AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 31

Agli subah har subah ki tarah thhi, Late. Main utthi dus baje, bhabhi ke kamre mein, upar gayi toh Prem college gaya hua thha, Pulkit shaayad kaam pe, aur koi dikhaayi bhi nahin de raha thha. Maa aur Papa apne kamre mein nahin thhe, na bhabhi kahin dikhaayi de rahi thhi. Maine phone lagaaya bhabhi ko toh unhonein teen ring ke baad uttha liya. Woh godaam mein thhi maa aur papa ke saath. Main peecche chali gayi, teeno godaam ki saaf safaai kar rahe thhe. Saamaan ek taraf kar diya thha aur dhona dhaana chal raha thha. Teeno paseene mein lathpath thhe aur thake huey.

Main: Aaj kya godaam ki anniversary hai ...Nehla rahe ho ise..

Maa: Choohe ho gaye thhe beta..Dhool bhi kaafi jum gayi thhi..Khaane peene ka saamaan rehta hai yahaan..Saaf toh rakhna padega..Tu ne naashta kiya..

Main: Kar loongi..Aap log lage rahiye..

Main toh bhaag gayi wahaan se, isse pehle ke woh mujhe bhi jhaadu thama dete. Main aake akele naashta bana ke khaa li aur phir upar chali gayi. Pata nahin Prem kab aaya, meri aankh lag gayi thhi, usne apni kitaabein rakkhi aur chala gaya peecche, maa aur papa ki madad karne, saamaan bhaari thha. Prem jab kamre mein lauta, main tabhi utthi, woh seedha nahaane chala gaya, bhabhi bhi chali gayi, maa aur papa bhi apne kamre mein chale gaye. Papa jab bathroom mein andar gaye toh maa sheesh eke saamne khadi thhi, apna nanga badan dekhte huey, papa ne apne kapde utaar phenke aur unke peecche khade hoke unhein sheeshe mein dekhe. Maa apne taangon ke beech ke jungle ko dekh rahi thhi.

Papa: Saaf kar doon..

Maa: Aap karenge?

Papa: Haan..Pehle bhi toh kiya hai..

Papa ne maa ko stool pe bittha diya, shaving cream li aur unke jhaanton aur chut ke aas paas spray kar diya. Woh razor leke unke pairon ke beech baitthe. Maa unhe dekh rahi thhi. Papa ne shaving shuru kar di.

Maa: Kaunsi chakki ka aata khilaayi hai aapki maa ne..Ke dono bete bhi aap jaise hi hain..

Papa: Usi chakki pe toh tumhaari maa mili thhi meri maa se..Hamaara rishta wahin hua..Bataaya nahin kya usne..

Papa: Prem aap hi pe gaya hai..Aisi hi baatein banaata hai..

Dono hans diye. Maa thodi serious ho gayi.

Maa: Yeh joh hamaare ghar mein ho raha hai..Hum sab ke beech..Kya yeh aapko theek lagta hai..?

Papa ne uske chehre ki taraf dekha.

Papa: Tees saal ho gayein hain hamaari shaadi ko Devika..Aur in tees saalon mein hum dono ne kitne rishte toot te dekhein hain, ghar bikhar te dekhein hain..Bhai ko bhai se ladhte dekha hai..Tumhaari family bhi toh vakilon ke through baat karti hai..Agar sex..Hamaare ghar ko baandhe rakhta hai, aur hamaare rishton ko mazboot karta hai..Toh woh kharaab nahin ho sakta..Shaayad yeh samaaj ke niyam se pare ho..Par yehi dor humein ek banaaye rakhti hai..

Maa: Kahaan se seekha hai itni acchhi baatein karna..

Papa: Usi chakki ke aate ka asar hai..Waise kal raat Prem ke saath kaise rahi..

Maa: Bahut acchhi..Kisi bhi ladki ko khush kar de woh..

Papa: Bas humein soch samajh ke, dekh parakh ke ek acchhi ladki laani hai uske liye..

Maa ne haan mein sar hila diya, papa ne maa ko saaf kar diya thha.

Papa: Dekh..

Maa ne dekha, poori saaf thhi woh. Papa ne use khada kar diya aur usse chipak gaye.

Papa: Naha lein?

Maa: Bas..Aur kuch nahin..

Papa: (Vyang karte huey): Boodha hoon, thakk gaya hoon..

Maa ne papa ke lund ko pakad liya, aur muskuraayi.

Maa: Aap kuch keh rahe hain, yeh kuch keh raha hai..

Papa ne maa ke maathe ko choom liya aur shower on kar diya. Garam paani ki lehar dono ke badan pe behne lagi, chipke huey, dono ke honth mil gaye.