AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 4

Subah main jab utthi toh dekha ke Prem college chala gaya thha, usne ek note mere liye chhoda thha ke college chhootne ke baad woh apne friends ke saath movie dekhne jaayega, darwaaze pe khatkhataahat sunaayi di, maine khola, Sushila thhi.

Sushila: Bibiji koi gande kapde ho toh de dijiye..

Main: Maa kahaan hain..

Sushila: Maaji pados mein ek shaadi hai, wahin din bhar rahengi..Bhaiyya kaam peg aye huey hain aur chhote baba college..

Main: Kapde baad mein de dungi..Papa kahaan hain..

Sushila: Apne kamre mein hain..

Main: Acchha theek hai..Main nahaati hoon, uske baad kapde de dungi..Tu jaa..

Main nahaane chali gayi Prem ke bathroom mein, towel mein nikli aur kapde pehen liye, wahi shorts aur t shirt. Achanak mere mann mein ek khayaal aaya, maine Prem ka laptop khola aur jaise usne kiya thha waise kiya, maa aur pitaji ka kamra meri aankhon ke saamne thha, Bhabhi papa ke kamre mein chai laayi thhi, papa bistar par lete huey thhe. Bhabhi ek patli si maxi mein thhi. Bhabhi ne chai bistar ke side table par rakh diya, Papa ne koi harkat ki nahin aur bhabhi palat ke chali gayi, aur Papa bhabhi ko jaate huey ghoor rahe thhe. Uske picchhwaade ko. Maine mann hi mann socha, “Waah, Papa aap sach much ab bhi active ho”.

Maine lap top bund kiya aur socha, kyun na bhabhi se mila jaaye, dekhein toh sahi hamaari bhabhi kaisi hai, kya hai. Par ek aur khayaal aaya, aaj papa ki harkat pe sochne pe majboor ho gayi ke agar papa bhabhi ke picchhwaade ko itni gaur se dekh rahe thhe, kya woh mere saath bhi aisa karte, try karne mein kya jaata hai. Yahaan recording mein toh check kar hi sakti hoon. Main utth gayi, par phir apne aap ko dekha, T-shirt pehna hua thha, aur cleavage acchha khaasa dikh raha thha, shorts mein jaanghein upar tak khuli thhi, kya papa naaraaz hote. Pata nahi. Maine risk lene ka faisla kar hi liya, main utri papa ke kamre ki taraf.

Halka sa khatkhataayi darwaaze ko aur darwaaza thoda sa khol diya, Papa ne mujhe dekha.

Papa: Aa..Mujhe laga tu so rahi hogi..

Main andar aayi aur papa ki nazron ko dekh rahi thhi, papa ghoor rahe thhe, main ruk gayi.

Main: Main change karke aati hoon papa, yeh kuch zyaada hi..

Papa: Ab aa gayi hai toh aaja..Teri maa aane se pehle change kar lena..Aa baitth..

Main jhatt se aake bistar pe baitth gayi, papa maandi daalke mere saamne baitthe, main eek dum se apne ghutnon pe hoke papa se gale mili, papa thoda chaunke, par phir unke haath mere peethh pe padh hi gaye.

Papa: Sab theek..

Main: I missed you papa..

Hum dono alag huey, main baitth gayi.

Main: Sab theek..Aur aap..

Papa: Maze mein..Shekhar kaisa hai, aur tere saas sasur..

Main: Acchhe hain papa..Shekhar bhi phone karte rehta hai..

Papa: Dekh, tu hamaare ghar se door gayi hai, hamaare dil se nahi..Hum hamesha tere saath hain, aur Shekhar ke bhi..

Main: I know papa..

Main dekh rahi thhi ke papa mere cleavage ki taraf dekh rahe thhe, aur meri jaanghon pe bhi unki nazar jaa rahi thhi. Main thoda aur free hoke baitth gayi, apne haath apne jaanghon pe rakkhke thoda jhukke baitth gayi.

Papa: Acchha hua yaad aaya..Teri aur Pulkit ki toh ho gayi, ab Prem baaki hai..Woh, kya naam thha uska..Woh ladki..

Main: Komal..

Papa: Haan Komal..Kahaan hain woh..Aur Prem ne kuch bataaya, uske contact mein hai woh..

Main: Nahin papa..Par woh Mumbai gayi hai..Contact mein hai ya nahin, bataaya nahin..

Papa: Uski fikar hai nahin waise bhi..Suljha hua hai..Apna kuch na kuch kar hi lega woh..

Papa ki aankhein halki si geeli ho gayi, main unke kareeb gayi aur unse nazrein milaayi.

Main: Kya baat hai Papa..

Papa: Khushi ke hain..Mere teeno bacchhe acchhe hi nikle..Aur Pulkit ki patni bhi gharelu nikli..Shaayad koi acchha kaam kar hi diya thha maine apni life mein..

Itne mein papa ke kamre ke darwaaze pe kisine khatkhataaya, darwaaza khula toh bhabhi andar aayi, ek tray thha unke haathon mein, chai ka cup aur kuch toast, woh seedha muskuraate huey hamaare paas aake, tray papa aur mere beech rakh diya.

Bhabhi: Tere kamre mein gayi thhi toh Sushila ne kaha tu yahaan hai..Naashta karne ka iraada hai ya nahin..

Maine jhattse bhabhi ki kalaai pakad li.

Main: You are too good bhabhi..Chai ki itni talab thhi ke kya bataaun..

Maine toast uttha liye aur ek bite le liya.

Bhabhi: Ab apni bhaiyya bhabhi ko bhi time dogi ya bas Prem aur babuji ka haq banta hai..Hamaara nahin..

Main: Arre bhabhi..Aapke pati hai na merese chaar saal bade hain..Thoda formal rehna padhta hai unke saath..Prem apna jigri hai..Hamaare beech sab kuch chalta hai..Aap aaj raat hamaare paas aa jaao..Bade bhaiyya ek raat toh aapke bagair..

Ek dum se bhabhi aur maine papa ki taraf dekha, woh muskura ke yahaan wahaan dekhne lage. Hamaari muskuraahat chhoot gayi, Bhabhi ne mujhe jhoote gusse se dekha.

Bhabhi: Tu naashta kar le, maa ji ne tere pasand ke khaane ki lambi list di hai..Bahut kaam hai..Free ho jaaungi toh baitth tein hai, khoob saari baatein karna hai tere se..

Main: Main toh yeh naashta karke hi aapke paas aa jaati hoon rasoi mein, milke dhamaal kartein hain..

Bhabhi muskura ke chali gayi, papa mujhe khaate dekh rahe thhe, main ek chai ka sip liya, unki nazrein mere cleavage pe baar baar padh rahi thhi. Hum dono khamosh thhe, main chai pee rahi thhi, chai khatam karke main papa ke ghutne pe apni hatheli rakkh di.

Main: Papa..Vivek…Mere jaane ke baad, usne aap logon ko pareshaan toh nahin..

Papa ne sar naa mein hila diya.

Papa: Kabhi nahin..Acchha ladka thha woh..Kya kabhi usne tujhe..

Maine naa mein sar hila diya. Papa ne apni hatheli meri hatheli pe rakh di.

Papa: Kuch din ruk ke jaayegi naa, Ya..

Main: Jab tak aap bhagaaye nahin..

Hum dono hans pade. Maine chai ka tray utthaaya aur rasoi ki taraf chal di. Bhabhi sabziyaan saaf kar rahi thhi table pe baitth ke, pressure cooker apna kaam kar raha thha, aur rasoi ka haal dekhke aisa lag raha thha ke meri bhabhi is department mein expert hai.

Bhabhi: Aur kuch legi Veena..Maine socha khaane mein zyaada samay hai nahin, bhaari naashta deke pet bhar jaayega..

Main: Perfect thha sister in law..

Main uske saamne baitth ke matar chheelne lagi. Woh mere cleavage ko dekh rahi thhi.

Main: Kya..?

Bhabhi: Kuch nahin..

Main: Zyaada hai..

Bhabhi: Agar kisi ko problem nahin hai toh theek hai..

Main: Aapko problem hai kya..

Bhabhi: (Muskuraate huey)Mera bas chalta toh main bhi aise hi ghoomti..Apne ghar mein toh aise hi..

Main muskuraayi unka saath dete huey.

Main: Aapke mister ko problem nahin hai toh jab maa babuji nahin hote ghar mein, tab toh aap pehen hi sakte ho naa..

Bhabhi: Hmmm..Tab toh pehenti hoon..Chori chhupe..

Hum dono hans pade.

Main: Yeh shaadi vaadi ke baad na ladki ko kitne sacrifices dene padhtein hain na bhabhi..

Bhabhi: Haan..Par yeh ghar toh waise gharon jaisa nahin hai..Free hai..Babuji aur maa dono open minded hain..Meri ek saheli ki toh life hi kharaab ho gayi thhi..

Main: Really?

Bhabhi: Shaadi se pehle woh hum jaisi thhi..Aise hi kapde pehenti thhi..Shaadi aise conservative ghar mein hui ke pehle din se hi pallo lena padhta thha use..Do baar toh gir hi gayi woh saadi mein pair phasaake..Shaadi se pehle saadi kis chidiya ka naam hai use pata hi nahin thha..

Hum dono pooraani saheliyon jaise hans pade.

Main: Aur tumhaare mister..Woh kaise hain..

Maine yeh sawaal jaan boojh ke kiya thha, Prem aur bhabhi ki chaddi waali baat dhyaan mein rakhke, unse kuch jaan na chaahti thhi main.

Bhabhi: Joru ke gulam..

Hum dono phir hans pade.

Bhabhi: Mazaak kar rahi hoon..Cool hain woh..

Main: Bhai aur cool..Waah..Yeh toh aaj maaloom padh raha hai..

Bhabhi: Arre baba sach..Tera zyaada dhyaan Prem pe rehta hai na..isiliye tu unhein jaan hi nahi saki..

Bhabhi ne mere sawaal pe apna hi ek teer chala diya, ab unhein yeh jaan na thha ke mere aur Prem ke beech kya chal raha thha, unhein shak toh zaroor thha, aur shaayad isiliye woh hamaare kamre ke baahar raat ko aayi thhi.

Main: Woh toh hai..Hamaari umar mein zyaada farak nahi hai na bhabhi..Tuition mein saath jaate thhe, hamaare friends same thhe, isiliye hum bhai behen se zyaada dost hi ban ke reh gaye..

Bhabhi: Hmmm..Maa ne toh mujhe hi Prem ke liye ladki dhoondhne ka kaam diya hai..Ab tu aayi hai toh mujhe bacha dena..

Main: Prem shaadi laayak ho gaya hai kya..?

Yeh lo aur ek teer meri taraf se. Par yakeen thha ke bhabhi bhi taiyyaar thhi iske liye.

Bhabhi: Ab kamra toh tum dono share karte ho, tumhi jaano..

Maine sahi socha thha, bhabhi kum nahin thhi, teer pe teer.

Main: Haan par ab toh mera aana jaana kum hi rehta hai, saath toh aap dono ka mujhse zyaada hai..Aakhir bhabhi aur chhote devar ka rishta special hi hota hai..

Bhabhi ne bhaanp liya thha ke main bhi unse kum nahin hoon, woh muskuraayi. Chaddi waali baat ki wajah aur unka Pulkit bhaiyya se raaz chhupaana, mere liye ek task ban gaya thha, aur unhein yeh pata lagaana thha ke Prem aur mere beech kya hai, urgent mein. Na woh pehel karne waali thhi, na main. Khel toh ab shuru hua thha.