AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 1

Mera naam Veena hai. Meri Kanpur mein shaadi hui aur main do saal se wahin apne pati aur saas sasur ke saath reh rahi hoon. Mere pati America mein job kartein hain aur in dino main apne ghar aayi hoon. Meri sasural ki baatein bhi aage aayengi, par iss samay main aapko apne ghar ke baare mein bataati hoon. Mere ghar mein mere pitaji aur maa, Deepak aur Devika hain. Dono honge 48 ke. Unke alaawa mera ek chhota aur ek bada bhai hai. Chhote ka naam Prem hai aur bade ka naam Pulkit hai. Pulkit ki shaadi ho gayi hai aur uski patni ka naam Priya hai. 

Maa aur pitaji mere aane ka intezaar kar rahe thhe, abhi bacchha nahi hua thha. Ghar mein acchhe acchhe pakwaan bane thhe. Pakwaan toh Priya aur Sushila hi banaati, Sushila hamaari naukraani. Woh vidhwa hai, tees ki. Maa aur pitaji ne aav bhagat kiya, Prem bhi mujhe dekhke bahut khush thha, Pulkit aur Priyanka bhi khush thhe. Ghar bada thha aur sab ke kamre alag thhe. Par shaadi tak main aur Prem ek saath hi sote thhe. Dosti thhi hum mein, ek hi saal ka farak thha dono mein. Raat ko ghanton baat kiya karte thhe.

Raat ka khaana khaake Prem aur main jhatt se apne kamre mein chale gaye, Priyanka ne bahut zid ki ke main aaj raat unke saath soun, par Prem se bahut saari baatein karni thhi. Hum dono room mein jaate hi bistar pe baitth gaye, aamne saamne, Prem toh bahut zyaada hi uttejit thha mujhe updates dene aur lene ke liye. Hum dono ki baat hi kuch alag thhi.

Prem: Didi..Tumne vaada kiya thha jaldi aaogi..Iss baar chhe mahine ke baad aayi ho..

Main: Woh sab chhod, Komal kaisi hai..?

Prem: Komal ko maaro goli..Vivek kaisa hai..Contact hai tum dono ka..?

Main: Paagal hai kya..Woh sab shaadi se pehle thha..Ab toh uski bhi shaadi ho gayi hai..Aur Shekhar uski yaad nahin aane deta hai..

Prem: Acchha toh jijaji ke rang mein rang gayi ho tum..

Main: Aur nahin toh kya, aur Komal ko goli kyun maaroon, kya hua..?

Prem: Arre kuch nahin..Mass communications padhne Mumbai gayi hai..Long distance ho gaya hai..Maine keh diya koi pasand aa gaya toh tension nahin lena..Main bhi apna raasta naap loonga..

Hum dono hans baitthhe, woh abhi bhi aisa hi thha, tension free, na leta thha na deta thha. Agar mera bhai nahin hota toh usi se shaadi karti.

Main: Toh aaj kal kar kya rahe ho..?

Prem: Arre..Graduation kar raha hoon aur kya..

Main: Arre buddhu, Komal nahin hai yahaan, toh..

Prem: Toh..Oh Oh samjha..Didi tum bhi na..Kya karoon bolo..Apne haath mein thodi thha..

Main zoron se hans padi.

Prem: Arre kya hua..

Main: Tumhaare hi toh haath mein hai..Ab usi se kaam chalaao..

Prem: Didi..Double meaning toh koi tumse seekhe..

Main: Acchha sun, yeh saadi se nikalti hoon aur apni aukaat mein aati hoon..Shorts aur T-Shirt..Aur tu kya yeh old fashioned pyjama kab se pehenne laga..

Prem: Jaa tu change kar, meri tension mat le..

Main utthke washroom chali gayi, paanch minute mein baahar aayi toh Prem andar jaane ko utaawala thha.

Main: Arre..Tujhe lagi hai kya..

Prem: Aur nahin toh kya..? Kitna time laga liya..?

Main darwaaze se hati aur use andar jaane diya, woh kuch second baad hi darwaaza khola, main wahin khadi thhi, main use dekhke muskuraayi.

Main: Kya hua..Ho gaya..

Prem: Didi..Chhed mat..De na..

Main: Moot le..Phir baahar aa, mere saamne hi kar joh itne saal karta thha..

Prem: Didi hum yeh baat kar chuke hain teri shaadi se pehle naa..

Main: Jaa na..Aur jaldi aa..Phir joh tu bol..

Woh andar jaake lauta, main bistar pe baitthi thhi, maandi daal ke, woh ek naaraaz bacchhe ki tarah mere saamne aake baitth gaya, maine apni chaddi, joh mere haath mein chhupi thhi, use de di, usne nahin liya.

Main: Arre le na..Soongh le..Tu isi ke liye andar bhaaga thha na..

Prem: Didi..Itna obvious karne ki zaroorat nahin thhi..Jab tujhe sab pata hai toh..

Main jhatt se palatke uske god mein baitth gayi aur apni chaddi uski naak pe laga li.

Main: Le soongh le..Naaraaz mat ho..Mazaak nahin kar sakti kya terese..

Prem: Ab chaddi soongha rahi ho aur god mein bhi baitthi ho..Utthna..

Main: Kyun..Neeche tambu ban raha hai kya..

Prem: Banega na didi..Shaadi ke baad badal gayi ho..

Main: Acchha woh kaise..

Prem: Yaad hai tumne mujhe tumhaari chaddi soonghte huey pakda thha..Tum bahut naaraaz thhi..Baat nahin kiya mujhse na jaane kitne din..Phir jab baat shuru hui toh kitna daanta..

Main: Us samay nahin pata thha ke tu bada ho raha hai..Sexual feelings aa rahein hain tere mein..Hum dono sirf baarah ya teraah ke toh thhe..Par jab samajh aayi ke tu aisa kyun karta hai toh change hui na main..tujhe baad mein kabhi sawaal kiya..

Prem: Nahi..Nahin kiya..Par ab toh god mein se utro..

Main: Sharmaata hai mere se..

Prem: Tere se hi toh nahin sharmaata..

Main: Toh baitthne de na..Acchha lagta hai..

Prem: Kyun jijaji sek nahin rahein hain kya..

Main: Saale woh yahaan hain kya..Sekne ke liye..Aur sekna sekna kya lagaaya hai..Ab toh tu bhi bada ho gaya hai..Seedhe baat kar na..

Maine apna haath uski gardan mein baandh liya.

Prem: Unka kitna lamba hai..

Main: Chhe inch hai..Aur tera..

Prem: Saadhe saath..

Main: Pata hai..

Prem: Kaise..

Main: Gadhe..Bhool gaya..Jab tu aur Komal college bunk kar ke yahaan aaye thhe..Komal ke moonh mein kya thha..

Prem: Toh tu ne darwaaze se naapliya kya..

Main: Nahin baba usne bataaya..Hum un dino Vivek aur tera compare karte thhe..

Prem: Kitne bure thhe na tum dono..

Main: Bure toh thhe..Acchha yeh bata, bhabhi aur Bhaiyya ka kaise chal raha hai..

Prem: Main kya dekhne jaaunga un dono ko..

Main: Acchha..Bada acchha ban raha hai..Tu meri chaddi soonghta hai, toh bhabhi ki nahin soonghega..Bata..Un dono ko dekha hai kabhi..

Prem: Tub hi naa..Haan dekha hoon..

Main: Aur..Kaise lagi..

Prem: Mast hai..

Main: Ab aaya na utth pahaad ke neeche..

Prem: Merautth toh tere pahaad ke neeche dabb raha hai, use toh aazaad kar..

Main phir hans padi.

Main: Acchha bata na..Uski chaddi soongha..

Prem: Soongha..

Main: Bas pakde mat jaana..

Prem: Pakda gaya..

Main: Kya..Phir..Kya hua,..Bhaiyya ko pata chala..

Prem: Nahi..Bhabhi ne sambhaal liya..

Main: Bata na kya kaha..

Prem: Bhabhi bahut acchhi hai yaar..Samajhdaar hai tere jaisi..

Main: Toh tujhe ab roz soonghne deti hai..

Prem: Nahin roz nahin..Jab bhi dil karta hai..

Main: Teri toh nikal padi yaar..Kaise lagta hai uski chaddi soonghke..Mere jaisi..

Prem: Hmmm..

Main: Kya hmmmm saale..Daba dungi neeche..

Prem: Daba toh rahi hai..Aur kitna dabaayegi..

Main: Tujhe bhi toh acchha lag raha hai na..

Prem: Haan baitthe reh..Mera kya jaata hai..

Main: Bata na..

Prem: Mast hai, tere jaise hi..

Main: Blue film hai koi phone mein..Ya laptop mein..

Prem: Hai..Nayi bahut download ki thhi..Par chhod na..Ab maza nahi raha unmein..

Main: Kyun ab asli cheez ka taste aa gaya hai kya..?

Prem: Aisa kuch bhi nahin hai didi..Par ab bas, maza nahin raha..

Main: Theek hai..Acchha, hum kahaan thhe, Bhabhi pe..

Prem: Main bhabhi pe kabhi nahin thha..

Hum dono hans pade.

Main: Acchha..Ab samajh mein aaya tu blue film ab kyun nahin dekhta..Ab asli film dekhta hai na..Bhaiyya aur bhabhi ki..

Prem: Aur bhi bahut kuch hai yahaan dekhne ko didi..

Main: Matlab..Aur kaun..Maa Pitaji..? Woh abhi bhi active hain kya..?

Prem: Pehle se bhi zyaada..Bhaiyya se active toh Pitaji hain..

Main: Aur unka kitna lamba hai..

Prem: Saat tak hoga..Bhaiyya ka bhi utna hi hai..

Main: Toh iska matlab hai tu sabse lamba hai..

Prem: Tu bhi na..Lamba..Lamba kar rahi hai kab se..

Main: Acchha sun..Jab agli baar bhaiyya bhabhi ya maa Pitaji ka scene chale, toh mujhe bhi bataana..

Prem: Arre tu kya mere jaisi hai..Teri toh shaadi ho gayi hai na..Toh tujhe in sab mein kyun interest hai..

Main: Buddhhu..Mera pati hai door mujhse..Dialogue yaad hai na..Sher ke moonh mein khoon lagna..Toh bas yehi samajh..

Prem: Chal ab utthh..

Main utth ke koni ke bal let gayi, Prem utthne se sharma raha thha.

Main: Arre utth ke yahaan aa, aise let ke baatein karenge..

Prem: Aar aha hoon..Jaldi kya hai baba..

Main: Aankhein bund kar loon..?

Prem: Dekh toh sab liya hai na..Ab kyun aankhein bund karegi..

Main: Toh phir sharma kyun raha hai..Aa jaa..Let mere paas..

Prem apna latakta tambu utthaake meri tarah mere saamne let gaya, apni koni pe, main jaan boojh kar aura age aa gayi, woh thoda peecchhe sarka, maine sharaarti muskuraahat di use.

Prem: Yahaan kya sataane aayi ho mujhe..

Main: Arre nahin baba..Tu ek kaam kar, bathroom jaa aur kaam khatam kar le, phir baatein kartein hain..

Prem: Nahi rehne de..Baad mein kar lunga..

Main: Acchha sun, tu ne bhaiyya bhabhi ko kya kya karte dekha hai..

Prem: Wohi joh tu ne mujhe aur Komal ko karte dekha..

Main: Matlab full on..Oral sex aur sab kuch..

Prem: Aur nahin toh kya..Tujhe kya lagta hai apne maa pitaji peecchhe hain iss kaam mein..

Main: Matlab..Maa pitaji bhi..Kya bol raha hai tu..

Prem: Maine toh pehle hi kaha, woh dono zyaada active hain..

Main: Toh tu kisko dekhna zyaada pasand karta hai..

Prem: Joh pehle kaam pe laga, uski dekh leta hoon..

Main: Bhaiyya bhabhi ko khush nahin karte kya..

Prem: Main kya jaake poocchhoon unse kal..Tu bhi na kaise sawaal karti hai..Mujhe kaise maaloom hoga..

Main: Arre buddhhu samajh mein aata hai..Bhabhi tujhe apni chaddi soonghne deti hai..Matlab..

Prem: Matlab kya..?

Main: Matlab, yehi ke, woh khul gayi hai tujhse..Agar woh bhaiyya se khush hoti toh aisa nahin karti..

Prem: Arre baba tu apne andaaze mat laga..Mujhe un dono ke beech nahin padhna..

Main: Toh tu kya sach mein Komal ka intezaar kar raha hai..

Prem: Jab tak koi acchhi nahin lagti tab tak..

Main: Aur tujhe kya lagta hai, woh rukegi tere liye..

Prem: Dekh didi..Main uski marzi ka maalik nahin hoon, woh khud hai..Na woh meri marzi ki..Joh hoga dekha jaayega..Abhi se soch ke tension kyun le..

Main: Kaash tu mera bhai nahin hota re..

Prem: Toh kya karti..

Main: Shaadi aur kya..Pata leti tujhe..

Prem: Maa pitaji ne tera yeh plan fail kar diya..Sorry..

Maine uske gaal ko kheench liya, dono ki thodi masti mein haatha paayi hui, phir hum seedhe ho gaye, uska tambu bhi ab normal ho gaya thha.

Main: Tu par ghar ke sex scenes dekhta kaise hai..

Woh ek dum se muskuraane laga, maine uska chehra padhne ki koshish ki.

Main: Bata na..Bhaav kyun khaa raha hai..Darwaaze se ya koi khidki se..

Prem: Apne kamre se..

Main: Matlab..

Prem: Matlab..Hmmmm..

Maine ab uske gaal pe zordaar chumti kaati aur ek dum uske badan se satt gayi, mere honth uske honthon ke bilkul kareeb thhe, usne bhi meri kamar pe haath rakh diya thha, hamaare badan ek dusre ke badan ko chhu rahe thhe.

Main: Bataana..Kaise dekhta hai yahaan se tu..

Prem: Bataata hoon..Par kisiko bataana nahin, samjhi..

Main: Acchha, ab mere pe bharosa nahin hai kya..

Prem: Ruk leke aata hoon..

Woh bistar se utthaa aur apna laptop le aaya, khola aur maandi daalke baitth gaya, main uske na chaahne par bhi uski god mein baitth gayi, seedhe uske lund pe, usne moonh banaaya par aur kuch nahin kaha. Main gaur se dekhne lagi, woh kuch kar raha thha, phir ek button dabaaya aur screen pe bhaiyya bhabhi ka room aa gaya. Main hairaan ho gayi.

Main: Tu ne camera fit kiya hai sab ke room mein..

Prem: Haan..Par ye baat tere mere beech mein hai, samjhi na..

Main: Arre haan baba..Volume nahin hai kya..

Prem: Hai..

Usne volume badhaaya, bhaiyya aur bhabhi bistar pe baitthe thhe, pair lambe kiye huey, bhaiyya apne laptop mein kuch kaam kar rahe thhe. Aur bhabhi apna nail polish utaar rahi thhi, bistar pe baitthe huey, Prem ka chehra mere kandhe pe thha, aur uska seena meri peeth se chipka hua, aur uska baanya haath meri jaangh pe thha. Main gaur se screen dekh rahi thhi.

Main: Yahaan toh koi action hi nahin ho raha hai..Maa pitaji ke kamre mein bata na..

Usne ek button dabaaya, kamra khaali thha.

Prem: Woh dono shaayad aangan mein honge ya neeche hall mein T.V. dekh rahe honge..Tera bad luch hai..

Main: Shee yaar..Itna acchha mood thha..

Prem: Waise tension mat le, bhaiyya bhabhi ki baatein sun, badi interesting rehti hain, unke sex se bhi acchhi..

Main: Acchha..Toh suna..