Sasur aur Kanchan

[arushidayal]

Aaj to usne apne varandah ki
light bhi off nahin ki taaki thori roshni under aati rahe aur sasur ji
uski jawaani ko dekh saken. Poori tayaari karke Kanchan ne apne baal
bhi khol liye aur bister pe bahut maadak dhung se lait gayi. Vo pait
ke bal laiti hui thi aur usne petticoat itna oopar chadha liya ki ab
vo uske chootron se do inch hi neeche tha. Kanchan ki gori gori
maansal jaanghen aur taangen poori tarah se nangi thi. Sasur ji ke
swaagat ki poori tayari ho chuki thi. Raat bhi kaafi ho chuki thi aur
Kanchan bari besabri se sasur ji ke aane ka intzaar kar rahi thi. Vo
soch rahi thi ki sasur ji usko gahri neend mein samajh kar kya kya
karenge. Raat ko kareeb ek baje ke aas paas Kanchan ko apne kamre ka
darwaaza khulne ki awaaz aai. Uski saansen tez ho gayi. Thora thora
darr bhi lug raha tha. Sasur ji dabe paaon kamre mein ghuse aur saamne
ka nazaara dekh ke unka dil zor zor se dhadkne laga. Bahu itni thaki
hui aur neend mein thi ki usne nightie tak nahin pahni. Pait ke bal
pari hui bahu ke chootron ka ubhaar bahut hi jaan lewa tha. Baahar se
aati hui bhini bhini roshni mein jaanghon tak utha hua petticoat bahu
ki nangi taangon ko bahut hi maadak bana raha tha. Bahu aise taangen
phaila ke pari hui thi ki thora sa petticoat aur oopar sarak jata to
bahu ki lajaab choot ke darshan ho jaate jiski jhalak Ramlal pahle bhi
dekh chukka tha. Aaj mauka tha jee bhar ke bahu ki choot ke darshan
karne ka. Ramlal mun hi mun mana raha tha ki kahin bahu kacchhi pahan
ke na so gayi ho. Tabhi uski nazar bister ke paas zameen pe pari hui
kacchhi aur bra pe par gayi. Ramlal ka lund buri tarah se khada ho
gaya tha. Ramlal soch raha tha.ki bechaari bahu itni neend mein thi ki
kacchhi aur bra bhi zameen pe hi phenk dee. Ab to use yakeen tha ki
bahu petticoat aur blouse ke neeche bikul nangi thi. Sara din bra aur
kacchhi mein kasi hui jawaani ko bahu ne raat ko aazaad kar diya tha.
Aur aaj raat Ramlal bahu ki azaad jawaani ke darshan karne ka irada
kar ke aaya tha. Phir bhi vo yakeen karna chaahta tha ki bahu gahri
neend mein so rahi hai. Usne Kanchan ko dheere se pukaara,
“ Bahu! Bahu! So gayi kya?” koi jabaab nahin. Ab Ramlal ne dheere se
Kanchan ko hilaya. Ab bhi bahu ne koi harkat nahin ki. Ramlal ko
yakeen ho gaya ki neend ki goli ne apna kaam kar diya hai. Kanchan
aankhen bund kiye pari hui thi. Ab Ramlal ki himmat barh gayi. Vo
bahu ki kacchhi ko utha ke sooghne laga. Bahu ki kacchhi ki gandh ne
use madhosh kar diya. Sara din pahni hui kacchhi mein choot, peshaab
aur shaayad bahu ki choot ke rus ki milijuli khushboo thi. Lauda buri
tarah se phanphanaya hua tha. Ramlal ne bahu ki kacchhi ko jee bhar ke
chooma aur uski maadak gandh ka anand liya. Ab Ramlal pait ke bal pari
hui bahu ke pairon ki taraf aa gaya. Bahu ki alharh jawani ab uske
saamne thi. Ramlal ne dheere dheere bahu ke petticoat ko oopar ki or
sarkana shuru kar diya. Thori hi der mein petticoat bahu ki kamar tak
oopar uth chukka tha. Saamne ka nazaara dekh ke Ramlal ki aankhen
phati rah gayi. Bahu kamar se neeche bilkul nangi thi. Aaj tak usne
itna khoobsoorat nazaara nahin dekha tha. Bahu ke gore gore mote mote
phaile hue chooter baahar se aati hui bhini bhini roshni mein bahut
hi jaan lewa lug rahe the. Ramlal apni zindagi mein kayi aurton ko
chod chukka tha lekin aaj tak itne sexy nitumb kisi bhi aurat ke nahin
the. Ramalal mun hi mun sochne laga ki agar aisi aurat use mil jae to
vo zindagi bhar uski gaand hi marta rahe. Lekin aisi kismat uski
kahan? Aaj tak usne kisi aurat ki gaand nahin maari thi. Maarne ki to
bahut koshish ki thi lekin uske gadhe jaise lund ko dekh kar kisi
aurat ki himmat hi nhin hui. Pata nahin beta bahu ki gaand maarta hai
ki nahin. Udhar Kanchan ka bhi bura haal tha. Usne khel to shuru kar
diya lekin ab use bahut sharam aa rahi thi aur thora darr bhi lug raha
tha.. Haalanki ek baar pahle vo sasur ji ko apne nange badan ke
darshan kara chuki thi lekin us waqt sasur ji bahut door the. Aaj to
sasur ji apne haathon se use nangi kar rahe the. Phaili hui taangon
ke beech se choot ke ghane baalon ki jhalak mil rahi thi. Ramlal ne
bahut hi halke se bahu ke nange chootron pe haath pherna shuru kar
diya. Kanchan ke dil ki dhadkan tez hone lagi. Ramlal ne halke se ek
ungli Kanchan ke chootron ki daraar mein pher dee. Lekin Kanchan jis
mudra mein laiti hui thi us mudra mein uski gaand ka chhed dono
chooton ke beech bund tha. Aakir Kanchan ek aurat thi. Ek marad ka
haath uske nange chootron ko sahla raha tha. Ab uski choot bhi gili
hone lagi. Abhi tak Kanchan apni dono taangen seedhee lekin thori
chauri karke pait ke bal laiti hui thi.. Sasur ji ko apni choot ki
jhalak aur acchhi tarah dene ke liye ab usne ek taang mor ke oopar
kar lee. Aisa karne se ab Kanchan ki choot uski taangon ke beech mein
se saaf nazar aane lagi. Bilkul saaf to nahin kahenge, lekin jitni
saaf us bhini bhini roshni mein nazar aa sakti thi utni saaf nazar aa
rahi thi. Gori gori maansal jaanghon ke beech ghani aur lumbi lumbi
jhaanton se dhaki bahu ki khoob phooli hui choot dekh ke Ramlal ki
laar tapkne lagi. Haalanki gaand ka chhed ab bhi nazar nahin aa raha
tha. Ramlal ne neeche jhuk ke apna munh bahu ki jaanghon ke beech daal
diya. Bahu ki jhaanton ke baal uski naak aur honthon se touch kar rahe
the. Ab kutte ki tarah vo bahu ki choot soonghne laga. Kanchan ki
choot kaafi geeli ho chuki thi aur ab usme se bahut maadak khushboo
aa rahi thi. Aaj tak to Ramlal bahu ki panty soongh kar hi kaam chala
raha tha lekin aaj use pata chala ki bahu ki choot ki gandh mein kya
jaadoo hai. Ramalal ko ye bhi acchhi tarah samajh aa gaya koi kutta
kutia ko chodne se pahle uski choot kyon sooghta hai. Ramalal ne
himmat karke halke se bahu ki choot ko choom liya. Kanchan is ke liye
tayar nahin thi. Jaise hi Ramlal ke honth uski choot pe lage vo
harbara gayi. Ramlal jhat se chaarpayi ke neeche chhup gaya. Kanchan
ab seedhee ho kar peeth ke bal lait gayi lekin apna petticoat jo ki
kamar tak uth chukka tha neeche karne ki koi koshish nahin ki. Ramlal
ko laga ki bahu phir so gayi hai to vo phir chaarpaayi ke neeche se
baahar nikla. Baahar nikal ke jo nazaara useke saamne tha use dekh ke
vo dung rah gaya.bahu ab peeth ke bal parihui thi. Petticoat pait tak
oopar tha or uski choot bilkul nangi thi. Ramlal bahu ki choot dekhta
hi raha gaya. Ghane kaale lumbe lumbe baalon se bahu ki choot poori
tarah dhaki hui thi. Baal uski nabhi se kareeb teen inch neeche se hi
shuru ho jaate the. Ramlal ne aaj tak kisi aurat ki choot pe itne
lumbe aur ghane baal nahin dekhe the. Poora jungle uga rakha tha bahu
ne. Aisa lug raha tha maano ye ghane baal buri nazron se bahu ki choot
ki raksha kar rahe hon. Ab Ramalal ki himmat nahin hui ki vo bahu ki
choot ko sahla sake kyonki bahu peeth ke bal pari hui thi aur ab agar
uski aankh khuli to vo Ramlal ko dekh legi. Bahu ke honth thore thore
khule hue the. Ramlal bahu ke un gulaabi honthon ko choosna chaahta
tha lekin aisa kar pana mushkil tha. Phir achanak Ramlal ke dimaag
mein ek plan aaya. Usne bahu ka prtticoat dheere se neeche karke uski
nangi choot ko dhak diya. Ab usne apna phanphnaya hua lauda apni dhoti
se baahar nikaala aur dheere se bahu ke khule hue gulaabi honthon ke
beech tika diya. Kanchan ko ek second ke liye samjh nahin aaya ki uski
honthon ke beech ye garam garam sasur ji ne kya rakh diya lekin agle
hi pal vo samjh gayi ki uske honthon ke beech sasur ji ka tana hua
lauda hai. Marad ke lund ka taste vo acchhi tarah pahchaanti thi. Apne
devar ka lund vo na jaane kitni baar choos chuki thi. Vo ek baar phir
harbara gayi lekin is baar bahut koshish karke vo bina hile aankhen
bund kiye pari rahi. Sasur ji ke lund ke supare se nikle hue rus ne
Kanchan ke honthon ko geela kar diya. Kanchan ke honth thore aur khul
gaye. Ramlal ne dekha ki bahu ab bhi gahri neend mein hai to uski
himmat aur barh gayi. Bahu ke honthon ki garmi se uska lund bahu ke
munh mein ghusne ko utaavla ho raha tha. Ramlal ne bahut dheere se
bahu ke honthon pe pane lund ka dabaav barhana shuru kiya. Lekin lund
to bahut mota tha. Munh mein lene ke liye Kanchan ko poora munh kholna
parta. Ramlal ne ab apna lund bahu ke honthon pe ragrna shuru kar diya
aur saath mein uske munh mein bhi ghuserne ki koshish karne laga.
Ramlal ke lund ka supara bahu ke thook se geela ho chukka tha. Kanchan
ki choot buri tarah geeli ho gayi thi. Uska apne oopar control toot
raha tha. Uska dil kar raha tha ki munh khol ke sasur ji ke lund ka
supara munh mein lele. Ab naatak khtam karne ka waqt aa gaya tha.
Kanchan ne aisa naatak kiya jaise uski neend khul rahi ho. Ramlal to
is ke liye tayar tha hi. Usne jhat se lund dhoti mein kar liya. Bahu
ka petticoat to pahle hi teek kar diya tha. Kanchan ne dheere dheere
aankken kholi aur sasur ji ko dekh kar harbara ke uth ke baithne ka
naatak kiya. Vo ghabraate hue apne ast vyast kapre theek karte hue boli,
“ Pita ji….aaap..! yehaan kya kar rahe hain?”
“ Ghabrao nahin beti, hum to dekhne aae the ki kahin tumhaari tabiyat
aur zyada to kharaab nahin ho gayi. Kaisa lug raha hai ?” Ramlal bahu
ke maathe pe haath rakhta hua bola jaise suchmuch bahu ka bukhaar
check kar raha ho. Kanchan ke blouse ke teen hook khule hue the. Vo
apni choochion ko dhakte hue boli,
“ jee.. main ab bilkul theek hun. Neend ki golian khaa ke acchhi neend
aa gayi thi. Lekin aap itni raat ko….?”
“ Haan beti, bahu ki tabiyat kharaab ho to humen neend kaise aati.
Socha dekh len tum theek se so to rahi ho.”
“ Such pita ji aap kitne acchhe hain.. Hum to bahut lucky hain jise
itne acchhe saas aur sasur mile.”
“ aisa na kaho bahu. Tum roz humaari itni seva karti ho to kya hum ek
din bhi tumhaari seva nahin kar sakte? Humaari apni beti hoti to kya
hum ye sub nahin karte” Ramlal pyaar se bahu ki peeth sahlaate hue
bola. Kanchan mun hi mun hanste hue sochne lagi, apni beti ko bhi
aadhi raat ko nangi karke uske munh lund pail dete?
“ Pita ji hum bilkul theek hain. Aap so jaaiye.”
“ Acchha bahu hum chalte hain. Aaj to tumne kapre bhi nahin badle.
Bahut thak gayi hogi.”
“ Jee sir mein bahut dard ho raha tha.”
“ Hum samjhate hain bahu. Are ye kya ? Tumhaari kacchhi aur bra neeche
zameen pe pari hui hai.” Ramlal aise bola jaise uski nazar bahu ki
kacchhi aur bra par abhi pari ho. Ramlal ne bahu ki kacchhi aur bra
utha lee.
“ Jee hamen de dijiye.” Kanchan sharmaate hue boli.
“ Tum aaraam karo hum dhone daal denge. Lekin aise apni kacchhi mut
penka karo. Vo kala naag sooghta hua aa jaaega to kya hoga? Us din to
tum bach gayi nahin to taangon ke beech mein zaroor kaat leta.”
Kanchan ne mum hi mun kaha vo kala naag kaate ya na kaate lekin sasur
ji ki taangon ke beech ka kaala naag zaroor kisi din kaat lega. Ramlal
bahu ki kacchhi aur bra le ke chala gaya. Kanchan achhi tarah jaanti
thi ki uski kacchhi ka kya haal hone wala hai. Ramlal bahu ki kacchhi
apne kamre mein le gaya aur uski maadak khushboo soongh ke apne lund
ke supaare pe rakh ke ragarne laga. Humesha ki tarah dher sara veerya
bahu ki kacchhi mein undel diya aur lund kucchhi se ponchh ke use
dhone mein daal diya. Kacchhi ki dastaan Kanchan ko agle din kapre
dhote samay pata lug gayi.
Kanchan ka plan to safal ho gaya aur sasur ji ke iraade bhi bilkul
saaf ho gaye the lekin Kanchan abhi tak sasur ji ke lund ke darshan
nahin kar paayi thiEk din phir se saasu maa ko shahar jana tha. Is baar Ramlal ne phir
unhen akela hi bhej diya. Biwi ke jaane ke baad vo Kanchan se bola,
" Bahu aaj badan mein bahut dard ho raha hai zara Kamla ko bula do.
Bahut acchhi maalish karti hai. Badan ka dard door kar degi." Ye sun
ke Kanchan ko jalan hone lagi. Vo jaanti thi Kamla kaisi maaish
karegi. Kanchan ne socha aaj acchha mauka hai. Saasu maa bhi nahin
hai. Vo boli,
" Kyon pitaji ? ghar mein bahu ke rahte aap kisi aur ko kyon maalish
ke liye bulaana chaahte hain? Aapne humaari maalish kahan dekhi hai?
Ek baar karwa ke dekhiye, Kamla ki maalish bhool jaaenge."
" Are nahin beti, hum apni bahu se kaise maalish karwa sakte hain ?"
Ramlal ke mun mein laddoo phootne lage. Vo soch raha tha ki ye to
sunehari mauka hai. Haath se nahin jaane dena chaahiye.
"Aap humen beti bol rahe hain lekin shaayad apni beti ki tarah nahin
maante? Aapki sewa karke humen bahut khushi milti hai."
" Aisa na kaho bahu. Tum beti ke samaan nahin humari bati hi ho. Tum
suchmuch bahut acchhi ho. Lekin tumhaari saasu maa ko pata chal gaya
to vo mujhe maar daalegi."
" Kaise pata chalega pitaji vo to shaam tak aaegi. Chaliye ab hum
aapki maalish kar dete hain. Apko bhi to pata chale ki aapki bahu
kaisi maalish karti hai."
" theek hai bahu. Lekin apni ssasu maa ko batana nahin."
" Nahin bataaenge pitaji, aap bephikar rahiye."
Ramlal ne jaldi se zameen pe chatai bichha dee aur dhoti ko chhor ke
sub kapre utaar ke lait gaya. Uska dil dhak dhak kar raha tha. Kanchan
Ramlal ke gathe hue badan ko dekhti hi rah gayi. Waakayi mein succhha
marad tha. Chauri chhaati aur uspe ghane kale baal dekh kar to Kanchan
ke dil pe chhurian chalne lagi. Kanchan ne Ramlal ki taangon ki
maalish shuru kar dee. Saari ke pallu se usne ghoonghat bhi kar rakha
tha. Bahu ke mulaayam haathon ka sparsh Ramlal ko bahut acchha lug
raha tha. Kanchan ne pahle se hi plan bana rakha tha. Achanak tail ki
bottle Kanchan ki saari pe gir gayi.
" ooph humaari saari kharaab ho gayi."
" Bahu saari pahan ke koi maalish karta hai kya. Kharaab kar lee na
apni saari? Chalo saari utaar lo, phir maalish karna."
" Jee, main salwaar kameez pahan ke aati hun."
" Are uski kya zaroorat hai? Saari utaar lo bus. Salwaar pe tail gir
gaya to salwaar utaarni par jaaegi. Agar salwaar utaarna manzoor hai
to theek hai salwaar kameez pahan aao."
" Haa .... salwaar kaise utaarenge . Salwaar utaarne se to acchha hai
ki saari hi utaar dun, lekin aapke saamne saari kaise utaarun. Humen
to sharam aati hai.'
" Sharam kaisi bahu? Tum to humaari beti ke samaan ho. Aur phir hum
to tumhen petticoat blouse mein kai baar dekh chuke hain. Apne sasur
se koi sharmaata hai kya?"
" Theek hai pitaji. Utaar deti hun." Kanchan ne bari ada ke saath apni
saari utaar dee. ab vo kewal petticoat aur blouse mein thi. Petticoat
usne bahut neecha baandh rakha tha. Blouse bhi saamne se low cut tha.
Achanak Kanchan kamre se baahar bhaagi,
" Are kya hua bahu kahaan jaa rahi ho?" Ramlal ne poochha.
" Jee bus abhi aai. Apni chunni to le aaun." Ramlal to bahu ke ooper
neeche hote hue nitumbon ko dekh kar nihaal ho gaya. Kanchan thori der
mein waapas aa gayi. Ab usne chunni se ghoonght nikaal rakha tha.
Lekin kamar pe bahut neeche bandhe petticoat aur low cut blouse mein
se uski jawaani baahar nikal rahi thi. Kanchan Ramlal ke paas baith
gayi aur usne phir se Ramlal ki taangon ki maalish shuru kar dee. Is
waqt Kanchan ka sir Ramlal ke sir ki or tha. Maalish karte hue bahu is
prakaar se jhuki hui thi ki low cut blouse mein se uski bari bari
jhoolti hui choochian Ramlal ko saaf dikhai de rahi thi. Maalish karte
hue dono idher udher ki baaten kar rahe the. Kanchan ko acchhi tarah
maaloom tha ki sasur ji ki nazren uske blouse ke under jhaak rahi
hain. Aaj to Kanchan ne thaan liya tha ki sasur ji ko poori tarah
tarpaa ke hi chhoregi. Mardon ko tarpaane ki kala mein to vo maahir
thi hi. Itne mein Ramlal ne bahu se poocha,
" bahu tumne vo gaana suna hai, ` chunri ke neeche kya hai? Choli ke
peechhe kya hai?"
" Jee pita ji suna hai. Aapko acchha lagta hai.?" Kanchan aage jhukte
hue sasur ji ko apni gori gori choochion ke aur bhi zyada darshan
karaati hui boli.
" Haan bahu bahut achha lagta hai." Kanchan samajh rahi thi ki sasur
ji ka ishaara kis or hai. Sasur ji ki jaanghon tak maalish karne ke
baad Kanchan ne socha ki ab sasur ji ko uske nitumbon ke darshan
karaane ka waqt aa gaya hai. Kanchan jaanti thi ki uske nitumb mardon
par kya asar karte hain. Usne jaanghon se neeche ki or maalish karne
ke bahaane ab apna munh sasur ji ke pairon ki or aur apne vishaal
chooter sasur ji ke munh ki or kar diye. Maalish karte hue usne apne
chhoter bare hi maadak dhung se peechhe ki or ubhaar diye the. Ramlal
ke dil pe to maano chhuri chal gayi. Petticoat ke maheen kapre mein se
bahu ki gulaabi rang ki kachhi jhaank rahi thi. Ramlal bahu ke vishaal
chootron ko lalchaayi nazron se dekhta hua bola,
" Are bahu aise maalish karne mein pareshaani hogi. Humaare oopar aa
jaao."
" Hai Ram aapke oopar kaise aa sakte hain?"
" Are ismen sharmaane ki kya baat hai? Apni ek taang humaare ek taraf
aur doosri taang doosri taraf kar lo."
" Jee aapko pareshaani to nahin hogi ?"
Kanchan Ramlal ke oopar aa gayi. Ab uska ek ghutna sasur ji ke kamar
ke ek taraf aur doosra ghutna kamar ke doosri taraf tha. Petticoat
ghutnon tak oopar karna para. Is mudra mein Kanchan ke vishaal chooter
Ramlal ke munh ke theek saamne the. Ghutnon se neeche Kanchan ke gore
gore pair nange the. Kanchan Ramlal ke pairon ki or munh karke uski
jaanghon se neeche ki or maalish kar rahi thi. Ramlal ka mun kar raha
tha ki bahu ke chootron ke beech munh de de. Vo petticoat ke meaheen
kapre mein se bahu ke vishaal chootron pe simatati hui kacchhi ko dekh
raha tha.
" bahu tum jitni samjhdaar ho utni hi sunder bhi ho."
" Such pita ji ? Kahin aap humen khush karne ke liye to nahin bol rahe
hain."
" Tumhaari kasam bahu hum jhoot kyon bolenge? Tabhi to humne tumhen
ekdum Rakesh ke liye pasand kar liya tha. Shaadi se pahle tumaahre
peechhe bahut ladke chakkar lagaate honge.?"
" Jee vo to sabhi ladkion ke peeche chakkar lagaate hain."
" Nahin bahu sabhi ladkian tumhaari tarah sexy nahin hoti. Bolo, ladke
bahut tung karte the kya?"
" Haan pita ji karte to the."
" Kya karte the bahu?"
" Ab hum aapko vo sub kaise bata sakte hain?"
" Are phir se vahi sharmaana. Chalo bataao. Humen sasur nahin, apna
dost samjho."
" Jee seetian maarte the. Kabhi kabhi to bahut gande gande comment bhi
dete the. Bahut si baaten to humen samajh hi nahin aati thi."
" Kya bolte the bahu?"
" unki gandi baatn hamen samjh nahin aati thi. Lekin itna zaroor pata
tha ki humaari chhation aur nitumbon pe comment dete the. Kaise
kharaab hote hain ladke. Ghar mein maa behan nahin hote kya?"
" Aur kya kya karte the?"
" Jee, Class mein bhi ladke jaan boojh ke apni pencil humaare pairon
ke paas phenk dete the aur use uthaane ke bahaane humaari skirt ke
under taangon ke beech mein jhaankne ki koshish karte the. college ki
dress skirt thi nahin to hum salwaar kameez hi pahan ke college jaate.
Ladke log hote hi bahut kharaab hain."
" Nahin bahu ladke kharaab nahin hote. Vo to bechaare tumhaari jawaani
se pareshaan rahte honge."
" Lekin kisi ladki pe gande gande comment dena aur uski taangon ke
beech mein jhaankna to badtameezee hoti hai na pitaji?"
" Ismen badtameezee ki kya baat hai bahu. Bachpan se hi her marad ke
mun mein aurat ki taangon ke beech mein jhaankne ki jigysa hoti hai
aur jub vo bara ho jata hai tub to aurat ki taangon ke beech mein
pahunchna hi uska lakshya bun jata hai."
" Haa! Ye bhi kya lakshya hua.? Marad log to hote hi aise hain."
" Lekin bahu ladkian bhi to kum nahin hoti. Dekho na aaj kal to shahar
ki jyadatar ladkian shaadi se pahle hi apna subkuchh de deti hain. Tum
bhi to shahar ki ho bahu."
" Acchha pita ji! kya matlub aapka? Hum vaise nahin hain. Itne ladke
humaare peechhe pare the, yehaan tak ki kayi master ji log bhi humaare
peechhe pare the, lekin humne to shaadi se pahle aisa vaisa kucchh
nahin kiya."
"Such bahu? Yakeen nahin hota ki itni sexy ladki ko ladkon ne kunwaara
chhor diya hoga."
" Humne kisi ladke ko aaj tak haath bhi nahin lagaane diya."
" Aaj tak ? bechaara Rakesh abhi tak kunwara hi hai. Suhaag raat ko
bhi haath nahin lagaane diya?" Ramlal hansta hua bola.
" Haa ...pita ji aap to bahut kharaab hain. Suhaag raat ko to pati ka
haq banta hai. Unhen thore hi hum mana kar sakte hain." Kanchan bare
hi maadak dhung se apne chootron ko Ramlal ke munh ki or uchkaati hui
boli. Ramlal Kanchan ke chootron se simat kar unki daraar mein jaati
hui kachhi ko dekh dekh kar paagal ho raha tha.
" Bahu ek baat kahun? Tum shaadi ke baad se bahut hi khoobsoorat ho
gayi ho."
" Pita ji aap to aise bol rahe hain jaise shaadi se pahle hum
badsoorat the."
" Are nahin bahu shaadi se pahle bhi tum bahut sunder thi lekin shaadi
ke baad se to tumhaari jawaani aur bhi nikhar aai hai. Her ladki ki
jawaani mein shaadi ke baad ekdum nikhaar aa jata hai."
" Aisa kyon pitaji?" Kanchan ne bholepan se poocchha.
" Bahu, shaadi se pahle ladki ek kacchi kali hoti hai. Kali ko phool
banaane ka kaam to marad hi kar sakta hai na. Suhaag raat ko ladki ek
kacchhi kali se phool bun jaati hai. Jaise kali mein phool bunke
nikhaar aa jata hai vaise hi ladki ki jawaani mein shaadi ke baad
nikhaar aane lagta hai."
" Aisa kya nikhaar aaya humaari jawaani mein? Hum to pahle bhi aise hi
the."
" Bahu tumhaari jawaani mein kya nikhaar aaya vo humse poochho.
Tumhaara badan ekdum bhar gaya hai. Kapre bhi taight hone lage hain.
Dekho ye nitumb kaise phail gaye hain." Ramlal Kanchan ke dono
chootron pe haath pherta hua bola. " tumhaari ye kacchhi bhi kitni
chhoti ho gayi hai. Kareeb kareeb poore hi nitumb is kacchhi ke baahar
hain. Shaadi se pahle to aisa nahin tha na." Aakhir Kanchan ka plan
safal hone laga tha. Ramlal ka haath uske uchke hue chootron ko sahla
raha tha. Kabhi kabhi Ramlal uski pantyline pe haath pherta. Kanchan
ko bahut mazaa aa raha tha. Ramlal phir bola,
" Bahu lagta hai tumhen ye gulaabi rang ki kacchhi bahut pasand hai."
" Haa..! pitaji aapko kaise pata humne kaun se rang ki kacchhi pahni hai?"
" Bahu tumhaare nitumb hain hi itne chaure ki unke oopar kase hue
petticoat mein se kacchhi bhi nazar aa rahi hai."