Sasur aur Kanchan

[arushidayal]

Update 3
Kanchan ghoonghat nikaale aage aage chali jaa rahi thi. Vo acchhi tarah
jaanti thi ki sasur ji ki aankhen uske matakte hue nitumbon pe lagi hui hain.
Raasta sankra ho gaya tha aur ab vo dono ek pug dandi pe chal rahe the. Achaanak
Side ki pug dandi se do gadhe Kanchan ke saamne aa gaye. Raasta itna kum chaura
tha ki side se aage nikalna bhi mushkil tha. Majbooran Kanchan ko gadhon ke
peechhe peechhe chalna para. Achaanak Kanchan ka dhyaan peechhe waale gadhe pe
gaya.
“ Are pitaji dekhiye ye kaisa gadha hai ? Iski to paanch taangen hain.” Kanchan
aage chal rahe gadhe ki or ishaara karte hue boli.
” Beti, tum to bahut bholi ho, zara dhyaan se dekho iski paanch taangen nahin
hain.”
Kanchan ne phir dyaan se dekha to uska kaleja dhak sa rah gaya. Gadhe ki paanch
taangen nahin thi, vo to gadhe ka lund tha. Baap re kya lumba lund tha ! aisa
lug raha tha jaise uski taang ho. Kanchan ne ye bhi notice kiya ki aage wala
gadha, gadha nahin balki gadhee thi kyonki uska lund nahin tha. Gadhe ka lund
khara hua tha. Kanchan samajh gayi ki gadha kya karne wala tha. Ab to Kanchan ke
paseene chhoot gaye. Peechhe peechhe sasur ji chal rahe the. Kanchan apne aap ko
kosne lagi ki sasur ji se kya sawaal pooch liya. Kanchan ka sharam ke mare bura
haal tha. Ramlal ko acchha moka mil gaya tha. Usne phir se kaha,
” Bolo, bahu hain kya iski paanch taangen ?” Kanchan ka munh sharam
se laal ho gaya, aur haklaati hui boli,
“ jj…jee chaar hi hain.”
“ To vo paanchavee cheez kya hai bahu?”
” Jjj….jee vo to ……..jee humen nahin pata.”
„ Pahle kabhi dekha nahin beti ?“ Ramlal maze leta hua bola.
” Nahin pitaji.” Kanchan sharmaate hue boli.
” Mardon ki taangon ke beech mein jo hota hai vo to dekha hai na?”
” Jee..” Ab to Kanchan ka munh laal ho gaya.
” Are bahu jo cheez mardon ke taangon ke beech mein hoti hai ye vahi
cheez to hai.” Ramlal Kanchan ke saath is tarah ki baaten kar hi raha
tha ki vahi hua jo Kanchan mun hi mun mana rahi thi ki naa ho. Gadha
achaanak gadhi pe charh gaya aur usne apna teen foot lumba lund gadhi
ki choot mein pail diya. Gadha vahin khara ho kar gadhee ke under apna
lund pelne laga. Itna lumba lund gadhee ki choot mein jaata dekh
Kanchan harbara kar ruk gayi aur uske munh se cheekh nikal gayi,
” oooiii maaa…..”
” Kya hua bahu ?”
” Jjj…jee kuchh nahin.” Kanchan ghabraate hue boli.
” Lagta hai humaari bahu darr gayi.” Ramlal mauke ka poora phaayada uthata hua
dari hui Kanchan ka saahas barhaane ke bahaane uski peeth pe haath rakhta hua
bola.
” Jee pitaji.”
” Kyon darne ki kya baat hai ?”
” Waise hee.”
” Waise hee kya matlab ? Koi to baat zaroor hai. Pahli baar dekh rahi ho na?”
Ramlal Kanchan ki peeth sahalata hua bola.
” Jee.” Kanchan sharmaate hue boli.
” Are ismen sharmaane ki kya baat hai bahu. Jo Rakesh tumhaare saath her raat
karta hai vahi ye gadha bhi gadhi ke saath kar raha hai.”
” Lekin iska to itna..…….” Kanchan ke munh se anayas hi nikal gaya aur phir vo
pacchhtayi..
” Bahut bara hai bahu?” Ramlal Kanchan ki baat poori karta hua bola.
Ab Ramlal ka haath phisal kar Kanchan ke nitumbon pe aa gaya tha.
” Jjjee…..” Kanchan sir neeche kiye hue boli.
“ O ! to iska itna bara dekh ke darr gayi ? Kuchh mardon ka bhi gadhe
jaisa hi hota hai bahu. Ismen darne ki kya baat hai ?. Jub Aurat bare
se bara jhel leti hai, phir ye to gadhee hai.”
Kanchan ka chehra sharam se laal ho gaya tha. Vo boli,
” Chaliye pitaji waapas chalte hain, humen bahut sharam aa rahi hai.”
” Kyon bahu waapas jaane ki kya baat hai? Tum to bahut sharmaati ho. Bus do
minute mein is gadhe ka kaam khatam ho jaaega phir khet mein challenge.” Baaton
baton mein Ramlal ek do baar Kanchan ke nitumbon pe haath bhi pher chukka tha.
Ramlal ka lund Kanchan ke mulaayam nitumbon par haath pher ke khada hone laga
tha. Vo Kanchan ki panty bhi feel kar raha tha. Kanchan kya karti ? Ghoonghat
mein se gadhe ko apna lund gadhee ke under pelte hue dekhti rahi. Itna lumba
lund gadhee ke under baahar jaata dekh uski choot pe bhi cheetian rengne lagi
thi.
Kanchan ko Ramlal ka haath apne nitumbon par mahsoos ho raha tha. Itni
bholi to thi nahin. Duniyadaari acchhi tarah se samajhti thi. Vo
acchhi tarah samajh rahi thi ki sasur ji mauke ka phaayada utha ke
sahaanubhooti jataane ka bahaana karke uski peeth aur nitumbon pe
haath pher rahe hain. Itne mein gadha jhar gaya aur usne apna teen
foot lumba lund baahar nikaal liya. Gadhe ke lund mein se ab bhi
veerya gir raha tha. Sasur ji ne dono gadhon ko raaste se hatayaa aur
Kanchan ke chootron pe hatheli rakh kar use aage ki or halke se dhakka
deta hua bola,
” Chalo bahu ab hum khet chalet hain.”
” Chaliye pitaji.”
” Bahu maloom hai tumhaari saasu maa bhi mujhe gadha bolti hai.”
“ Haaa… ! kyon ? Aap to itne acchhe hain.”
“ Bahu tum to bahut bholi ho. Vo to kisi aur vajhe se mujhe gadha bolti hai.”
Achanak Kanchan Ramlal ka matlab samajh gayi. Shaayad sasur ji ka lund bhi gadhe
ke lund ke maafik lumba tha tubhi saasu maa sasur ji ko gadha bolti thi. Itni si
baat samajh nahin aayi ye soch kar Kanchan apne aap ko mum hi mun kosne lagi.
Kanchan soch rahi thi ki sasur ji usase kuchh zyada hi khul kar baaten karne
lage hain. Is tarah ki baaten bahu aur sasur ke beech to nahin hoti hain. Baat
baat mein pyaar jataane ke liye uski peeth aur nitumbon pe bhi haath pher dete
the.Thori hi der mein dono khet mein pahunch gaye. Ramlal ne Kanchan ko sara
khet dikhaya aur khet mein kaam karne waali aurton se bhi milwaya. Kanchan thak
gayi thi isliye Ramlal ne use ek aam ke pair ke neeche baitha diya.
” Bahu tum Yahaan araam karo main kisi aurat ko tumhaare paas bhejta hun. Mujhe
thora pump house mein kaam hai.”
” Theek hai pitaji main yahaan baith jaati hun.”
Ramlal pump house mein chala gaya

Pump house mein Ramlal ne binoculars (doorbeen) rakhi hui thi. Is binocular se
vo khet ki rakhwaali to karta hi tha par saath saath khet mein kaam karne waali
aurton ko bhi dekhta tha. Kabhi koi aurat peshaab karne jaati ya laaparwaahi se
baithati to Ramlal uski choot ke darshan karne se kabhi nahin chookta. Aaj uska
irada bahu ki choot dekhne ka tha. Ramlal doorbeen se us pair ke neeche dekhne
laga jahaan bahu baithi thi. Bahu bahut hi khoobsoorat lug rahi thi. Lekin uski
choot ke darshan hone ka koi chance nehin lug raha tha. Ramlal mun hi mun mana
raha tha ki bahu peshaab karne jaae aur pump house ki or munh karke baithe taaki
uski choot ke darshan ho saken. Lekin aisa kuchh nahin hua. Ramlal kaafi der tak
Kanchan ko doorbeen se dekhta raha. Aakhir vo apni koshishon mein kaamyaab ho
gaya. Bahu ne baithe baithe taangen mor lee. Jub auraton ke aas paas koi nahin
hota hai to thori laaparwaah ho jaati hain. Jis tarah se bahu baithi hui thi
Ramlal ko lehange ke neeche se
uski gori gori taangen aur taangon ke beech mein sub kuchh nazar aane laga.
Ramlal ke dil ki dhadkan barh gayi. Bahu ki maansal jaanghon ke beech bahu ki
choot pe kasi hui safed rang ki kacchhi nazar aa rahi thi. Ramlal ne doorbeen ko
theek bahu ki choot pe focus kiya. Ooph kya phooli hui choot thi. Choot pe kasi
hui kacchhi ka ubhaar bata raha tha ki bahu ki choot bahut phooli hui thi.
Kacchhi ke dono or se kaali kaali jhaanten nazar aa rahi thi. Yehan tak ki bahu
ki choot ka kataav bhi saaf nazar aa raha tha kyonki kacchhi choot ki dono
phaankon ke beech mein phansi hui thi. Ramlal ka lauda khara hone laga. Achaanak
bahu ne aisa kaam kiya ki Ramlal ka lund buri tarah se phanphanane laga. Bahu ne
apna lehanga utha liya aur apni taangon ke beech mein dekhne lagi. Shaayad koi
cheenta lehenge mein ghus gaya tha. Ooph kya kaatilana taangen thi. Moti moti
gori gori jaanghon ke beech chhoti si kacchhi bahu ki choot bari mushkil se dhak
rahi thi. Bahu ne lehenge ke under theek
se dekha aur lehenge ko jhaara. Phir apni choot ko kacchhi ke oopar se sahlaya
aur khujaaya. Ramlal ko laga ki kahin cheenta bahu ki kacchhi ke under to nahin
ghus gaya. Bahut kismat wala cheenta hoga. Bahu ki is phooli hui choot ko
cheente ki nahin ek mote lumbe laude ki zaroorat thi. Aisi baaten soch soch kar
aur kacchhi ke under kasi hui bahu ki choot ko dekh dekh kar Ramlal muth maarne
laga aur jhar gaya. Thori der mein vo pump house se baahar nikla aur kanchan ke
paas gaya. Kanchan uske aane ki aahat sun kar apna lehanga theek karke baith
gayi thi. Dono ne pair ke neeche baith kar khana khaya aur phir ghar chale gaye.
Ek din Kanchan ki kamar mein dard ho raha tha. Saasu maa ne maalish karne waali
ko bulaaya. Maalish karne waali ka naam Kamla tha aur vo bhi kheton mein hi kaam
karti thi. Kaafi moti tagri aur kaali kalooti thi. Bilkul bhains dikhti thi. Jub
usne Kanchan ki maalish ki to kanchan ko pata laga ki Kamla ke haath mein to
jaadoo tha. Itni acchhii tarah se maalish hui ki Kanchan ka dard ekdum door ho
gaya. Saasu maa ne bataya ki Kamla gaon mein sabse acchhi maalish karti hai.
Haalaki Kamla bhains ki tarah moti thi aur dikhne mein acchhee nahin
thi lekin swabhaav ki bahut acchhi aur hansmukh thi. Kanchan se uski
bahut jaldi dosti ho gayi. Kamla ne Kanchan se kaha
” Bahu Rani aapko jub bhi maalish karwaani ho aap khet mein bhi aa sakti ho.
Main vahin kaam karti hun. Vahaan ek jhompdi hai main aapki maalish kar diya
karungi.”
” theek hai Kamla main parson aaungi. Tum saare badan ki maalish kar dena.”
Kamla hi Ramlal ke liye kheton mein kaam karne waali aurton ko pata ke laya
karti thi.
Kanchan apne vaade ke mutaabik khet mein pahunch gayi. Kamla use ek
ghaas phoos ki chhoti si jhompdi mein le gayi.Jhompadi mein do kamre
the. Ek kamre mein ek chaarpayi pari hui thi. Kamla ne Kanchan se kaha,
” Bahu Rani is chaarpaayi pe lait jaao. Aaj main aapki achhi tarah maalish kar
doongi. Mere jaisa maalish karne wala is gaon mein koi nahin hai.”
” Are Kamla apni taareef hi karti rahegi ya maalish karke bhi dikhayegi.”
” Bahu Rani aap leto to.” Kanchan chaarpayi par lait gayi. Kamla ne
sarson ka tail nikaala aur Kanchan se kaha,
” Bahu Rani, ye kapre pahni rahogi to maalish kaise hogi?”
” Haa ! Kapre kaise utaar dun ? Koi aa gaya to?”
” Aap kaho to kapron ke oopar hi tail laga dun.”
„ Hut paagal. Darwaaza to bund kar le.“
” Are bahu rani aap daro mut yehaan koi nahin aata hai.”
„ Nahin, nahin too pahle darwaaza bund kar.“ Kamla ne darwaaza bund kar diya.