12-09-2019, 11:48 AM
Main(car me)- chudaai to ek baat hai....par abhi mujhe bahut kaam karne hai...kuch to hai jo meri samjh se bahar hai...jald se jald pata karna hoga....warna chhokri to theek ...but noukri me jaroor panga ho jayga.....
Thodi der baad main apne ghar pahuch gaya....gate sadiya ne khola...aur usne bataya ki ravi aur ritu apni bhatiji ko lene gaye hai....matlab ghar par main aur sadiya akele the.....
Main- tumhara dard theek hai ab....
Sadiya- dard to hai...par kam hai...par khujli jyada bad gai hai....
Main- to koi creem laga lo...khujli shant karne ki kai creem aati hai....
Sadiya(sharmate huye)- ye khujli creem se sahi nhi hogi.....
Main- accha....to kaise sahi hogi....
Sadiya- kisi taqatwar cheej se...jo andar ja ke acche se khujli kar sake....
Main(muskura kar)- hmm...samjha...par filhaal tumhe wait karna hoga....mujhe kuch bahut hi jaroori kaam hai abhi....to tum abhi khujli ko side me rakho....aur kuch khane ko laao...main ready ho kar aata hu....
Fir main nasta nipta kar office nikal gaya....office aate hi meri najar saambe khade tiwari par padi....jo rachna ke cabin se nikal raha tha.....aur mujhe dekhte hi usne najre ghuma li....
Main(man me)- is saale ko rachna se kya kaam pad gaya....aur mujge dekh kar ignore kar diya....kyo....???
Isse pahle ki main kuch sochta...simi mere saamne aa gai.....
Simi- hi sir....
Main- ohh..simi...hi...kaisi ho jaan....
Simi(nakhrate huye)- kahte hai jaan...aur jaan ki koi parwah bhi nhi....
Main(muskura kar)- are...aisa sochna bhi mat...main to har waqt tere baare me sochta hu....
Simi(muh bana kar)- jaiye...itne dino baad mile...aur pucha bhi nhi ki mera kya haal hai....
Main- accha...chalo batao....haal kaise hai madam ke.....
Simi- bahut bura haal hai....kabse maine apne yaar se mulaqat nhi ki...bahut tadapti hu....aaj mere yaar se mulaqat kara do na....(yaar se matlab mera lund tha)
Main- ooohhhh....sabr kar....thodi der baad aa jana cabin me....acche se mulaqat kara duga....ok....accga...office me kya chal raha hai....koi new news.....
Simi- are haa...ek jabarjust news hai....par pahle meri mulaqat...fir bataugi.....
Main- tu nhi sudhregi....chal theek hai....accha ye to bata...kal maine tujhe call kiya tha.....us baare me koi progress....
Simi- wo bhi baad me bataugi....aap sunoge na....to ghoom jaoge.....chalo main aati hu...wait karna mera....
Main(man me)- saali wait to tu kar rahi thi....par sach hi kaha hai....ab mujhe bhi intzaar rahega....pata to chale ki aakhir boss itna bhadka kyo pada hai.....
Fir main apne cabin me aa gaya aur apna pending kaam dekhne laga...aur besabri se simi ke aane ka wait karne laga.....
Par isse pahle ki simi aati....ravi mere cabin me aa gaya....
Main- are ravi tum...tum kaise....matlab tum to apni bhatiji ke pass gaye the....
Ravi- ha sir...par main ritu ko waha pahucha kar aa gaya...wo use le kar saam tak aa jaygi....
Main- ohh...work comes first....aisa hai kya...hahaha....
Thodi der baad main apne ghar pahuch gaya....gate sadiya ne khola...aur usne bataya ki ravi aur ritu apni bhatiji ko lene gaye hai....matlab ghar par main aur sadiya akele the.....
Main- tumhara dard theek hai ab....
Sadiya- dard to hai...par kam hai...par khujli jyada bad gai hai....
Main- to koi creem laga lo...khujli shant karne ki kai creem aati hai....
Sadiya(sharmate huye)- ye khujli creem se sahi nhi hogi.....
Main- accha....to kaise sahi hogi....
Sadiya- kisi taqatwar cheej se...jo andar ja ke acche se khujli kar sake....
Main(muskura kar)- hmm...samjha...par filhaal tumhe wait karna hoga....mujhe kuch bahut hi jaroori kaam hai abhi....to tum abhi khujli ko side me rakho....aur kuch khane ko laao...main ready ho kar aata hu....
Fir main nasta nipta kar office nikal gaya....office aate hi meri najar saambe khade tiwari par padi....jo rachna ke cabin se nikal raha tha.....aur mujhe dekhte hi usne najre ghuma li....
Main(man me)- is saale ko rachna se kya kaam pad gaya....aur mujge dekh kar ignore kar diya....kyo....???
Isse pahle ki main kuch sochta...simi mere saamne aa gai.....
Simi- hi sir....
Main- ohh..simi...hi...kaisi ho jaan....
Simi(nakhrate huye)- kahte hai jaan...aur jaan ki koi parwah bhi nhi....
Main(muskura kar)- are...aisa sochna bhi mat...main to har waqt tere baare me sochta hu....
Simi(muh bana kar)- jaiye...itne dino baad mile...aur pucha bhi nhi ki mera kya haal hai....
Main- accha...chalo batao....haal kaise hai madam ke.....
Simi- bahut bura haal hai....kabse maine apne yaar se mulaqat nhi ki...bahut tadapti hu....aaj mere yaar se mulaqat kara do na....(yaar se matlab mera lund tha)
Main- ooohhhh....sabr kar....thodi der baad aa jana cabin me....acche se mulaqat kara duga....ok....accga...office me kya chal raha hai....koi new news.....
Simi- are haa...ek jabarjust news hai....par pahle meri mulaqat...fir bataugi.....
Main- tu nhi sudhregi....chal theek hai....accha ye to bata...kal maine tujhe call kiya tha.....us baare me koi progress....
Simi- wo bhi baad me bataugi....aap sunoge na....to ghoom jaoge.....chalo main aati hu...wait karna mera....
Main(man me)- saali wait to tu kar rahi thi....par sach hi kaha hai....ab mujhe bhi intzaar rahega....pata to chale ki aakhir boss itna bhadka kyo pada hai.....
Fir main apne cabin me aa gaya aur apna pending kaam dekhne laga...aur besabri se simi ke aane ka wait karne laga.....
Par isse pahle ki simi aati....ravi mere cabin me aa gaya....
Main- are ravi tum...tum kaise....matlab tum to apni bhatiji ke pass gaye the....
Ravi- ha sir...par main ritu ko waha pahucha kar aa gaya...wo use le kar saam tak aa jaygi....
Main- ohh...work comes first....aisa hai kya...hahaha....
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