पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Didi ki Jethani ko Choda 

yeh us waqtki baat hai jab Didi ki delivery ko 15 din hoye the or mere Bhanje cum bete ka naamkaran honewala tha. Didi ki saas ki tabyat theek nahi hone ke karan Didi ki saas or nanad nahi aasake. Didi ki saas ne unki jethani ko bhej diya. Didi ki jethani ko lene main VT station gaya tha. Unka naam Neha tha. Jab main station pohncha to train just arrive ho rahi thi main bogi number S4 mein ponhcha to dekha vo apna saaman lekar train se bahar nikal rahi hai.

Vo jaise hi apni bag train se niche rakhne ke liye jhuki to unki saree ka paloo apni jaga se sarak gaya or unke dono ball meri ankhon ke saamne the. Main unke balls ko dekh raha tha or vo meri taraf dekh rahi thi. Unke balls ko dekh kar mera lund ekdam khada hogay. Main ne us waqt track paint pehan rakhi thi. Meri track mein unhoone ubhar dekh liya. Phir achanak mera dhyan unki taraf gay to vo meri taraf dekh rahi thi. Main ne apni aankhein neeche kar lee or unki tarag chala gaya. Unhoon ne mujse poocha,”Kaise Ho”.
Main ne jawab diya,”Achchaa hoon, Aap kaisi hain or safar mein koee takleef to nahi huee”. Unhoon ne jawab diya “nahi mein theek hoon ou koee takleef to nahi hoee.”