08-01-2019, 02:56 PM
Part 72
Ab aage...
Ha to jaise ke apane dekha dono patiyo ne mil kaise maa ko achhe se choda. Dono us din mil kar maa ke sath, maa ke badan ke sath santust hue the... Maa ka javab nahi wo kuch alag hi leval ki aurat hai. Pati ki galatiyan samne bhi nahi aane di. Pati ko uske apne rang me rahane diya aur fir pati se badala bhi liya aur khud bhi enjoy karna shuru kiya. Muje lagata tha ke mai maa ki life ko control kar raha hu. Par ye galat tha. Mai to bas unke badan ko bistar par aur kisi na kisi ke lund ke sath control kar raha tha. Baki ye jo ho raha tha wo khud ka banaya hua jaal hai. Par ab jab samne aa chuka hai ke kaha kya ho raha hai. Kaunsa lashkar kaha lad raha hai to ab mai chahata tha ke maa ki life ko mai control karu. Deharadoon se ham log nikal ne wale the par waha jo sauda kiya tha use pura karna tha. Yad hai na ke maa rajan ko sop ni thi chudai ke liye... To wahi hua... Jab rat ko wo aaya...
Papa: ye kaun hai...
Mai: ye ek grahak hi hai maa ka. 10 lakh isi wajah se mile hai... Uska commission suman hai...
Papa: ok.. hame dekhne ko milega?
Mai: wo customer par nirbhar karta hai. Par ye nahi manega kyonki ye apana hisab karne aaha hai...
Fir ham dono jan king size ke kamare ke bahar kursi laga kar baithe aur andar rajan apna commission lene maa ke pas gaya.. wo to obviously davai laga kar aaya tha aur fir kam se kam 3 ghante andar laga raha... Tab tak... Kabir to gabharya hua baitha tha... Use to kaha kuch pata tha ke hua kya hai?
Papa: muje sab pata chal gaya hai relax
Kabir: wo actually sorry.. wo...
Papa: dar mat. Tu jab chahe aa jana ghar. Ya chahe to idhar hi shift ho ja...
Kabir: isne muje jina sikhaya hai. Adhuri ichha puri kari hai. Mai ghar to nahi rahunga par mai ghar aata jata rahunga...
Papa: bas ek shart par ke tu kabhi bhi kya hua, kaunsa raz hamari family ka hai. Aisa kuch jan ne ki koshish mat karna. Tuje suman chahie mil jayegi. Jab chahe uski marzi ho wo teri...
Kabir: thanks dost. Mai ye ahsan kabhi nahi bhulunga. Mai tadap raha hu par meri bari hi kaha aane di hai darpan ne...
Ham sab hasne lage... Dono ke bich sulah ho chuka tha. Muje ye bat janni bhi thi ke lalit ne aisa kyo kiya usne ye bat kyo batai?
Mai: ye lalit aapke pas ye sab bat kar ne aaya tha?
Papa: lalit ekdam shuru se hi bahot bhola hai. Wo mujse bat kar raha tha tab hi dar gaya tha. Wo suman ko dekh kar apne aap ko rok nahi paya aur fir chudai to kar li par mere samne sab bol diya ke usse galati hui hai... Bat yaha tak hi ki thi aur kisi ka nam usne bola hi nahi tha. Suman ne sab kahani bata di. Baki sab tu janta hai.. bas yahi hai...
Hmmm chalo ek tarah se dekh jaye to achha hua ke sab kahani ab samne hai... Sab ke irade bhi sab ko pata hai. To fir ye 3 ghante maa ko barabar istemal karne ke bad rajan nikla bahar... Pasina pasina ho kar..
Rajan: phewwwwwwww yar chut aur gand thodi dhili ho chuki hai warna yar aisa kadak mal hai ke bat n pucho. Bistar par to yar... Maza aa gaya... Chal mai chalta hu... Milte rahana...
Aisa kar ke nikal gaya..
Mai: dekha suman ka mukabala karna namumkin hai...
Ham sab hasne lage... Par mai to papa ko actually tane mar raha tha jo wo samaj rahe the.. hamne fir waha sab wind up kiya. Dharam aur yadav ko dono ko maa ko chodna tha par fir maine mana kiya ke ab nahi.. dharam to man gaya par yadav nahi mana wo bola ke agar muft me delhi tak jana hai to bich rasto me chudai karne deni padegi... Maine dharam ke samne to mana hi kiya aur yadav ko aankh mari. Yadav samaj gaya.. usne bola thik hai chalo chhod deta hu... Maine usko bola ke bhai ek customer jyada hai to abhi rahne de aur dharam ke samne chup ho gaya... Gadi me baithte hi... Maa piche mere aur papa ke bich me baithi par kabir aage baitha .. jab tak ham log ne hotel ka sight nahi chhoda... Par jaise hi thode dur nikale...
Yadav: mam sab ko aage bithaya jay...
Maa: suman bol to aage aau...
Kabir: dekho suman mai mare ja raha hu... Maine to mamme ko hath bhi nahi lagaya. Aur kiss ko dur hi hai...
Yadav: o sahab aapke sath hi ja rahi hai na suman to aap ghar ja kar...
Papa: tu yaha din dahade?
Yadav: wo sir us din rat ko mili thi. Baja achhe se liya tha par dekh nahi paya dhang se. Aaj pure badan ko dekh kar chodna chahata hu..
Maa: par maine pure kapade pahane hai...
Yadav: aage to aao kapade bhi nikal jayenge...
Yadav nahi mana. Maa aage gai aur ham tino piche baithe... Kabir to naraz Hi tha..
Mai: kabir ab ghar hi ja rahe hai. Ghar ja kar sabase pahale tu hi chodna thik?
Maa: kabir bhai sahab ghar pahunch ne ke bad puri rat mai tumhari bas? Aur ha mamme na daba pane par itna gussa? Chalo mai aapke aage hi baithi hu... Chalo dabao... Achhe se daba lo... Aur yadav ab to gadi chalu kar...
Yadav ne gadi chalu ki aur kabir ne mamme dabana shuru kiya... Papa ko ye sab vichitr lag raha tha par unke pas koi chara bhi nahi tha...
Yadav: highway aa gaya hai kabir bhai agar blouse khol dete
Kabir: mai kholu?
Yadav: milkar maze karte hai. Jhadiyon me. Suna hai ke ye do tin tak sath le leti hai..
Ha nahi? Yadav ko thodi pata hai... To un dono ne delhi pahunchne tak kai bar highway par raste me gadi rok kar jhadiyon me ja kar maa ko choda... Maa chut dene me thak hi nahi rahi thi... Aur kya batau... Hame to maze aa rahe the par unko bhi aa rahe the... Aise taise kar ke ham log airport par pahonch gaye aur waha se flight pakad kar ham pahunche mumbai aur waha se sharif bachho ki tarah pune by bus ghar... Ek sidha sada parivar jaise travel karta hai waise hamane travel karte hue grah pravesh kiya... Maa sidha sofa par ja kar lambi hui..
Maa: aaaaaaa ghar aakhir ghar hi hota hai...
Kabir: ab mai kya karu?
Maa: aaj rat koi koi chut nahi dene walaa.. bich raste me chut ke aaspas kat bhi liya hai tumne koi chut nahi dega.. kisiko chut nahi milegi. Mai aaj mere bistar par akeli soungi. Sun rahe ho akeli?
Maa ne indirectly papa ko room se bahar kar ne ka bol diya.. aur ha muje bhi... Par ham sab thake the...
Papa: bhai tuje ghar rukne ko mana nahi kar raha hu. Par tu sath rahega to log bolenge. Behatar hai ke..
Kabir: hmmm samaj gaya mai... Sahi bat hai.. chal to mai apne puna vale ek family hai waha jata hu. Dekhta hu kya reaction hota hai...
Papa: dost mai abhi jane Ko bol hi nahi raha. Aaj to idhar ruk. Aaram kar phone kar ke bat kar ke tay kar ke waha tuje jana hai ya nahi aur fir bad me dekh... Ke kya kya kar sakata hai. Rent par mai tuje ghar dilva dunga aur kam bhi...
Aur fir papa aur kabir ko maine apne kamare me jane ko bola aur mai aage wale sofe par hi so ne ko nakki kiya... Maa uth kar unke room me chali gai.. par jaise hi wo dono ne kamara band kiya maa bahar aai...
Maa: darpan... Andar aajao...
Mai: nahi suman tu aaj akeli so...
Maa: kyo thak gaye kya aap mere badan se?
Maa ne halaka sa blouse niche kiya...
Mai: mai kyo thak ne laga..
Maa sofe ke pas ghutno ko mode baithi aur pallu ko hata kar boli..
Maa: dekho bra bhi ek side hai dikh rahi hai jaise aapko pasand hai...
Maa ka blouse ka pahala hook khula tha. Mammo ki darar saf dikhai de rahi thi. Safed bra silavate mari hui. Matalab ke wo patti ki bal chadi hui thi
Mai: meri jan thaki nahi hai tu?
Maa: par mai aapko mast nind dena chahti hu.. aap jiske hakdar hai... Chalo na bed par...
Mai: aUr ye dono.?
Maa: use sone do.. ham jagte hai na... Chalo na please?
Mai: ek shart par...
Maa: kya kaun si?
Mai: balcony me...
Maa: pagal ho aap? Waha pata hai sab dikhai dega samne...
Mai: to nai... Muje nind aa rahi hai..
Maa: are yar... Waha nahi please?
Mai: muje to balcony me hi chudna hai..
Maa: par kyo?
Mai: kabir aur yadav ke sath din dahade jhadiyon me ja ja kar chudva sakate ho. To abhi balcony me kya problem hai?
Maa: are wo bahar the ham. Hame waha koi nahi janta tha.. aur yaha... Please...
Mai: nahi mai kuch nahi janta...
Maa: aaaaaaa jalan ho rahi hai..
Mai: ha wo hi man lo...
Maa: khule me chodna chahate ho in short...
Mai: yes...
Maa: to kya kar sakate hai? Chalo long drive par chalte hai.. mai maza karvati hu aapko.. jo maza kisi ne nahi kiya...
Mai: abhi long drive par?
Maa: ha chalo na .. kitne din ho gaye puna nahi dekha...
Mai: abhi balcony me mana kar rahi thi aur abhi pune ki sadako par? Kuch khas pahan kar aana padega...
Maa: maine aap log muje wo gufa me le gaye the tab bhi maza nahi karvaya tha? Bhul gaye? To abhi to aap akele ho...
Mai: ha chalo biwi ka hukum hai chalana hi padega...
Maa: mai abhi kuch khas mast pahan kar aati hu...
Mai: yad rahe meri jan ke...
Maa: ha baba bra ki patti aapko dikhai degi.. magar sirf bra pahan ke aau to?
Mai: madarchod randi. Tu nangi aayegi to bhi muje problem nahi hai. Par yaha agar koi bahar kisine dekh liya to problem ho sakati hai...
Maa: fir bhi mai sirf bra pahan ke saree lapet ke aaungi. Tension mat lo aap. Aapko khush nahi karungi to kise karungi?
Aur fir maa ye pahan kar aai... Khali bra aur saree maa ka ab kayam ka kapada ban chuka tha...
Ab aage...
Ha to jaise ke apane dekha dono patiyo ne mil kaise maa ko achhe se choda. Dono us din mil kar maa ke sath, maa ke badan ke sath santust hue the... Maa ka javab nahi wo kuch alag hi leval ki aurat hai. Pati ki galatiyan samne bhi nahi aane di. Pati ko uske apne rang me rahane diya aur fir pati se badala bhi liya aur khud bhi enjoy karna shuru kiya. Muje lagata tha ke mai maa ki life ko control kar raha hu. Par ye galat tha. Mai to bas unke badan ko bistar par aur kisi na kisi ke lund ke sath control kar raha tha. Baki ye jo ho raha tha wo khud ka banaya hua jaal hai. Par ab jab samne aa chuka hai ke kaha kya ho raha hai. Kaunsa lashkar kaha lad raha hai to ab mai chahata tha ke maa ki life ko mai control karu. Deharadoon se ham log nikal ne wale the par waha jo sauda kiya tha use pura karna tha. Yad hai na ke maa rajan ko sop ni thi chudai ke liye... To wahi hua... Jab rat ko wo aaya...
Papa: ye kaun hai...
Mai: ye ek grahak hi hai maa ka. 10 lakh isi wajah se mile hai... Uska commission suman hai...
Papa: ok.. hame dekhne ko milega?
Mai: wo customer par nirbhar karta hai. Par ye nahi manega kyonki ye apana hisab karne aaha hai...
Fir ham dono jan king size ke kamare ke bahar kursi laga kar baithe aur andar rajan apna commission lene maa ke pas gaya.. wo to obviously davai laga kar aaya tha aur fir kam se kam 3 ghante andar laga raha... Tab tak... Kabir to gabharya hua baitha tha... Use to kaha kuch pata tha ke hua kya hai?
Papa: muje sab pata chal gaya hai relax
Kabir: wo actually sorry.. wo...
Papa: dar mat. Tu jab chahe aa jana ghar. Ya chahe to idhar hi shift ho ja...
Kabir: isne muje jina sikhaya hai. Adhuri ichha puri kari hai. Mai ghar to nahi rahunga par mai ghar aata jata rahunga...
Papa: bas ek shart par ke tu kabhi bhi kya hua, kaunsa raz hamari family ka hai. Aisa kuch jan ne ki koshish mat karna. Tuje suman chahie mil jayegi. Jab chahe uski marzi ho wo teri...
Kabir: thanks dost. Mai ye ahsan kabhi nahi bhulunga. Mai tadap raha hu par meri bari hi kaha aane di hai darpan ne...
Ham sab hasne lage... Dono ke bich sulah ho chuka tha. Muje ye bat janni bhi thi ke lalit ne aisa kyo kiya usne ye bat kyo batai?
Mai: ye lalit aapke pas ye sab bat kar ne aaya tha?
Papa: lalit ekdam shuru se hi bahot bhola hai. Wo mujse bat kar raha tha tab hi dar gaya tha. Wo suman ko dekh kar apne aap ko rok nahi paya aur fir chudai to kar li par mere samne sab bol diya ke usse galati hui hai... Bat yaha tak hi ki thi aur kisi ka nam usne bola hi nahi tha. Suman ne sab kahani bata di. Baki sab tu janta hai.. bas yahi hai...
Hmmm chalo ek tarah se dekh jaye to achha hua ke sab kahani ab samne hai... Sab ke irade bhi sab ko pata hai. To fir ye 3 ghante maa ko barabar istemal karne ke bad rajan nikla bahar... Pasina pasina ho kar..
Rajan: phewwwwwwww yar chut aur gand thodi dhili ho chuki hai warna yar aisa kadak mal hai ke bat n pucho. Bistar par to yar... Maza aa gaya... Chal mai chalta hu... Milte rahana...
Aisa kar ke nikal gaya..
Mai: dekha suman ka mukabala karna namumkin hai...
Ham sab hasne lage... Par mai to papa ko actually tane mar raha tha jo wo samaj rahe the.. hamne fir waha sab wind up kiya. Dharam aur yadav ko dono ko maa ko chodna tha par fir maine mana kiya ke ab nahi.. dharam to man gaya par yadav nahi mana wo bola ke agar muft me delhi tak jana hai to bich rasto me chudai karne deni padegi... Maine dharam ke samne to mana hi kiya aur yadav ko aankh mari. Yadav samaj gaya.. usne bola thik hai chalo chhod deta hu... Maine usko bola ke bhai ek customer jyada hai to abhi rahne de aur dharam ke samne chup ho gaya... Gadi me baithte hi... Maa piche mere aur papa ke bich me baithi par kabir aage baitha .. jab tak ham log ne hotel ka sight nahi chhoda... Par jaise hi thode dur nikale...
Yadav: mam sab ko aage bithaya jay...
Maa: suman bol to aage aau...
Kabir: dekho suman mai mare ja raha hu... Maine to mamme ko hath bhi nahi lagaya. Aur kiss ko dur hi hai...
Yadav: o sahab aapke sath hi ja rahi hai na suman to aap ghar ja kar...
Papa: tu yaha din dahade?
Yadav: wo sir us din rat ko mili thi. Baja achhe se liya tha par dekh nahi paya dhang se. Aaj pure badan ko dekh kar chodna chahata hu..
Maa: par maine pure kapade pahane hai...
Yadav: aage to aao kapade bhi nikal jayenge...
Yadav nahi mana. Maa aage gai aur ham tino piche baithe... Kabir to naraz Hi tha..
Mai: kabir ab ghar hi ja rahe hai. Ghar ja kar sabase pahale tu hi chodna thik?
Maa: kabir bhai sahab ghar pahunch ne ke bad puri rat mai tumhari bas? Aur ha mamme na daba pane par itna gussa? Chalo mai aapke aage hi baithi hu... Chalo dabao... Achhe se daba lo... Aur yadav ab to gadi chalu kar...
Yadav ne gadi chalu ki aur kabir ne mamme dabana shuru kiya... Papa ko ye sab vichitr lag raha tha par unke pas koi chara bhi nahi tha...
Yadav: highway aa gaya hai kabir bhai agar blouse khol dete
Kabir: mai kholu?
Yadav: milkar maze karte hai. Jhadiyon me. Suna hai ke ye do tin tak sath le leti hai..
Ha nahi? Yadav ko thodi pata hai... To un dono ne delhi pahunchne tak kai bar highway par raste me gadi rok kar jhadiyon me ja kar maa ko choda... Maa chut dene me thak hi nahi rahi thi... Aur kya batau... Hame to maze aa rahe the par unko bhi aa rahe the... Aise taise kar ke ham log airport par pahonch gaye aur waha se flight pakad kar ham pahunche mumbai aur waha se sharif bachho ki tarah pune by bus ghar... Ek sidha sada parivar jaise travel karta hai waise hamane travel karte hue grah pravesh kiya... Maa sidha sofa par ja kar lambi hui..
Maa: aaaaaaa ghar aakhir ghar hi hota hai...
Kabir: ab mai kya karu?
Maa: aaj rat koi koi chut nahi dene walaa.. bich raste me chut ke aaspas kat bhi liya hai tumne koi chut nahi dega.. kisiko chut nahi milegi. Mai aaj mere bistar par akeli soungi. Sun rahe ho akeli?
Maa ne indirectly papa ko room se bahar kar ne ka bol diya.. aur ha muje bhi... Par ham sab thake the...
Papa: bhai tuje ghar rukne ko mana nahi kar raha hu. Par tu sath rahega to log bolenge. Behatar hai ke..
Kabir: hmmm samaj gaya mai... Sahi bat hai.. chal to mai apne puna vale ek family hai waha jata hu. Dekhta hu kya reaction hota hai...
Papa: dost mai abhi jane Ko bol hi nahi raha. Aaj to idhar ruk. Aaram kar phone kar ke bat kar ke tay kar ke waha tuje jana hai ya nahi aur fir bad me dekh... Ke kya kya kar sakata hai. Rent par mai tuje ghar dilva dunga aur kam bhi...
Aur fir papa aur kabir ko maine apne kamare me jane ko bola aur mai aage wale sofe par hi so ne ko nakki kiya... Maa uth kar unke room me chali gai.. par jaise hi wo dono ne kamara band kiya maa bahar aai...
Maa: darpan... Andar aajao...
Mai: nahi suman tu aaj akeli so...
Maa: kyo thak gaye kya aap mere badan se?
Maa ne halaka sa blouse niche kiya...
Mai: mai kyo thak ne laga..
Maa sofe ke pas ghutno ko mode baithi aur pallu ko hata kar boli..
Maa: dekho bra bhi ek side hai dikh rahi hai jaise aapko pasand hai...
Maa ka blouse ka pahala hook khula tha. Mammo ki darar saf dikhai de rahi thi. Safed bra silavate mari hui. Matalab ke wo patti ki bal chadi hui thi
Mai: meri jan thaki nahi hai tu?
Maa: par mai aapko mast nind dena chahti hu.. aap jiske hakdar hai... Chalo na bed par...
Mai: aUr ye dono.?
Maa: use sone do.. ham jagte hai na... Chalo na please?
Mai: ek shart par...
Maa: kya kaun si?
Mai: balcony me...
Maa: pagal ho aap? Waha pata hai sab dikhai dega samne...
Mai: to nai... Muje nind aa rahi hai..
Maa: are yar... Waha nahi please?
Mai: muje to balcony me hi chudna hai..
Maa: par kyo?
Mai: kabir aur yadav ke sath din dahade jhadiyon me ja ja kar chudva sakate ho. To abhi balcony me kya problem hai?
Maa: are wo bahar the ham. Hame waha koi nahi janta tha.. aur yaha... Please...
Mai: nahi mai kuch nahi janta...
Maa: aaaaaaa jalan ho rahi hai..
Mai: ha wo hi man lo...
Maa: khule me chodna chahate ho in short...
Mai: yes...
Maa: to kya kar sakate hai? Chalo long drive par chalte hai.. mai maza karvati hu aapko.. jo maza kisi ne nahi kiya...
Mai: abhi long drive par?
Maa: ha chalo na .. kitne din ho gaye puna nahi dekha...
Mai: abhi balcony me mana kar rahi thi aur abhi pune ki sadako par? Kuch khas pahan kar aana padega...
Maa: maine aap log muje wo gufa me le gaye the tab bhi maza nahi karvaya tha? Bhul gaye? To abhi to aap akele ho...
Mai: ha chalo biwi ka hukum hai chalana hi padega...
Maa: mai abhi kuch khas mast pahan kar aati hu...
Mai: yad rahe meri jan ke...
Maa: ha baba bra ki patti aapko dikhai degi.. magar sirf bra pahan ke aau to?
Mai: madarchod randi. Tu nangi aayegi to bhi muje problem nahi hai. Par yaha agar koi bahar kisine dekh liya to problem ho sakati hai...
Maa: fir bhi mai sirf bra pahan ke saree lapet ke aaungi. Tension mat lo aap. Aapko khush nahi karungi to kise karungi?
Aur fir maa ye pahan kar aai... Khali bra aur saree maa ka ab kayam ka kapada ban chuka tha...