08-01-2019, 01:25 PM
Part 66
Ab aage....
Ham tino 10 km dur maa ka sauda kar ne maa ko sath me le kar nikle... Dharam aage baith gaya aur ham maa bete piche baithe... Sab log ki nazre yahi maa ke upr thi... Jitne log dekh rahe the...
Mai: suman thoda seductive hona mangata ha?
Maa: ha aap wo tension mat lo. Bolo aur ye dhila kar du?
Maa ne rassiyo wala apna top ko thoda aur dhila kiya...
Mai: are baba itna bhi nahi. Hame muft me nahi chudwana. Hame paise lekar tuje sopna hai...
Maa: ha to paise ka vyavhar to aap dekh lena. Muje kya.
Mai: dharam kah raha tha ke waha 30 35 jan honge...
Maa: ha to kya?
Mai: sambhal legi sabako?
Maa: aapke liye kuch bhi...
Mai: tere badan se paise milenge bahot sare... Aur tuje bhi to lundo ki bhukh hai...
Maa: muje to itna pata hai ke jab muj par log chadte hai na to aisa hota hai ke muj me koi bat hai jo aur koi me nahi hai. Tabhi sab chhod chhad kar mujse apne bistar garam karvate hai. Lagata hai mai devi hu aur sab mujse aashirvad pane ke liye kuch bhi karte hai. Muje garv hota hai apne aap par jab mere bistar par aaya hua mard sukun pa kar jata hai.
Mai ye sab sun raha tha. Lagata hai maa ko ab adhuri ichha ye puri karne ka achha mauka mil raha tha uska wo fayada utha rahi thi. Use lund kafi salo tak nahi mila hona chahie tab hi lund lund karne se ya chudne se thakati nahi. Khair mai aur dharam to maa ki bato par hasane lage... Bato hi bato me ham log pahunche hotel par. Jo hotel ka koi nam dikh nahi raha tha. Pahadiyon par dur dur ye resort tha. Dekh kar muje thoda ajib to laga par thik hai chalo dekhte hai kya hai...
Mai: bhai dharam ja to sahi yaha itna sannata hai aur nam kyo nahi board par..? Ye hotel hi hai na?
Dharam: are sir yaha ye koi nam nahi rakhata jaha ye sab dhandha karna ho to. Kya hota hai? Dikhave ke liye yaha kuch nahi chal raha. Ye private property hai mere dost ki. Room bhi 15 hi rakhe hai. Bas bich me swimming pool bana diya hai aur daru ka intezam kar ke log maze karte hai. Unki kuch kuch company ke CEO ke sath pahachan hai. To wahi log yaha trip marne aate hai apne ya to clients ko le kar ya to team ko le kar. Dekhte hai abhi kya hai yaha... Wo bola to tha ke 30 35 jan hai aur ek randi chahie...
Mai: ja dekh kar bat kar...
Dharam: are aap aao sath me kuch problem nahi hai... Aao aao...
To ham bhi dono piche piche unke chalne lage... Waha andar gaye to uska dost hi hoga shayad...
Dharam: hi
Manager: oye dharam tu? Kya bat hai. Hi ke bachhe....
Aur bol ne hi ja raha tha ke unka dhyan meri maa par pada... Aur dhime se bola
Manager: by the way ye maal le kar tu aaya hai ya kuch aur?
Dharam: nahi nahi mai ye mal le kar aaya hu... Tu bola tha ke yaha aaj party hai aur kuch 30 35 jan aane wale hai... Pahale mil le inse ye hai suman aur ye hai unka malik darpan... Aur ye hai mera dost aur ye hotel ka malik rajan. Aur pyar se ham unko gabbar bulate hai kyonki...
Hamne greet kiya. Maa ne bhi thoda sexy sa smile de kar maza karvaya...
Rajan: are sab abhi ke abhi bat ko ujagar kar doge. Ye hotel nahi hai maine bola tha tumhe. Tum sab ko kya...
Dharam: are ye sab log ghar ke log hai tension mat le.
Rajan: yaha randi randi kar ke ek ne chhapa padava diya tha.
Dharam: par tu gabbar hai mere sher...
Rajan thoda ukhad sa gaya... Use ek bar ka anubhav bura hua tha. Par use ye kaun bataye ke sala thoda sa dar ham log rahe hai... Par muje ye sab janna tha ke ye sab mamala kya hai. Kyonki agar hame to ye sab to pata hona chahie.
Mai: gabbar bhai... Sorry rajan bhai. Pahale to ye bata du ke aap ko tension mat lo. Ham log koi security officer volice vale nahi hai. Agar security officer aai to sabase pahale ham bhag jayenge....
Ab bat yaha sab mix ho gai yaha par kyonki wo dar raha tha ham se. Ham dar rahe the security officer se. Puri bat ek hi jan janta tha aur wo tha dharam. Aur maine sab shant karte hue dharam se kaha...
Mai: dharam tu ham sab ka intro karva de. Achche se aur fir bat clear ho jayegi. Kyonki tumhe hi sab pata hai...
Aur fir dharam ne puri bat ko apane par le kar share karna shuru kiya...
Dharam: pahale mai in logo ko ke bare me bata deta hu... Suman aur darpan... Ye log delhi airport par mile yadav ko.
Rajan: wo apna driver?
Dharam: ha wahi. Wahi in dono ke le kar aaya. Ye suman madam randi banne aaye hai aur ye unka malik hai darpan sir. Ab ye dono me kya connection hai wo muje nahi pata... Aur na hi ye kuch bol rahe hai. Par tere matalab ki bat kar du to. Yadav delhi se dehradun inko chodte chodte le kar aaya hai. Puri rat bich raste me inko choda hai... Aur badale me muft savari yaha tak ki
Rajan ke bhavve upar ho uthe the... Wo hame thode alag bhav me hame dekh raha tha...
Dharam: fir wo yaha meri hotel me le kar aaya. Aur hotel me king size ka bada room jo hai na mera unke badale wahi king size bad par aaram se in madam ko subah subah choda. Gand mari...
Rajan: chutya samaja hai ka ke koi bhi mila aur kuch bhi?
Dharam: are bat ko samajo... Mai sach bol raha hu...
Rajan: aise kaise bas kuch bhi. Mahotarma ke samne gali bol sakate ho matalb ye nahi ke kuch bhi bolo... Story sunane ka time hai ka ye?
Dharam: bhai tu man ja. Kahani to muje bhi to nahi pata ke ho kya raha hai. Par ye genuine log hai..
Rajan: tuje nahi pata kya? Ke security officer wale bhi randiya hire karte hai aur hamare pas bhej dete hai. Bistar garam kar diya matalab inpe bharosa kaise kare?
Maine ab puri bat samaj li. Inka dar lazami tha. Jaise ham dar rahe the aur hamara dar nikal gaya jab hame ab ye puri bat samaj me aa gai...
Mai: rajan bhai. Ye batao ke ham kya kare jo aapko bharosa aaye?
Rajan: bhai muje kuch nahi pata. Maine ye sab chhod diya hai..
Dharam: tu to bol raha tha ke randi chahie 30 35 log hai...
Rajan: are wo kushal bhi yahi bol raha tha... Bhai maine ye bola tha ke 30 35 log aa rahe hai aur use randi chahie par maine ye sab chhod diya hai... Ye line kisi ne nahi suni. Kya kya le kar ja rahe ho aap log...
Dharam: are bhai hame thodi pata ke tune ye sab chhod diya hai?
Mai: rajan bhai muje ye batao ke aapko bharosa kaise dilaye?
Rajan: bhai kyo piche pade ho?
Mai: to inhone choda wo fokat thodi tha? Yadav ne bhi to choda.
Rajan: ha to itni hi chul hai to aa mai bhi chod deta hu. Unme kya? Hotel aata hu maze karta hu aur chale jana... Mai yaha meri property me kuch nahi karne wala...
Chalo ab yaha kuch bhi fayada nahi hone wala ye tay ho gaya. Mere dimag me 1 lakh rupye ab 1 rupye barabar ho gaye... Mera dil chur chur ho gaya. Ye line itni easy nahi hai. Bahot ummid le ksr aaya tha aur dil tut gaya... Sab apni apni jagah sahi the. Rasta ab nikalna mushkil tha.
Mai: chalo bhai yaha time khoti karne se achcha hai ke pub me hi chale jate hai wahi koi customer mil jayega...
Mai to ye achanak aise hi bol pada tha.. par ye statement kam kar gaya... Use maine achanak bola statement par gaur kiya...
Rajan: bhai itna bhi kya hai aapko ke idhar nahi to udhar?
Mai: bhai dhandha karne nikle hai. Yahi pade rahenge to thodi hoga dhandha?
Rajan: to pub me jaoge to khulle aam mil jayega koi customer?
Mai: ha try to kar sakate hai.
Rajan: yaha ghane andhere me bhi meri fati ja rahi hai aur udhar sab logo ke samane sab ready ho jaynge?
Maa ne ab apna daav lagaya...
Maa: dekho... Yaha aapki gand fat rahi hai waha koi to hoga mard jo mere sode ke liye taiyar hoga...
Hahahahahaha bat ab mardangi par aa gai hai... Mai ye statement par maa ke mamme bhich dena chahata tha par maine control kiya...
Rajan: madam mardangi ki bat nahi hai... Chalo kya dam logi aap?
Maa: wo to ye malik jo decide kare...
Mai: jo bhi hoga 10% aapka
Rajan: muje commission me aaj tak 5% bhi logo ne diya nahi. Aap 10 bol rahe ho matalb aap naye khiladi ho..
Mai: ha bilkul hai bhai... Aur ab tu hi bata ke iska dam kya rakhna hai?
Rajan: aapne to kuch socha hoga na?
Mai: hamne to 1 lakh socha tha...
Rajan: hahahahahaha.. ab muje dar nahi hai...
Dharam: tu bola tha ke 80000 budget hai...
Rajan: bhai maine to bola na ke ek hi statement bola tha. Baki ki kahani sab logo ne bana di hai...
Sala sab log chutiya hai aaj pata chala.. hahahahahaha mai bhi...
Rajan: bhai log normal randiya hogi jo 500 1000 me bikti hai. Ye muje achchi dikh rahi hai. 5000 ek ghante ke hisab se ek shot ka charge laga kar... Kul milake 35 including boss to puri rat matalb 8 ghante ke hisab se...
Wo kuch bhi man me hi man me bole ja raha tha ke kya hisab laga raha tha muje to samaj nahi aa raha tha... Par fir wo bola...
Rajan: minimum 5lakh mangana hoga.
Mai: kya? 5 lakh kaise koi dega?
Rajan: bhai 35 log 8 ghante multiple time chudai karte rahenge. Ek ek banda bhi chadega to paintisva banda jab mal nikal ke bistar se utrega pahala taiyar baitha hoga.. aur sir 8 ghante hai matalb log multiple penetration bhi karenge... Ek Minute...
Mai: ha. Ha. Tension mat lo. Ye triple penetration bhi karti hai badi aasani se...
Rajan: ha fir to thik hai. Warna ye sab ka koi fayada hi nahi... 5lakh... Wo aap sab chhod do ke kya karna hai kaise karna hai... Par abhi tak wo log aaye nahi hai... 6 baje aane ka plan tha ye 8 baje aur wo log 10 baje aayenge...
Mai: phone par bat to kar lo...
Rajan: bhai.. thik hai chalo. Par ye sab bate phone par nahi karni chahie..
Mai: to tumhe kaise pata chala?
Rajan: unhone bola ke khas tota chahie ham 35 jan hai. Mai bola sir nahi hoga is bar... Bas itna hi..
Panjabi me tota matalb mal ho hai. Matalab samne wala shayad punjabi tha. Khair ab dekhte hai ke kya karna hai... Mai ab back seat par baith gaya sab sun dekh raha tha. Ye learning lena bhi jaruri tha mere liye ta ke next time muje is rajan jaise logo ki jarurat na pade...
Ab aage....
Ham tino 10 km dur maa ka sauda kar ne maa ko sath me le kar nikle... Dharam aage baith gaya aur ham maa bete piche baithe... Sab log ki nazre yahi maa ke upr thi... Jitne log dekh rahe the...
Mai: suman thoda seductive hona mangata ha?
Maa: ha aap wo tension mat lo. Bolo aur ye dhila kar du?
Maa ne rassiyo wala apna top ko thoda aur dhila kiya...
Mai: are baba itna bhi nahi. Hame muft me nahi chudwana. Hame paise lekar tuje sopna hai...
Maa: ha to paise ka vyavhar to aap dekh lena. Muje kya.
Mai: dharam kah raha tha ke waha 30 35 jan honge...
Maa: ha to kya?
Mai: sambhal legi sabako?
Maa: aapke liye kuch bhi...
Mai: tere badan se paise milenge bahot sare... Aur tuje bhi to lundo ki bhukh hai...
Maa: muje to itna pata hai ke jab muj par log chadte hai na to aisa hota hai ke muj me koi bat hai jo aur koi me nahi hai. Tabhi sab chhod chhad kar mujse apne bistar garam karvate hai. Lagata hai mai devi hu aur sab mujse aashirvad pane ke liye kuch bhi karte hai. Muje garv hota hai apne aap par jab mere bistar par aaya hua mard sukun pa kar jata hai.
Mai ye sab sun raha tha. Lagata hai maa ko ab adhuri ichha ye puri karne ka achha mauka mil raha tha uska wo fayada utha rahi thi. Use lund kafi salo tak nahi mila hona chahie tab hi lund lund karne se ya chudne se thakati nahi. Khair mai aur dharam to maa ki bato par hasane lage... Bato hi bato me ham log pahunche hotel par. Jo hotel ka koi nam dikh nahi raha tha. Pahadiyon par dur dur ye resort tha. Dekh kar muje thoda ajib to laga par thik hai chalo dekhte hai kya hai...
Mai: bhai dharam ja to sahi yaha itna sannata hai aur nam kyo nahi board par..? Ye hotel hi hai na?
Dharam: are sir yaha ye koi nam nahi rakhata jaha ye sab dhandha karna ho to. Kya hota hai? Dikhave ke liye yaha kuch nahi chal raha. Ye private property hai mere dost ki. Room bhi 15 hi rakhe hai. Bas bich me swimming pool bana diya hai aur daru ka intezam kar ke log maze karte hai. Unki kuch kuch company ke CEO ke sath pahachan hai. To wahi log yaha trip marne aate hai apne ya to clients ko le kar ya to team ko le kar. Dekhte hai abhi kya hai yaha... Wo bola to tha ke 30 35 jan hai aur ek randi chahie...
Mai: ja dekh kar bat kar...
Dharam: are aap aao sath me kuch problem nahi hai... Aao aao...
To ham bhi dono piche piche unke chalne lage... Waha andar gaye to uska dost hi hoga shayad...
Dharam: hi
Manager: oye dharam tu? Kya bat hai. Hi ke bachhe....
Aur bol ne hi ja raha tha ke unka dhyan meri maa par pada... Aur dhime se bola
Manager: by the way ye maal le kar tu aaya hai ya kuch aur?
Dharam: nahi nahi mai ye mal le kar aaya hu... Tu bola tha ke yaha aaj party hai aur kuch 30 35 jan aane wale hai... Pahale mil le inse ye hai suman aur ye hai unka malik darpan... Aur ye hai mera dost aur ye hotel ka malik rajan. Aur pyar se ham unko gabbar bulate hai kyonki...
Hamne greet kiya. Maa ne bhi thoda sexy sa smile de kar maza karvaya...
Rajan: are sab abhi ke abhi bat ko ujagar kar doge. Ye hotel nahi hai maine bola tha tumhe. Tum sab ko kya...
Dharam: are ye sab log ghar ke log hai tension mat le.
Rajan: yaha randi randi kar ke ek ne chhapa padava diya tha.
Dharam: par tu gabbar hai mere sher...
Rajan thoda ukhad sa gaya... Use ek bar ka anubhav bura hua tha. Par use ye kaun bataye ke sala thoda sa dar ham log rahe hai... Par muje ye sab janna tha ke ye sab mamala kya hai. Kyonki agar hame to ye sab to pata hona chahie.
Mai: gabbar bhai... Sorry rajan bhai. Pahale to ye bata du ke aap ko tension mat lo. Ham log koi security officer volice vale nahi hai. Agar security officer aai to sabase pahale ham bhag jayenge....
Ab bat yaha sab mix ho gai yaha par kyonki wo dar raha tha ham se. Ham dar rahe the security officer se. Puri bat ek hi jan janta tha aur wo tha dharam. Aur maine sab shant karte hue dharam se kaha...
Mai: dharam tu ham sab ka intro karva de. Achche se aur fir bat clear ho jayegi. Kyonki tumhe hi sab pata hai...
Aur fir dharam ne puri bat ko apane par le kar share karna shuru kiya...
Dharam: pahale mai in logo ko ke bare me bata deta hu... Suman aur darpan... Ye log delhi airport par mile yadav ko.
Rajan: wo apna driver?
Dharam: ha wahi. Wahi in dono ke le kar aaya. Ye suman madam randi banne aaye hai aur ye unka malik hai darpan sir. Ab ye dono me kya connection hai wo muje nahi pata... Aur na hi ye kuch bol rahe hai. Par tere matalab ki bat kar du to. Yadav delhi se dehradun inko chodte chodte le kar aaya hai. Puri rat bich raste me inko choda hai... Aur badale me muft savari yaha tak ki
Rajan ke bhavve upar ho uthe the... Wo hame thode alag bhav me hame dekh raha tha...
Dharam: fir wo yaha meri hotel me le kar aaya. Aur hotel me king size ka bada room jo hai na mera unke badale wahi king size bad par aaram se in madam ko subah subah choda. Gand mari...
Rajan: chutya samaja hai ka ke koi bhi mila aur kuch bhi?
Dharam: are bat ko samajo... Mai sach bol raha hu...
Rajan: aise kaise bas kuch bhi. Mahotarma ke samne gali bol sakate ho matalb ye nahi ke kuch bhi bolo... Story sunane ka time hai ka ye?
Dharam: bhai tu man ja. Kahani to muje bhi to nahi pata ke ho kya raha hai. Par ye genuine log hai..
Rajan: tuje nahi pata kya? Ke security officer wale bhi randiya hire karte hai aur hamare pas bhej dete hai. Bistar garam kar diya matalab inpe bharosa kaise kare?
Maine ab puri bat samaj li. Inka dar lazami tha. Jaise ham dar rahe the aur hamara dar nikal gaya jab hame ab ye puri bat samaj me aa gai...
Mai: rajan bhai. Ye batao ke ham kya kare jo aapko bharosa aaye?
Rajan: bhai muje kuch nahi pata. Maine ye sab chhod diya hai..
Dharam: tu to bol raha tha ke randi chahie 30 35 log hai...
Rajan: are wo kushal bhi yahi bol raha tha... Bhai maine ye bola tha ke 30 35 log aa rahe hai aur use randi chahie par maine ye sab chhod diya hai... Ye line kisi ne nahi suni. Kya kya le kar ja rahe ho aap log...
Dharam: are bhai hame thodi pata ke tune ye sab chhod diya hai?
Mai: rajan bhai muje ye batao ke aapko bharosa kaise dilaye?
Rajan: bhai kyo piche pade ho?
Mai: to inhone choda wo fokat thodi tha? Yadav ne bhi to choda.
Rajan: ha to itni hi chul hai to aa mai bhi chod deta hu. Unme kya? Hotel aata hu maze karta hu aur chale jana... Mai yaha meri property me kuch nahi karne wala...
Chalo ab yaha kuch bhi fayada nahi hone wala ye tay ho gaya. Mere dimag me 1 lakh rupye ab 1 rupye barabar ho gaye... Mera dil chur chur ho gaya. Ye line itni easy nahi hai. Bahot ummid le ksr aaya tha aur dil tut gaya... Sab apni apni jagah sahi the. Rasta ab nikalna mushkil tha.
Mai: chalo bhai yaha time khoti karne se achcha hai ke pub me hi chale jate hai wahi koi customer mil jayega...
Mai to ye achanak aise hi bol pada tha.. par ye statement kam kar gaya... Use maine achanak bola statement par gaur kiya...
Rajan: bhai itna bhi kya hai aapko ke idhar nahi to udhar?
Mai: bhai dhandha karne nikle hai. Yahi pade rahenge to thodi hoga dhandha?
Rajan: to pub me jaoge to khulle aam mil jayega koi customer?
Mai: ha try to kar sakate hai.
Rajan: yaha ghane andhere me bhi meri fati ja rahi hai aur udhar sab logo ke samane sab ready ho jaynge?
Maa ne ab apna daav lagaya...
Maa: dekho... Yaha aapki gand fat rahi hai waha koi to hoga mard jo mere sode ke liye taiyar hoga...
Hahahahahaha bat ab mardangi par aa gai hai... Mai ye statement par maa ke mamme bhich dena chahata tha par maine control kiya...
Rajan: madam mardangi ki bat nahi hai... Chalo kya dam logi aap?
Maa: wo to ye malik jo decide kare...
Mai: jo bhi hoga 10% aapka
Rajan: muje commission me aaj tak 5% bhi logo ne diya nahi. Aap 10 bol rahe ho matalb aap naye khiladi ho..
Mai: ha bilkul hai bhai... Aur ab tu hi bata ke iska dam kya rakhna hai?
Rajan: aapne to kuch socha hoga na?
Mai: hamne to 1 lakh socha tha...
Rajan: hahahahahaha.. ab muje dar nahi hai...
Dharam: tu bola tha ke 80000 budget hai...
Rajan: bhai maine to bola na ke ek hi statement bola tha. Baki ki kahani sab logo ne bana di hai...
Sala sab log chutiya hai aaj pata chala.. hahahahahaha mai bhi...
Rajan: bhai log normal randiya hogi jo 500 1000 me bikti hai. Ye muje achchi dikh rahi hai. 5000 ek ghante ke hisab se ek shot ka charge laga kar... Kul milake 35 including boss to puri rat matalb 8 ghante ke hisab se...
Wo kuch bhi man me hi man me bole ja raha tha ke kya hisab laga raha tha muje to samaj nahi aa raha tha... Par fir wo bola...
Rajan: minimum 5lakh mangana hoga.
Mai: kya? 5 lakh kaise koi dega?
Rajan: bhai 35 log 8 ghante multiple time chudai karte rahenge. Ek ek banda bhi chadega to paintisva banda jab mal nikal ke bistar se utrega pahala taiyar baitha hoga.. aur sir 8 ghante hai matalb log multiple penetration bhi karenge... Ek Minute...
Mai: ha. Ha. Tension mat lo. Ye triple penetration bhi karti hai badi aasani se...
Rajan: ha fir to thik hai. Warna ye sab ka koi fayada hi nahi... 5lakh... Wo aap sab chhod do ke kya karna hai kaise karna hai... Par abhi tak wo log aaye nahi hai... 6 baje aane ka plan tha ye 8 baje aur wo log 10 baje aayenge...
Mai: phone par bat to kar lo...
Rajan: bhai.. thik hai chalo. Par ye sab bate phone par nahi karni chahie..
Mai: to tumhe kaise pata chala?
Rajan: unhone bola ke khas tota chahie ham 35 jan hai. Mai bola sir nahi hoga is bar... Bas itna hi..
Panjabi me tota matalb mal ho hai. Matalab samne wala shayad punjabi tha. Khair ab dekhte hai ke kya karna hai... Mai ab back seat par baith gaya sab sun dekh raha tha. Ye learning lena bhi jaruri tha mere liye ta ke next time muje is rajan jaise logo ki jarurat na pade...
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