AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 34

Babuji ab theek thhe. Main shock ho gayi thhi ke itne healthy insaan, jisne state level cricket khela thha, regular exercise karta thha, aur acchha khaata thha, use chest pains kyun huey. Ab woh AC room mein shift kar gaye thhe. Abhi bhi unka wazan 90 kgs thha. Maine dono gharon pe phone kar diya thha ke tension khatam ho gaya thha, babuji normal thhe, doctors ne kaha thha ke do din observation ke liye rakhke unhein ghar bhej denge. Kuch der baad nurse aayi unhein sponge bath dene. Babuji thode khitkhiti thhe, main baahar aa gayi aur nurse aur unki khitpit ho gayi unka shirt utaarte utaarte, nurse gusse mein baahar aa gayi.

Main: Kya hua sister..

Nurse: Arre..yeh aisa nikaalo, yeh mat nikaalo..Kya hai..Bahut khitkhiti hai..Apne se nahin hoga..

Main: Acchha theek hai, tum yeh sab andar rakh do, main de deti hoon..

Nurse chali gayi, main andar gayi.

Main: Kya hua babuji..

Sasur: Arre bahu maine bas itna kaha ke upar ka do, main neeche ka le lunga, toh woh naaraaz ho gayi..

Main: Acchha aap letiye..Agar main doon toh aapko koi problem toh nahin hai na..

Sasur: Bah utu kyun degi..Use bula phirse..Keh de main maan gaya hoon..

Main: Babuji main de deti hoon..Aap aaraam se letiye, shirt utaar dijiye..

Babuji ne apna shirt utaar diya, maine use side mein padi kursi pe rakh diya. Maine sponge bhigoya garam paani mein aur unhein sponge karne lagi, seene pe, pet pe, peeth pe aur haathon pe, phir unhein towel se ponch diya.

Main: Ab main yahaan..(Neeche ishaara karte huey)..

Sasur: Arre nahin bahu, yahaan kyun, yahaan main khud..

Main: Babuji, aapke haath mein syringe laga hua hai glucose ka, agar sui hil gayi toh problem hoga, aap letiye, main de deti hoon..

Babuji hichkichaaye, phir chup let gaye, maine phir se sponge bhigaaya, pehle ghutnon ke neeche ke pair sponge karne lagi, phir unhein poncha. Phir thoda hichkichaayi, babuji ko bhi sharam aa rahi thhi, maine spnge phir bhigaaya.

Main: Babuji, main aankhein bandh kar deti hoon, aap pyjama thodasa neeche utaar dijiye, nahin toh bheeg jaayega..

Babuji ne haan mein sar hilaaya, woh mere aankh bandh karne tak ruke, phir shaayad thoda sa neeche kar diya apne pyjama ko, main darr darr ke sponge unke paas le gayi, apna baanya haath unke pet ke neeche ke hisse pe rakkha aur sponge pakde huey seedhe haath se unke lund pe le gayi. Yakeen nahin ho raha thha. Meri peeth unke chehre ki taraf thhi, maine aankhein thodi si khol di, aur joh dekha, usse hairaan reh gayi. Aisa lund maine aaj tak nahin dekha thha, kareeb chhe inch ka murjaahye huey thha, agar tan jaata toh kitne ka hota, maine unke andkosh pe sponge phiraaya, unka lund tan ne laga, maine phirse sponge uspe phiraaya aur neeche upar aur side mein ponch rahi thhi, babuji ne kuch nahin kaha, ab lund kareeb nau inch tak tan gaya thha. Maine ek aur baar phiraaya, woh tan ke khada hua thha.

Main: Babuji, main..

Main bhaagi aur darwaaze ki kadi laga di, agar koi iss samay andar aata achaanak se toh pata nahin kya sochta. Babuji aise hi lete rahe aur apne lund ko aur mujhe dekh rahe thhe. Main lauti aur sponge phir se bheega diya aur ab acchhe se, sponge ke saath unke lund ko mutthi mein bhar ke upar neeche kar rahi thhi. Babuji ka haath meri kamar pe aa gaya, maine unke chehre ko dekha, unki aankhein bandh thhi, maine sponge ko kass liya unke lund pe aur mutthiyaane lagi, unki kamar utthne lagi, unki saansein tez hone lagi. Maine unka lund chhod diya, woh ek dum se aankhein khol diye, maine unke chehre pe dekha.

Main: Babuji..Kal hi aapko seene mein dard utthha thha..Agar zyaada uttejana ho gayi toh..Mujhe darr lag raha hai ke meri wajah se..

Sasur: Abhi toh khoon ragon mein daudne laga thha itne saal baad..Ruk mat bahu..Ab itna ki hai toh jhada de..

Maine sar haan mein hila diya, babuji ne meri gaand pe haath rakh diya.

Sasur: Woh sponge chhod, apne haath se mutthiya de..

Maine spnge rakh diya aur apni kamar aise rakh di ke agar woh chaahe toh meri track ke andar bhi haath daal sakein. Maine unke lund ko mutthi mein bhar liya aur mutthiyaane lagi zor zor se, unhein kuch kehne ki zaroorat nahin thhi, unka haath meri track mein ghus gaya aur unhonein meri gaand kass ke pakad li, maine mutthiyaana tez kar diya, babuji ki ungli meri chut pe reng rahi thhi, unki kamar utthh utthh ke gir rahi thhi. Itna zaroor thha ke yeh hathyaar bahut dino se bekaar pada thha, aaj kaam pe laga toh apni aukaat pe aa gaya. Maine babuji ko mutthiyaate huey unke chehre pe dekha.

Main: Babuji aapne kitne dino se..

Sasur: Pooch mat bahu..Jab bacchhe bade ho jaatein hain naa, toh hum jaison ki zindagi khatam ho jaati hai..Aaaahhh hila bahu, kass ke hila..Kaise laga mera..

Main: Kabhi dekha nahin hai itna bada babuji…

Sasur: Bahu..Moonh mein liya hai kabhi..Haaaaaaannnnn…Hila…

Main: Liya hai babuji..Aapka loon..

Sasur: Le le bahu..Le le..Aur tu zara bistar pe aaja, teri yeh pant thodi neeche kar doon toh chalega?

Main: Utaar doon babuji..

Sasur: Haan..Haan..Utaar de..Aaja..Hilaate reh..

Main: Utaarne ke liye chhodna padega ise..

Sasur: Chhod de bahu..

Maine unka lund chhod diya aur pehle jaake parda acchhe se laga diya khidki ka, phir unke saamne hi apni track utaar di, unki palke bhi nahin jhapak rahi tthi, inko dekhke mere papa ka haal yaad aa raha thha, shaayad meri saas ne bhi inka ration paani bandh kar rakhha thha, main track utaar ke unke bistar pe chadh gayi, jaise hi upar hui, unhonein kass ke meri gaand pakad li, maine unka lund moonh mein le liya, supaade se zyaada andar nahin jaa paa raha thha, main baaki ka lund zor se mutthiyaate rahi, woh meri gaand khol khol ke meri chut ke darshan kar rahe thhe, unki kamar ke utthne ki tezi bhi badh chuki thhi, woh jhadne ke kareeb thhe, pata nahin meri saas ke nange badan ke darshan kab huey thhe, par samajh mein aa raha thha ke iss aadmi ko blood pressure ne nahin yahaan pahunchaaya, inke frustration ne pahunchaaya hai. Unki dhaar chhootne lagi, maine unka supaad unke pet ki taraf taana aur mutthiyaate rahi, unka virya unke pet pe gir raha thha aur kuch boonde unke seene tak jaa pahunchi, aur itna gir raha thha jaise ke sadiyon se bhara pada ho. Unka badan dheela padh gaya aur chehre pe itni badi muskaan thhi ke kya bataaun. Yeh aadmi abhi utthhke cricket match khel sakta thha, ise hospital ki nahin, chut ki zaroorat thhi. Doctor toh nahin ban paayi main, par doctor ka kaam kar gayi. Meri saas ko line pe laana thha ab. Ek akeli jaan ko kitne kaam.

Kuch der baad Prem meri saas aur Seema ko hospital le aaya.

Saas: Ab jaa..Zara naha dhoke so le..Naashta kar liya..

Main: Haan maa kar liya, main jaake khaana bana leti hoon..

Saas: Khaana bana liya jaldi utthke..Tu bas aaraam kar ke shaam ko aa jaana, aaj main ruk jaaungi..

Sasur: Arre nahin Shekhar ki maa..Ab din bhar tum rukogi toh raat ko kaise reh paaogi, bahu reh legi raat ko..Thodi na main ise sataaunga..

Main babuji ka chehre dekhke muskuraayi, aur Prem mujhe ghar chhodne mere saath aa gaya, maine nahaaya dhoya, khaana khaake seedha waapas hospital aayi, ab papa, maa, Pulkit aur bhabhi bhi aa gaye thhe. Meri hi taareef chal rahi thhi. Mere sasaur toh meri taareef karke sab ke kaan paka chuke thhe.

Sasur: Lo aa gayi meri bahu..Ab sab jaa saktein hain..(Hansne lage)..

Meri maa aur Priya bhabhi ne mera chehra dekha, maine dono ko aankh maar diya, dono ke aankhein jaise badi ho gayi, main muskuraayi, baat cheet chal rahi thhi, maine socha ab shaam ho gayi hai yahaan, America mein subah ho rahi hogi, maine room ke baahar aake Shekhar ko phone lagaaya, saath aatth ring ke baad kisine phone utthaaya.

Main: Hello..Aap kaun..

Ladki: Sandhya..And who are you..

Main: I’m Shekhar’s wife..Aap kaun hain..

Ek dum se Shekhar hadbadaahat mein phone pe aaya.

Main: Yeh kaun thhi Shekhar, itni subah subah tumhaare saath..

Shekhar: Veena..Woh dost..

Main: Shekhar..Tum jhooth bol nahin paate..Saaf saaf bataao naa..

Shekhar: Sahi mein Veena, dost hai meri..Aur kuch nahin..

Main: Wahaan ke subah ke chhe baj rahein hain, aisi kaunsi dost hai joh chhe baje subah tumhein milne aati hai..

Shekhar: Veena..Main hafte bhar mein aa jaaunga..Phir baat karein..

Main: Shekhar, please bas ek baar, mujhe sach bataao, tumne iske saath raat guzaari naa..

Shekhar: Main aake..

Main: Sach bataao Shekhar, tumhein meri kasam..

Shekhar chup raha, main bhi sunna chaahti thhi.

Shekhar: Haan, veena..Bas ek baar..Main..

Main: Shekhar, main samajh sakti hoon ke aadmi ek saal tak aurat ko chhuey bagair nahin reh sakta, par hum ek dusre ko sach toh bata hi sakte hain naa..

Shekhar: I’m sorry..

Main: Mujhe sorry nahin Shekhar, sach ki zaroorat hai..Agar tumhe zaroorat hai toh zaroorat poori karo..Bas bataao..

Shekhar: Aainda se main..

Main: Aaj raat ko bhi so uske saath Shekhar, mujhe koi problem nahin, bas, bata do..

Shekhar: Maine sorry kaha naa..

Main: Main mazaak nahin kar rahi hoon naa hi main gussa hoon Shekhar..Normal hoon main..Bas itna chaahti hoon ke hamaare beech mein koi parda na rahe..Tum kya mere liye itna kar sakte ho..

Shekhar: Haan Veena..

Main: Dikhne mein kaisi hai, ek pic bhejo na whatsapp pe..Nanga..

Shekhar: Arre..Yeh kaisi baat hui..

Main: Agar tum use chod sakte ho, toh kya mere liye itna bhi nahin kar sakte..

Shekhar: Theek hai..Bhejunga..

Main: Abhi nahin bhejna, raat ko bhejna..Jab uske saath..

Shekhar: Babuji kaise hain..

Main: Babuji ke liye main hoon yahaan..Topic change mat karo..Condom pehente ho naa..Please koi surprise mat leke aana mere liye yahaan..

Shekhar: Pehenta hoon..baba..

Main: Toh phir theek hai..Babuji ko kal discharge mil jaayega..Acchhe hain woh..Maa aur Seema bhi theek hai..Kab tak aaoge..

Shekhar: Veena thoda kaam baaki thha, agar babuji theek hain toh main kaam khatam kar ke hi aata hoon..

Main: Koi baat nahin, agar iske alaawa bhi koi aur mili toh bataana, chhupaana mat..Kaash main tum dono ke saath hoti..

Shekhar: Kya..Kya kaha..Tum aur hamaare saath..Teeno..

Main: Kyun..Ek se bhale do..Maza tumhein hi aata..

Shekhar: Ab rakkho..Main raat ko call karta hoon, aaraam se baat karenge..

Main: Aaj mat karo, hospital mein uttha paaun ya nahin iski guarantee nahin hai..Kal discharge hoke babuji ghar pe aa jaayenge, tab main khud phone kar loongi.. Tumne utthaaya toh theek, nahin toh Sandhya se baat kar loongi..

Shekhar: Theek hai..Par naaraaz nahin ho na..

Main: Ab rakkho, andar jaana hai, sab hain..

Main phone kaatke andar gayi, maa, papa, Pulkit aur Bhabhi nikal hi rahe thhe, mujhe mile, thodi baat hui aur woh sab nikal gaye. Main dekh rahi thhi ke Prem aur Seema mein nain matakka chal raha hai, maine Seemaaur Prem ko kamre ke baahar aane ka ishaara kiya.

Main: Kya scene hai..

Seema: Scene matlab bhabhi..Main samjhi nahin..

Main: Dekh..Andha bhi andar hoga na, toh bhi samajh jaayega..Maa aur babuji ke saamne toh mat karo..Jaao, film dekho, main yahaan sambhaal loongi, keh dungi tere sar mein dard hai, aur Prem tujhe drop karne gaya hai..Aur tu Prem, film khatam hui toh seedhe yahaan nahin toh ise ghar le jaa..Aur tum dono suno..Agar garmi chadh rahi hai, toh condom saath rakh lo..Please, koi scene nahin chaahiye mujhe ghar pe..Shaadi vaadi ka baad mein dekh lenge..Jaao..

Dono sharmaate sharmaate chale gaye, main andar aa gayi aur maa aur babuji ke saath baitth gayi. Maa toh ek pooraani magazine padhne lagi, babuji mujhe hi taake jaa rahe thhe, maine unhein badi aankhon se dekha aur maa ki taraf ishaara kiya, woh samajh gaye aur nazarein hata di, phir do minute ke baad ghoorne lage. Inka kuch nahin ho sakta thha, raat ko meri thhukaai pakki thhi inke haath, sorry lund se. Aur main bhi yahi chaah rahi thhi. Nau inchi ka sochke, moonh aur chut mein paani aa gaya thha.