18-09-2019, 11:28 AM
Main- kuch nhi..main khud ja raha hu....dekhu to sahi kya khas kaam pad gaya saale ko....
Fir maine pen drive jeb me dali aur boss ke paas nikal gaya......
Main(boss ke cabin me)- hello sir....aapne bulaya....
Boss(gusse se)- maine kab bulaya tha aur tu abhi aa raha hai....kya laga rakha hai.....
Main- sorry sir...main kaam se bahar gaya tha.....
Boss(chilla kar)- kaisa kaam....tu kisi kaam ka hai bhi....sun...ye mera office hai...aur tu mere liye kaam karta hai...isliye jab bhi bulau....kutte ki tarah bhag kar aaya kar ...samjha....
Main(gusse se)- kya bola...kutta...sir....thoda tameej se baat karo....
Boss(beech me)- chup saale...ye mera office hai....tere baap ka nhi.....chupchap khada rah....
Main(gusse se)- bas....mere papa par mat jana....nhi to....
Boss(beech me)- nhi to kya be...mera hi kutta ...mujh par hi bhokta hai.....nhi to kya...kya karega tu....
Mera man to kiya ki abhi iski maa chod du...par kisi tarah maine apne aapko shant kiya.....kyoki yaha is par gath uthane ka matlab tha ki job se hath dhona...uper se security wale mujge hi pakadte.....
Boss(pass aa kar)- kya soch raha hai be....kya karega....bol na...
Main(gusse ko dawate huye)- sir....aakhir baat kya hai...thoda hi late hua hu....main busy tha sach me....
Boss- abe busy tha to busy bana rah.....waise bhi ab mujhe teri jaroorat nhi....tu ja....
Main- ok sir....
Boss- oye....kaha ja raha hai kutte....
Main(khoon khoul gaya)- bas...ab tameej se pesh aana...nhi to...
Boss(beech me)- nhi to kya...kya karega....
Main(shant ho kar)- kuch nhi...main jata hu....
Boss- jane se pahle ye le ja...tera termination....aaj ke baad tujge yaha aane ki jaroorat nhi...tu ja...sidha main darwaje se bahar....
Main(chounk kar)- but sir...meri galti kya hai....ye sab kyo....kuch to bataiye....
Boss(chilla kar)- you r fired....ab nikal yaha se...nhi to mere gaurds tujhe acche se nikalege....
Aur itna bolte hi 4 gaurds andar aa gaye....aur mujhe jane ka isara karne lage....main boss se kuch kah pata us ke pahle hi boss washroom me chala gaya,, jo uske cabin se attached tha.....
Mere pass koi chara nhi tha is waqt ...isliye main chupchap apna termination le kar nikal aaya....par gaurds mere sath hi rahe....aur mere sath hi mere cabin me aa gaye....
Gaurds-jaldi se apna saamaan le aur nikal le.....aur apna hi lena...office ka nhi....
Gaurds ki baat sun kar main use ghoorne laga...tabhi wo aage bada....
Gaurds- ghoor mat.......jaldi kar.....
Mujhe samjh nhi aa raha tha ki aakhir itni jaldi me ye sab kya ho gaya....par mere pass koi rasta nhi tha...main chupchap khada soche hi ja raha tha....ki tavi ravi waha aa gaya....
Gaurds- sun....humare paas aur bhi kaam hai tu jaldi kar....
Main(ghoor ke)- haa....karta hu saale.....
Gaurd- kya bola....
Meri baat sunkar gaurd aage bada ki tabhi ravi beech me aa gaya .....
Ravi(gaurd se)- sorry yaar...wo sir gusse me hai na...sorry....
Gaurd- ok....to bol isse ....jaldi se jaay yaha se...warna....bol ise....
Ravi- sir...sir..aap abhi yaha se chale jaiye....main hu na...main sab saamaan dekh luga.....abhi aap jaiye plz....
Main- ok....abhi yaha se jana hi theek hoga....par tu koi saamaan hilana bhi mat.....bas cabin lock kar dena....kyoki main yaha bapis jaroor aauga....pakka aauga....wo bhi bahut jald....
Aur fir main gusse se pair patakte huye office se nikal gaya.....
Pure raaste main bas yahi sochta raha ki aakhir ye sab hua kaise...par is waqt mujhe koi jawaab nhi mil raha tha....
Fir maine pen drive jeb me dali aur boss ke paas nikal gaya......
Main(boss ke cabin me)- hello sir....aapne bulaya....
Boss(gusse se)- maine kab bulaya tha aur tu abhi aa raha hai....kya laga rakha hai.....
Main- sorry sir...main kaam se bahar gaya tha.....
Boss(chilla kar)- kaisa kaam....tu kisi kaam ka hai bhi....sun...ye mera office hai...aur tu mere liye kaam karta hai...isliye jab bhi bulau....kutte ki tarah bhag kar aaya kar ...samjha....
Main(gusse se)- kya bola...kutta...sir....thoda tameej se baat karo....
Boss(beech me)- chup saale...ye mera office hai....tere baap ka nhi.....chupchap khada rah....
Main(gusse se)- bas....mere papa par mat jana....nhi to....
Boss(beech me)- nhi to kya be...mera hi kutta ...mujh par hi bhokta hai.....nhi to kya...kya karega tu....
Mera man to kiya ki abhi iski maa chod du...par kisi tarah maine apne aapko shant kiya.....kyoki yaha is par gath uthane ka matlab tha ki job se hath dhona...uper se security wale mujge hi pakadte.....
Boss(pass aa kar)- kya soch raha hai be....kya karega....bol na...
Main(gusse ko dawate huye)- sir....aakhir baat kya hai...thoda hi late hua hu....main busy tha sach me....
Boss- abe busy tha to busy bana rah.....waise bhi ab mujhe teri jaroorat nhi....tu ja....
Main- ok sir....
Boss- oye....kaha ja raha hai kutte....
Main(khoon khoul gaya)- bas...ab tameej se pesh aana...nhi to...
Boss(beech me)- nhi to kya...kya karega....
Main(shant ho kar)- kuch nhi...main jata hu....
Boss- jane se pahle ye le ja...tera termination....aaj ke baad tujge yaha aane ki jaroorat nhi...tu ja...sidha main darwaje se bahar....
Main(chounk kar)- but sir...meri galti kya hai....ye sab kyo....kuch to bataiye....
Boss(chilla kar)- you r fired....ab nikal yaha se...nhi to mere gaurds tujhe acche se nikalege....
Aur itna bolte hi 4 gaurds andar aa gaye....aur mujhe jane ka isara karne lage....main boss se kuch kah pata us ke pahle hi boss washroom me chala gaya,, jo uske cabin se attached tha.....
Mere pass koi chara nhi tha is waqt ...isliye main chupchap apna termination le kar nikal aaya....par gaurds mere sath hi rahe....aur mere sath hi mere cabin me aa gaye....
Gaurds-jaldi se apna saamaan le aur nikal le.....aur apna hi lena...office ka nhi....
Gaurds ki baat sun kar main use ghoorne laga...tabhi wo aage bada....
Gaurds- ghoor mat.......jaldi kar.....
Mujhe samjh nhi aa raha tha ki aakhir itni jaldi me ye sab kya ho gaya....par mere pass koi rasta nhi tha...main chupchap khada soche hi ja raha tha....ki tavi ravi waha aa gaya....
Gaurds- sun....humare paas aur bhi kaam hai tu jaldi kar....
Main(ghoor ke)- haa....karta hu saale.....
Gaurd- kya bola....
Meri baat sunkar gaurd aage bada ki tabhi ravi beech me aa gaya .....
Ravi(gaurd se)- sorry yaar...wo sir gusse me hai na...sorry....
Gaurd- ok....to bol isse ....jaldi se jaay yaha se...warna....bol ise....
Ravi- sir...sir..aap abhi yaha se chale jaiye....main hu na...main sab saamaan dekh luga.....abhi aap jaiye plz....
Main- ok....abhi yaha se jana hi theek hoga....par tu koi saamaan hilana bhi mat.....bas cabin lock kar dena....kyoki main yaha bapis jaroor aauga....pakka aauga....wo bhi bahut jald....
Aur fir main gusse se pair patakte huye office se nikal gaya.....
Pure raaste main bas yahi sochta raha ki aakhir ye sab hua kaise...par is waqt mujhe koi jawaab nhi mil raha tha....