08-01-2019, 03:08 PM
Part 92
Ab aage...
Jaise mane bataya ham log nikle fashion street ko jane... Chandu bhi aaya tha hamare sath. Usko pichle 2 mahine se sab pata chal chuka tha ke maza ham log aise hi dhundhte hai... Wo bhi khul ke maze lene ke liye hamare sath moj karta tha. Ab ham log jab fashion street par utre...
Maa: darpan... Pakka? Kuch garbad nahi hogi na?
Mai: pakka kuch nahi hoga. Tere do pati tere sath hai. Tuje man hai ke nahi wo matter karta hai.. bol...
Maa: muje to ... Ha mai to bas bahot khush hu... Jab se maa bani hu.. tab se har tarike se jindgi jini hai muje... Fir muje sanyas le lena hai.
Chandu: sanyas?
Maa: are ye dusri bar chut fatne ja rahi hai. Uske bad fir logo ko fir maza nahi aayega...
Mai: aisa kuch nahi hai...
Maa: bete maa hu teri pahale thik hai. Log ko bistar par kaisi bhi ho par chut tight chahie... Dekhte hai bachhu tuje hi maza aata hai ke nahi...
Mai: thik hai chalo. Abhi maza karne ki bari teri hai.. aur ham bhi maza karenge...
Ham log idhar udhar ghum rahe the. Wahi muje 2 manjile bahot hi chhoti si dukan dikhai di. Maine socha yahi sahi kismat khulne wali hai. Sabase achha time tha. Subah ka jo dopahar hone ko hoti hai waisa gyarah baje ka. Working day ka. Bhid bahot kam... Maine socha kismat iski hi chamka di jaye...
Mai: maa idhar chalo. Ye dukan me.. ye upar wali manzil dekhi. Wo bra achhi dikh rahi hai dekhi?
Maa: bete wo sports bra hai.. usme kuch dikhai nahi dega tere ko...
Chandu: nahi kuch bhi na dikhai de aisa kuch bhi nahi...
Ham tino has pade... Dhire dhire.. ham log upar chade.. maa pallu thik kare ja rahi thi... Maine kulho par hath ghumaya... Aur kaha...
Mai: meri jan utna bhi thik mat karo ke kisi ki jan nikal jaye...
Maa nervous ho chuki thi... Par maza ab hi aayega..
Andar pahunche to sare ke sare mard ek bhi aurat nahi... 3 mard the. Are ye to mere liye bhi awkward ho gaya tha... Kitna bhi mard ban lo.. par yaha thoda dar aur hichkichahat dono hota hai... Par maa Ko maza aa raha tha... To chalo...
Pahala: ha boliye madam
Maa: bra dekhni thi... Mere size ki...
Pahala: kya hogi size madam?
Wo to bada professional tha. Do to apna kam karne wapas baith gaye... Sab safai kar rahe the... Saman thik rakh rahe the...
Maa: nap na padega..
Pahala: kishor meter patti dena to...
Kishor ne de diya... Ek jan kishor tha matalab...
Kishor: catch kar ratan...
Hmm ye pahala wala ratan tha...
Ratan: madam saree ka pallu hataye to nap le lu.
Sleeveless deep neck blouse jab ratan ne dekh liya... To wo wahi dekh raha tha... Jab maa ne pallu ko nicha kiya... Ratan ne maa ke hath upar karke chhati ka naap liya.. par mai bol pada...
Maa: thoda tight...
Are yar... Kya karata... Shit... Par.. galati ho gai re baba kya karata...
Ratan: are sahab jaisa aap chahe. Madam ye aapke sath hai ladaka?
Maa: haa ye dono sath hai..
Ratan: lagata hai bachcha bada hota ja raha hai...
Maa: maine use train kiya hai... Fir na kya hota hai. Bahar Bhi to wo apne aap sikh hi lete hai.. mai khul kar bate karti hu. Jaise girlfriend ki tarah to na wo bhi utna bigadte nahi...
Ratan: sahi kaha madam aapne.. aur ye?
Maa: ise ignore karo.. ise koi farak nahi padata wo buddhu ram hai...
Maa ne chandu ke bare me kaha. Par maa ne sambhal bahot achhe se liya...
Ratan: to fir... Madam bachhe ko hi sab tay karne do. Wo hi karega aapko sab madad...
Maa: ha koi bat nahi.. sath isiliye lai hu... Bata chal kitna tight bra pahanu?
Ratan: bahot tight pahan ne par sans atak jati hai... Pahale ye bhi pata hai ke size kya hai?
Mai: nahi..
Ratan: bahot badi size hai 34 hai. Bra 34 ki hi chahie.. waise 34 se thode bade hai mamsab..
Sab kam chhod kar hamari bate sun rahe the...
Ratan: isse jyada tight nahi pahan ni chahie. Aur usme hook aata hai. Usse adjust kar sakate hai...
Mai: hmmm
Maa: bete sharma mat. Bol kuch puchna hai to...
Mai: bra to dikhao aap ratan bhai...
Ratan: bolo kaisi batau?
Mai: jaisi aap chaho...
Ratan: madam lagata hai aapke karan sharam aa rahi hai isko. Aur lazami bhi hai. Aap maa hai iski...
Maa: ho to mai chali jati hu... Fir aaps me aap log bat kar lo...
Ratan: hahahahahaha madam aap to bahot khule mijaj ki hai..
Maa: dekho mera beta na shy hai thoda. To fir mai hi khulam khula bat kar leti hu inse. Maa se sharam hat jaye to fir bahar thik ho sakata hai na?
Ratan: ha madam thodi der aap na dur chale jaie.. bahar khade rahie.. beta aapka khul jayega...
Maa: thik hai...
Maa to chali gai.... Ratan, kishor aur wo tisara mere aur chandu ke aaspas aa gaye... Maa have bahar se dekh rahi thi...
Ratan: kyo re bahot havas chadi hai. Teri maa bol rahi hai ke tu sharma raha hai. Aur bra ka nam to bahot achhe se bol raha hai...
Ye log ne ye galati kar di ke mai mano sahi me bachha hi hu. Wo samaj rahe the ke mere kandhe pe banduk rakh kar maa ko fode. Par mai yaha maa ko fode bagair to waise bhi nahi jane wala tha. Mai ye duvidha me tha ke mai kya bolu? Matalb un logo ki side me ho jau ke buddhu ban kar tamasha dekhu? Wo mere aaspas meri khilli udaye ja rahe the. Par mai ye soch me duba tha... Muje laga ke mai bich ka rasta apnata hu... Na is taraf na us taraf...
Mai: are shant shant shant...
Ratan: are bola bola bola.. bol bhai..
Mai: naa hi mai important hu naa hi me aavara hu. Muje sab pata chalta hai. Maine college pass kiya hua hai.. bas yaha jo bhi karna muje sikhane ke liye kar rahe ho waise karna...
Ratan muje aise bole hue dekh chok gaya...
Ratan: are sir aapki maa hai. Ham to yuhi mazak kar rahe the..
Mai: mai bol rhaa hu na... Maza aa rha hai?
Kishor: ha aa to raha hai...
Mai: ha to karo na!!!
Tisra: aur ye...?
Uska ishara chandu ke aur tha...
Mai: use chhod do... Bhul jao ke hai...
Kishor: agar bat aage badhi to?
Mai: to jo wo chahe wo..
Ratan: are ham aurato ko patane me mahir hai...
Mai: ha to karo jo chaho... Par koi jabardasti nahi karega...
Ratan: ha thik hai. Marazi se hoga... Deven ja jagah par fit ho ja...
Ok tisra nam tha deven... To tin log deven ratan aur kishor...
Mai: agar aapko pasand aaye to kharidari jo bhi ho paise mat lena...
Ratan: sahab abhi se bol raha hu. Jo bhi ho na ho paise nahi lunga... Bas aap jo bhi ho hame rokna mat...
Mai: ok done.. muje bhi dekhna hai ke hota kya hai. Har bar wo muje khul ja khul ja kahati hai...
Ratan: aaj ham kholenge.. oopsss... Sorry ha..
Mai: are koi nahi chalata hai....
Ham nikle tab tak maa ko chudvane ka plan nahi tha. Par ab muje laga ke yaha ye 3 log ko chodne ka mauka milna chahie... Chalo dekhte hai kya hota hai... Pareshani na har bar mere sath yahi hoti hai. Mai idhar bhi deal kar leta hu udhar bhi deal kar leta hu. Bas dono pata nhai hona chahie ke dela hui hai. Bas unintentionally ho gaya aisa karna padata hai.. is bar. Maa ko pata tha. Ha bhale chudne ka nahi pata tha.. par ye 3 ko nahi pata tha ke ham kis irade se aaye the... Maine tay kiya aaj jo hua so hua. Next time pura suspense rahega... Kuch naya... Ham ye jo bhi kar rahe the wo ek tarah se role play jaisa tha par bahar sabake samane... Ye bhi mazedar hi hai.....
Ratan: madam andar aa jao...
Maa andar aa gai...
Ratan: ji ladaka bahot bhola hai aapka... Sidha sada.. mera maniye aap sahi jagah aayi hai.. aaj ke din aapki kharidari bhi ho jayegi aur aapka beta bhi khul jayega. Bas aapka sath chahie...
Maa: ha ha beta agar khul jata hai to fir muje koi problem nahi hai... Hahahahahaha
Ye sab log hasane lage.. muje maza ye aa raha tha ke maa ko nangi karne ke liye ratan kaun kaunse dav aajmaya karega.. aur kya wo khul kar sab kar payega. Aur kya meri maa idhar chudegi?
Ratan: madam maine socha hai ke aapko na quarter bra try karni chahie...
Quarter bra ? Ye kya hota hai bhala?
Maa: dekho dimag thikane par hai na? Sidha sidha normal bra batao...
Ratan ne mere samne aankh mari...
Mai: maa quarter to daru me suna hai. Isme kya hai ye?
Maa: beta wo...
Ratan: wo bete isme upar ka hissa kafi kuch khulla rahata hai...
Maa: bas itna gyan kafi hai...
Maa chid kyo rahi thi...?
Maa: bete ek Minute aao mere sath...
Mai maa ke sath bahar gaya. Ratan kya hua wapas aao bol raha tha... Par ham darvaje ke bahar aaye...
Mai: kya hua?
Maa: yaha camera laga hua hai..
Mai: to?
Maa: CD ban jayegi...
Mai: oh waise... To chale jate hai...
Maa: ha chale jate hai..
Mai: ruk na kuch kar te hai... Chandu ja light is dukan ki kahi se band kara ke aa... Niche sidiyo ke pass hi box tha wahi hona chahie... Ja... Jaldi dhundh agar chudai dekhana hai to... Bol ab?
Chandu kam par lag gaya.. maa sharma gai.... Ham vapas andar aaye... Ye bhi kam use na pata chale isiliye light ka band karna lajami samaja... Wo log ko lagega ke sab record ho raha hai.. par nahi... Thanks to mom...
Ratan: kya hua madam?
Maa: kuch kam yad aaya tha... Bahot garami hai ac hai to chalu karo na...
Turant ac chalu... Aur tabhi light gai... Chandi ne dhundh li itni jaldi... Nahi to... Chandu to upr bhi aa gaya... Dukan me light light hone laga chandu aate hi bola...
Chandu: sir wo main dekh kar to aa gaya par road ke nake par ek bada sa spark dekha kuch garbad hua hai...
Aur ab dhadam se aavaz aai... Aur ham sab bahar niche utre dekhne Ko ke hua kya hai.. pure area ki light chali gai thi... Bijli ke khambhe me hi problem aa gaya... Par maine sab ko upr wapas aane ke liye bola aur sab wapas aa gaye... Ye khuda ka ishara tha ke jao aish karo...
Ab aage...
Jaise mane bataya ham log nikle fashion street ko jane... Chandu bhi aaya tha hamare sath. Usko pichle 2 mahine se sab pata chal chuka tha ke maza ham log aise hi dhundhte hai... Wo bhi khul ke maze lene ke liye hamare sath moj karta tha. Ab ham log jab fashion street par utre...
Maa: darpan... Pakka? Kuch garbad nahi hogi na?
Mai: pakka kuch nahi hoga. Tere do pati tere sath hai. Tuje man hai ke nahi wo matter karta hai.. bol...
Maa: muje to ... Ha mai to bas bahot khush hu... Jab se maa bani hu.. tab se har tarike se jindgi jini hai muje... Fir muje sanyas le lena hai.
Chandu: sanyas?
Maa: are ye dusri bar chut fatne ja rahi hai. Uske bad fir logo ko fir maza nahi aayega...
Mai: aisa kuch nahi hai...
Maa: bete maa hu teri pahale thik hai. Log ko bistar par kaisi bhi ho par chut tight chahie... Dekhte hai bachhu tuje hi maza aata hai ke nahi...
Mai: thik hai chalo. Abhi maza karne ki bari teri hai.. aur ham bhi maza karenge...
Ham log idhar udhar ghum rahe the. Wahi muje 2 manjile bahot hi chhoti si dukan dikhai di. Maine socha yahi sahi kismat khulne wali hai. Sabase achha time tha. Subah ka jo dopahar hone ko hoti hai waisa gyarah baje ka. Working day ka. Bhid bahot kam... Maine socha kismat iski hi chamka di jaye...
Mai: maa idhar chalo. Ye dukan me.. ye upar wali manzil dekhi. Wo bra achhi dikh rahi hai dekhi?
Maa: bete wo sports bra hai.. usme kuch dikhai nahi dega tere ko...
Chandu: nahi kuch bhi na dikhai de aisa kuch bhi nahi...
Ham tino has pade... Dhire dhire.. ham log upar chade.. maa pallu thik kare ja rahi thi... Maine kulho par hath ghumaya... Aur kaha...
Mai: meri jan utna bhi thik mat karo ke kisi ki jan nikal jaye...
Maa nervous ho chuki thi... Par maza ab hi aayega..
Andar pahunche to sare ke sare mard ek bhi aurat nahi... 3 mard the. Are ye to mere liye bhi awkward ho gaya tha... Kitna bhi mard ban lo.. par yaha thoda dar aur hichkichahat dono hota hai... Par maa Ko maza aa raha tha... To chalo...
Pahala: ha boliye madam
Maa: bra dekhni thi... Mere size ki...
Pahala: kya hogi size madam?
Wo to bada professional tha. Do to apna kam karne wapas baith gaye... Sab safai kar rahe the... Saman thik rakh rahe the...
Maa: nap na padega..
Pahala: kishor meter patti dena to...
Kishor ne de diya... Ek jan kishor tha matalab...
Kishor: catch kar ratan...
Hmm ye pahala wala ratan tha...
Ratan: madam saree ka pallu hataye to nap le lu.
Sleeveless deep neck blouse jab ratan ne dekh liya... To wo wahi dekh raha tha... Jab maa ne pallu ko nicha kiya... Ratan ne maa ke hath upar karke chhati ka naap liya.. par mai bol pada...
Maa: thoda tight...
Are yar... Kya karata... Shit... Par.. galati ho gai re baba kya karata...
Ratan: are sahab jaisa aap chahe. Madam ye aapke sath hai ladaka?
Maa: haa ye dono sath hai..
Ratan: lagata hai bachcha bada hota ja raha hai...
Maa: maine use train kiya hai... Fir na kya hota hai. Bahar Bhi to wo apne aap sikh hi lete hai.. mai khul kar bate karti hu. Jaise girlfriend ki tarah to na wo bhi utna bigadte nahi...
Ratan: sahi kaha madam aapne.. aur ye?
Maa: ise ignore karo.. ise koi farak nahi padata wo buddhu ram hai...
Maa ne chandu ke bare me kaha. Par maa ne sambhal bahot achhe se liya...
Ratan: to fir... Madam bachhe ko hi sab tay karne do. Wo hi karega aapko sab madad...
Maa: ha koi bat nahi.. sath isiliye lai hu... Bata chal kitna tight bra pahanu?
Ratan: bahot tight pahan ne par sans atak jati hai... Pahale ye bhi pata hai ke size kya hai?
Mai: nahi..
Ratan: bahot badi size hai 34 hai. Bra 34 ki hi chahie.. waise 34 se thode bade hai mamsab..
Sab kam chhod kar hamari bate sun rahe the...
Ratan: isse jyada tight nahi pahan ni chahie. Aur usme hook aata hai. Usse adjust kar sakate hai...
Mai: hmmm
Maa: bete sharma mat. Bol kuch puchna hai to...
Mai: bra to dikhao aap ratan bhai...
Ratan: bolo kaisi batau?
Mai: jaisi aap chaho...
Ratan: madam lagata hai aapke karan sharam aa rahi hai isko. Aur lazami bhi hai. Aap maa hai iski...
Maa: ho to mai chali jati hu... Fir aaps me aap log bat kar lo...
Ratan: hahahahahaha madam aap to bahot khule mijaj ki hai..
Maa: dekho mera beta na shy hai thoda. To fir mai hi khulam khula bat kar leti hu inse. Maa se sharam hat jaye to fir bahar thik ho sakata hai na?
Ratan: ha madam thodi der aap na dur chale jaie.. bahar khade rahie.. beta aapka khul jayega...
Maa: thik hai...
Maa to chali gai.... Ratan, kishor aur wo tisara mere aur chandu ke aaspas aa gaye... Maa have bahar se dekh rahi thi...
Ratan: kyo re bahot havas chadi hai. Teri maa bol rahi hai ke tu sharma raha hai. Aur bra ka nam to bahot achhe se bol raha hai...
Ye log ne ye galati kar di ke mai mano sahi me bachha hi hu. Wo samaj rahe the ke mere kandhe pe banduk rakh kar maa ko fode. Par mai yaha maa ko fode bagair to waise bhi nahi jane wala tha. Mai ye duvidha me tha ke mai kya bolu? Matalb un logo ki side me ho jau ke buddhu ban kar tamasha dekhu? Wo mere aaspas meri khilli udaye ja rahe the. Par mai ye soch me duba tha... Muje laga ke mai bich ka rasta apnata hu... Na is taraf na us taraf...
Mai: are shant shant shant...
Ratan: are bola bola bola.. bol bhai..
Mai: naa hi mai important hu naa hi me aavara hu. Muje sab pata chalta hai. Maine college pass kiya hua hai.. bas yaha jo bhi karna muje sikhane ke liye kar rahe ho waise karna...
Ratan muje aise bole hue dekh chok gaya...
Ratan: are sir aapki maa hai. Ham to yuhi mazak kar rahe the..
Mai: mai bol rhaa hu na... Maza aa rha hai?
Kishor: ha aa to raha hai...
Mai: ha to karo na!!!
Tisra: aur ye...?
Uska ishara chandu ke aur tha...
Mai: use chhod do... Bhul jao ke hai...
Kishor: agar bat aage badhi to?
Mai: to jo wo chahe wo..
Ratan: are ham aurato ko patane me mahir hai...
Mai: ha to karo jo chaho... Par koi jabardasti nahi karega...
Ratan: ha thik hai. Marazi se hoga... Deven ja jagah par fit ho ja...
Ok tisra nam tha deven... To tin log deven ratan aur kishor...
Mai: agar aapko pasand aaye to kharidari jo bhi ho paise mat lena...
Ratan: sahab abhi se bol raha hu. Jo bhi ho na ho paise nahi lunga... Bas aap jo bhi ho hame rokna mat...
Mai: ok done.. muje bhi dekhna hai ke hota kya hai. Har bar wo muje khul ja khul ja kahati hai...
Ratan: aaj ham kholenge.. oopsss... Sorry ha..
Mai: are koi nahi chalata hai....
Ham nikle tab tak maa ko chudvane ka plan nahi tha. Par ab muje laga ke yaha ye 3 log ko chodne ka mauka milna chahie... Chalo dekhte hai kya hota hai... Pareshani na har bar mere sath yahi hoti hai. Mai idhar bhi deal kar leta hu udhar bhi deal kar leta hu. Bas dono pata nhai hona chahie ke dela hui hai. Bas unintentionally ho gaya aisa karna padata hai.. is bar. Maa ko pata tha. Ha bhale chudne ka nahi pata tha.. par ye 3 ko nahi pata tha ke ham kis irade se aaye the... Maine tay kiya aaj jo hua so hua. Next time pura suspense rahega... Kuch naya... Ham ye jo bhi kar rahe the wo ek tarah se role play jaisa tha par bahar sabake samane... Ye bhi mazedar hi hai.....
Ratan: madam andar aa jao...
Maa andar aa gai...
Ratan: ji ladaka bahot bhola hai aapka... Sidha sada.. mera maniye aap sahi jagah aayi hai.. aaj ke din aapki kharidari bhi ho jayegi aur aapka beta bhi khul jayega. Bas aapka sath chahie...
Maa: ha ha beta agar khul jata hai to fir muje koi problem nahi hai... Hahahahahaha
Ye sab log hasane lage.. muje maza ye aa raha tha ke maa ko nangi karne ke liye ratan kaun kaunse dav aajmaya karega.. aur kya wo khul kar sab kar payega. Aur kya meri maa idhar chudegi?
Ratan: madam maine socha hai ke aapko na quarter bra try karni chahie...
Quarter bra ? Ye kya hota hai bhala?
Maa: dekho dimag thikane par hai na? Sidha sidha normal bra batao...
Ratan ne mere samne aankh mari...
Mai: maa quarter to daru me suna hai. Isme kya hai ye?
Maa: beta wo...
Ratan: wo bete isme upar ka hissa kafi kuch khulla rahata hai...
Maa: bas itna gyan kafi hai...
Maa chid kyo rahi thi...?
Maa: bete ek Minute aao mere sath...
Mai maa ke sath bahar gaya. Ratan kya hua wapas aao bol raha tha... Par ham darvaje ke bahar aaye...
Mai: kya hua?
Maa: yaha camera laga hua hai..
Mai: to?
Maa: CD ban jayegi...
Mai: oh waise... To chale jate hai...
Maa: ha chale jate hai..
Mai: ruk na kuch kar te hai... Chandu ja light is dukan ki kahi se band kara ke aa... Niche sidiyo ke pass hi box tha wahi hona chahie... Ja... Jaldi dhundh agar chudai dekhana hai to... Bol ab?
Chandu kam par lag gaya.. maa sharma gai.... Ham vapas andar aaye... Ye bhi kam use na pata chale isiliye light ka band karna lajami samaja... Wo log ko lagega ke sab record ho raha hai.. par nahi... Thanks to mom...
Ratan: kya hua madam?
Maa: kuch kam yad aaya tha... Bahot garami hai ac hai to chalu karo na...
Turant ac chalu... Aur tabhi light gai... Chandi ne dhundh li itni jaldi... Nahi to... Chandu to upr bhi aa gaya... Dukan me light light hone laga chandu aate hi bola...
Chandu: sir wo main dekh kar to aa gaya par road ke nake par ek bada sa spark dekha kuch garbad hua hai...
Aur ab dhadam se aavaz aai... Aur ham sab bahar niche utre dekhne Ko ke hua kya hai.. pure area ki light chali gai thi... Bijli ke khambhe me hi problem aa gaya... Par maine sab ko upr wapas aane ke liye bola aur sab wapas aa gaye... Ye khuda ka ishara tha ke jao aish karo...