08-01-2019, 03:00 PM
Part 79
Ab aage....
Exam ke bad vale week me. Pura ek week maa se dur hone par mai tension me hi bitaya tha. Puri puri rat mera baap maza kar raha tha par mai nahi kar paya tha. To jaise exam puri hui mai ghar aaya to papa ghar par hi the... Abhi ye time par ghar?
Mai: aap is time par ghar par?
Papa: ha aaj maine chhuti rakhi hai office me. Socha ke ham tino sath time bitaye...
Mai: par mai maa ki chudai karne nahi dunga. Pura ek hafta chala gaya hai aur pai bhi pyasa hu. Maa ko ab mai akele hi chodunga.
Papa: ha to mai kaha mana kar raha hu... Par teri maa ne I mean teri biwi chahati thi ke aaj kuch bat karni hai to maine chhuti le le half day ki...
Mai: ha bolo kya karna hai...
Maa: dekho ab mai thak jati hu dono ko chut de de kar...
Mai: tum thak jati ho? Sach me?
Papa: tumhe ye bate shobha nahi deti
Mai aur papa dono hasne lage...
Maa: haso mat. Actually doctor ne bola hai. Ke there is a hope that I can be a pregnant...
Mai: tuje nahi lagata ke to hame tuj par aur mahnat karni chahie.
Maa: ji nahi. Aaram ki muje jarurat hai. Kuch gap rakhna bhi jaruri hai... Aap logo ke sperm count bhi kam ho jaye roj roj muj par mehanat kar ne par. Maine doctor madam se bat ki hai. Wo boli ke keep 3 4 days gap in sex to sperm count jyada aayega and then you can have a bachha...
Papa: hmmm thik kah rahi hai...
Mai: kya aap bhi...
Papa: ha sahi hai. Mai aur teri maa roj chudai karte the. Do sal tu nahi hua tha. Ham ne sab try kiya tha. Reports bhi karvaye. Sab normal. Aur fir ye doctor madam ne muje yad aa raha hai ke bola tha ke do sex ke bich time rakho to shukranu ki sankhya badh jaye... Tab ja kar tu hua...
Mai: suman ko kitni bar choda hoga to mai hua?
Papa: dekh. Waise to jab hame ye pata hua to uske dusre mahine mai hi tu aa gaya. Us dauran shayad suman hamne 8 10 bar sex kiya hoga?
Maa: ha bich me 2 3 din ka gap rakh kar aur usi dino me jab muje bachha thahar ne ke din ho...
Mai: are yar... Thik hai...
Maa: bas to muje ghar me maid bhi chahiye
Mai: ok... Ha muje koi problem nahi hai...
Papa: muje bhi nahi hai..
Mai: ab aaj muje chudai karni hai...
Maa: abhi kya boli mai?
Mai: ma ek week ho gaya... Pahale kutte wali style please? Ek bar... please?
Papa: kutte wali style?
Mai: are nahi pata ? Gand se gand touch hoti hai aur lund chut me...
Papa: chudai karne ke time par agar aurat ka badan tere kabu me na ho to kahe ki chudai. Badan to jaise ham ghise waise hi istemal hona chahie..
Mai: wo aapne nahi dekha isiliye aap mat bolie par rat ko mai apne badan ko tuje sop dungi. Tu masal lena muje. Fir dhire dhire... Thik?
Maa: bas papa nahi aane chahie. Ek week se wahi chid rahe hai.. dekhna papa ne achhe se choda nahi lag raha...
Papa: mera lund bhi tere jaisa bada nahi hai na
Mai: aapki maa par mahant ka natija hai... Papa mai jab maa ke garbh me tha uske bad chudai ki thi?
Papa: jab suman ko period nahi aaya to hamane khushi se pure din rat 2 din tak mast chudai ki thi
Maa: isiliye madarchod beta mila hai..
Mai: hahaha hahaha
Papa: ha to ab karna kya hai wo bolo...
Maa: ha to muje ghar me koi naukar chahie. Ho bhari kam karna hai wo kare.
Mai: tum kya karogi to
Maa: mai bas samay sanjog dekh kar aap logo se viry lungi aur bachha conceive karungi.
Maa ko maa banne ki ichha badhati ja rahi thi...
Mai: tum kisse bachha chahti ho?
Maa: waise to mai tujse hi bachha chahti hu. Par dono try karna jisse mile...
Maa: bas par aaj rat teri chut de de. Fir tu jo kahe karunga. Pregnant to mai tuje aaj hi Bana dunga
Papa: tab to ho chuki hoti. 21 25 jan se chudai ke bad bhi kaha pregnant hui ye.. sab uparwale ka khel hai..
Maa: aap to mat hi bolo...
Ab doctor ki bat sahi bhi hai to ab maa ko ghar me ek naukar chahie tha. Flat me to kai gharo me naukar hona aam bat hai. Hame aisa naukar chahie tha jo ghar ke kam ke sath sath khana bhi banaye. Ye bhi actually maa ki demand thi. Par... Thik hai. Maa ne us din sham me apne flatmates ke sath upar niche sab jagah bat ki. Ke shayad koi mil jaye. Problem ye hua ke sare naukar ghar me to aaye par sab ke sab log bole ke uske time fix hai to jagah jaha bachati hai wahi hi aa payenge. Wo time par maa ko thik nahi lag raha tha. Kyonki khana banane ke liye 8 baje aane ke liye bolte the to maa bol rahi thi ke fir khana vapas garam karana har roz sehat ke liye thik nahi hai... Hamare khane ka time in general 2 baje tha. Bartan aur ghar saf safai ke liye we log 4 baje ke bad bol rahe the. Matalb ye bhi thik nahi ho raha tha. Matalab 4 5 male female aaye. Par kisi ke time fit nahi hue... Maa ne us din meri chudai ke wakt itna support nahi diya. Mai stroke marta aur wo jo aawaz nikalti thi jisse dusra stroke marne ka man ho jata tha wo man nahi ho raha tha. Har ek dhakko par mai maa ko jaise sirf one side chudai kar raha tha waisa lag raha tha. Kapade utar kar sidha palang par. Pair faila kar so gai. Bas aa aur thok le!!! Mai maa ko aise nahi dekh sakata tha. Muje gand bhi marni thi. Par ab is halat me agar mai bolta to shayad gand marva bhi leti... Par wo maza fir bhi nahi aata. Maine fir mammo ke sath khel khal kar aakhir me 45 minutes bad jad gaya. Mai ek hi position me chod raha tha to muje itna maza bhi nahi aaya. Maa ko to mai kai position me chodta. Wo khud khil uthti aur jaise chahe chodne deti. Par aaj ye maa ke maa banne ke vichar par muje seriously vichar aaya... Par pahale to naukar...
Subah uthte muje to bahot man hua ke mai maa ke mamme daba daba kar kiss karne ke bad niklu. Par muje yad aaya ab to college me chhutiya hai. Par mera dhyan maa ko khush karne me tha. Mai dosto se milne ja raha hu kah kar nikal gaya. Kyonki mai maa ko is hal me dekh nahi sakata tha. Mai bahar jau aur kuch naukar dosto se mil kar shayad intezam ho jaye... Mai aise soch me duba bike chalate hue ja raha tha. Raste me red light ho chuki thi. Rahdari zebra crossing se nikal ne lage the par mai soch me duba ja kar ek bachhe ko ja kar takara gaya. Meri speed kafi kam thi. Par wo bachha bhikh mangne ke liye ghum raha tha. Red light hote hi chhote chhote bachhe nahi hote? Jo bhikh mangte hai... Bas waise hi ek bachhe ko thokar lag gai. Dekhte hi dekhte koi genuine log to koi tamasha dekhne vale log ikatthe hone lage. Par mai casual ho rha tha. Kyonki dimag sunn tha maa ke khayalo me. Muje sala ek hi soch aa raha tha. Ke maa jo chudai chudai kar rhi hoti hai har waqt wo aise behave kar rahi hai... par seriousness tab aai aur dimag tab ja kar thik hua ke unka bap aaya. Wo chillam chilli karne laga. Tab hosh aaya ke mere se ek bachha thuk gaya hai. Jor shor se chillane laga. Maine dekh ke bete ko kuch hua nahi tha. Bas tier chhua tha aur wo gir gaya tha. Mere bike ki speed mushkil se 20 hongi. Par ha khun to thoda chhilne se nikla tha. Baap ne jab apne bete ko dekha to beta khud bola ke bapu jyada nahi laga aap tension mat lo. To usne bhi dekha aur fir shant hua. Mai abhi tak kuch nahi bola tha. Jyada nahi hua tha par logo ko masala chahie. Par kuch ajib hua. Pata hai bachhe ke bap ne logo ko hata diya waha se. Bolne laga ke ye hai hi nalayak aap sab log chale jao. Aur unka tamasha na banao...
Ab jis par ye bit rahi thi wahi nahi kuch bol raha tha. aur kuch asal me utna hua bhi na tha. Log bikhar gaye. Muje tajjub hua. Ye log to aise hi paisa ikattha kar lete hai logo ko sath dekh kar. Ekdam garib kisam ka aadami par khuddar ekdam? Ya kuch aur chal bazi? Maine chupchap nikal jane ko hi thik samaja par usne muje roka. Hmmm barobar hai... Ab itna ahsan kiya hai to muje rukna to padega. Warna ye to fir chilla padega to... Halaki itna ab nahi fark padata tha par...
Garib: bhai jara idhar aa jana...
Mai: ha bolo
Garib: bas sir isko jo chhil gaya hai uski Mallam patti karva do sahab aur kuch khane ko paise dedo sahab. Ye bhi bhukha hai aur mai bhi bhukha hu... Please sahab itni meharbani kar do sahab. Please sahab...
Wo gidgidane laga. Muje unki ye mange genuine lagi. Itna to hak banta tha mera us par. Maine idhar udhar dekha to pas me hi medical store tha. To najdik me doctor bhi hoga. Hmm raste ki dusri aur ek chhota sa clinic dikha... Main use waha le kar jane ko tay kiya. Maine bachhe ko mere piche bithaya aur baap ko waha pahunch ne ko kaha. Wo agree kar diya bat ko... Waha pahunch ne ke bad maine wo aadmi ko bahar rakha aur mai bachhe ko le kar andar gaya... Use dekh kar hi...
Doctor: tu wapas chot kha kar aaya?
Mai: ise jante ho aap?
Doctor: to aap se thokar khai hai kya?
Mai: hmmm
Doctor: iske bap ne bhi ise raste par aane ko mana kiya hai. Par iska bap idhar udhar hota nahi ke ye aa jata hai raste par bhikh mangne...
Mai: kyo?
Bachha: sahab jo thoda bahot paisa jama ho jaye. Bapu ko madad ho jaye...
Hmmm kya bole ab isko.
Mai: padhate nahi ho?
Doctor: sahab padhai ke pase hote to to kya kahana... Iska bapu ek restorent me tha. Chori ka ilzam lagaya aur nikal diya. Ab ise Koi kam par nahi lagata...
Bachha: mera bapu chor nahi hai..
Doctor: ha bachhe tere bapu kabhi bhi chor nahi tha. Bas halat ka mara tha.
Mai: teri maa?
Bachha: papa kahate hai ke wo ek tara hai aur muje har roz dekhti hai..
Doctor: ha aap samaj gaye na?
Mai: hmmm. Bete tera nam kya hai?
Bachha: bholu
Mai: bada pyara nam hai. Aur papa ka?
Bholu: samir
Mai: wah wo bhi achha nam hai. Bholu aapke papa kya karte the?
Doctor: wo kuch khana banata tha... Aur khane ki chori har din ka ilzam ispe lagaya gaya tha...
Mai: hmmmm. Ise tetanus ka injection?
Doctor: na ye thik hai. Ek mahine pahale hi lagaya tha...
Mai: kitna hua?
Doctor: aap ise khud le kar aaye achha laga. Jo aapko dil se ho is bachhe ko de dijiye..
Hmmm muje yad aaya muje isko khane ka bHi dena tha... Maine 100₹ ke 5 Note jo mere wallet me tHi wo de di... Par yaha Mera matha ja kar sanaka... Kya muje cook mil gaya? Kya ise mai job de sakata hu?
Ab aage....
Exam ke bad vale week me. Pura ek week maa se dur hone par mai tension me hi bitaya tha. Puri puri rat mera baap maza kar raha tha par mai nahi kar paya tha. To jaise exam puri hui mai ghar aaya to papa ghar par hi the... Abhi ye time par ghar?
Mai: aap is time par ghar par?
Papa: ha aaj maine chhuti rakhi hai office me. Socha ke ham tino sath time bitaye...
Mai: par mai maa ki chudai karne nahi dunga. Pura ek hafta chala gaya hai aur pai bhi pyasa hu. Maa ko ab mai akele hi chodunga.
Papa: ha to mai kaha mana kar raha hu... Par teri maa ne I mean teri biwi chahati thi ke aaj kuch bat karni hai to maine chhuti le le half day ki...
Mai: ha bolo kya karna hai...
Maa: dekho ab mai thak jati hu dono ko chut de de kar...
Mai: tum thak jati ho? Sach me?
Papa: tumhe ye bate shobha nahi deti
Mai aur papa dono hasne lage...
Maa: haso mat. Actually doctor ne bola hai. Ke there is a hope that I can be a pregnant...
Mai: tuje nahi lagata ke to hame tuj par aur mahnat karni chahie.
Maa: ji nahi. Aaram ki muje jarurat hai. Kuch gap rakhna bhi jaruri hai... Aap logo ke sperm count bhi kam ho jaye roj roj muj par mehanat kar ne par. Maine doctor madam se bat ki hai. Wo boli ke keep 3 4 days gap in sex to sperm count jyada aayega and then you can have a bachha...
Papa: hmmm thik kah rahi hai...
Mai: kya aap bhi...
Papa: ha sahi hai. Mai aur teri maa roj chudai karte the. Do sal tu nahi hua tha. Ham ne sab try kiya tha. Reports bhi karvaye. Sab normal. Aur fir ye doctor madam ne muje yad aa raha hai ke bola tha ke do sex ke bich time rakho to shukranu ki sankhya badh jaye... Tab ja kar tu hua...
Mai: suman ko kitni bar choda hoga to mai hua?
Papa: dekh. Waise to jab hame ye pata hua to uske dusre mahine mai hi tu aa gaya. Us dauran shayad suman hamne 8 10 bar sex kiya hoga?
Maa: ha bich me 2 3 din ka gap rakh kar aur usi dino me jab muje bachha thahar ne ke din ho...
Mai: are yar... Thik hai...
Maa: bas to muje ghar me maid bhi chahiye
Mai: ok... Ha muje koi problem nahi hai...
Papa: muje bhi nahi hai..
Mai: ab aaj muje chudai karni hai...
Maa: abhi kya boli mai?
Mai: ma ek week ho gaya... Pahale kutte wali style please? Ek bar... please?
Papa: kutte wali style?
Mai: are nahi pata ? Gand se gand touch hoti hai aur lund chut me...
Papa: chudai karne ke time par agar aurat ka badan tere kabu me na ho to kahe ki chudai. Badan to jaise ham ghise waise hi istemal hona chahie..
Mai: wo aapne nahi dekha isiliye aap mat bolie par rat ko mai apne badan ko tuje sop dungi. Tu masal lena muje. Fir dhire dhire... Thik?
Maa: bas papa nahi aane chahie. Ek week se wahi chid rahe hai.. dekhna papa ne achhe se choda nahi lag raha...
Papa: mera lund bhi tere jaisa bada nahi hai na
Mai: aapki maa par mahant ka natija hai... Papa mai jab maa ke garbh me tha uske bad chudai ki thi?
Papa: jab suman ko period nahi aaya to hamane khushi se pure din rat 2 din tak mast chudai ki thi
Maa: isiliye madarchod beta mila hai..
Mai: hahaha hahaha
Papa: ha to ab karna kya hai wo bolo...
Maa: ha to muje ghar me koi naukar chahie. Ho bhari kam karna hai wo kare.
Mai: tum kya karogi to
Maa: mai bas samay sanjog dekh kar aap logo se viry lungi aur bachha conceive karungi.
Maa ko maa banne ki ichha badhati ja rahi thi...
Mai: tum kisse bachha chahti ho?
Maa: waise to mai tujse hi bachha chahti hu. Par dono try karna jisse mile...
Maa: bas par aaj rat teri chut de de. Fir tu jo kahe karunga. Pregnant to mai tuje aaj hi Bana dunga
Papa: tab to ho chuki hoti. 21 25 jan se chudai ke bad bhi kaha pregnant hui ye.. sab uparwale ka khel hai..
Maa: aap to mat hi bolo...
Ab doctor ki bat sahi bhi hai to ab maa ko ghar me ek naukar chahie tha. Flat me to kai gharo me naukar hona aam bat hai. Hame aisa naukar chahie tha jo ghar ke kam ke sath sath khana bhi banaye. Ye bhi actually maa ki demand thi. Par... Thik hai. Maa ne us din sham me apne flatmates ke sath upar niche sab jagah bat ki. Ke shayad koi mil jaye. Problem ye hua ke sare naukar ghar me to aaye par sab ke sab log bole ke uske time fix hai to jagah jaha bachati hai wahi hi aa payenge. Wo time par maa ko thik nahi lag raha tha. Kyonki khana banane ke liye 8 baje aane ke liye bolte the to maa bol rahi thi ke fir khana vapas garam karana har roz sehat ke liye thik nahi hai... Hamare khane ka time in general 2 baje tha. Bartan aur ghar saf safai ke liye we log 4 baje ke bad bol rahe the. Matalb ye bhi thik nahi ho raha tha. Matalab 4 5 male female aaye. Par kisi ke time fit nahi hue... Maa ne us din meri chudai ke wakt itna support nahi diya. Mai stroke marta aur wo jo aawaz nikalti thi jisse dusra stroke marne ka man ho jata tha wo man nahi ho raha tha. Har ek dhakko par mai maa ko jaise sirf one side chudai kar raha tha waisa lag raha tha. Kapade utar kar sidha palang par. Pair faila kar so gai. Bas aa aur thok le!!! Mai maa ko aise nahi dekh sakata tha. Muje gand bhi marni thi. Par ab is halat me agar mai bolta to shayad gand marva bhi leti... Par wo maza fir bhi nahi aata. Maine fir mammo ke sath khel khal kar aakhir me 45 minutes bad jad gaya. Mai ek hi position me chod raha tha to muje itna maza bhi nahi aaya. Maa ko to mai kai position me chodta. Wo khud khil uthti aur jaise chahe chodne deti. Par aaj ye maa ke maa banne ke vichar par muje seriously vichar aaya... Par pahale to naukar...
Subah uthte muje to bahot man hua ke mai maa ke mamme daba daba kar kiss karne ke bad niklu. Par muje yad aaya ab to college me chhutiya hai. Par mera dhyan maa ko khush karne me tha. Mai dosto se milne ja raha hu kah kar nikal gaya. Kyonki mai maa ko is hal me dekh nahi sakata tha. Mai bahar jau aur kuch naukar dosto se mil kar shayad intezam ho jaye... Mai aise soch me duba bike chalate hue ja raha tha. Raste me red light ho chuki thi. Rahdari zebra crossing se nikal ne lage the par mai soch me duba ja kar ek bachhe ko ja kar takara gaya. Meri speed kafi kam thi. Par wo bachha bhikh mangne ke liye ghum raha tha. Red light hote hi chhote chhote bachhe nahi hote? Jo bhikh mangte hai... Bas waise hi ek bachhe ko thokar lag gai. Dekhte hi dekhte koi genuine log to koi tamasha dekhne vale log ikatthe hone lage. Par mai casual ho rha tha. Kyonki dimag sunn tha maa ke khayalo me. Muje sala ek hi soch aa raha tha. Ke maa jo chudai chudai kar rhi hoti hai har waqt wo aise behave kar rahi hai... par seriousness tab aai aur dimag tab ja kar thik hua ke unka bap aaya. Wo chillam chilli karne laga. Tab hosh aaya ke mere se ek bachha thuk gaya hai. Jor shor se chillane laga. Maine dekh ke bete ko kuch hua nahi tha. Bas tier chhua tha aur wo gir gaya tha. Mere bike ki speed mushkil se 20 hongi. Par ha khun to thoda chhilne se nikla tha. Baap ne jab apne bete ko dekha to beta khud bola ke bapu jyada nahi laga aap tension mat lo. To usne bhi dekha aur fir shant hua. Mai abhi tak kuch nahi bola tha. Jyada nahi hua tha par logo ko masala chahie. Par kuch ajib hua. Pata hai bachhe ke bap ne logo ko hata diya waha se. Bolne laga ke ye hai hi nalayak aap sab log chale jao. Aur unka tamasha na banao...
Ab jis par ye bit rahi thi wahi nahi kuch bol raha tha. aur kuch asal me utna hua bhi na tha. Log bikhar gaye. Muje tajjub hua. Ye log to aise hi paisa ikattha kar lete hai logo ko sath dekh kar. Ekdam garib kisam ka aadami par khuddar ekdam? Ya kuch aur chal bazi? Maine chupchap nikal jane ko hi thik samaja par usne muje roka. Hmmm barobar hai... Ab itna ahsan kiya hai to muje rukna to padega. Warna ye to fir chilla padega to... Halaki itna ab nahi fark padata tha par...
Garib: bhai jara idhar aa jana...
Mai: ha bolo
Garib: bas sir isko jo chhil gaya hai uski Mallam patti karva do sahab aur kuch khane ko paise dedo sahab. Ye bhi bhukha hai aur mai bhi bhukha hu... Please sahab itni meharbani kar do sahab. Please sahab...
Wo gidgidane laga. Muje unki ye mange genuine lagi. Itna to hak banta tha mera us par. Maine idhar udhar dekha to pas me hi medical store tha. To najdik me doctor bhi hoga. Hmm raste ki dusri aur ek chhota sa clinic dikha... Main use waha le kar jane ko tay kiya. Maine bachhe ko mere piche bithaya aur baap ko waha pahunch ne ko kaha. Wo agree kar diya bat ko... Waha pahunch ne ke bad maine wo aadmi ko bahar rakha aur mai bachhe ko le kar andar gaya... Use dekh kar hi...
Doctor: tu wapas chot kha kar aaya?
Mai: ise jante ho aap?
Doctor: to aap se thokar khai hai kya?
Mai: hmmm
Doctor: iske bap ne bhi ise raste par aane ko mana kiya hai. Par iska bap idhar udhar hota nahi ke ye aa jata hai raste par bhikh mangne...
Mai: kyo?
Bachha: sahab jo thoda bahot paisa jama ho jaye. Bapu ko madad ho jaye...
Hmmm kya bole ab isko.
Mai: padhate nahi ho?
Doctor: sahab padhai ke pase hote to to kya kahana... Iska bapu ek restorent me tha. Chori ka ilzam lagaya aur nikal diya. Ab ise Koi kam par nahi lagata...
Bachha: mera bapu chor nahi hai..
Doctor: ha bachhe tere bapu kabhi bhi chor nahi tha. Bas halat ka mara tha.
Mai: teri maa?
Bachha: papa kahate hai ke wo ek tara hai aur muje har roz dekhti hai..
Doctor: ha aap samaj gaye na?
Mai: hmmm. Bete tera nam kya hai?
Bachha: bholu
Mai: bada pyara nam hai. Aur papa ka?
Bholu: samir
Mai: wah wo bhi achha nam hai. Bholu aapke papa kya karte the?
Doctor: wo kuch khana banata tha... Aur khane ki chori har din ka ilzam ispe lagaya gaya tha...
Mai: hmmmm. Ise tetanus ka injection?
Doctor: na ye thik hai. Ek mahine pahale hi lagaya tha...
Mai: kitna hua?
Doctor: aap ise khud le kar aaye achha laga. Jo aapko dil se ho is bachhe ko de dijiye..
Hmmm muje yad aaya muje isko khane ka bHi dena tha... Maine 100₹ ke 5 Note jo mere wallet me tHi wo de di... Par yaha Mera matha ja kar sanaka... Kya muje cook mil gaya? Kya ise mai job de sakata hu?
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