Adultery Maa ka khayal

[Takecare]

Part 60

Ab aage...

Hame to maa ke sath mazak karne ka mauka mil gaya tha. Maa ko condom ka gyan nahi tha ye pata chal gaya tha. Mardo ko koi gyan aisa nahi he jo college me na mila ho...

Mai: maa wo kadak hota hai aur thoda chubhta bhi hai...
Maa: to fir maza kaheka?
Mai: are wo to mard ko maza aata hai. Aurat ko maza mile ke na mile. Tu to randi hi hai na? To tuje maza aaye na aaye kya farak padata hai?
Maa: are to fir... Maine to advertisement me kuch alag hi suna hai. Meri saheliyon ke bhi experience muje mile hai. Condom me se sex me maza nahi aata aisa nahi hota.

Ab maa ko market me le jana mera dimag kam karne laga. Ab kya isi kapadon me maa bahar aayegi?

Mai: are to ek kam karte hai condom le kar aate hai aur tere sath sex karke dekh lete hai. Customer ke pas jane se pahale tuje bhi experience mil jayega...
Maa: ha thik hai ye sahi hai. Koi lao condom pahan ke aa jao. Par ham khane ke bad kare? Muje nind bhi chahie aur bhukh bhi lagi hai...

Maine aankh mari dharam ke samne. Dharam samaj gaya...

Mai: dharam condom hai kya?
Dharam: nahi sir bahar lene jana padega.
Maa: achcha chalo thik hua ab muje nind bhi aa rahi hai. Aur khane ka kuch karo please...

Maine mauka hath me le liya...

Mai: suman condom to lene jana padega.
Maa: ha to lekar aao
Mai: tu hi ja. Tuje hi lena hai.
Maa: na baba na. Mai nahi jaungi...
Mai: ab to tuje jana hi padega... Challenge hai muft me lane ka...
Maa: muft me challenge. Thik hai chalo. Kaunsi size lena hai?

Kabir ab tak chup tha par ab use bhi jo maza aa raha tha wo lena start kiya...

Kabir: badi size ka lena aur waha puch lena... medical store par milega. Dekhte hai. Tere liye ye bada challenge hai...
Mai: ha to chalo medical store...
Maa: abhi nahi. 
Mai: na abhi chal. Pahale condom le kar aate hai aur fir so jana. Khana bhi abhi ready hai?

Maine dharam ke samane aankh mari aur dharam samaj gaya. Fir se...

Dharam: are sir itni subah to abhi banana padega.
Mai: ha to chalo pahale chale jate hai condom le ne...
Dharam: sir mai aau. Mere dhyan me ek achcha medical store hai...

Ab unka bolna mai samaj gaya. Ke uska koi dost hoga... Chalo koi nahi thik hai...

Mai: ha to chalo. Kabir tu aa raha hai?
Kabir: na muje sona hai... Aap jao.
Mai: ye condom lene jayegi epic scene hone wala hai. Chal na?

Tab tak maa blouse dekh rahi thi.

Mai: oye. Tu blouse mat pahan
Maa: to kya aise aau?
Mai: suman tu randi hai. Randiya pure kapade kab se pahan ne lagi?
Maa: par...
Mai: nahi chal aise hi chal... Muft me lena hai condom to fir ....
Maa: thik hai... Done aise hi aaungi...

Maa ko challenge me fasa kar maa ko bahar lene ka plan ban gaya... Yadav ne gadi Nikali. Yadav ko to aana hi tha. Uske liye to ye sare naye experience the. Waise market me ek randi launch hone ja rahi thi. Aur uski opening ceremony me ham sab the. Ye ek good experience tha. Maza to aayega hi... Gadi me maa ko aage bithaya gaya. Ta ke market me sab ko pata chale ke koi mal to aaya hai. Par par par... Ye rasta kahi upr ki aur ja raha tha. Dharam ka friend ke thikane par. Yadav aur dharam to use jante hi hoge... Bich me medical store to aaya... Ye exam thi maa ke liye. Isme pas hue to fir kuch naya plan karate hai...

Maa: ye medical store gaya...
Mai: ye bhari bazar me agar bra pahan ke sirf jana hai to bol.
Maa: hmmm to fir kaha ja rahe hai?
Dharam: madam aisi jagah le kar ja rahe hai jaya purpose bhi solve ho jayega aur aapka dar bhi dur ho jayega. Fir ye bazar aapke liye kuch nahi rahegi. Mere dost ki ek medical store hai aur aapko comfortable feel karayega...
Maa: thik hai...

Ek chhoti se pahadi par ham log pahunche. Waha ginti me 10 log dikhai de rahe the. Ek medical store tha... Dur upr...

Mai: ye hai tere dost ka medical store?
Dharam: ha wahi hai. 
Mai: chalo jate hai... Par pura dealing suman karegi. Aage jake randi banegi to dealing ise hi to karni padegi. To chalo thik hai ? Koi nahi bolega? 

Maa gadi se bahar nikali aur dhire dhire sab uske piche jane lage... Maine dharam se bola ke tu phone se bat karke tere dost se bol de ke ham aa rahe hai... To usne bola ke sab plan ke mutabik ho chuka hai. Maine saleem ko bol diya hai. Oh sala ek aur _? Chalo dekhe kya hota hai?

Medical store par ek aurat already khadi thi. Shahar ki malai jaise aurat bra me aur sadi lapete hue aai. Aurat garib jaisi dekh kar sharma rahi thi. Ek andar koi aadami baitha tha topi pahan kar. Shayad yahi saleem tha. Wo to turant khada ho gaya aur maa ko dekh raha tha... Maa thoda sa tension me thi... Uncomfortable feel to ho raha tha par hame maza aa raha tha... Ham log sab chupchap khade rahe to maa aur uncomfortable feel kar rahi thi. Saleem jaise sab anjan tha waise ham sab se pucha kya chahie...

Mai: inko chahie... Pucho inse...

Maa aur tension me...

Maa: wo actually... Muje... Wo... Ek...
Saleem: madam koi khas kam hai kya?

Saleem ne thodi aashiqui batai... 

Maa: badtamiji mat karo...
Saleem: are madam aap is hal me aai ho itni khubsurat ho to badtameez ho ja raha hai dil. 
Maa: yaha se chalo...
Mai: aise to kadam kadam pe milenge...

Maa ko fir challenge yad aaya...

Maa: Muje... Condom chahie...
Saleem: aapko? Ham ladkiyo wala condom nahi rakhate.

Is javab par maa sara kuch bhul gai... Aur uska dhyan ladkiyo wala condom par chala gaya...

Maa: condom alag alag aate hai kya?
Saleem: ha madam aapko ladakiyon wala condom chahie ya mardo wala...
Maa: muje mardo wala chahie...
Saleem: ha to kitna lamba chahie?

Sala harami dharam usne kaise bat karni hai wo bhi bat kar li thi. Maa hamare samane dekhne lagi...

Maa: in logo ke ... Wo.. bada wala de dijiye...
Saleem: madam bada wala de to de. Par aapke anadar jayega nahi to fir aapko maza nahi aayega...

Saleem bhi bat ko khich kar maze le raha tha...

Maa: to?
Saleem: wo.. nap dijie...
Maa: naap? Kiska nam?
Saleem: jaha jane wala hai...
Maa: mere pas nahi hai...
Saleem: to kaise logi?
Maa: are to mard kaise le kar jate hai?
Saleem: are wo to apni size ka le kar jate hai...
Maa: to aurat ko fit nahi baitha to?
Saleem: mard ghusa hi deta hai madam. Ye to aap aai to puch raha hu...

Maa chalak thi. Use shayad andaza aa gaya ho aisa hame lag raha tha. Ke ham sab mazak kar rahe the... Kyonki...

Maa: ye inka in logo me sabase bada hai ...

Par saleem bhi mazedar aadmi tha...

Saleem: madam inse bhi bade ho sakate hai. Aapko apni size ka pata hona chahie...
Maa: mai kaise nap lu?
Saleem: agar aap chahe to ...
Maa: na na. Darpan ji aap dikhao apna aur uske hisab se le Lo...

Maa ka shak yakeen me badal ne hi laga tha... Kyonki wo ab muje chhed rahi thi.

Mai: suman tu chalak to hai...
Maa: chalak to banna hi padega na... Kiski shaitani hai ye sab?

Sab ne meri taraf ungli kar di...

Maa: achcha to aap hai?

Maa ko itna hi pata chala ke ham sab log masti kar rahe hai par sahi galat nahi pata chal rha tha...

Maa: ab batao muje...
Mai: suman agar saleem ko maza aayega tab hi kuch batayenge...
Maa: mai koi maza nahi karane wali. Mere sath dhoka hua hai...

Maine maa ka pallu hi gira diya... Maa ab bra me thi upar aur turant hi maa ne wapas dhak ne ki koshish ki...

Saleem: rahane dijie na. Achcha lag raha hai...

Ab tak ye mahol me ham log sab bhul hi gaye ke ek aurat pahale se khadi thi... Hame wo dhyan hi nahi raha... Wo dekh kar mai bhi thoda saham to gaya... Par saleem be bazi sambhal li...

Saleem: rekha tum jao ha? Aur ha meri biwi ko mat bolna please. Ek mahine tak mujse kuch bhi le muft me dunga. Thik?

Aur wo chali gai...

Saleem: madam please...

Maa please me fisal gai...

Maa: thik hai par in sabaka dam lagata hai..
Saleem: are madam aapki hi hai ye saree dukan. Bas aap kuch aur dhila kijiye... 
Maa: ab adhnangi to hu aur kya karu? Pahale tu muje ye bata ke condom ka kya mamala hota hai. Agar batayega to kuch inam milega. Information de....

Inam ka nam sun kar aadmi pighal hi jata hai. Waise saleem bhi pighal gaya...

Saleem: are madam ye sab mazak kar rhae hai... Condom koi top nahi hai. Patala rubber ka hota hai. Gubbara fualate hai waise fualya ja sakata hai. Kuch kadak nahi hota...

Ye kadak sun kar maa sab samaj gai ke ye sab hamara plan tha. Baki is saleem ko kaise pata ke kadak jaisa kuch bola tha... Ma ne turant dharam ke samne dekha...

Maa: ab aaiyo mere pas lund khada kar ke.. maine nahi deni hai ab chut... Lund dikhana bhi mat muje...
Dharam: madam muje to sir ne bola tha... Please madam aisa mat kijiye...

Are bap re. Ab to mai gaya kam se... Saleem hakka bakka ho kar dekh raha tha. Aur muje kuch samaj nahi aa rhaa tha. Maa mere samne dekh kar gussa thi. Sab ka dhyan mere samne tha... Aur maa par ke ab kya hoga?

Maa: mere aaspas bhi mat dikhana...
Mai: are suno to sahi meri jan...
Maa: kuch nahi sunna...
Mai: are meri jan ye bhi dharam ka dost hai. Isiliye idhar aaye. Warna to bahar bhi ja sakate the kahi par ... Muje parwah hai teri... Chal ab isko apne mamme thode se darshan karva de... Ta ke ye muft me condom de de...
Saleem: nahi nahi sirf dekhna hai to condom bhi ye pade dekh lo...
Mai: to tuje kya karna hai?
Saleem: mamme masal ne to do...
Mai: mamme masal ne de fir kuch nahi na?
Maa: mai naraz hu. Aur muje kuch nahi karna hai...

Maa ne pallu bhi laga diya... Are yar... Itna kya ukhadna hai??