AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 29

Main aur bhabhi kuch der sab ke saath baitthke unke kamre mein chale gaye, Prem apne kamre mein chala gaya. Ab Pulkit, Maa aur Papa hi baitthe thhe aangan mein, Prem apne mobile pe lag gaya kamre mein jaake. Usne whatsapp karna shuru kiya, bhabhi ko.

PremWhatsapp): Bhabhi..Aao na upar..

Bhabhi: Kya karna hai..

Prem: Masti..

Bhabhi: Samjhi nahin..

Prem: Yaar bhabhi, aao na..Veena ko bhi laao, teeno..

Wahaan papa Pulkit ki taraf dekhe, maa chup thhi.

Papa: Kal maalish kaisi rahi..

Maa ne ekdum se papa ki taraf dekha.

Pulkit: Maa se poocchhiye..Mere liye toh acchhi rahi..

Maa: Main andar jaa rahi hoon..

Papa: Acchha, abhi sharmaayegi..Baitthh..

Maa ne moonh banaaya.

Pulkit: Maa..Chhedne de Papa ko..Tujhe maza aaya naa..?

Maa: Aaya..Bas khush dono..

Papa: Dono kahaan khush huey..Kal toh sirf tu aur woh huey..

Bhabhi: (Whatsapp): Veena mana kar rahi hai..Keh rahi hai use neend aa rahi hai..

Prem: Arre yaar, tum log mood ki maa behen kar rahe ho..

Bhabhi: Tu maa ko kyun nahin bulaata apne kamre mein..Kal bade bhai ne toh liya thha..Aaj tu le..

Prem: Marna hai kya..Tum aao na..Veena ko rehne do..

Wahaan Papa aur Pulkit lage thhe maa ki taang kheenchne mein.

Papa: Pulkit..Bahut neend aa rahi hai yaar..Chal sotein hain..

Pulkit: Aaj dono time khaana zyaada ho gaya papa..Neend toh mujhe bhi aa rahi hai..

Maa: Chhat pe bistar laga doon dono kaa..Kal subah utarna akadke..

Papa: Akad toh neeche bhi sakta hai..Jaise kal raat Pulkit ka akda thha..

Pulkit: Maa ne toh surprise hi kar diya kal..

Maa: Ab toh main jaa hi rahi hoon..

Papa: Agar tu gayi na, toh main..Main..

Pulkit: Baitth na maa..Ab toh sab saaf hai naa..Ab toh hum sab farm house jaayenge kisi din..Wahaan disturb nahin honge..

Maa: Bas baap bete ke dimaag mein aur kuch aata hai ya nahin..

Papa: Dimaag aur moonh pe aata hai..Tera toh moonh pe nahin aata, par dimaag mein aata zaroor hai..

Maa: Haan, jaise aapko sab pata hai..

Pulkit: Tu, main papa aur Priya chalenge saath..Papa ko Priya bahut pasand hai..

Maa: In ko sab pasand hai beta..Aur Priya toh hai hi..

Papa: Hai hi matlab..Aage bol na..

Pulkit: Haan maa bol na..Priya kaisi hai..

Maa: Tere baap se hi pooch na..

Prem: (Whatsapp): Dekho main so gaya toh..

Bhabhi: So jaao..Dhamki mat do..Agar humein zaroorat padi toh utthna padega..

Prem: Tab main utthne se raha..

Bhabhi: Utthaana hamaara kaam hai, lagaana tumhaara..

Prem: Main lagaane se raha..

Bhabhi: Utthega toh so oge kaise..

Prem: Woh mera problem hai..

Bhabhi: Maa ko lund bata sakte ho, de nahin sakte..

Prem: Aapko kaise pata chala..Maa ne bataaya..

Bhabhi: Haan..Kaise laga thha..

Prem: Kya bataaun bhabhi..Maa ko dekhke kadak ho gaya thha..

Bhabhi: Jab kadak hua thha, toh kheencha kyun nahin maa ko andar..

Prem: Maa kheench ke laga deti..

Bhabhi: Agar kheench ke lagaana thha toh usi samay laga deti..Samjhe..

Prem: Matlab..

Bhabhi: Matlab chaahiye use..De de..

Wahaan ab maa bhi khulne lagi thhi.

Maa: Bahu toh kisi ko bhi rijha de, toh yeh kya cheez hai..

Papa: Bataaya thha na chhat pe, main kya cheez hoon..

Maa: Rehne dijiye, aapse toh acchha Pulkit hai..

Papa: Toh beta ek kadam aage hi rahega naa..Yeh toh khushi ki baat hai..

Pulkit: Maa teri bahu ko papa ke saath bahut maza aata hai..

Maa: Jawaan ladkiyaan boodhon ko pasand karti hi hain..

Papa: Boodha hoga mera baap..Aaj bhi do do ko chod ke theek kar sakta hoon..

Maa: Kab liya hai do do ko aapne..

Papa: Rehne de..Ab kya history sunaaun mein tujhe..

Maa: Do machine liye honge..Ladkiyaan nahin..

Pulkit: Maa..Prem ke baare mein kya khayaal hai..

Maa: Kya khayaal hai matlab..Ab usse bhi..

Pulkit: Maa..Jawaan hai woh..Mere se bhi zyaada..

Maa: Bas abhi..Zyaada ho raha hai..

PremAb bhi whatsapp pe): Bhabhi..Tum mazaak kar rahi ho..

Bhabhi: Acchha maa ka chhod..Aaj mere saath kya karega..Kuch naya hai dimaag mein..

Prem: Bhabhi abhi phone pe kya bataaun..Tu aaja, practical mein bata deta hoon..

Bhabhi: Phone pe mood bana na mera pehle..

Prem: Chaat dunga, tumhaara saara badan..Ek hissa chhodunga nahin..Tumhaare badan ko dheela kar dunga..Apni zabaan se..

Bhabhi: Theek hai..Bas..Main thodi der mein aati hoon..Pakad ke baitth..

Prem: Main ruk nahin sakta..Tum kahaan ho..

Bhabhi: Apne kamre mein Veena ke saath..

Prem: Main aa raha hoon..

Prem ab hamaare kamre mein aa gaya aur darwaaza bandh kar diya, aur bistar pe aake bhabhi ko pakad liya, bhabhi aur main dono surprise ho gaye.

Bhabhi: Prem chhod na..Jaldi kya hai..

Prem: Phone pe garam kar rahi thhi itna..ab kya hua..

Bhabhi: Phone pe..Kab..Mera phone toh shaayad rasoi mein reh gaya hai..

Prem ke hosh hi udd gaye, woh bistar se uttha aur darwaaze ki taraf chal diya, hum use dekhte rahe, woh baraamde se guzarta hua, maa ko dekhte huey, aur maa use ghoorte huey, chalne laga, woh seedha apne kamre mein aake apne bistar pe let gaya. Uska whatsapp ka ringtone baja, usne darr ke dekha.

Bhabhi: Aa jaaun..

Prem: Aa jaao..Maa..

Maa utth khadi hui.

Maa: Main zara prem ke kamre se aati hoon..

Pulkit: Meri baat pe gaur kar maa..

Maa: Gaur karne hi jaa rahi hoon..

Maa upar aa gayi aur darwaaza khatkhataaya, Prem ne darwaaza khola, maa andar gayi, maa ne Prem ko bhabhi ka phone bataaya.

Maa: Iska lock aur mera lock ek hai..

Prem chup raha, maa ne palat ke darwaaza lock kiya aur Prem ke saamne khadi ho gayi, Prem use dekh raha thha. Maa ne uske seene pe haath rakh diya.

Maa: Mere baare mein soch ke kabhi mutth maara hai..

Prem: Haan maa..Maara hai..

Maa: Veena aur bhabhi ko choda hai na tu ne..

Prem: Haan maa..

Maa: Toh aaj apni maa ko chod..Chodega..

Prem ne socha jab itna sab khul gaya hai toh ab kya sharmaana, usne maa ko apni baahon mein kheench liya.

Maa: Aaj mujhe bhi apne lund ki sair kara..