AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

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UPDATE 2

Bhabhi: Suno..Kal office aate aate kuch farsan le aana..Veena ko namkeen bahut pasand hai..

Main: How sweet bhabhi..

Prem: Aage sun na..

Bhaiyya: Theek hai..Aur kuch..

Bhabhi: Kal late aane ka plan hai kya..?

Bhaiyya: Kyun..?

Bhabhi: Nahi.Woh tum pitaji ko bata rahe thhe ke tumhaari koi meeting hai late shaam ko..Office se baahar..

Bhaiyya: Woh confirm nahin hui hai..Ho jaayegi toh tumhein phone karke inform kar dunga..

Bhabhi: Jaane dijiye..Inform kar ke bhi toh late hi aayenge na..

Bhaiyya: Arre..Saaf saaf bol kya kehna chaahti hai..

Bhabhi: Sunita..

Bhaiyya: Arre yaar teri sui wahin atki hai abhi tak..

Bhabhi: Tumhaari bhi sui wahin atki hai na..

Bhaiyya: Aisa kuch bhi nahin hai..Mera phone check kar le Priya..Office phone kar le..Agar kuch mila toh mujhe bhi bata dena..

Main: Kuch problem chal raha hai kya in dono ke beech..Yeh Sunita kaun hai..

Prem: Koi nahin..Ek din bhaiyya bhabhi kisi shaadi mein gaye huey thhe..Bechaare bhaiyya ki kismat futi thhi joh unke college ki koi dost unse baat karne lagi..Woh toh bechaari phir kabhi nahi dikhi, par bhabhi ne bhaiyya ko chhedna shuru kiya..

Main: Par woh aisa..

Prem: Aage dekh na..Aaj bhabhi mood mein hai..Aage dekh..

Bhaiyya: Problem kya hai tera..

Bhabhi: Ke woh bahut khoobsoorat hai..

Bhaiyya: Arre toh khoobsoorat ladkiyaan banaana bund kar dega kya upar wala..Aur woh..Woh kaun se angle se acchhi lagi tujhe..

Bhabhi: Tum toh ghoore jaa rahe thhe uski chhaati ko..

Bhaiyya: Carrom board thha..Flat ek dum..

Bhabhi: Matlab tumne note kiya..

Bhaiyya: Arre meri maa, tu chaahti kya hai..Itni buri bhi choice nahin hai meri..Agar affair karna hoga na, toh koi acchhi se karoonga..Par milna mushkil hai..

Bhabhi: Kyun..Upar waale ne banaana bund kar di hai kya..

Bhaiyya: Tu last thhi naa..

Main: Maa kasam Prem..Bhaiyya toh ek dum romantic types hai yaar..

Prem: Bas dua kar ab light on rakhke kaam shuru ho..

Maine dekha ke bhaiyya ne laptop side mein rakh diya aur bhabhi ko peechhe se pakad ke apne upar kheench liya aur unke chuchiyaan dabaane lage, bhabhi chhatpataane lagi. Bhaiyya ne use apne neeche kiya aur side pe rakkhe huey night lamp ko bund kar diya.

Main: Beda gark..Yeh kya kar diya bhaiyya ne..

Prem: Yeh problem ka hul nahi hai mere paas..

Main: Dekh maa pitaji ka kya haal hai..

Prem ne button dabaaya, pitaji kamre mein aa chuke thhe, maa pitaji ke maathe ko chhu rahi thhi.

Maa: Maatha garam hai aapka, ek goli khaa lijiye..Aaraam milega..

Pitaji: De de..Saara badan bhi toot raha hai..

Maine dekha ki maa almaari ki taraf jaake dawai ka box nikaal li aur paani le aayi.

Main: Yahaan toh medical issue hai aur wahaan technical issue thha..

Prem: Apni apni kismat..Ab blue film toh hai nahi ke lagaaya aur shuru ho gaye..Ab tu kal toh nahin jaa rahi hai na..Dikhega..Sab dikhega..

Main: Theek hai..Tu bolta hai toh..

Usne laptop bund kar diya, hum dono apni apni jagah let gaye. Dono chit, khamosh kuch samay ke liye.

Prem: Seriously Vivek ki yaad nahin aati..

Main: Aur tujhe Komal ki..

Prem: Agar mujhe aati hai, toh iska matlab yeh samjhoon ki tujhe aati hai..

Main: Samajh joh samajhna hai Prem..Par ab baat badal toh nahin sakti na..

Prem: Shekhar ko tu ne pasand kiya..Vivek ko chhod ke..Kyun..Aaj ek baar sach bata de..

Main: Life mein calculation kar liya maine..

Prem: Matlab..

Main: Jaise tu ne kiya..

Prem ek dum se utthke mere upar aa gaya, apne dono haath mere daayein baayein rakhke mera chehra dekhne laga.

Prem: Gol gol mat ghuma didi..Seedhe bol na..

Main: Vivek ambitious nahin thha..Jahaan thha, wahaan khush thha..Pyaar bahut deta, par shaadi ke baad toh aur bahut kuch ki zaroorat padhti hai na..

Prem: God didi..Dhokha kiya uske saath..Maine toh..

Main: Maine toh kya..Tu ne samjha ke hum dono mein jhagda hua thha..Yahi na..

Prem: Shit didi, tumne uska dil toda..

Main: Use samjhaane ki bahut koshish ki..IAS ke exam’s seriously leta nahin thha..Classes bunk karta thha..Apne pita se jhagda karke bike li thhi usne, unhi ke paise se..Uske phone bills main chukaati thhi..Jab Shekhar ka rishta aaya, maine shaadi ek saal ke liye taal di..Woh teesri baar bhi fail hua..I had no choice..

Prem: Aur tum yeh sab se mera connection..

Main: (Smiling): Tu mere jaisa hi hai buddhu..Calculation tu ne bhi kiya..Komal ne F.Y.B.Com mein hi padhaai chhod di..Phir koi catering college join kar li..Phir use chhod ke fashion designing, aur ab Mass communication..Apne pita ko nanga kar diya apni padhaai ke chakkar mein usne..Aur jab usne force kiya tujhe shaadi karke Mumbai jaane ke liye, tu ne calculation kar li..Ab nange hone ki baari teri thhi..Hua na calculation..Pyaar acchha hota hai..Par pyaar aur pet mein kabhi confusion nahin hona chaahiye..Shukar hai tu mera bhai nikla..

Prem mujhe dekhke muskuraaya aur apna sar mere kandhe pe jhuka diya, main uske paas khisak gayi aur apne baayein haath se uske baal sehlaane lagi, usne apna sar uthaaya aur apni daanyi jaangh mere pair pe rakh di aur apni baanyi koni pe ho gaya, maine adjust karke apni chut uske ghutne se bhida di, usne peecche le liya apna ghutna.

Main: Rakh na..Acchha lagta hai..

Usne ghutna rakh diya, maine thoda daba diya, apni jaangh pe uska tan ta hua lund mehsoos kar rahi thhi.

Prem: Shekhar ya Vivek..

Main: Kya Shekhar ya Vivek..

Prem: Bistar mein..Aur kya..

Main: Komal ya tera daanya haath..

Hum dono hans diye. Phir maine uska gaal sehlaaya.

Main: Sach kahoon toh Shekhar..Vivek nahin..

Prem: Seriously..?

Main: Seriously..Shekhar khayaal rakhta hai..He makes me feel special..Vivek mujhe for granted leta thha..Kiss me..

Prem: Kya? Kya kaha..

Main: Kiss karne kaha..

Prem: Par kyun..

Main: Dil kar raha hai..Yaar..Kar na..Dekhna hai tu kiss kaise karta hai..Kuch aata bhi hai ya nahin tujhe..

Prem: Irritate mat kar di..

Woh hatt gaya aur apne takiye pe let gaya, ab main uspe bilkul usi ki tarah let gayi, apna ghutna uski jaangh pe Chadha di, mera ghutna uske tane huey lund ko chhu raha thha, woh thoda bichak gaya, maine phir uska lund apne ghutne se chhua.

Prem: Didi..

Main: Acchha chal nahi chhedti..Par ek baat sach sach bataayega..

Prem: Bataaunga..

Main: Meri chaddi soonghke kis ke baare mein fantasize karta hai tu..Aur sach bata..

Uski haalat kharaab ho gayi, maine aaj tak use yeh baat nahi poocchhi thhi. Soonghne bhi diya thha, par poocchha kabhi nahin thha. Woh soch mein thha, agar kisi aur ka naam leta, toh phas jaata, woh muskura diya.

Prem: Tere baare mein..

Main: Acchha..Chal abhi yeh bata ke kya fantasize karta thha..

Prem: Didi, so ne de na..Kal baat karein..

Main ek dum se uske upar aa gayi, meri chut ke dabaav se uska lund aur tan gaya.

Prem: Didi..Kya kar rahi ho..

Main: Main ab tab hi utroongi, jab tu bataaye ke tu kya fantasize karta hai mere baare mein..

Prem: Didi utthna..Dard ho raha hai..

Maine apni chut aur daba di uske lund pe.

Main: Bataayega toh hatungi..

Prem: Acchha Acchha bataata hoon..Tu side mein aa..