Adultery Maa ka khayal

[Takecare]

Part 65
Ab aage...
Ab ham log ka dhyan wo discussion par tha ke maa ke liye ham log customer ko kya bol ke beche. Ta ke ham log maa ko lekar fas na jaye...
Mai: dharam dekh ye jiga bhai to 2000 me maza kar ke gaya... Tuje nahi pata tha ke ye sab bhi ho sakata hai?
 Dharam: are sir mai thodi ye dhanda karta hu. Mere pas to jo bhi aata hai use mai apne ek dost jo ye sab karta hai unka number de deta hu wahi log dekh lete hai bad me. Muje kuch nahi pata. Mere liye to ye pura khel pahali bar ka hai...
 Mai: hmmm
Sala ham log dhanda kar ne nikle the par ham log ko dhandha kaise karna hai ye nahi pata tha. Par kahi se shuruat to karni hi thi.. par ham log apne rule banayenge to fir ham log dhandha kaise kar payenge ye bhi ek sawal tha. Aur kisi ke pas agar gaye to fir kuch bada dhamaka ho jaye aur kahi mere bap tak ye bat n pahunch jaye... Par maza to aa hi raha tha. Maa ko bhi to.... Mai ye sab soch hi raha tha ke maa taiyar ho kar bahar aai...
Mai to hairan ho kar dekh raha tha aur khush tha ke maa dhire dhire jyada se jyada bold hoti ja rahi thi... Dhagon se bandhe kapade. Koi bhi dhaga tuta to maa ka upar ka hissa nanga ho jayega. Usme koi do rah nahi hai...
Mai: wah suman you look stunning...
 Maa: huh muje laga ke bolega ke pakki randi lag rahi hai...
 Mai: randi to tu lag hi rahi hai meri jan but ab hame aur khayal rakh kar kadam uthane padenge. Jiga bhai ne achhe se maze liye tere mamme aur muh ke.
 Maa: ha sale ne mamme bahot masale par muh chodne ka anubhav nahi tha. Muh me maza aane ke bajaye dukhne laga muje to...
 Dharam: sir ye batao pahale ke aap dono ka rishta kya hai?
 Mai: bhai tu aam khana paid kyo khojna hai tuje?
 Dharam: are mai to bas.. muje samaj nahi aa raha hai... 
 Maa: tune muje chud liya bad me puchta hai?
 Dharam: tune muje viry andar kaha dalne diya. Mai abhi bhi naraz hu.
 Maa: are meri jan. Mai pregnent ho gai to?
 Dharam: to har ek se chudna kyo hai? Aur randiyo ko davai to leni padegi na. Customer to kuch bhi karega. Use kaise mana karoge?
 Maa: ha to mil kar tay karte hai na ke kya kya kaise karna hai...
 Dharam: par agar ham use batayenge ke itna karna hai. To ek bar chadega aap par to utrega apni manva kar hi. Aur chodte chodte agar condom nahi pahana aur viry nikal bhi dega to kuch kar nahi paoge aap...
 Mai: bat dharam ki muje sahi lag rahi hai. Hame actually me kuch idea hi nahi hai ke randi kaise kam karti hai bazar me. Ya to fir jo bhi rate decide karo uske bad tu uske bistar par aur wo tera us time ka malik. Ha ham log time decide to kar hi sakate hai ghante ke hisab se. Like 1 ghanta 2000 rupaye.. 2 ghanta 5000 rupaye...
 Dharam: ye thik rahega ke ghante se hisab lagaye. Par fir bhi ek problem rahega. Wo fir ek ghante me kuch bhi kar sakata hai...
 Mai: ha to randiyo ke pas log jate hi isliye hai ke wo kuch bhi kar sake...
Ham tino hasane lage. Bat hasane wali thi kyonki ab hi achhi tarah se sab shuru hone wala hai. Abhi tak to jo bhi ho raha tha wo sirf maze me ja raha tha. Apr ab ye dhanda karne ja rahe the ham... Ye sab discussion me n jane kab sham ho gai aur ham log ne socha ke koi pub jate ham log ko waha se customer milta hai to thik warna ham hi chod ke so jayenge... Maa ne upar to bhari kahar macha rakha tha apne mammo ka. Ke koi bhi pighal jaye. Waise hi maa hamare sath aai aur ham log room par pahunche.... Kabir uncle abhi bhi so hi rahe the. Aur use sone dena hi hamane munasib samaja... Par thodi hilchal me aavaz ke karan wo jag gai...
Kabir: kya hua?
 Mai: kya kya hua?
 Kabir: kar kya rahe ho aap dono?
 Mai: maze
 Kabir: mai kab se pyasa baitha hu jara bhi meri fikr hai?
 Maa: are baba sab intezam karne me lage the. Dekho ye 2000 kamaye maine...
 Kabir: muje kab chance milega suman?
 Maa: dekho aaj rat koi customer nahi milega to pakka mai aap ke sath soungi ..
 Mai: to mai?
 Maa: ha aapko condom seudghatan karna hai ... Dekhte hai chalo pahale customer milne do... Us oar sab tay hoga... 
 Kabir: itna saj dhaj ke abhi kaha ja rahe ho. 
 Mai: ham ja rahe hai pub. Waha kuch customer mil jayenge to thik hai wahi inka sauda kar denge.
 Kabir: kaise karoge? Hi I am randi want to have some sex? Aise direct puchhoge?
 Mai: nahi abhi kuch nahi socha. Yaha ka ek pub hai jaha dharam ka dost baithta hai... Wahi ja rahe hai...
 Kabir: aisa nahi lagata ke ham log dharam par kuch jyada hi bhrosa kar rahe hai?
 Maa: hmmm
 Kabir: tune to use suman par bhi chadha diya. 
 Mai: aap log ye bhul rahe ho ke ham ne ye king size kamara suman ke badale liya hai. Yaha baithe muft ki rotiya tod rahe hai ye sab suman ke badan ke badale mil raha hai... Aur ek bat.. aurat khuch bistar par so na chahti ho to fir aurat kaun se bhi area me ho kya farak padata hai?
 Kabir: hmmm thik hai... Teri bat mai bhi dam to hai... 
Aur itne me wapas papa ka phone aaya...
Mai: ha papa bolie...
 Papa: beta kya chal raha hai sab thik?
 Mai: ha papa bas sab badhiya. Aap batao..
 Papa: bad kuch nahi mai ja raha tha office ke silsile me Pondicherry. teri maa ko to dena
 Mai: maa ye lo
Maa meri aur surprised hoke dekhi mere muh se maa ka nam sun kar...
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 Maa: ha bolo
 Papa: bas kuch nahi sab badhiya? Yad aa rahi thi par ab mai bhi kam ke silsile me Pondicherry. To mai waha kuch 15 din ruk na hoga. To tum chaho to trip extend kar sakati ho. Jaisi tumhari marzi...
 Maa: mai thi ghar tab tak to kabhi itni yad nahi aai meri aur aaj...
 Papa: chal koi nahi muje jana late ho raha hai. Aur ha suno 2 min pahale hi darpan ke friends ka phone aaya tha. Wo hai na rahul jo ghar aata jata rahata hai... Maine unko bataya hai ke aap log aa gaye ho aur dehradun ho...
 Maa: oh okay...
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 Fir maa ne aadi tedi bate karne ke bad phone kat diya...
Maa: darpan ek chhoti si problem agar mano to...
 Mai: kya hua...
 Maa: rahul aur palatan ko pata lag chuka hai ke aap aur mai yaha hai...
 Mai: to? Bhale aate? Mere dost hai wo... Aur fir rahul ke karan aaj ham pati patni bane hai...
 Maa: aap to muje maa bol rahe the hahahahahaha.
 Mai: madarchod wo bat hi alag thi. Thik hai. Ab tuje problem kya lagata hai?
 Maa: aap gali dekar bulate hai to bahot achha lagata hai. Lagata hai ke jaise apna koi bulata hai. Bas aisi hi bulate rahe... Aur ha aapko koi problem nahi hai par fir wo sab log chut chut karte rahenge. Aapka plan kuch alag hai yaha muje randi banane ka aur wo log fir ye sab ko kis tarah se lenge. Aur ham aa gaye hai to use bataya bhi nahi hai to fir... Sab thoda problem to karega. Nahi karega?
 Mai: hmmm aane do unka phone mai phone hi nahi karata. Dekhte hai kya karate hai wo log... Waise wo tuje chode to muje koi aitraaz nahi hai jab tak tuje nahi hai...
 Maa: dekho. Mai aapki gulam hu. Aapka man karta hai tab tak mai aap bologe wohi karungi...
 Mai: chal bhenchod ek kiss to de hi de is nam par...
Aur fir maine aur maa ne ek mast dhamakedar chumban kiya... 
Mai: wada akr suman ke jab bhi bolunga mere liye apne pair khol degi. Jiske bhi sath sauda karu kuch nahi bolegi...
 Maa: wada hai mera...
Ab hamara next plan tha pub me jana. Par usse pahale maa ka rate taiyar karna...
Mai: dharam tu kya rate par deta hai?
 Dharam: wo sab depend karta hai kaunsa mal chahie...
 Mai: kaunsa matalab?
 Dharam: kaunsa matalab kitne shot... One shot 2 shot multiple shots... Ya fir ghante ke hisab se... Fir college student chahiye matalb ke young. Ya married housewife jaise ki ye aur fir in call ya out call matalb ise udhar bhejna hai ya use yaha bulana hai... Kisi kisi ko chubby chahie to wo ya patali. Koi demand le kar aata hai ke use virgin chahie... To uska intezam hota hai agar ho paye to aur gand marni hai ya nahi muh me le kar viry pi kar shant karegi ya... Bahot sare type hote hai. Wo khud bolte hai uske hisab se mal ready hota hai bhej dete hai. Double ya triple penetrate karne ke liye bahot se log aate hai par uske liye jyadatar hamari randiya taiyar nahi hoti...
 Mai: ye karegi double ya triple...
 Dharam: sir mera matalab hai ganbang. 
 Mai: ha ye gangbang bahot hi aasani se kar leti hai. 
 Dharam: par sir yaha log puri rat ke liye le kar jate hai aur idhar 10 12 jan hi aate hai ta ke sab ko sasta pade. College group ya fir office party. Us waqt to 30 35 jan ka group aata hai. Soch lo.. aur suman madam ko to pucho
 Suman: ye jo bole wo final. Office tour vala milta hai to usme paise aur maze dono jyada milenge. Kya rate hota hai uska?
 Dharam: lagata hai madam pur josh me hai... Uska to ham 50000 kam se kam bolte hai. Par aapka 1lakh bolenge kyonki 35 jan hai...
 Mai: hai matalab?
 Dharam: ek group aaya hai idhar se 10km ke duri par ek hotel me aur wo log ne randi mangi hai... Wo log ka budget karib 80000 hai. Par ham log 100000 rakhenge. Ho jaye deal to thik...
 Mai: 80000 to hi manenge jo muje waha hajir rahane de. Warna deal cancel...
 Dharam: muje bhi rahana hai sir...
 Mai: ha matalab hamare logo ke samne ho to thik warna 100000
 Dharam: ha to mai phone laga kar bat kar deta hu ke ek housewife randi mili hai. Aur use bolte hai ke sab karne ke liye ready hai par 1lakh bol rahi hai. 
 Mai: chalna udhar hi jate hai... Aur wahi bat karte hai...
Aur ham tino gadi me baith kar jane ke liye taiyar hue aur nikal gaye... Kabir aur driver ko hamane sath nahi liya. Hamane tin log ne hi jane ka tay kar ke nikal gaye...