07-09-2019, 08:07 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-09-2019, 08:15 PM by Logan555. Edited 2 times in total. Edited 2 times in total.)
Doosri taraf shabana ke jaane ke baad Lalu ke kamre me
Shabana ke nikalne ke baad lalu jaise hi darwaaze ki kundi lagakar wapas palta uske teeno dost gayab the, usne nazre neeche karke dekha to teeno uske pairo me sir jhukae baithe the.
Lalu: Abe ab ye kya naya drama hai.
Dev: Apka aashirwaad le rahe hai Mahaprabhu. Aap mahan ho shaktimaan ho, Aap gyani hi antaryaami ho, Mai to kehta hu aap purush hi nahi ho Mahapurush ho Mahapurush.
Lalu: Drama band karo aur chupchap khade ho.
Teeno uth kar khade ho gae.
Lalu: Aur dhyaan rahe mai usse pyar karta hu mai tum teeno ko uske saath kuchh nahi karne doonga.
Kamre me achanak se sannata chha gaya Lalu gusse me unhe ghoor raha tha aur wo teeno ek doosre ka muh taak rahe the. Do minute waha aise hi khamoshi chhai rahi phir achanak wo charo khilkhila kar has pade. Charo pet pakad kar hase ja rahe the.
Dev: Hahahaha Sale ye kya tha bhai.
Pratap: Hehehebehe Bhai bande ne itni zabardst acting kari ki ek baar to mujhe bhi lagne laga ki lagta hai apna Lalu sudhar gaya hai.
Dev: Hahahaba Bhai wo kya bola tha isne ma isse pyar karne laga hu aur mere rehte tum log ise kuchh nahi kar sakte. Bhai kya sach me pyar karne laga hai use.
Lalu: Agar mai life me ek ladki ko pyar karunga to bakiyo ka kya hoga baki bura nahi maan jaegi.
Dev: Hahahaha Bhai pata readers ne to tujhe Dev manus maan liya tha. Bawal mach gaya tha is story me ki is story ka ek iklauta villan bhi sudhar gaya achha ban gaya. Pasand karne lage the wo tujhe.
Lalu: Itna hi pasand aa gaya hu mai unhe to mera Lund muh me le le.
Kundan: Ab tu apne yaar ki tarah baat kar raha hai.
Lalu: Are hum to is kadar bigde hai ki hume sudharne wale khud bigad jaenge. MAI WO DOODH NAHI HU JISE LOG JAB CHAHE EK NAYA ROOP DE DE KABHI KHOYA KABHI PANEER KABHI MAKKHAN KABHI LASSI, MAI TO WO EK CHAMMACH DAHI HU JO KISI DOODH KE BHARE BHAGAUNE ME GIR JAE TO POORA DOODH FAAD KAR APNE JAISA BANA DE.
Kundan: Par bhai phir ye sab tha kya tune kyu sudharne ka drama kara.
Pratap: Ha ye hum bhi janna chahte hai aur saare readers bhi.
Dev: Hmm pehle tune hume yaha se bheja aur kaha ki kuchh der baad tu jab hume misscall de tab hum yaha aa jae aur yaha akar ye sab drama kare. Par kyu tujhe uske saamne achha banne ki kya zarurat thi wo to waise bhi tere saamne ghutno par thi tu jo kehta wo karti phir ye sab.
Lalu: Abe chutiyo tum logo ne mere saath itni aurate chodi hai phir bhi aaj tak tum kisi aurat ko samajh nahi pae. Hum zor zabardsti karke blackmail karke kisi aurat ke tan ko to chudai ke liye majbbor kar sakte hai par uske man ko nahi. Aur chudai ka asli maza tab hi milta hai jab usme tan aur man dono ki sehmati ho. Tum logo ko pata hai kal raat jab maine uska bang kara to mai chahta to wahi uski chudai kar sakta tha par maine nahi ki aaj subah jab maine uske upar moota usse zabardasti apna lund chuswaya tab bhi mujhe wo maza nahi aya jo maza mujhe is baar ki chudai me mila kyuki is baar wo tan aur man dono se mujhse chudi hai. Tum logo ko pata hai aaj usne khud mere chehre ko apne mummo par dabaya khud apni marzi se apne mummy mujhse chuswae, khud apna burkha upar karke mujhs apni gaand par mutwaya aur sabse badi baat khud se apni marzi se nangi hokar mere lund par akar bathi aur uchhal uchhal kar mera lund apni chut me liya mai bus badshaaho ki tarah uske neeche leta raha aur phir puri tarah santusht hokar mere seene par sir rakh kar so gai. Ab jara socho kya agar mai use majboor karke use chodta to kya mujhe chudai ka wo maza milta jo abhi mila.
Dev: Ha baat to teri sahi hai maza to aurat ko uski marzi se chodne me hi hai par phir tune hume wapas kyu bulaya aur usko chod lene ke baad ye sab acting karne ki wajah. Chudai to tu kar hi chuka tha phir ab uske saamne achha banne ki kya zarurat thi.
Lalu: Tum logo ne kabhi shikaar kara hai pata hai shikaar karne ka asli maza kab ata hai shikaar ko bhaga bhaga kar uska shikaar karne me. Pehle use ye yakeen dilaya jae ki uski jaan bach sakti hai aur jab use yakeen ho jae ki wo safe hai tab uska shikaar karne ka. Maine bhi use yakeen dilaya hai ki mai use bacha lunga aur jab use mujh par yakeen ho jaega mai uske pairo tale ki zameen kheech lunga. Maine uske aansoo isliye pochhe hai taki use isse bhi jada buri tarah rula saku.
Ek baar phir kamre me sannata chha gaya. Lalu ki ye soch ye vikrit mansikta ko dekh uske dosto ko bhi dar lagne laga tha.
Pratap: Bhai tu use itna jada torcher kar raha hai tujhe dar nahi lagta ki kahi usne kuchh kar liya to.
Lalu: Karti hai to kar le mujhe na uske jeene se farq padta hai na uske marne se. Pata hai kyu, kyuki mai Insaan nahi hu mai Haiwaan hu. Aur jin logo ko lagta hai ki Haiwaan sudhar sakta hai achha ban sakta hai unki soch ko ikkis topo ki salami. Aur waise bhi tum logo ne kaha tha na ki kharbuza katega to sabme batega to kal raat ye kharbuza tum logo ka. Kal mai uske aur tum logo ke beech nahi aaunga tum log jo chahe uske saath kar sakte ho. Bus dhyan rahe uske cheekhne ki awaaze rukni nahi chahiye. Aur ha us nachaniya Chandni ko bol dena kal tayar rahe kal use ek shareef zaheen aurat ko ek pakki rundi banana hai.
Lalu: Sabke saamne jhapad mara tha na usne mujhe wo jhapad use kitna menhga padega is baat ka use andaaza bhi nahi hai. KUCH BHI KARNE KA THA RE SINGHAM JAIKANT SHIKDE KA EGO HURT NAHI KARNA THA. Ab kal raat wo sali roegi cheekhegi chillaegi aur hum sab karenge.
O SAKI SAKI RE SAKI SAKI
AA PAAS AA REH NA JAE KOI KHWAHISH BAAKI
Shabana beshak kal ke bare soch kar thoda chintit thi par lalu ke is badle hue roop ne kahi na kahi uske man me asha ki ek umeed bhi jaga di thi, use lagne laga tha ki shayad sach me lalu ke dil me uske liye ek soft corner ban gaya hai. Aur wo sach me use kuchh nahi hone dega. Shabana ka dil bada masoom tha aur isi maoomiyat ki wajah se wo sharafat ka naqaab ke peeche chhupe lalu ke haiwaani chehre ko nahi dekh pa rahi. Shabana thoda hi sahi par lalu par bharosa karne lagi thi use andaaz bhi nahi tha ki usi Lalu ne uske liye kitni khaufnaak yojna bana rakhi hai. Logo par badi jaldi bharosa kar lene wali masoosm Shabana Khan ka kal jeewan ki kathor sachhai se saamna hone wala tha ki aurat ko bus ek upbhog ki cheez aur apne pair ki jooti samajhne wale vikrot mansikta wale insaan ki njyat aur fitrat itni asaani se nahi badalti aur aise logo par kabhi bharosa nahi kiya ja sakta.
Ab tak shabana ka har tarah se shoshan karne wale Lalu ne ab Shabana ko tashtari me saja kar apne dosto ke saamne paros diya tha. Lalu ne Shabana ke GangBang ki puri rooprekha tayar karli thi ab dekhna ye tha ki is yojna ko wo shatir shikaari kis tarah amal me lata hai aur kya shabana ek baar phir khud par hone wale is shareerik aur mansik aghaat ko bardasht kar paegi. In sabhi sawalo ka jawab is kahani saatve din me milne wala tha.
Shabana ke nikalne ke baad lalu jaise hi darwaaze ki kundi lagakar wapas palta uske teeno dost gayab the, usne nazre neeche karke dekha to teeno uske pairo me sir jhukae baithe the.
Lalu: Abe ab ye kya naya drama hai.
Dev: Apka aashirwaad le rahe hai Mahaprabhu. Aap mahan ho shaktimaan ho, Aap gyani hi antaryaami ho, Mai to kehta hu aap purush hi nahi ho Mahapurush ho Mahapurush.
Lalu: Drama band karo aur chupchap khade ho.
Teeno uth kar khade ho gae.
Lalu: Aur dhyaan rahe mai usse pyar karta hu mai tum teeno ko uske saath kuchh nahi karne doonga.
Kamre me achanak se sannata chha gaya Lalu gusse me unhe ghoor raha tha aur wo teeno ek doosre ka muh taak rahe the. Do minute waha aise hi khamoshi chhai rahi phir achanak wo charo khilkhila kar has pade. Charo pet pakad kar hase ja rahe the.
Dev: Hahahaha Sale ye kya tha bhai.
Pratap: Hehehebehe Bhai bande ne itni zabardst acting kari ki ek baar to mujhe bhi lagne laga ki lagta hai apna Lalu sudhar gaya hai.
Dev: Hahahaba Bhai wo kya bola tha isne ma isse pyar karne laga hu aur mere rehte tum log ise kuchh nahi kar sakte. Bhai kya sach me pyar karne laga hai use.
Lalu: Agar mai life me ek ladki ko pyar karunga to bakiyo ka kya hoga baki bura nahi maan jaegi.
Dev: Hahahaha Bhai pata readers ne to tujhe Dev manus maan liya tha. Bawal mach gaya tha is story me ki is story ka ek iklauta villan bhi sudhar gaya achha ban gaya. Pasand karne lage the wo tujhe.
Lalu: Itna hi pasand aa gaya hu mai unhe to mera Lund muh me le le.
Kundan: Ab tu apne yaar ki tarah baat kar raha hai.
Lalu: Are hum to is kadar bigde hai ki hume sudharne wale khud bigad jaenge. MAI WO DOODH NAHI HU JISE LOG JAB CHAHE EK NAYA ROOP DE DE KABHI KHOYA KABHI PANEER KABHI MAKKHAN KABHI LASSI, MAI TO WO EK CHAMMACH DAHI HU JO KISI DOODH KE BHARE BHAGAUNE ME GIR JAE TO POORA DOODH FAAD KAR APNE JAISA BANA DE.
Kundan: Par bhai phir ye sab tha kya tune kyu sudharne ka drama kara.
Pratap: Ha ye hum bhi janna chahte hai aur saare readers bhi.
Dev: Hmm pehle tune hume yaha se bheja aur kaha ki kuchh der baad tu jab hume misscall de tab hum yaha aa jae aur yaha akar ye sab drama kare. Par kyu tujhe uske saamne achha banne ki kya zarurat thi wo to waise bhi tere saamne ghutno par thi tu jo kehta wo karti phir ye sab.
Lalu: Abe chutiyo tum logo ne mere saath itni aurate chodi hai phir bhi aaj tak tum kisi aurat ko samajh nahi pae. Hum zor zabardsti karke blackmail karke kisi aurat ke tan ko to chudai ke liye majbbor kar sakte hai par uske man ko nahi. Aur chudai ka asli maza tab hi milta hai jab usme tan aur man dono ki sehmati ho. Tum logo ko pata hai kal raat jab maine uska bang kara to mai chahta to wahi uski chudai kar sakta tha par maine nahi ki aaj subah jab maine uske upar moota usse zabardasti apna lund chuswaya tab bhi mujhe wo maza nahi aya jo maza mujhe is baar ki chudai me mila kyuki is baar wo tan aur man dono se mujhse chudi hai. Tum logo ko pata hai aaj usne khud mere chehre ko apne mummo par dabaya khud apni marzi se apne mummy mujhse chuswae, khud apna burkha upar karke mujhs apni gaand par mutwaya aur sabse badi baat khud se apni marzi se nangi hokar mere lund par akar bathi aur uchhal uchhal kar mera lund apni chut me liya mai bus badshaaho ki tarah uske neeche leta raha aur phir puri tarah santusht hokar mere seene par sir rakh kar so gai. Ab jara socho kya agar mai use majboor karke use chodta to kya mujhe chudai ka wo maza milta jo abhi mila.
Dev: Ha baat to teri sahi hai maza to aurat ko uski marzi se chodne me hi hai par phir tune hume wapas kyu bulaya aur usko chod lene ke baad ye sab acting karne ki wajah. Chudai to tu kar hi chuka tha phir ab uske saamne achha banne ki kya zarurat thi.
Lalu: Tum logo ne kabhi shikaar kara hai pata hai shikaar karne ka asli maza kab ata hai shikaar ko bhaga bhaga kar uska shikaar karne me. Pehle use ye yakeen dilaya jae ki uski jaan bach sakti hai aur jab use yakeen ho jae ki wo safe hai tab uska shikaar karne ka. Maine bhi use yakeen dilaya hai ki mai use bacha lunga aur jab use mujh par yakeen ho jaega mai uske pairo tale ki zameen kheech lunga. Maine uske aansoo isliye pochhe hai taki use isse bhi jada buri tarah rula saku.
Ek baar phir kamre me sannata chha gaya. Lalu ki ye soch ye vikrit mansikta ko dekh uske dosto ko bhi dar lagne laga tha.
Pratap: Bhai tu use itna jada torcher kar raha hai tujhe dar nahi lagta ki kahi usne kuchh kar liya to.
Lalu: Karti hai to kar le mujhe na uske jeene se farq padta hai na uske marne se. Pata hai kyu, kyuki mai Insaan nahi hu mai Haiwaan hu. Aur jin logo ko lagta hai ki Haiwaan sudhar sakta hai achha ban sakta hai unki soch ko ikkis topo ki salami. Aur waise bhi tum logo ne kaha tha na ki kharbuza katega to sabme batega to kal raat ye kharbuza tum logo ka. Kal mai uske aur tum logo ke beech nahi aaunga tum log jo chahe uske saath kar sakte ho. Bus dhyan rahe uske cheekhne ki awaaze rukni nahi chahiye. Aur ha us nachaniya Chandni ko bol dena kal tayar rahe kal use ek shareef zaheen aurat ko ek pakki rundi banana hai.
Lalu: Sabke saamne jhapad mara tha na usne mujhe wo jhapad use kitna menhga padega is baat ka use andaaza bhi nahi hai. KUCH BHI KARNE KA THA RE SINGHAM JAIKANT SHIKDE KA EGO HURT NAHI KARNA THA. Ab kal raat wo sali roegi cheekhegi chillaegi aur hum sab karenge.
O SAKI SAKI RE SAKI SAKI
AA PAAS AA REH NA JAE KOI KHWAHISH BAAKI
Shabana beshak kal ke bare soch kar thoda chintit thi par lalu ke is badle hue roop ne kahi na kahi uske man me asha ki ek umeed bhi jaga di thi, use lagne laga tha ki shayad sach me lalu ke dil me uske liye ek soft corner ban gaya hai. Aur wo sach me use kuchh nahi hone dega. Shabana ka dil bada masoom tha aur isi maoomiyat ki wajah se wo sharafat ka naqaab ke peeche chhupe lalu ke haiwaani chehre ko nahi dekh pa rahi. Shabana thoda hi sahi par lalu par bharosa karne lagi thi use andaaz bhi nahi tha ki usi Lalu ne uske liye kitni khaufnaak yojna bana rakhi hai. Logo par badi jaldi bharosa kar lene wali masoosm Shabana Khan ka kal jeewan ki kathor sachhai se saamna hone wala tha ki aurat ko bus ek upbhog ki cheez aur apne pair ki jooti samajhne wale vikrot mansikta wale insaan ki njyat aur fitrat itni asaani se nahi badalti aur aise logo par kabhi bharosa nahi kiya ja sakta.
Ab tak shabana ka har tarah se shoshan karne wale Lalu ne ab Shabana ko tashtari me saja kar apne dosto ke saamne paros diya tha. Lalu ne Shabana ke GangBang ki puri rooprekha tayar karli thi ab dekhna ye tha ki is yojna ko wo shatir shikaari kis tarah amal me lata hai aur kya shabana ek baar phir khud par hone wale is shareerik aur mansik aghaat ko bardasht kar paegi. In sabhi sawalo ka jawab is kahani saatve din me milne wala tha.