08-01-2019, 01:28 PM
Part 71
Ab aage....
Puri rat ghachaghach kar ke bhi koi maa ko apne se dur karne ready nahi tha. Maa nashe me bilkul thi par badan dard kar raha tha. Use halka halka hi nasha chadha tha kyonki uske sharir ke andar to lund ghuse ja rahe the. Ek do ya tin lund chut gand ya muh ko fad ke andar dalenge koi bhi nashe ka hosh kaise rah sakata hai? Par sab log santusht the.
Boss: wah suman wah. Mazedar ho tum maza aa gaya...
Mai: bas aap log khush hue wahi to chahie...
Maa: hmm par chal bhi nahi pa rahi mai.. sab dard kar raha hai...
Boss: are usme tera kusur thodi hai. Itna chodne ke bad to kisi ko bhi dard milega. Ham to 21 jan hai aur piche se bhi aaye the log... Kam se kam 2 bar sab ne... Maza aa gaya...
"Suman ji kya aap order leti hai?"
Mai: ha ha . Jarur bolie kya order hai?
"Mere dost ka ek farm house hai waha sab ikatthe hote hai par ham log 10 12 jan hi hote hai..."
Boss: dekho tumhare badan ke to saude hone lage. Tumhe customer milne lage... Number le lo...
Maine number liye par maa ki halat dekh kar lag raha tha ke usko nind nahi mili to tabiyat kharab ho jayegi... To mai usKo le kar kisi ek room me use sula laya... Aur fir waise to ham log bhi thake the. To ek ya do ghante me pure hotel ya resort ya ghar me sab suna ho gaya. Sab so gaye... Do pahar ko 3 4 baje vapas sab chahal pahal shuru hui. Maine to maa ko uthaya bhi nahi. Sone Hi diya... Aur mai niche rajan se bat kar raha tha. Maine dekha ke dharam chala gaya tha...
Mai: dharam gaya?
Rajan: ha use hotel bhi to chalana hai. Suman uthi?
Mai: nahi yar maine kamara khola bhi nahi. Sone hi diya...
Rajan: ye log ko maine bola hai ke suman chali gai hai aur maine kamre ko bahar se lock kiya hua hai
Mai: aisa kya maine to khala hi nahi. Par uthi to?
Rajan: inter comm par phone kar degi.
Mai: hmmm. Mera bhi dimag kharab ho chuka hai...
Rajan: by the way. Ye rahe aapki suman ke hard work ka natija.
Usne paiso se bhari beg di muje...
Rajan: 10 lakh pura..
Mai: paise aa gaye?
Rajan: nahi boss aur mera vyavhar alag hai ham log dekh lenge. Par boss bola hai 10 lakh dena hai... To ye rahe..
Mai: tere pas itna cash?
Rajan: are ye mera raz hai. Jaise tune nahi bataya ke ye kaun hai. Waise maine nahi bataya ke ye kaha se aaye. Hisab khatam... Bas muje use ek bar bistar par istemal karna gai. Muje kuch nahi chahiye paiso me se..
Mai: ha to chal na..
Rajan: are abhi kaha so ne se na...
Mai: are chalna uthegi. Waise bhi hame jana hoga na yaha se...
Rajan: ha chal...
Wo khush ho gaya... Rajan ne koi dekhe bina darvaje ka tala khola aur andar gaya. Mai bhi andar pahuncha... Maa bistar par soi hui thi... Puri nangi thi...
Mai: suman o suman... Utho chalo ab jana hai.
Maa uth nahi rahi thi. Bahot gahari nind me thi..
Mai: chal rahane de. Rat ko dharam ke hotel me aa jana waha chod lena...
Rajan: done. to mai jata hu aur aapke jane ka bandobast kar deta hu... Aap inhe taiyar kar ke piche ke darvaje se bahar le aaie..
maine maa Ko dhire dhire uthaya... Maa ke chahere par muskan thi...
Mai: bahot khush nazar aa rahi ho?
Maa: itne sare lund ... Kaun khush hahi hoga? Aapne to meri duniya hi badal di... Meri hi chut se niklne wale mere pati ne meri hi chut ka bhosda banva diya....
Ham dono hasne lage... Par kismat ne kuch aur likha tha takdir mai... Ham to apne hi aalam me ghum rahe the ke kabir ka phone aaya...
Kabir: bhai jaldi aaja garbad ho gai hai. Kuch bhi kar ke jaldi aaja...
Mai: are ye to batao ke hua kya hai?
Kabir: dekh kuch bhi batane ka time nahi hai. Jab bhi aa suman ko achhe se puri sadi me dhak ke aana...
Mai: par hua kya hai?
Kabir: tera bap aaya hai aur hotel me pahunch raha hai...
Salaaaa... Gand lag gai meri to... Kya karu?
Mai: use kuch pata hai?
Kabir: lag to wahi raha hai...
Mai: hotel ka address kisne diya.
Kabir: usne bola mai dehradun hu. Bata kaha aau?
Mai: to isse thodi pata chalega?
Kabir: gusse vali aavaz thi...
Mai: hmm aa raha hu...
Muje shak hua lalit par. Madarchod ne kuch to bataya hai.. kya karu?
Maa: kiska phone tha?
Mai: tere pahale pati ka...
Wo bHi dar ke mare khadi ho gai thi...
Maa: usne to bola tha ke wo kahi bahar ja rahe ahi..
Mai: jhansa de kar idhar hi aa rahe hai...
Maa: ab?
Mai: ab to wo jo bole wahi hoga. Chalo dekhte hai. Jana to padega?
Maa: par bhag jate hai na sidha pune...
Mai: agar lalit madarchod ne bata diya hoga to fir problem hoga
Maa: madarchod use chhuda ne ke liye kya kya nahi kiya. Kabir ko chut thi. Joseph ko bhi chut di. Aur to aur waha ke gundo se bhi chudne taiyar ho gai... Wo to galat hai galat hai kar ke gand bhi mar gaya. Madarchod. Ab to zindgi bhar use meri chut ya gand nahi dungi...
Mai: bhosdiki randi. Mai tera pati hone ke bavjud tuje chod nahi paunga. Ye soch. Dusre mard ke bare me kya soch rahi hai... Chal kapade pahan. Full saree aur sab pack.
Maa: sala aaj tak sab khula khula pahan ne ki aadat ho gai hai. Jao rajan ke pas jao aur pure kapade mang ke lao...
Mai rajan ke pas gaya..wo bhi hairan tha ke mai pure kapade mang raha tha. Apr usne diya dhundh ke... Maa ne kapade pahane ek gharelu aurat ban akr aur fir piche ke darvaje se nikal gaye... Rajan ne gadi ka intezam kiya tha . Jo hamare hotel mai aake ruka. Mai bahot hi dara hua tha. Kabir niche tha...
Mai: kya hua bhai? Sab khairiyat?
Kabir: kuch naHi use sab pta lag rhaa hai. Muje bahar nikal diya hai. Jao aur sambhal lena...
Ham dono darte darte upr gaye... Dharam mere smane dekh ke puch raha tha par maine use kuch nahi kaha. Kya batata? Hamane darvaja khola aur andar mera bap baitha hua tha...
Papa: tu bahr ja. Tu andar aa suman...
Ab aage ki kahani maa batayegi...
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Aap sab ne dekha ke sab ne puri rat meri gand mari par real gand to meri ab lagne vali thi...
Pati: ye mai kya sun raha hu?
Mai: kya?
Pati: suna ke .. muje bolne bhi sharm aa rahi hai..
Mai: par kya?
Pati: sali itni giri hui hai ke lalit ke sath so gai?
Ab chhupa ne ka koi fayda nahi tha. Mai ulta un par chadne lagi...
Mai: ha. Kiya maine bistar garam uska. Sirf uska hi nahi kabir ka bhi. Waha muje thik laga wo kiya. Ek to jab bhi pas aao. Najdik nahi aane dete.. upar se waha gundo ke pas bhej diya dono ko. Jo thik laga wo kiya...
Aur mai rone lagi. Us waqt me rone sach me lagi thi. Par acting karti to bhi chal jata...
Pati: par...
Mai: par var kuch nahi. jo tHik laga wo kiya. ab aapko jo tHik lage wo aap karo...
Pati: (wo bhi roni surat bana kar) muje to sirf lalit ka pata tha.. kabir bhi?
Mai: ha...
Pati: par kyo?
Mai: (thoda makkam ho kar) wajah maine bata di hai. Iska kusur aap hi hai...
Pati: hmmm ab muje kya karna hai.. kaisi beijjati ho jayegi meri?
Mai: lalit ne ab bataya. Tab nahi bataya jab aapki ijjat se apna bistar garam kar raha tha... Tb to...
Pati: bas kar suman bas kar...
Mai: dekhiye ji.. ab aapko bata hi deti hu... Puri bat...
Aur fir maine darpan ke dosto ke sath chudai se le kar aaj rat ke gangbang tak ki sari bate bata di... Wo bahot naraj hue. Gussa hue... Roe bhi... Khud ka khun bhi chod chuka hai apni maa ko...
Pati: sala sab randi khana bana diya hai ghar ko? Bula darpan ko andar..
Mai: dekho use bulane ki jarurat nahi hai. Wo bHi mera pati hi hai... Maine bataya aapko...
Pati: tu chahti kya hai?
Maa: maza lijiye na?
Pati: kaise le sakata hu?
Ab maine dav feka...
Maa: kya tumhe nahi pasand? Maine dekha ke jab mai bata rahi thi ke 21 logo se maine chudvaya to lund bekabu huaa tha aapka?
Pati: nahi. Aisi koi bat nahi hai.. par aisa kyo kiya. Aisa karne se kya fayada... Mera dil tut gaya.. muje...
Wo rone lage. Ab mera turn tha use aaina dikhana...
Mai: bas ab ye natak mere samne mat karo thik hai? Mai sab janti hu...
Pati: kya janti ho?
Mai: ravi, kishan kaun hai mai janti hu...
Thodi der to sannata ho gaya...
Pati: tumhe kaise pata chala.
Mai: chal gaya jaise aapko pata chal gaya...
Pati: wo... Actually... Are yar...
Mai: maine aapko toka? Ek aurat kare to problem ho jate hai. Isiliye aapko ek bachha aur nahi chahie tha... 3 to already hai. Chothe ko kaise sambhal paoge... Maine uski vajah se mera maa ban ne ka sapana gavaya... Mai fir bhi chup rahi...
Ab mai rone lagi thi... Ye aap log ko kya darpan ko bhi nahi pata thi...
Mai: muje pata hai isiliye aap kabhi bahar nahi jate the. Kyonki dusra ghar pune me hi basa jo liya hai...
Mai puri bhadas ab nikal rahi thi...
Mai: waha ja ja kar chut se do bachhe nikalva liye aur meri chut ke to aaspas bhi nahi ghum rahe the. Aur aaj bhi mai in sab logo ki najro me javan hu. Maine kisi ko bhanak bhi nahi aane di ke aapka dusra parivar hai. Koi mere badan se khush hota hai to hota hai... To muje bhi khushi milne ka hak hai... Aap napunsak to nahi the kabhi bhi. Mere nangi hone par bhi aap ka uthta nahi tha matalab aap kahi air ja kar shant ho aate the... Kuch na kuch kam nikal ke bahar rahate the. Sab pata hai muje.. to mai ... Ruko aaj aap ye hangama khada kar rahe ho to mai darpan ko bhi bulati hu...
Muje rokne ki koshish ki par Maine fir bhi darpan ko bulaya...
Mai: darpan ye tera bap. Tuje pata hai ke tera saga bhai kyo nahi hai? Kyonki iske already 2 bete hai. Jo kahi bahar muh mar ke mile hai... Waha sab khushiyo se bhar diya hai... Aur yaha muje pagal bana rahe hai guilt me...
Darpan ke havbhav se lag raha tha ke use ye samaj nahi aa raha tha ke wo expression kya de. Kyonki bechare ko ye bhi to kaha malum tha ke mera aur mere pahale pati ke bich conversation kya hua hai?
Mai: maine sab kuch bata diya hai. Aaj subah tak ka sab kuch. Kuch chhupa nahi hai. Par inko inki galti ka ahsas karva rahi hu. Ye muje bol rahe hai bahar khud muh mar rahe hai uska kya? Maine aapko randi khane jate hue bhi dekha hai... Par mai fir bhi chup rahi...
Pati: wo actually...
Mai: janti hu ke galat sangat me fas gaye the. Sab kuch pata hai muje par aap 10 aurat ke sath maze kar sakte hai aur 10 mard mere se maze kare to usme itni dikkat kyo?
Sannata hi sannata tha. Darpan to wahi figure out karne me laga tha ke aakhir faisla kya hua hai aur kya karna hai? Uske chahere se ye to pata chal raha tha ke ab wo shant tha ke sthiti kabu me hai... Maine kabhi apne pati ka nam nahi bataya maine darpan ko bhi roka hai. Kyonki mai apne pati ki ijjat fir bhi karti hu. Par tHik hai chalo...
Pati: kya karna chahte ho aakhir me?
Mai: jaise chal raha hai chalne de...
Pati: par mai kaise ... Matalab inke dosto ko pata hai mere dosto ko pata hai...
Mai: aapke dosto ke liye to mai bhabhi hi hu. To bhabhi se masti to har koi karta hai to karne do. Aap bhi karo unki biwi yo se agar mauka mile to. Unko bolo ke meri biwi ki chut li hai to apne biwi ki bhi chut de... Kaise dost hai pata chal jayega aapko... Aur inke dosto ke liye bhi mai bhabhi hi hu. Par use batane ki koi jarurat hi nahi hai kisiko... Ke aapko pata chal gaya hai... Chalo mai bahar hu. Aap dono mere pati aaps me discussion kar lo aur muje bulao...
Mera bolne ka kam yaha khatam ho gaya hai. Ab sari bat darpan batayega...
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Are yar maa to mufatt hai ekdam. Wo har bat ko sidhe sidha bol deti hai. Pahale bhi mai kuch aur plan kar raha tha aur wo bol padi thi ke usne rahul se sex kiya hai. Matalab hadd hai yar... Ab maa to chali gai bahar.. muje pati ka darajja de kar. Ab mai bat kya karu papa se?
Papa: baith idhar...
Mai chup chap baith gaya... Papa bahut nervous the. Uske chahere par guilt saf dikhai de rahi thi..
Papa: dekh meri galati to hai. Bhari gambhir bhul ho gai hai mujse... Par.. kaise bat karu tujse? Mai mafi mangta hu.. har chiz ke liye...
Mai: papa bolie bina sankoch ke boliye...
Papa: nahi re ab kaunsa tera papa. Sab riste teri maa I mean teri biwi bana ke gai hai...
Papa ne maa ki strong bate aur khud ne ki hui galati ka swikar kar liya hai. Isiliye ab ye sab bolne ke alawa kuch unke pas bachata nahi hai.. par ab wo mujse akele me bate kya karna chahate hai?
Papa: dekh riste ab badal chuke hai. Meri galatiyon ko maf kar ke dost bana payega muje?
Mai: papa jo bhi hua wo aapki laparvahi ki wajah se hua. Warna ye naubat hi nahi aati thi. Maa lund... I mean wo...
Papa: ha ha bol bindas. Lund ki pyasi thi..
Mai: maine chaha ke bat meri aur rahul ke bich hi rahe par maa ko bistar par sambhalna hamare liye mushkil bhi ho raha tha aur bato se lag rhaa hai ke wo aapse badala lena chahti thi isiliye ham se bacche ki jid kar rahi thi...
Papa: ab wo umr to shayad chali hi gai hai...
Mai: aapne sach me suman me aisa nahi dekha ke jo ham sab ne dekha... Jara samajo ke wo puri rat tak chudti rahi aur karib 25 jano par bhari rahi. To jara aap socho ke aapne kya miss kiya?
Papa: actually... Chhod jo hua so hua... Karna kya hai aage. Abhi aage ka plan kya hai?
Mai: mera plan kuch bhi nahi hai. Par ab sab khula hai to ghar jayenge. Aur fir jaise suman kahegi. Mai use manuga aur unka khayal rakhunga...
Papa: bas aisa mat karna kuch bhi ke ijjat khak me mil jaye.. maine bhi Ko bhi kiya bina kisi ko hava lage kiya. Bas tu bhi khayal rakhana in sab chizo ka...
Mai: hmmm hame kal rat ke 10 lakh Mile...
Papa: kya bat kar raha hai?
Mai: suman hai hi aisi chiz...
Ab papa mere sath ghul mil gaye the... Hasne lage...
Papa: wah... Maine aisa kya miss kiya..?
Mai: to chalo ho jaye?
Papa: kya?
Mai: suman ko uske dono patiyo ka sukh sath me dete hai...
Papa: wo manegi?
Mai: kyi nahi manegi? Pahale hamari biwi hai fir randi hai...
Papa: to bula le...
Aur fir maine maa ko bulaya andar...
Mai: suman randi tera pahala pati dekhna chahte hai ke tere me kya dam hai... To chal kapde utar to ham dono tere badan ko masala na chahte hai...
Maa ne papa ke samne dekha aur papa ne palak jhapakate ha Boli...
Maa: to kapade aap ko utarna hai ya mai utaru?
Mai: are meri rani aa jaana mari baho me?
Maine blouse me hath dal kar hi use mere pas bulaya aur fir papa ko sop ke bola..
Mai: jara aap bhi dekho.. kitna ubhar aaya hai mammo me...
Papa: football jaise bana diya hai sab ne... Suman I am really sorry... Mai prayashchit ke taur par aaj tere aur darpan ke relationship ko accept karta hu...
Aur fir maa bete aur bap ke bich ka ek pyara sa romance shuru hota hai..
Papa: tu ek sath do do le leti hai?
Maa: tin. Aur gand me bhi tin...
Papa: maine kabhi do do nahi kiya ek sath..
Maa: ha to aaj to 2 2 hi hoga ... Dono ek sath chut me bhi dalna. Dono ek sath gand me bhi dalana aur dono ek ek Hole me bhi bari bari se dalte rahana...
Papa: tuje dard nahi hota?
Mai: dekho aurat ke dard ki chinta chudai ke time par mat kiya karo.. use hone do jo hota hai..
Maa: yahi aao bhul rahe the. Mai aapki biwi hone ke bavjud aap ne kabhi muje istemal nahi kiya mujse sirf sex kiya. Aur fir.. chhodo wo bato ko yad nahi karte hai... Aapko jo randiyo se mil raha hai wo mujse bhi Milega. Mai bhi randi hu... 10 lakh kamaye hai sirf ek rat me...
Bato bato me kab ham nange ho gaye aur na jane kab maa ko dono chhedo me dono patiyo ne mil kar dhurandhar chudai ki. Muh chut aur gand ka fir se baja baja diya.. aur aakhir ham dono ek ghante ke bad shant hue...
Papa: hmmm aisa maza suman se kabhi nahi aaya.. achha hua darpan tu iska pati bana. IsKo sambhalna bahot mushkil hai re bistar par.. sali maine galati kar di... Par thik hai tu apne maze kar mai apne...
Aur fir ham tino hasane lage... To dosto ye hai hamare safar ka pahala ant... Ab ke bad jab naya daur shuru hoga to kuch alag hi bato se aur alag hi duniya se shuru hoga...
Sath banane ke liye dhanyvad
Ab aage....
Puri rat ghachaghach kar ke bhi koi maa ko apne se dur karne ready nahi tha. Maa nashe me bilkul thi par badan dard kar raha tha. Use halka halka hi nasha chadha tha kyonki uske sharir ke andar to lund ghuse ja rahe the. Ek do ya tin lund chut gand ya muh ko fad ke andar dalenge koi bhi nashe ka hosh kaise rah sakata hai? Par sab log santusht the.
Boss: wah suman wah. Mazedar ho tum maza aa gaya...
Mai: bas aap log khush hue wahi to chahie...
Maa: hmm par chal bhi nahi pa rahi mai.. sab dard kar raha hai...
Boss: are usme tera kusur thodi hai. Itna chodne ke bad to kisi ko bhi dard milega. Ham to 21 jan hai aur piche se bhi aaye the log... Kam se kam 2 bar sab ne... Maza aa gaya...
"Suman ji kya aap order leti hai?"
Mai: ha ha . Jarur bolie kya order hai?
"Mere dost ka ek farm house hai waha sab ikatthe hote hai par ham log 10 12 jan hi hote hai..."
Boss: dekho tumhare badan ke to saude hone lage. Tumhe customer milne lage... Number le lo...
Maine number liye par maa ki halat dekh kar lag raha tha ke usko nind nahi mili to tabiyat kharab ho jayegi... To mai usKo le kar kisi ek room me use sula laya... Aur fir waise to ham log bhi thake the. To ek ya do ghante me pure hotel ya resort ya ghar me sab suna ho gaya. Sab so gaye... Do pahar ko 3 4 baje vapas sab chahal pahal shuru hui. Maine to maa ko uthaya bhi nahi. Sone Hi diya... Aur mai niche rajan se bat kar raha tha. Maine dekha ke dharam chala gaya tha...
Mai: dharam gaya?
Rajan: ha use hotel bhi to chalana hai. Suman uthi?
Mai: nahi yar maine kamara khola bhi nahi. Sone hi diya...
Rajan: ye log ko maine bola hai ke suman chali gai hai aur maine kamre ko bahar se lock kiya hua hai
Mai: aisa kya maine to khala hi nahi. Par uthi to?
Rajan: inter comm par phone kar degi.
Mai: hmmm. Mera bhi dimag kharab ho chuka hai...
Rajan: by the way. Ye rahe aapki suman ke hard work ka natija.
Usne paiso se bhari beg di muje...
Rajan: 10 lakh pura..
Mai: paise aa gaye?
Rajan: nahi boss aur mera vyavhar alag hai ham log dekh lenge. Par boss bola hai 10 lakh dena hai... To ye rahe..
Mai: tere pas itna cash?
Rajan: are ye mera raz hai. Jaise tune nahi bataya ke ye kaun hai. Waise maine nahi bataya ke ye kaha se aaye. Hisab khatam... Bas muje use ek bar bistar par istemal karna gai. Muje kuch nahi chahiye paiso me se..
Mai: ha to chal na..
Rajan: are abhi kaha so ne se na...
Mai: are chalna uthegi. Waise bhi hame jana hoga na yaha se...
Rajan: ha chal...
Wo khush ho gaya... Rajan ne koi dekhe bina darvaje ka tala khola aur andar gaya. Mai bhi andar pahuncha... Maa bistar par soi hui thi... Puri nangi thi...
Mai: suman o suman... Utho chalo ab jana hai.
Maa uth nahi rahi thi. Bahot gahari nind me thi..
Mai: chal rahane de. Rat ko dharam ke hotel me aa jana waha chod lena...
Rajan: done. to mai jata hu aur aapke jane ka bandobast kar deta hu... Aap inhe taiyar kar ke piche ke darvaje se bahar le aaie..
maine maa Ko dhire dhire uthaya... Maa ke chahere par muskan thi...
Mai: bahot khush nazar aa rahi ho?
Maa: itne sare lund ... Kaun khush hahi hoga? Aapne to meri duniya hi badal di... Meri hi chut se niklne wale mere pati ne meri hi chut ka bhosda banva diya....
Ham dono hasne lage... Par kismat ne kuch aur likha tha takdir mai... Ham to apne hi aalam me ghum rahe the ke kabir ka phone aaya...
Kabir: bhai jaldi aaja garbad ho gai hai. Kuch bhi kar ke jaldi aaja...
Mai: are ye to batao ke hua kya hai?
Kabir: dekh kuch bhi batane ka time nahi hai. Jab bhi aa suman ko achhe se puri sadi me dhak ke aana...
Mai: par hua kya hai?
Kabir: tera bap aaya hai aur hotel me pahunch raha hai...
Salaaaa... Gand lag gai meri to... Kya karu?
Mai: use kuch pata hai?
Kabir: lag to wahi raha hai...
Mai: hotel ka address kisne diya.
Kabir: usne bola mai dehradun hu. Bata kaha aau?
Mai: to isse thodi pata chalega?
Kabir: gusse vali aavaz thi...
Mai: hmm aa raha hu...
Muje shak hua lalit par. Madarchod ne kuch to bataya hai.. kya karu?
Maa: kiska phone tha?
Mai: tere pahale pati ka...
Wo bHi dar ke mare khadi ho gai thi...
Maa: usne to bola tha ke wo kahi bahar ja rahe ahi..
Mai: jhansa de kar idhar hi aa rahe hai...
Maa: ab?
Mai: ab to wo jo bole wahi hoga. Chalo dekhte hai. Jana to padega?
Maa: par bhag jate hai na sidha pune...
Mai: agar lalit madarchod ne bata diya hoga to fir problem hoga
Maa: madarchod use chhuda ne ke liye kya kya nahi kiya. Kabir ko chut thi. Joseph ko bhi chut di. Aur to aur waha ke gundo se bhi chudne taiyar ho gai... Wo to galat hai galat hai kar ke gand bhi mar gaya. Madarchod. Ab to zindgi bhar use meri chut ya gand nahi dungi...
Mai: bhosdiki randi. Mai tera pati hone ke bavjud tuje chod nahi paunga. Ye soch. Dusre mard ke bare me kya soch rahi hai... Chal kapade pahan. Full saree aur sab pack.
Maa: sala aaj tak sab khula khula pahan ne ki aadat ho gai hai. Jao rajan ke pas jao aur pure kapade mang ke lao...
Mai rajan ke pas gaya..wo bhi hairan tha ke mai pure kapade mang raha tha. Apr usne diya dhundh ke... Maa ne kapade pahane ek gharelu aurat ban akr aur fir piche ke darvaje se nikal gaye... Rajan ne gadi ka intezam kiya tha . Jo hamare hotel mai aake ruka. Mai bahot hi dara hua tha. Kabir niche tha...
Mai: kya hua bhai? Sab khairiyat?
Kabir: kuch naHi use sab pta lag rhaa hai. Muje bahar nikal diya hai. Jao aur sambhal lena...
Ham dono darte darte upr gaye... Dharam mere smane dekh ke puch raha tha par maine use kuch nahi kaha. Kya batata? Hamane darvaja khola aur andar mera bap baitha hua tha...
Papa: tu bahr ja. Tu andar aa suman...
Ab aage ki kahani maa batayegi...
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Aap sab ne dekha ke sab ne puri rat meri gand mari par real gand to meri ab lagne vali thi...
Pati: ye mai kya sun raha hu?
Mai: kya?
Pati: suna ke .. muje bolne bhi sharm aa rahi hai..
Mai: par kya?
Pati: sali itni giri hui hai ke lalit ke sath so gai?
Ab chhupa ne ka koi fayda nahi tha. Mai ulta un par chadne lagi...
Mai: ha. Kiya maine bistar garam uska. Sirf uska hi nahi kabir ka bhi. Waha muje thik laga wo kiya. Ek to jab bhi pas aao. Najdik nahi aane dete.. upar se waha gundo ke pas bhej diya dono ko. Jo thik laga wo kiya...
Aur mai rone lagi. Us waqt me rone sach me lagi thi. Par acting karti to bhi chal jata...
Pati: par...
Mai: par var kuch nahi. jo tHik laga wo kiya. ab aapko jo tHik lage wo aap karo...
Pati: (wo bhi roni surat bana kar) muje to sirf lalit ka pata tha.. kabir bhi?
Mai: ha...
Pati: par kyo?
Mai: (thoda makkam ho kar) wajah maine bata di hai. Iska kusur aap hi hai...
Pati: hmmm ab muje kya karna hai.. kaisi beijjati ho jayegi meri?
Mai: lalit ne ab bataya. Tab nahi bataya jab aapki ijjat se apna bistar garam kar raha tha... Tb to...
Pati: bas kar suman bas kar...
Mai: dekhiye ji.. ab aapko bata hi deti hu... Puri bat...
Aur fir maine darpan ke dosto ke sath chudai se le kar aaj rat ke gangbang tak ki sari bate bata di... Wo bahot naraj hue. Gussa hue... Roe bhi... Khud ka khun bhi chod chuka hai apni maa ko...
Pati: sala sab randi khana bana diya hai ghar ko? Bula darpan ko andar..
Mai: dekho use bulane ki jarurat nahi hai. Wo bHi mera pati hi hai... Maine bataya aapko...
Pati: tu chahti kya hai?
Maa: maza lijiye na?
Pati: kaise le sakata hu?
Ab maine dav feka...
Maa: kya tumhe nahi pasand? Maine dekha ke jab mai bata rahi thi ke 21 logo se maine chudvaya to lund bekabu huaa tha aapka?
Pati: nahi. Aisi koi bat nahi hai.. par aisa kyo kiya. Aisa karne se kya fayada... Mera dil tut gaya.. muje...
Wo rone lage. Ab mera turn tha use aaina dikhana...
Mai: bas ab ye natak mere samne mat karo thik hai? Mai sab janti hu...
Pati: kya janti ho?
Mai: ravi, kishan kaun hai mai janti hu...
Thodi der to sannata ho gaya...
Pati: tumhe kaise pata chala.
Mai: chal gaya jaise aapko pata chal gaya...
Pati: wo... Actually... Are yar...
Mai: maine aapko toka? Ek aurat kare to problem ho jate hai. Isiliye aapko ek bachha aur nahi chahie tha... 3 to already hai. Chothe ko kaise sambhal paoge... Maine uski vajah se mera maa ban ne ka sapana gavaya... Mai fir bhi chup rahi...
Ab mai rone lagi thi... Ye aap log ko kya darpan ko bhi nahi pata thi...
Mai: muje pata hai isiliye aap kabhi bahar nahi jate the. Kyonki dusra ghar pune me hi basa jo liya hai...
Mai puri bhadas ab nikal rahi thi...
Mai: waha ja ja kar chut se do bachhe nikalva liye aur meri chut ke to aaspas bhi nahi ghum rahe the. Aur aaj bhi mai in sab logo ki najro me javan hu. Maine kisi ko bhanak bhi nahi aane di ke aapka dusra parivar hai. Koi mere badan se khush hota hai to hota hai... To muje bhi khushi milne ka hak hai... Aap napunsak to nahi the kabhi bhi. Mere nangi hone par bhi aap ka uthta nahi tha matalab aap kahi air ja kar shant ho aate the... Kuch na kuch kam nikal ke bahar rahate the. Sab pata hai muje.. to mai ... Ruko aaj aap ye hangama khada kar rahe ho to mai darpan ko bhi bulati hu...
Muje rokne ki koshish ki par Maine fir bhi darpan ko bulaya...
Mai: darpan ye tera bap. Tuje pata hai ke tera saga bhai kyo nahi hai? Kyonki iske already 2 bete hai. Jo kahi bahar muh mar ke mile hai... Waha sab khushiyo se bhar diya hai... Aur yaha muje pagal bana rahe hai guilt me...
Darpan ke havbhav se lag raha tha ke use ye samaj nahi aa raha tha ke wo expression kya de. Kyonki bechare ko ye bhi to kaha malum tha ke mera aur mere pahale pati ke bich conversation kya hua hai?
Mai: maine sab kuch bata diya hai. Aaj subah tak ka sab kuch. Kuch chhupa nahi hai. Par inko inki galti ka ahsas karva rahi hu. Ye muje bol rahe hai bahar khud muh mar rahe hai uska kya? Maine aapko randi khane jate hue bhi dekha hai... Par mai fir bhi chup rahi...
Pati: wo actually...
Mai: janti hu ke galat sangat me fas gaye the. Sab kuch pata hai muje par aap 10 aurat ke sath maze kar sakte hai aur 10 mard mere se maze kare to usme itni dikkat kyo?
Sannata hi sannata tha. Darpan to wahi figure out karne me laga tha ke aakhir faisla kya hua hai aur kya karna hai? Uske chahere se ye to pata chal raha tha ke ab wo shant tha ke sthiti kabu me hai... Maine kabhi apne pati ka nam nahi bataya maine darpan ko bhi roka hai. Kyonki mai apne pati ki ijjat fir bhi karti hu. Par tHik hai chalo...
Pati: kya karna chahte ho aakhir me?
Mai: jaise chal raha hai chalne de...
Pati: par mai kaise ... Matalab inke dosto ko pata hai mere dosto ko pata hai...
Mai: aapke dosto ke liye to mai bhabhi hi hu. To bhabhi se masti to har koi karta hai to karne do. Aap bhi karo unki biwi yo se agar mauka mile to. Unko bolo ke meri biwi ki chut li hai to apne biwi ki bhi chut de... Kaise dost hai pata chal jayega aapko... Aur inke dosto ke liye bhi mai bhabhi hi hu. Par use batane ki koi jarurat hi nahi hai kisiko... Ke aapko pata chal gaya hai... Chalo mai bahar hu. Aap dono mere pati aaps me discussion kar lo aur muje bulao...
Mera bolne ka kam yaha khatam ho gaya hai. Ab sari bat darpan batayega...
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Are yar maa to mufatt hai ekdam. Wo har bat ko sidhe sidha bol deti hai. Pahale bhi mai kuch aur plan kar raha tha aur wo bol padi thi ke usne rahul se sex kiya hai. Matalab hadd hai yar... Ab maa to chali gai bahar.. muje pati ka darajja de kar. Ab mai bat kya karu papa se?
Papa: baith idhar...
Mai chup chap baith gaya... Papa bahut nervous the. Uske chahere par guilt saf dikhai de rahi thi..
Papa: dekh meri galati to hai. Bhari gambhir bhul ho gai hai mujse... Par.. kaise bat karu tujse? Mai mafi mangta hu.. har chiz ke liye...
Mai: papa bolie bina sankoch ke boliye...
Papa: nahi re ab kaunsa tera papa. Sab riste teri maa I mean teri biwi bana ke gai hai...
Papa ne maa ki strong bate aur khud ne ki hui galati ka swikar kar liya hai. Isiliye ab ye sab bolne ke alawa kuch unke pas bachata nahi hai.. par ab wo mujse akele me bate kya karna chahate hai?
Papa: dekh riste ab badal chuke hai. Meri galatiyon ko maf kar ke dost bana payega muje?
Mai: papa jo bhi hua wo aapki laparvahi ki wajah se hua. Warna ye naubat hi nahi aati thi. Maa lund... I mean wo...
Papa: ha ha bol bindas. Lund ki pyasi thi..
Mai: maine chaha ke bat meri aur rahul ke bich hi rahe par maa ko bistar par sambhalna hamare liye mushkil bhi ho raha tha aur bato se lag rhaa hai ke wo aapse badala lena chahti thi isiliye ham se bacche ki jid kar rahi thi...
Papa: ab wo umr to shayad chali hi gai hai...
Mai: aapne sach me suman me aisa nahi dekha ke jo ham sab ne dekha... Jara samajo ke wo puri rat tak chudti rahi aur karib 25 jano par bhari rahi. To jara aap socho ke aapne kya miss kiya?
Papa: actually... Chhod jo hua so hua... Karna kya hai aage. Abhi aage ka plan kya hai?
Mai: mera plan kuch bhi nahi hai. Par ab sab khula hai to ghar jayenge. Aur fir jaise suman kahegi. Mai use manuga aur unka khayal rakhunga...
Papa: bas aisa mat karna kuch bhi ke ijjat khak me mil jaye.. maine bhi Ko bhi kiya bina kisi ko hava lage kiya. Bas tu bhi khayal rakhana in sab chizo ka...
Mai: hmmm hame kal rat ke 10 lakh Mile...
Papa: kya bat kar raha hai?
Mai: suman hai hi aisi chiz...
Ab papa mere sath ghul mil gaye the... Hasne lage...
Papa: wah... Maine aisa kya miss kiya..?
Mai: to chalo ho jaye?
Papa: kya?
Mai: suman ko uske dono patiyo ka sukh sath me dete hai...
Papa: wo manegi?
Mai: kyi nahi manegi? Pahale hamari biwi hai fir randi hai...
Papa: to bula le...
Aur fir maine maa ko bulaya andar...
Mai: suman randi tera pahala pati dekhna chahte hai ke tere me kya dam hai... To chal kapde utar to ham dono tere badan ko masala na chahte hai...
Maa ne papa ke samne dekha aur papa ne palak jhapakate ha Boli...
Maa: to kapade aap ko utarna hai ya mai utaru?
Mai: are meri rani aa jaana mari baho me?
Maine blouse me hath dal kar hi use mere pas bulaya aur fir papa ko sop ke bola..
Mai: jara aap bhi dekho.. kitna ubhar aaya hai mammo me...
Papa: football jaise bana diya hai sab ne... Suman I am really sorry... Mai prayashchit ke taur par aaj tere aur darpan ke relationship ko accept karta hu...
Aur fir maa bete aur bap ke bich ka ek pyara sa romance shuru hota hai..
Papa: tu ek sath do do le leti hai?
Maa: tin. Aur gand me bhi tin...
Papa: maine kabhi do do nahi kiya ek sath..
Maa: ha to aaj to 2 2 hi hoga ... Dono ek sath chut me bhi dalna. Dono ek sath gand me bhi dalana aur dono ek ek Hole me bhi bari bari se dalte rahana...
Papa: tuje dard nahi hota?
Mai: dekho aurat ke dard ki chinta chudai ke time par mat kiya karo.. use hone do jo hota hai..
Maa: yahi aao bhul rahe the. Mai aapki biwi hone ke bavjud aap ne kabhi muje istemal nahi kiya mujse sirf sex kiya. Aur fir.. chhodo wo bato ko yad nahi karte hai... Aapko jo randiyo se mil raha hai wo mujse bhi Milega. Mai bhi randi hu... 10 lakh kamaye hai sirf ek rat me...
Bato bato me kab ham nange ho gaye aur na jane kab maa ko dono chhedo me dono patiyo ne mil kar dhurandhar chudai ki. Muh chut aur gand ka fir se baja baja diya.. aur aakhir ham dono ek ghante ke bad shant hue...
Papa: hmmm aisa maza suman se kabhi nahi aaya.. achha hua darpan tu iska pati bana. IsKo sambhalna bahot mushkil hai re bistar par.. sali maine galati kar di... Par thik hai tu apne maze kar mai apne...
Aur fir ham tino hasane lage... To dosto ye hai hamare safar ka pahala ant... Ab ke bad jab naya daur shuru hoga to kuch alag hi bato se aur alag hi duniya se shuru hoga...
Sath banane ke liye dhanyvad