24-08-2019, 12:08 PM
Saamne- bakwas nhi....waise ye time kuch sochne ka nhi...ye time hai badle ka....
Main(baith kar)- badla....kaisa badla...tum ho koun...???
Saamne- sab samjh jaoge...jab hamara aamna-saamba hoga....""i m comming....hehehehehe...""
Main(man me)- ye tha koun....aur ye kis baat ka badla hai....??
""aakhir koun ho tum....?????...""
Ab Aage...........
Ek anjaan phon aur us par ek dhamkee.....ye do cheej kafi hoti hai kisi ke bhi mind me khalbali machane ke liye....
aur aisa hi mere sath bhi hua...phon ki baaton ko soch-soch kar mera mind garam ho raha tha....par mujhe koi jawaab nhi mila.....
Main kafi der sochta raha us phon karne wale ke baare me...koun ho sakta hai...????
aur kis badle ki baat kar raha tha...?????
Aakhir maine aisa kya kiya hai jo koi mujhse badla bhi le sakta hai....????
Aise sawaal aksar logo ko hila dalte hai...bas meri haalat bhi is waqt aisi hi thi....hili hui.....
Par kahte hai na ki zahar ko zahar hi kat ta hai.....bas....mere mind ki tention mitane ke liye maine bhi dusri tention ka sahara liya.....wo thi daaru....
ji haa....samaaj me daaru ko ek tention hi kaha jata hai....par ye bhi sach hai ki kai baar yahi daaru humari tention ko khatm bhi kar deti hai....bas pine wale ko apni limit pata honi chahiye.....hai na.....
Well....maine bhi fresh ho kar whiskey ke kuch peg maare aur apne mind ko relax kiya.....
Main peg maar hi raha tha ki tabhi ravi aur ritu bapis aa gaye aur unki aawaze sun kar main hall me aa gaya....waha sadiya bhi moujood thi.....
Ravi - are sir...ye kya...aaj saam ke time hi ye sab(whisky ke liye bola)....
Main- wo...are kuch nhi...bas chutti enjoye kar raha hu...ye chhodo....tum batao....kaha ghoom aaye....
Ravi- are sir...wo mere bhai ki ladki aai hai sahar me...yaha college dekhne aai hai apne frnds ke sath....bas usi se milne gaya tha...fir wahi se kuch shooping bhi kar aaya....
Main(baith kar)- oh ho...par ye bata...teri bhatiji ko yaha kyo nhi laya...wo itne bade sahar me rahegi kaha....
Ravi- sir wo apni saheli ki bua ke ghar par rukegi....
Main(thoda gusse se)- tum kamaal ho yaar....sage chacha ke hote huye wo kisi aur jagah rukegi....ye accha lagta hai kya.....
meri baat sun kar ravi ne ritu ko dekga aur fir nazre jhuka li...fir dheere se bola....
Ravi- sir...wo humne socha...ki ...wo....
Main(khade ho kar)- samjh gaya...tumne socha hoga ki main kya boluga...satad main gussa karuga...hai na....
Ravi- ji sir.....kyoki ghar to ye aapka hi hai ...hum to khud hi yaha ....
Main(beech me)- hmm...sahi kaha....par yaar...tum logo mere apne gi ho...to fir mera ghar tumhara bhi utna hi hai...kyo ritu.....
itna bol kar maine ritu ko dekha aur ritu ne bhi mujhe dekha...aur ravi se chhip kar mujhe aankh maar di....
Main- bolo ritu....chup kyo ho...hamare beech koi rista hi nhi....
Ritu- nhi sir....matlab....rista hai...aap aisi baat mat kijiye....
Maib(muskura kar)- sun liya ravi...teri biwi jyada samjhdaar hai....ab tu bhi samjh ja aur ja jar apni bhatiji ko le aa....
Ravi- samjh gaya sir....par aaj use wahi rukne do....nhi to uski saheli ko accha nhi lagega....haa...kal main use le aauga pakka....
Main- hmm,....chalo ab batao....kya shopping kar aaye....kuch mere liye bhi laay ki nhi.....(muskura diya)
Ravi(muskura kar)- are sir...shopping hum kya karege...sab ritu hi karti hai...hum to bas beg uthate hai....hahaha....
Main- hmm....tab to ritu se hi puchna padega.....to ritu...tum batao...mere liye kya laai ho.....
Ritu- sir....wo....haaa....ek surprize hai....aapko jaldi hi de dugi.....
Main- hmmm....theek hai....(man me- janta hu ki tu kya degi....)
fir ritu change karne nikal gai aur....ravi mere sath baith gaya.....
Main- ravi....bottle to utha la yaar....aur sadiya....tu aaram kar ab...thak gai hogi na....aur haa...aaj yahi ruk jana....ok
Mere order ko bhala koi na kaise karta...sadiya ne haa me sir hilaya aur ravi bhi jaldi se bottle le aaya....
Thodi der baad hum sab dining table par baithe huye the....ravi mere saamne baitha tha aur sadiya ko maine ravi ke baaju me baitha diya....kyoki main chahta tha ki ritu mere baju me baithe aur main pite-pite thoda maza kar saku....
Aur meri hi tarah kuch soch ritu ki bhi thi....ye to sone pe suhaga ho gaya tha.....
Main(baith kar)- badla....kaisa badla...tum ho koun...???
Saamne- sab samjh jaoge...jab hamara aamna-saamba hoga....""i m comming....hehehehehe...""
Main(man me)- ye tha koun....aur ye kis baat ka badla hai....??
""aakhir koun ho tum....?????...""
Ab Aage...........
Ek anjaan phon aur us par ek dhamkee.....ye do cheej kafi hoti hai kisi ke bhi mind me khalbali machane ke liye....
aur aisa hi mere sath bhi hua...phon ki baaton ko soch-soch kar mera mind garam ho raha tha....par mujhe koi jawaab nhi mila.....
Main kafi der sochta raha us phon karne wale ke baare me...koun ho sakta hai...????
aur kis badle ki baat kar raha tha...?????
Aakhir maine aisa kya kiya hai jo koi mujhse badla bhi le sakta hai....????
Aise sawaal aksar logo ko hila dalte hai...bas meri haalat bhi is waqt aisi hi thi....hili hui.....
Par kahte hai na ki zahar ko zahar hi kat ta hai.....bas....mere mind ki tention mitane ke liye maine bhi dusri tention ka sahara liya.....wo thi daaru....
ji haa....samaaj me daaru ko ek tention hi kaha jata hai....par ye bhi sach hai ki kai baar yahi daaru humari tention ko khatm bhi kar deti hai....bas pine wale ko apni limit pata honi chahiye.....hai na.....
Well....maine bhi fresh ho kar whiskey ke kuch peg maare aur apne mind ko relax kiya.....
Main peg maar hi raha tha ki tabhi ravi aur ritu bapis aa gaye aur unki aawaze sun kar main hall me aa gaya....waha sadiya bhi moujood thi.....
Ravi - are sir...ye kya...aaj saam ke time hi ye sab(whisky ke liye bola)....
Main- wo...are kuch nhi...bas chutti enjoye kar raha hu...ye chhodo....tum batao....kaha ghoom aaye....
Ravi- are sir...wo mere bhai ki ladki aai hai sahar me...yaha college dekhne aai hai apne frnds ke sath....bas usi se milne gaya tha...fir wahi se kuch shooping bhi kar aaya....
Main(baith kar)- oh ho...par ye bata...teri bhatiji ko yaha kyo nhi laya...wo itne bade sahar me rahegi kaha....
Ravi- sir wo apni saheli ki bua ke ghar par rukegi....
Main(thoda gusse se)- tum kamaal ho yaar....sage chacha ke hote huye wo kisi aur jagah rukegi....ye accha lagta hai kya.....
meri baat sun kar ravi ne ritu ko dekga aur fir nazre jhuka li...fir dheere se bola....
Ravi- sir...wo humne socha...ki ...wo....
Main(khade ho kar)- samjh gaya...tumne socha hoga ki main kya boluga...satad main gussa karuga...hai na....
Ravi- ji sir.....kyoki ghar to ye aapka hi hai ...hum to khud hi yaha ....
Main(beech me)- hmm...sahi kaha....par yaar...tum logo mere apne gi ho...to fir mera ghar tumhara bhi utna hi hai...kyo ritu.....
itna bol kar maine ritu ko dekha aur ritu ne bhi mujhe dekha...aur ravi se chhip kar mujhe aankh maar di....
Main- bolo ritu....chup kyo ho...hamare beech koi rista hi nhi....
Ritu- nhi sir....matlab....rista hai...aap aisi baat mat kijiye....
Maib(muskura kar)- sun liya ravi...teri biwi jyada samjhdaar hai....ab tu bhi samjh ja aur ja jar apni bhatiji ko le aa....
Ravi- samjh gaya sir....par aaj use wahi rukne do....nhi to uski saheli ko accha nhi lagega....haa...kal main use le aauga pakka....
Main- hmm,....chalo ab batao....kya shopping kar aaye....kuch mere liye bhi laay ki nhi.....(muskura diya)
Ravi(muskura kar)- are sir...shopping hum kya karege...sab ritu hi karti hai...hum to bas beg uthate hai....hahaha....
Main- hmm....tab to ritu se hi puchna padega.....to ritu...tum batao...mere liye kya laai ho.....
Ritu- sir....wo....haaa....ek surprize hai....aapko jaldi hi de dugi.....
Main- hmmm....theek hai....(man me- janta hu ki tu kya degi....)
fir ritu change karne nikal gai aur....ravi mere sath baith gaya.....
Main- ravi....bottle to utha la yaar....aur sadiya....tu aaram kar ab...thak gai hogi na....aur haa...aaj yahi ruk jana....ok
Mere order ko bhala koi na kaise karta...sadiya ne haa me sir hilaya aur ravi bhi jaldi se bottle le aaya....
Thodi der baad hum sab dining table par baithe huye the....ravi mere saamne baitha tha aur sadiya ko maine ravi ke baaju me baitha diya....kyoki main chahta tha ki ritu mere baju me baithe aur main pite-pite thoda maza kar saku....
Aur meri hi tarah kuch soch ritu ki bhi thi....ye to sone pe suhaga ho gaya tha.....