11-01-2019, 03:18 PM
Part 98
Ab aage...
Deoli Rajstan. kya gav hai sala. dekh kar to lag raha tha ke khali 1.5 lakh ki aabadi hogi? I guess usse bhi kam hongi. kya pata. bahot hi chhota gav. Puna ke hisab se agar dekhu mai to mai bolunga. koi chhat par chad jau to muje pura gaav dikh jaye... ab kya bolu mai.. mai bhi to avara idhar mai kyo aaya hu? aur maa bhi na, yaha pura achha khasa shahar chhod kar idhar madarchod gand maravane aai hai.. sali randi hai meri aur chandu madarchod... bhosdike... mere dimag me sirf gali aa rahi thi. kya bolu mai ab aage? ghur ghur kar sab hame dekh rahe the. maa ki saree fati hui aadhi niche se. mere kapade purane. muje to ek hi bat samaj aa rahi thi ke ye gaav hi chhota hai to kamara kaha milega muje maa ko chodne ka. aur chandu kaise? ha wo to yaha pati hai. par.. ah... sara ka sara ab chandu ka ghar kaisa hai un par hai.
mai: abe bhosdike chandu kidhar laya hai tu? matalab ab jana kidhar hai...
chandu: darpan bhai jana hame hai wasie to highway.
mai: highway?
chandu: ha highway ke bahar ki aur hai hamara ghar. matalab yaha se ajmer ki aur jane ki jagah par...
mai: to yaha se kaise?
chandu: najdik hi hai. hame chal kar jana hai par 30 minute honge jyada se jyada...
ab muje unki bat man ne se jyada na dimag me kuch chal nahi raha tha. sale ko mar dene ka man tha. mai aur maa ne unke piche piche jana shuru kar diya. kya karate.. achha hai saman jyada nahi hai warna gand lal ho jati hamari... maa to chup chap jaha piya waha mai.. chal padi thi. inko to achhe se chodna padega hekadi nikal ni padegi saree. kab se dekh raha hu ke mera hold kam hota ja raha hai.. aise hi chalate chalte ja rahe the, aur mai to dekh raha tha maa ke gand ki matakan. maa ke piche piche chala ja raha tha. so at least muje dekhne me to maza aaye.. gand ki matakn par shayad nikal jaye ye rasta... dhire dhire gaav pura hote hi highway par raste ke kinare se thode hi dur jonpdiya lagi hui thi ham waha jane lage... chandu hamari aage tha...
chandu: baba mai aa gaya...
kafi log idhar udhar the wo bhi aa gaye... sab hame ghur rahe the. hamare sath chandu ka ladaka bhi tha... wo to apane dosto ko dekh kar udhar hi chhu ho gaya un logo ke sath. sab marwadi me ghitar pitar karane lage. babaji charan sparsh hue by chandu aur fir maa ne bhi pranam kiya, to muje bhi karana pada...
baba: ye kaun le ayaa sath re tu?
chandu: baba ye meri aurat hai. maine dusri shadi kar li. aap ki bahu
baba: chalo badhiya hai.. bahot hi badhiya... muje teri fikar rahati thi...
chandu: is bar aaya hu sab chinta dur kar ke jaunga. jagase ye lugai aai hai jindgi me chandi hi chandi ho gai hai...
maa ne turant hi pair chhue... baba ne apne pocket se 10 rupaye nikale. sab log idhar udhar mile. sab maa ko dekh rahe the. waha karib 20 ghar the. sab ke sab ghur rahe the... aur maine dekha ke.. sala kuch garbad hai. samaj nahi aa raha tha kya par kuch to hai... chandu ki unke ados pados se bate bhi.. ajib lag rahi thi... par ye milap bandh hua aur fir ham log ghar ke andar ghuse. mati jaisa ghar. ghar me ghuse ke ghar khatam. koi room nahi.
baba: tune bataya nahi ye kau hai?
chandu: baba ye inka bhai hai darpan.
baba: oho sale sahab aao aao..
chandu: inka bhi duniya me koi nahi hai..
baba: ha.. wo to sab uparwale ka khel hai...
mai aur meri maa dono ek dusare ko dekh rahe the. in logo ko dekh rahe the. sala idhar chudai karega kaise apane bap ke samane? pahala din tha to chandu ne ghar ki rasoi bhi khud ne banani start ki...
baba: bahu ko banane de..
chandu: baba wo pet se hai.. aur pahala din hai to mai bas bata de raha hu ke kya kya karna hai aur.. kal se wo karegi.
baba: ha ye bhi sahi hai... dekh bahu itna sa hai hamara pariwar. itni si hai hamari duniya... par baite yaha dusara kaam bhi samaja diya hai na?
chandu: baba chup ho jao... bad me bat karenge... pet se hai abhi...
dono ne aakho aakho me ishara kiya aur wo log ne kuch bat to kar li. muje lag hi raha tha doubt.... wo dono bahar chale gae...
mai: suman tuje nahi lagata ke kuch galat chal raha hai?
maa: galat jagah aaye hai to galat hi lagega na.. tune internet par kuch dekha nahi?
mai: achha tuje pata tha ke ham kaha ja rahe hai?
maa: ha to mai to gand marva rahi thi tab hi puch liya last time ke wo kaha rahata hai... tuje bhul gai batana
mai: to ab ye bata ke karana kya hai?
Maa: kuch nahi enjoy kar...
Mai: are kya padha tune is gav ke bare me?
Maa: aaj ki generation tu hai ke mai? Thik hai sun ye jagah hi tuje pasand aaye waisi.
Mai: matalab?
Maa: yaha ki aurate ghar chalati hai yaha. Jo highway tuje dikh rhaa hai na. Customer waha se utha ke lao aur ye ghar me chudai. Paise milte hai aur ghar chalata hai...
Mai: wah maa to tera ab aise random logo se chudai ka bhi man hai?
Maa: ha ab 3 4 mahine hai... Bad me kaha ye sab....
Mai: to chalo chalte hai highway...
Maa: dekh chandu apne baba Se kuch to bat karne gaya hai. Maza tab aayega jab wo kuch plan kare ham hissa lete hai...
Mai: thik hai chalo dekh lete hai...
Maa: jyada se jyada kya hoga. Meri izzat thode hi hai ke chali jayegi..
Mai: ha meri jan randiyo ki izzat kaha. Blouse ka button to khol meri randi...
Maa: chandu ka budha baba dekh raha hai..
Mai: are chud lena tu...
Maa: thik hai re waise bhi bura nahi hai. Lund khada ho paye to muje koi takalif nahi hai...
Mai: madarchod button khol na fir... Kya sexy dikh rahi hai tu pata hai...
Chandu aa gaya... Baba bahar baithe.
Mai: kyo kya hua
Chandu: baba ko thodi juthi kahani batani padi hai... Aapko pata hai ke nahi par yaha aurate badan ka sauda kar ke ghar chalati hai. Highway se customer khud dhundh ke lao aur fir room me chudai aur paise le lo...
Mai: suman ko idea hai..
Chandu: par aaj kuch nahi . Kam se kam do din pahale sab dekh lo bad me. Tu pet se ho isliye kuch zid nahi kar rahe baba. Warna bhej diya hota abhi...
Maa: jo tu bole...
Din bhar aise batchit me nikal gaya. Maa ka blouse ka ek button khulna baba ke man ko khrab kar raha tha. Rat ko karib sone ke time par ... Sala bistar nahi hota idhar... Niche sona hai... Ek khatiya thi wo baba sote the... Chandan ka baccha bhi niche.. mere pas...
Chandu: baba kab sona hai
Baba: soyenge 1 ghante ke bad kyo?
Chandu: to bete aur sale ko ghuma lao itne me...
Baba: chudai karni hai ka ..
Ye to khullam khulla batchit ho rahi hai... Maa to sharam se lal lal. Itna open expect nahi kiya tha...
Chandu: ha wo is ghar me bhi to kar le...
Baba: pet se to kar diya tu hi kitna chodega...
Chandu: baba hamari lugai hai hame mat sikhao aap jao... To thoda chudai kar le..
Baba: upar chado to vajan mat dena
Chandu: are hm ulti karke piche se dalenge. Ya gand mar lenge par aap niklo
Baba: ye teri aurat gand marva leti hai tab to aur paise aayenge.. acche se mario.
Chandu: ha baba muje pata hai kaise marna hai aap bahar jao...
Baba: chalo bhai bahar jate hai... Chalo darpan bahar... Chhotu ko bhi le lo...
Ham tino bahar chale aaye.. ab waha kya hua wo mai next part me bataunga par hamare bich kya bat hui ye mai abhi bata raha hu...
Baba: ye teri bahan pahalse hi pet se thi ya abhi hui hai?
mai: mai kuch samaja nahi baba
baba: bachha kiska hai? chandu ka hai ya kisi aur ka?
mai: chandu ka hi hai..
baba: to fir thik hai. kaise bane aap log garib?
mai: bahot lambi kahani hai bataunga fir kabhi
baba: koi nahi. thik hai
mai: aap bol rahe the ke paisa jyada milega meri bahan ka
baba: dekh muje nahi pata ke aap log kaisi kaisi bate karte honge jab amir the aur ye sab sahi bhi aapko lagata hai ya nahi. par mai sidhi sidhi bat karata hu. mai na kuch jyada nahi samaj me aata. tuje agar nahi pata to ye ek randi khana hi hai.. subah dekh raha hai ye highway yaha ghar ki aurat lag jayegi nah dho kar line me aur fir idhar se koi nikalega to bulayegi. unke sathe soyegi aur fir paise legi. bas yahi karate hai ham log.
mai: par aapki hi biwi din bhar customer ke sath soti firegi. aapko bura nahi lagega?
baba: ham aurato par jabardasti nahi karate. agar use man hai to kar sakate hai bas. nai to koi nai...
mai: ok...
baba: sach batana teri bahan hai khubsurat kya kabhi tuje man nahi hua ke ek bar chod le?
ab yaha ka pura conversation mere par depend karta hai ke mai kaise use handle karata hu. kyonki ye budha ekdam straight forward hai. jo bhi mai yaha bolunga wo sabake samane bhi bol sakata hai. ek chhote se bachhe ke samane bhi to ye bol raha hai anap shanap. par uparwali ki maher hai. unko unke dosto ne bula liya khelne aur wo nikal liya... aur ham jaha baithe the waha aaju baju ke aadmi log aa gaye...
1 jan: kya kaka aapka ladaka to achha mal pata liya. use bol dena ke subah sabako ek ek ladaka mil jaye tab hi use bahar nikale.
baba: tension mat lo. waise bhi wo pet se hai.
2 jan: tab to pet se wali ladaki ko to aur maza aata hoga na chodne me.
baba: ha hota hoga.
1 jan: aapne dekha bistar par kaisi hai?
baba: nahi re maine kaha dekha abhi subah hi to aai hai..
1 jan: par bahot badi chhati hai unki. to to dudh bhi aayega.. wow... chandu lucky to hai. kaha hai waise?
baba: wo andar chudai karne gaya hai. hame bahar nikala hai...
1 jan: ok. oye tu hai kaun?
baba: ye chandu ka sala hai
2 jan: tera nam kya hai re?
mai: Darpan
2 jan: aur teri bahan ka?
mai: suman
2 jan: kya perfect randi jaisa nam hai yar.. tune choda ya nahi?
mai: nahi. kya bol rahe ho aap?
2 jan: kyo usme kya. aurat hai unke pas badan hai chodne layak sharir hai. choda nahi tune? man nahi kiya?
baba: abhi maine yahi pucha ke aap log aa gaye...
1 jan: haaaa. idhar to teri bahan pet se hai isliye jab tak chandu nahi chahega tab tak kuch nahi hoga. warna ham sab bhi ek bar chodenge...
mai agar ab in logo se ghul mil nahi gaya to fir muje in logo ke sath ya akele chudai ka mauka hi nahi milega...
mai: dekho agar ye bat hai to agar meri bahana chahegi to mai pahale use chodunga
tino aadmi "je bat" kar ke hasane lage...
baba: dekh abhi to chandu chod ke aayega to puch hi lega mere liye. chudai khatam hote hi wo pcuhega ke baba ko bulau ke nahi. agar teri bahan ne ha bol di to meri lottery to abhi abhi lag jayegi
ab ham sab hasane lage. muje sab kuch ajib to nahi lag raha tha ab par ha ye duniya kaha le jane wali hai yahi samaj nahi aa raha tha....
Ab aage...
Deoli Rajstan. kya gav hai sala. dekh kar to lag raha tha ke khali 1.5 lakh ki aabadi hogi? I guess usse bhi kam hongi. kya pata. bahot hi chhota gav. Puna ke hisab se agar dekhu mai to mai bolunga. koi chhat par chad jau to muje pura gaav dikh jaye... ab kya bolu mai.. mai bhi to avara idhar mai kyo aaya hu? aur maa bhi na, yaha pura achha khasa shahar chhod kar idhar madarchod gand maravane aai hai.. sali randi hai meri aur chandu madarchod... bhosdike... mere dimag me sirf gali aa rahi thi. kya bolu mai ab aage? ghur ghur kar sab hame dekh rahe the. maa ki saree fati hui aadhi niche se. mere kapade purane. muje to ek hi bat samaj aa rahi thi ke ye gaav hi chhota hai to kamara kaha milega muje maa ko chodne ka. aur chandu kaise? ha wo to yaha pati hai. par.. ah... sara ka sara ab chandu ka ghar kaisa hai un par hai.
mai: abe bhosdike chandu kidhar laya hai tu? matalab ab jana kidhar hai...
chandu: darpan bhai jana hame hai wasie to highway.
mai: highway?
chandu: ha highway ke bahar ki aur hai hamara ghar. matalab yaha se ajmer ki aur jane ki jagah par...
mai: to yaha se kaise?
chandu: najdik hi hai. hame chal kar jana hai par 30 minute honge jyada se jyada...
ab muje unki bat man ne se jyada na dimag me kuch chal nahi raha tha. sale ko mar dene ka man tha. mai aur maa ne unke piche piche jana shuru kar diya. kya karate.. achha hai saman jyada nahi hai warna gand lal ho jati hamari... maa to chup chap jaha piya waha mai.. chal padi thi. inko to achhe se chodna padega hekadi nikal ni padegi saree. kab se dekh raha hu ke mera hold kam hota ja raha hai.. aise hi chalate chalte ja rahe the, aur mai to dekh raha tha maa ke gand ki matakan. maa ke piche piche chala ja raha tha. so at least muje dekhne me to maza aaye.. gand ki matakn par shayad nikal jaye ye rasta... dhire dhire gaav pura hote hi highway par raste ke kinare se thode hi dur jonpdiya lagi hui thi ham waha jane lage... chandu hamari aage tha...
chandu: baba mai aa gaya...
kafi log idhar udhar the wo bhi aa gaye... sab hame ghur rahe the. hamare sath chandu ka ladaka bhi tha... wo to apane dosto ko dekh kar udhar hi chhu ho gaya un logo ke sath. sab marwadi me ghitar pitar karane lage. babaji charan sparsh hue by chandu aur fir maa ne bhi pranam kiya, to muje bhi karana pada...
baba: ye kaun le ayaa sath re tu?
chandu: baba ye meri aurat hai. maine dusri shadi kar li. aap ki bahu
baba: chalo badhiya hai.. bahot hi badhiya... muje teri fikar rahati thi...
chandu: is bar aaya hu sab chinta dur kar ke jaunga. jagase ye lugai aai hai jindgi me chandi hi chandi ho gai hai...
maa ne turant hi pair chhue... baba ne apne pocket se 10 rupaye nikale. sab log idhar udhar mile. sab maa ko dekh rahe the. waha karib 20 ghar the. sab ke sab ghur rahe the... aur maine dekha ke.. sala kuch garbad hai. samaj nahi aa raha tha kya par kuch to hai... chandu ki unke ados pados se bate bhi.. ajib lag rahi thi... par ye milap bandh hua aur fir ham log ghar ke andar ghuse. mati jaisa ghar. ghar me ghuse ke ghar khatam. koi room nahi.
baba: tune bataya nahi ye kau hai?
chandu: baba ye inka bhai hai darpan.
baba: oho sale sahab aao aao..
chandu: inka bhi duniya me koi nahi hai..
baba: ha.. wo to sab uparwale ka khel hai...
mai aur meri maa dono ek dusare ko dekh rahe the. in logo ko dekh rahe the. sala idhar chudai karega kaise apane bap ke samane? pahala din tha to chandu ne ghar ki rasoi bhi khud ne banani start ki...
baba: bahu ko banane de..
chandu: baba wo pet se hai.. aur pahala din hai to mai bas bata de raha hu ke kya kya karna hai aur.. kal se wo karegi.
baba: ha ye bhi sahi hai... dekh bahu itna sa hai hamara pariwar. itni si hai hamari duniya... par baite yaha dusara kaam bhi samaja diya hai na?
chandu: baba chup ho jao... bad me bat karenge... pet se hai abhi...
dono ne aakho aakho me ishara kiya aur wo log ne kuch bat to kar li. muje lag hi raha tha doubt.... wo dono bahar chale gae...
mai: suman tuje nahi lagata ke kuch galat chal raha hai?
maa: galat jagah aaye hai to galat hi lagega na.. tune internet par kuch dekha nahi?
mai: achha tuje pata tha ke ham kaha ja rahe hai?
maa: ha to mai to gand marva rahi thi tab hi puch liya last time ke wo kaha rahata hai... tuje bhul gai batana
mai: to ab ye bata ke karana kya hai?
Maa: kuch nahi enjoy kar...
Mai: are kya padha tune is gav ke bare me?
Maa: aaj ki generation tu hai ke mai? Thik hai sun ye jagah hi tuje pasand aaye waisi.
Mai: matalab?
Maa: yaha ki aurate ghar chalati hai yaha. Jo highway tuje dikh rhaa hai na. Customer waha se utha ke lao aur ye ghar me chudai. Paise milte hai aur ghar chalata hai...
Mai: wah maa to tera ab aise random logo se chudai ka bhi man hai?
Maa: ha ab 3 4 mahine hai... Bad me kaha ye sab....
Mai: to chalo chalte hai highway...
Maa: dekh chandu apne baba Se kuch to bat karne gaya hai. Maza tab aayega jab wo kuch plan kare ham hissa lete hai...
Mai: thik hai chalo dekh lete hai...
Maa: jyada se jyada kya hoga. Meri izzat thode hi hai ke chali jayegi..
Mai: ha meri jan randiyo ki izzat kaha. Blouse ka button to khol meri randi...
Maa: chandu ka budha baba dekh raha hai..
Mai: are chud lena tu...
Maa: thik hai re waise bhi bura nahi hai. Lund khada ho paye to muje koi takalif nahi hai...
Mai: madarchod button khol na fir... Kya sexy dikh rahi hai tu pata hai...
Chandu aa gaya... Baba bahar baithe.
Mai: kyo kya hua
Chandu: baba ko thodi juthi kahani batani padi hai... Aapko pata hai ke nahi par yaha aurate badan ka sauda kar ke ghar chalati hai. Highway se customer khud dhundh ke lao aur fir room me chudai aur paise le lo...
Mai: suman ko idea hai..
Chandu: par aaj kuch nahi . Kam se kam do din pahale sab dekh lo bad me. Tu pet se ho isliye kuch zid nahi kar rahe baba. Warna bhej diya hota abhi...
Maa: jo tu bole...
Din bhar aise batchit me nikal gaya. Maa ka blouse ka ek button khulna baba ke man ko khrab kar raha tha. Rat ko karib sone ke time par ... Sala bistar nahi hota idhar... Niche sona hai... Ek khatiya thi wo baba sote the... Chandan ka baccha bhi niche.. mere pas...
Chandu: baba kab sona hai
Baba: soyenge 1 ghante ke bad kyo?
Chandu: to bete aur sale ko ghuma lao itne me...
Baba: chudai karni hai ka ..
Ye to khullam khulla batchit ho rahi hai... Maa to sharam se lal lal. Itna open expect nahi kiya tha...
Chandu: ha wo is ghar me bhi to kar le...
Baba: pet se to kar diya tu hi kitna chodega...
Chandu: baba hamari lugai hai hame mat sikhao aap jao... To thoda chudai kar le..
Baba: upar chado to vajan mat dena
Chandu: are hm ulti karke piche se dalenge. Ya gand mar lenge par aap niklo
Baba: ye teri aurat gand marva leti hai tab to aur paise aayenge.. acche se mario.
Chandu: ha baba muje pata hai kaise marna hai aap bahar jao...
Baba: chalo bhai bahar jate hai... Chalo darpan bahar... Chhotu ko bhi le lo...
Ham tino bahar chale aaye.. ab waha kya hua wo mai next part me bataunga par hamare bich kya bat hui ye mai abhi bata raha hu...
Baba: ye teri bahan pahalse hi pet se thi ya abhi hui hai?
mai: mai kuch samaja nahi baba
baba: bachha kiska hai? chandu ka hai ya kisi aur ka?
mai: chandu ka hi hai..
baba: to fir thik hai. kaise bane aap log garib?
mai: bahot lambi kahani hai bataunga fir kabhi
baba: koi nahi. thik hai
mai: aap bol rahe the ke paisa jyada milega meri bahan ka
baba: dekh muje nahi pata ke aap log kaisi kaisi bate karte honge jab amir the aur ye sab sahi bhi aapko lagata hai ya nahi. par mai sidhi sidhi bat karata hu. mai na kuch jyada nahi samaj me aata. tuje agar nahi pata to ye ek randi khana hi hai.. subah dekh raha hai ye highway yaha ghar ki aurat lag jayegi nah dho kar line me aur fir idhar se koi nikalega to bulayegi. unke sathe soyegi aur fir paise legi. bas yahi karate hai ham log.
mai: par aapki hi biwi din bhar customer ke sath soti firegi. aapko bura nahi lagega?
baba: ham aurato par jabardasti nahi karate. agar use man hai to kar sakate hai bas. nai to koi nai...
mai: ok...
baba: sach batana teri bahan hai khubsurat kya kabhi tuje man nahi hua ke ek bar chod le?
ab yaha ka pura conversation mere par depend karta hai ke mai kaise use handle karata hu. kyonki ye budha ekdam straight forward hai. jo bhi mai yaha bolunga wo sabake samane bhi bol sakata hai. ek chhote se bachhe ke samane bhi to ye bol raha hai anap shanap. par uparwali ki maher hai. unko unke dosto ne bula liya khelne aur wo nikal liya... aur ham jaha baithe the waha aaju baju ke aadmi log aa gaye...
1 jan: kya kaka aapka ladaka to achha mal pata liya. use bol dena ke subah sabako ek ek ladaka mil jaye tab hi use bahar nikale.
baba: tension mat lo. waise bhi wo pet se hai.
2 jan: tab to pet se wali ladaki ko to aur maza aata hoga na chodne me.
baba: ha hota hoga.
1 jan: aapne dekha bistar par kaisi hai?
baba: nahi re maine kaha dekha abhi subah hi to aai hai..
1 jan: par bahot badi chhati hai unki. to to dudh bhi aayega.. wow... chandu lucky to hai. kaha hai waise?
baba: wo andar chudai karne gaya hai. hame bahar nikala hai...
1 jan: ok. oye tu hai kaun?
baba: ye chandu ka sala hai
2 jan: tera nam kya hai re?
mai: Darpan
2 jan: aur teri bahan ka?
mai: suman
2 jan: kya perfect randi jaisa nam hai yar.. tune choda ya nahi?
mai: nahi. kya bol rahe ho aap?
2 jan: kyo usme kya. aurat hai unke pas badan hai chodne layak sharir hai. choda nahi tune? man nahi kiya?
baba: abhi maine yahi pucha ke aap log aa gaye...
1 jan: haaaa. idhar to teri bahan pet se hai isliye jab tak chandu nahi chahega tab tak kuch nahi hoga. warna ham sab bhi ek bar chodenge...
mai agar ab in logo se ghul mil nahi gaya to fir muje in logo ke sath ya akele chudai ka mauka hi nahi milega...
mai: dekho agar ye bat hai to agar meri bahana chahegi to mai pahale use chodunga
tino aadmi "je bat" kar ke hasane lage...
baba: dekh abhi to chandu chod ke aayega to puch hi lega mere liye. chudai khatam hote hi wo pcuhega ke baba ko bulau ke nahi. agar teri bahan ne ha bol di to meri lottery to abhi abhi lag jayegi
ab ham sab hasane lage. muje sab kuch ajib to nahi lag raha tha ab par ha ye duniya kaha le jane wali hai yahi samaj nahi aa raha tha....