25-08-2019, 10:10 AM
aaj main aapko Ek Kahani batane ja raha hun Jhanvi Kapoor Ek Bihari Kalu ke land ke liye Pagal Ho Jaati Hai Aur Uske land ko apni mangne sajaana chahti hai to
Kahani Shuru karte hain Jhanvi Kapoor Jaisa ki aap log Jante Hain Janhvi Kapoor Bollywood ki mashhur heroine Sridevi ke beti hai Ek Rajkumari Ki Tarah aur Hamesha Rajkumari Ki Tarah rhi Jindagi Mein Kisi chij Ki Kami Nahin Hui aur Ab To janvi ek film ka naam Dhadak tha jo release hue thi
Janvi kapoor ke baare me ek se ek handsome Ladka uske sath milne ke sapne dekhte the
Wahi dursi aur Mumbai mein ek Basti Mein Jahan Sridevi ka ghar tha pass Ek kalu Naam Ka Bihari rahata tha aur usne kai baar Dekha Tha ki janvi Kapoor ko Jab wo gym se Aati Thi To Hamesha kacche Mein Aati Thi uski Tango ko dekhta tha aur uska man Karta Tha ki Jhaangee ko Chuse
Jhanvi Kapoor Jaisa ki aap log Jante Hain Ki Kalu Bihar ka bihari tha vah Hamesha gandigi me rahata tha Kyunki vo vahan ke gatar saaf Karta Tha lekin vah Jab Jahnvi Kapoor ko deta tha to use ekadam Pagal Ho Jaaye Karta Tha kalu ka Man Karta Tha ki chut me sharab daal kr piye aur uski gaand Ko chat chat Kar Itna Chahte ki kya kahun
Kyuki jb se janvi kapoor ne gym join kara tha uski gand ekadam se Chaudi aur Bahar ko nikal Gai thi
20 sided die
Ab aapko kalu ke saap se wakif krata hu
Kalu ke land ka size 10 inch ka tha uska land 4 inch Mota tha Dekha
Janvi Kapoor. ke ghar mein Ek naukrani kaam karti thi Jiska Naam Kamla tha jo Jhanvi Kapoor ke yahan Salon se kam karti thi isliye Jaanvi Kapoor ka use per bahut Bharosa tha ek din jab Kamla kitchen Mein kaam kar rahi thi to Uske pishalne ki vajah Se Uske pair mein ek moch a Gai Moch Jyada Badi To Nahin Thi lekin vah Jyada der tak Khadi Rah kar Kam Nahin kar sakti thi usne is bare mein a apni Memsaab yani ki Jhanvi Kapoor ko bataya to Kamla Ne Janvi se kaha ki Aitraaz na ho to pass ki bharti Mein Se Hi
Uske bad Kamla ne kaha ki agar aapko Aitraaz na ho to main aapse ek baat kar sakti Hun To jaanvi ne Kaha bolo to Kamla Ne Kaha MemSahab Main Apni vasti Mein Se Ek aadami Ko Janti hun jo Khali pada rahata hai wo Thode Din Mere saath Ghar ke kam Mein help Kar Dega Janvi ne kaha Tumhari Baat to sahi hai lekin maine us Basti Mein jyadatar log gande aur kale katule h kya Kahate Hain unhe blackdog. (Janvi hasne lgi )
Jaise dikhte Hain to Kamla ne kaha ki main use acchi Tarah Janti hun vah bahut Achcha hai to Jhanvi Kapoor Ne thodi der Socha aur fir usne han bol Diya Usne kaha ki kal usse Lekar Mujhse Milana Uske bare mein Jab Main Tumhen Kuchh bataungi FIR janvi apne room me chali gyi aur kamla Apne kam mein vyast ho gai lekin Main Yahan ko aapko ek baat batana chahta hun Kamla Ne Jis aadami Ke Liye Jhanvi Kapoor se baat ki thi Kalu bihari Hi Tha Darasal wo Kamla ka Aashiq tha Kamala usse Roj Roj chudati thi lekin Jab Se vah Yahan kam karne Lagi Hai To vah jyada hi rahti Thi Aur Hafte Mein Sirf Do Hi Din apne ghar ja pati thi kalu me uSe kai baar bola tha ki apne memsaheb ke yaha muje bhi kam pr lagva De
Kamla Uske land ke liye itna pagal thi ki usne ab Kalu ko Apne Sath Hi Kam pr lagwane ka Faisla kar liya aur FIR Kamla sara kam karne ke bad sham ko Kalu ke jhopadi ki or gai usne dekha Ek Char Pai per kalu Leta hua tha usne is Waqt Ek ganda kaachha a pahna hua tha Jo ekadam ganda tha usmein dhul jami hue thi aur Kalu ko Kahane Lagi tumne kaha tha na ki tumne Janvi mam ke yahan kaam karna hai main tumse Tumhari Baat kara Di Hai Ab tum vahan per kam kar sakte ho kalu ne Aisa Suna aur vo ek dam phula Nahin Samaya ki tabhi Kamla niche ho Gaye aur uska kachra utharne Mein Lagi aur uska jo Kala land tha vah Soya hua tha vah Uske land ke pass Gai aur usne Apne Naak ko uss land ke tatto
ke andar daal kr uski smell apne andar utarne lgi
Kahani Shuru karte hain Jhanvi Kapoor Jaisa ki aap log Jante Hain Janhvi Kapoor Bollywood ki mashhur heroine Sridevi ke beti hai Ek Rajkumari Ki Tarah aur Hamesha Rajkumari Ki Tarah rhi Jindagi Mein Kisi chij Ki Kami Nahin Hui aur Ab To janvi ek film ka naam Dhadak tha jo release hue thi
Janvi kapoor ke baare me ek se ek handsome Ladka uske sath milne ke sapne dekhte the
Wahi dursi aur Mumbai mein ek Basti Mein Jahan Sridevi ka ghar tha pass Ek kalu Naam Ka Bihari rahata tha aur usne kai baar Dekha Tha ki janvi Kapoor ko Jab wo gym se Aati Thi To Hamesha kacche Mein Aati Thi uski Tango ko dekhta tha aur uska man Karta Tha ki Jhaangee ko Chuse
Jhanvi Kapoor Jaisa ki aap log Jante Hain Ki Kalu Bihar ka bihari tha vah Hamesha gandigi me rahata tha Kyunki vo vahan ke gatar saaf Karta Tha lekin vah Jab Jahnvi Kapoor ko deta tha to use ekadam Pagal Ho Jaaye Karta Tha kalu ka Man Karta Tha ki chut me sharab daal kr piye aur uski gaand Ko chat chat Kar Itna Chahte ki kya kahun
Kyuki jb se janvi kapoor ne gym join kara tha uski gand ekadam se Chaudi aur Bahar ko nikal Gai thi
20 sided die
Ab aapko kalu ke saap se wakif krata hu
Kalu ke land ka size 10 inch ka tha uska land 4 inch Mota tha Dekha
Janvi Kapoor. ke ghar mein Ek naukrani kaam karti thi Jiska Naam Kamla tha jo Jhanvi Kapoor ke yahan Salon se kam karti thi isliye Jaanvi Kapoor ka use per bahut Bharosa tha ek din jab Kamla kitchen Mein kaam kar rahi thi to Uske pishalne ki vajah Se Uske pair mein ek moch a Gai Moch Jyada Badi To Nahin Thi lekin vah Jyada der tak Khadi Rah kar Kam Nahin kar sakti thi usne is bare mein a apni Memsaab yani ki Jhanvi Kapoor ko bataya to Kamla Ne Janvi se kaha ki Aitraaz na ho to pass ki bharti Mein Se Hi
Uske bad Kamla ne kaha ki agar aapko Aitraaz na ho to main aapse ek baat kar sakti Hun To jaanvi ne Kaha bolo to Kamla Ne Kaha MemSahab Main Apni vasti Mein Se Ek aadami Ko Janti hun jo Khali pada rahata hai wo Thode Din Mere saath Ghar ke kam Mein help Kar Dega Janvi ne kaha Tumhari Baat to sahi hai lekin maine us Basti Mein jyadatar log gande aur kale katule h kya Kahate Hain unhe blackdog. (Janvi hasne lgi )
Jaise dikhte Hain to Kamla ne kaha ki main use acchi Tarah Janti hun vah bahut Achcha hai to Jhanvi Kapoor Ne thodi der Socha aur fir usne han bol Diya Usne kaha ki kal usse Lekar Mujhse Milana Uske bare mein Jab Main Tumhen Kuchh bataungi FIR janvi apne room me chali gyi aur kamla Apne kam mein vyast ho gai lekin Main Yahan ko aapko ek baat batana chahta hun Kamla Ne Jis aadami Ke Liye Jhanvi Kapoor se baat ki thi Kalu bihari Hi Tha Darasal wo Kamla ka Aashiq tha Kamala usse Roj Roj chudati thi lekin Jab Se vah Yahan kam karne Lagi Hai To vah jyada hi rahti Thi Aur Hafte Mein Sirf Do Hi Din apne ghar ja pati thi kalu me uSe kai baar bola tha ki apne memsaheb ke yaha muje bhi kam pr lagva De
Kamla Uske land ke liye itna pagal thi ki usne ab Kalu ko Apne Sath Hi Kam pr lagwane ka Faisla kar liya aur FIR Kamla sara kam karne ke bad sham ko Kalu ke jhopadi ki or gai usne dekha Ek Char Pai per kalu Leta hua tha usne is Waqt Ek ganda kaachha a pahna hua tha Jo ekadam ganda tha usmein dhul jami hue thi aur Kalu ko Kahane Lagi tumne kaha tha na ki tumne Janvi mam ke yahan kaam karna hai main tumse Tumhari Baat kara Di Hai Ab tum vahan per kam kar sakte ho kalu ne Aisa Suna aur vo ek dam phula Nahin Samaya ki tabhi Kamla niche ho Gaye aur uska kachra utharne Mein Lagi aur uska jo Kala land tha vah Soya hua tha vah Uske land ke pass Gai aur usne Apne Naak ko uss land ke tatto
ke andar daal kr uski smell apne andar utarne lgi
Kalu kamla ki Gand Mein Apna land dalne Laga Kalu ka land Ab Tak Na Jaane Kitni bar liya tha lekin Aaj Bhi Jab Woh uska land Leti Thi To wo Itna chillati Thi Ki Jaise vah pahli bar le rahi ho Kalu ka land Har Bar aisa lagta tha