ghar mein hi apna kaam chala rahi hoon, ghar waalon ka bhi faayda aur mera bhi..

Seema: Aap ne babuji ke saath..

Main: Seema..Tumhaare babuji apni life se pareshaan thhe, jaise hi maine unke hathyaar ko chhua, ko tan gaye..Samajh mein aata hai unhein chest pains nahin..Chut pains ho raha thha..Chut nahin milne ke wajah se..Tumhe bura laga..

Seema: Bura kyun lagega bhabhi..Mujhe tab bura lag raha thha jab maa babuji se door rehne lagi..Agar mere babuji khush hain toh main khush bhabhi..

Main: Yeh hui na baat..Woh do din mein utth khade huey aur unka bhi utth khada hua..

Seema ki hansi chhooti, main bhi use dekhke hans di. Darwaaze pe khatkhataahat hui.

Main: Babuji hi honge..Tu jaana nahin baitthe reh..

Seema ne haan mein sar hila diya, main utthke darwaaza kholi, babuji hi thhe. Woh jhatke se andar aake mujhe pakad liye.

Sasur: Bahu..Neend nahin aa rahi hai..

Main: Seema kamre mein hai..

Babuji ne jis jhatke se pakda thha, usi jhatka se chhod diya.

Sasur: Arre Seema..Tu yahaan.

Seema: Neend nahin aa rahi thhi papa..Isiliye bhabhi ke saath baitthi thhi..

Main: Neend ka problem sab ko hai, aaiyye hamaare saath baithhiye babuji..Teeno ka timepass ho jaayega..

Main babuji ka haath pakadke bistar tak le aayi. Seema dekhke mann hi mann muskura rahi thhi.

Main: Aaiyye babuji, hamaare beech baitthiye, baatein karenge..

Maine babuji ko bistar pe Chadha hi diya, main unki daanyi baanh se chipak gayi, babuji peeth tek ke pair lambe kar ke baitth gaye, Seema unse thoda door baitthi thhi, Maine unki baanh utthaayi aur apne gale mein daalke aadhi karwat pe aa gayi, unse chipak ke. Babuji ka haath meri kamar pe thha, woh ek ungli se meri gaand sehla rahe thhe, Seema ki nazron se door.

Main: Aaj theek lag raha hai na babuji…

Sasur: Theek toh hospital mein hi lagna shuru ho gaya thha bahu..Abhi toh acchha bhala hoon..

Maine ek haath unki jaangh pe rakh diya, unke kurte ke neeche, Seema ne dekh liya, muskura ke neeche dekh li.

Main: Seema tu bhi baitth na babuji ke saath mere jaise..Thandi lag rahi hai..Aaja..

Seema thoda kareeb aayi.

Sasur: Haan Seema aa ja..

Babuji ne use bhi apni baanh mein band liya uska badan chipka ke, par unke haath peeth pe thhe uski. Maine apna haath unki jaangh se upar ki taraf sarkaaya.

Maine: Babuji agar aapko kal nahaane mein koi dikkat hui toh main sponge bath de dungi aapko..

Sasur: Arre nahin bahu..Main naha loonga..Ab theek hoon..

Maine unke lund ko ek ungli se chhua, thoda tan chukka thha, beti se garmi leke.

Main: Haan woh toh main dekh hi rahi hoon..Kaafi theek hain aap..

Seema aur main dono sleeveless nighty mein thhe, aadha lete huey, hamaara cleavage saaf nazar aa raha thha babuji ko, maine apni jaangh rakh di babuji ki jaangh pe aur do ungli se unka supaada chhedne lagi.

Sasur: Aur Seema tujhe neend aa jaayegi toh so jaana..

Seema: Abhi nahin aa rahi hai papa..

Main: Arre..Kya neend neend laga rakhka hai babuji..Teeno so ke utthe hai late, koi sone waala nahin hai jaldi..

Babuji bade gumsum se.

Sasur: Acchha..Toh theek hai, main hi apne kamre mein jaake so jaata hoon..

Main: Abhi aapko neend nahi aa rahi thhi, aur mujhe pakka yakeen hai ke aapko neend aayegi nahin, toh baitthiye na hamaare saath..

Seema: Haan papa..Baitthiye naa..Main chaadar daal doon bhabhi teeno pe, thandi hai..

Main: Haan acchha idea hai Seema..Daal de..Blanket hi daal de..

Seema utthi aur hamaare pairon ke paas se blanket utthaayi, babuji use dekh rahe thhe, uski chaadi ki outline saaf nazar aa rahi thhi. Seema ne blankethum teeno pe daal di aur babuji se chipak ke unka haath khud utthaake apni peeth pe rakh di, babuji ki himmat thodi badhi aur unhonein uski peeth aur kamar sehlaana shuru kar di, maine toh seedha lund hi sehlaana shuru kar diya pyjaame ke upar se, woh ab tan chuke thhe.

Main: Babuji ab aap bilkul fikar mat kijiye, main phirse aapko hospital jaane nahin dungi..Main hoon na..

Sasur: Arre bahu tere haath mein de diya hoon..Ab tu joh kare jaisa kare, teri marzi..

Main: Jab aapne haath mein mere haath mein de hi diya hai toh aapko nahin lagta Seema shaadi ke liye taiyyaar hai..Badan bhar gaya hai uska..

Seema: Bhabhi aap bhi naa..

Sasur: Bahu sahi keh rahi hai Seema..Main bhi soch raha thha..Teri nazar mein hai koi acchha ladka..

Main: Dhoondh loongi babuji..Jab aapka mere haath mein..Sorry..Jab aapne mere haath mein de hi diya hai toh mujhpe chhod dijiye..

Seema muskuraayi, babuji bhi use muskuraate dekh liye. Woh bhi muskuraaye.

Main: Par Seema apni ma ape nahin gayi hai..Hai na babuji..

Sasur: Nahi jaaye toh acchha hai..

Main: Aap pe hi gayi hai babuji..Uske kandhe, naak naksha..Aur bahut kuch sab aappe gaya hai..

Sasur: Shekhar gaya hai na apni ma ape..Isiliye uske jaisi harkat bhi karta hai..Gaya na door tujhse..Reh jaata tere paas..Sab toh de rakhha hai use..Tu bhi akeli kitne din..

Main: Aap hai na babuji..

Maine Seema ko aankh maar di, woh muskuraayi. Mujhse ab raha nahin jaa raha thha, Seema ne apna pair babuji ke ghutne pe Chadha rakha thha, maine Seema ko dekha.

Main: Seema..Yaar mujhse raha nahi jaa raha hai..

Seema: Matlab..

Maine babuji ka supaada Seema ke ghutne peg has diya, baap beti ki nazrein mili.

Main: Samjhi..Main jaa rahi hoon neeche..

Main blanket ke andar ghuske babuji ki kamar se pyjama utaar diya aur choosna shuru kar di, babuji aur Seema ke chehre bahut kareeb thhe.

Sasur: Beta..Maaf kar de mujhe..Hospital mein jab bahu sponge kar rahi thhi toh raha nahin gaya..

Seema ne babuji ke gaal pe apna haath rakh diya.

Seema: Sorry aapko nahin, maa aur bhaiyya ko kehna chaahiye..Galti unki hai, aap dono ki nahin..Aap dono enjoy kijiye..Khoob maze lijiye..

Sasur: Bahu theek kehti hai, tu samajhdaar aur shaadi ke laayak ho gayi hai..