08-01-2019, 01:18 PM
Part 57
Ab aage...
Subah ke pahonch te pahonch te 9 baj gaye. Yadav ne kafi bar maa ke sath samagam kiya aur maa ne bhi use pura sath diya... Ab kam tha hotel dhundhne ka. Aur ham koi log soe nahi the.... Kabir so gaya tha bade aaram se...
Yadav: ek hai hotel mere dost ka. Par wo bahot tharki hai..
Mai: muje koi aisa aadmi chahiye jo inke liye mard laye. Inka sauda ho jaye ek bar to... Are yadav ye to bata ye randi ke liye perfect hai na?
Yadav: are sir kam se kham 20 30 hajar mag lena... Ye bina palang ke itni mast hai to palang par to kya mal hogi...
Mai: tu kuch dost ka bol raha tha..
Maa: par sidha koi mera 20 30 hazar kyo dega?
Yadav: mai karunga na sifarish. Bas ek client ko mamsab aap khush kar do jaise muje pata liya. Baki wo khud bakshish de kar jayega aur apne dosto ke bhi kahega.
Maa: tumne ne muje bakshish nahi di...
Yadav: aapko client dila raha hu. Muft me idhar pahuncha diya aur ab muft me rahne ka intezam bhi karva dunga... Aur kya chahie aapko muj jaise garib se?
Maa ek dam uske nazdik ja kar...
Maa: agar chaho to bistar par bhi aajma lo. Fir ghar chale ja na.
Yadav: aapke sath bistar par mai bilkul mana nahi karunga. Par pahale hotel vale dost ko khush karna padega aapko
Mai: kya aapko lagata hai ke mai nahi kar paungi?
Yadav: bilkul koi bhi shak nahi hai... Chalo udhar pahale chalate hai...
Yadav hame ek hotel le kar gaya. Waha unhone hame bahar taxi me rakha aur bahar nikal kar bola...
Yadav: mai actually ye to puchna bhul gaya ke mamsab ka sauda kaun karega?
Mai: mai karunga...
Yadav: ha to aap chalie mere sath...
Mai unke sath gaya. Hotel me andar ja kar do dost mile jaise barso ke bad mile ho..
Yadav: bhai tere liye ek kam hai. Bas inse bat kar le...
Mai: hi mera nam hai darpan.
Hotel manager: my name is dharam
Mai: ha. To hame ek room chahie. Tin bed wala
Dharam: mil jayega. Extra bed lagva denge
Mai: perfect. Par paise nai hai.
Dharam: oye yadav kya mazak hai re ye?
Yadav: puri bat to suno. Sir aap bolo
Mai: par ek mal hai jo tuje mai use karne dunga
Dharam: kaun sa mal?
Yadav: tip top hai ekdam.. chakha hua hai maine. Mast ekdam aur wo bhi highway par...
Dharam: abe sale tune kaha... Kya ho raha hai khul ke bolo bhai kuch samaj aaye...
Mai: dekh mai apne sath ek aurat laya hu. Use yaha ki randi banane ke liye. Hame rahane ke liye kamara chahie. Chahe to dam us nai wali randi se le lena.
Wo mere samne aise dekh raha tha ke jaise use mai sapane me bat kar raha hu...
Mai: are chod lena use. Paiso ke badale room de dena. Aur grahak bhi milenge inse wo alag se. Bol kya bolta hai?
Dharam: yadav mal badhiya hai?
Yadav: are ekdam palang tod.. maine to puri rat us mal ko masala hai.. khuli hava me kabhi bonnet ke upar kabhi jhadi me. Are engine oil mila to usse bhi gand marva li hai. Gharelu hai upar se. Randi bani nai hai. Dekh to le..
Mai: ha dekh lo. Dekhne me kya jata hai.
Ab sab maa par tha. Sauda to ho gaya. Ab bari thi maa ko ja kar bolna ke uske naye pati ne uska aur ek naya sauda kar liya hai. Use mera hukum manna hi tha kyonki wo maa badme meri biwi pahale hai ab to... Yahi sab soch kar gadi tak pahunche... Kabir to soya hi raha...
Mai: o kabir chalo bahar nikal.. aur suman chal tera sauda ho chuka hai.. malik ko khush karna padega. Uska nam hai.. dharam. Wo muft me bhi rahega aur tere liye grahak bhi dhundh ke layega... To chal jaldi se blouse ke button ko khol de aur sirf ek last ka bandh rakhana...
Hotel thodi dur thi jaha insan kam the. Waise bhi subah ka mahol tha.
Maa: par muje thand lag rahi hai ji..
Mai: tujse sab ko garami milti hai aur tuhe hi thand lag rahi hai.
Maa: par...
Mai: par war kuch nahi. Abhi tera sauda hua hai nanga to hona hi padega na?
Maa: muje sone to do. Puri rat bhar yadav ne sone nahi diya. Gand kya hath lag gai thi meri bas sabse jyada gand Mair hai...
Mai: are meri rani suman abhi to ye shuruat hai. Thak gai? Abhi to tu yadav ko palang par aane ka nyota de rahi thi...
Kabir: bhai hame mat bhul jana ham bhi hai katar me ...
Mai: tum katar me hi raho... Chal suman blouse ke button khol de...
Maa ne blouse ke button khole par sadi aise hi rahane di..
Mai: suman mamme dhak rahe hai isme to. Dur kar. Dikhna chahie ke tu randi hai...
Maa ne sadi ka pallu thoda dur kiya... Ab blouse ke sare button alag alag. Na to andar bra pahane hue meri maa ke aadhe se jyada mamme bahar ko failate hue... Maa matak matak ke chalane lagi... Aur hotel ke reception area me pahunche... Dharam to aankhe fad fad kar dekh raha tha.. par maa ke tevar kuch alag the. Wo to chhati ko aur bahar kar ke khadi thi..
Mai: yahi hai... Suman randi. Aur suman ye hai dharam ji. Namaste karo inko. Abhi ye tere badan se kuch maze lenge jara khush kar ke aao. Yaha jab tak rahenge paise nahi dene hai hame. Ye inki mehrbani hai... Jao dharam kuch karam kar ke aao... Mal dekh lo bad me bolna...
Dharam: ye sab muje sapana jaisa lag raha hai...
Par ab maa ne apne pati ka sandesha mam liya tha. Aadesh ka palan hona shuru hua...
Maa: to thik hai khuli hui dukan band kar dete hai..
Mai: ha suman bas blouse ek button band kar de
Dharam: are are mai to mazak kar raha tha. Itna forward yaha koi kabhi aaya nahi hai...
Maa: ha to mai hu na.. chalo kaha tu meri exam lene vali hai? Bistar par chale... Dekho na meri bah ko ruh kap rahi hai aisi thandi hai. Aa na... Tu hot hai to garami de apni muje...
Mai: suman behave. Aap kah kar bolna sikh apne grahak se. Tu tadaki nahi chalegi...
Maa: ok ji. To dharam ji aa rahe ho ya nahi muje thodi garami dilane. Muje bataya gaya tha ke yaha ka heater bahot achcha hai. Kaun se room me batao na?
Maa ke nipple aadhe aadhe bahar aa rahe the usko chhupa ne ki ada to maa ko bahot achche se aati hai...
Mai: jao na dharam bhai kya bhav khate ho. Jao
Dharam: subah subah aisi lottery ? Maza aa gaya... Chalo suman darling chalo room number 101 waha terrace attached hai... Suna tu khule me chudane deti hai. Chal aa...
Maa: bas hathiyar achcha ho. Kahi par bhi chudne bula lena malik ha bolega to aa jaungi. Ye darpan sir mere malik hai pata hai na?
Ye sab bate hui aur ham sab reception area me baithe the aur dharam maa ke gand par hath firata hua maa ko yaha taha chhuta hua maa ko le kar 101 wale room me upar ke floor me gaya. Hame usne aa ne nahi diya.. aur fir karib 1 ghante ke bad ekdam khush hamara dharam bhai niche aaya...
Mai: bhai chahere ki khushi sab bayan kar rahi hai... Kaisi hai suman?
Dharam: aap kaha se utha ke lekar aa rahe ho sahab? Jaise chaho chod lo marazi kare waise chod lo. Bas Chut me jhad ne nahi deti. Par baki pura sahakar. Bed par to kya chalati hai jaise malai chod raha hu.
Yadav: chut me to muje bhi jhadne nahi de rahi thi par muh me jhad jate...
Dharam: ha wo viry to pura pi gai. Matalb muje pahale laga ke use disgusting lag raha hai? Gharelu hai isliye? Ya pregnant hone ke dar se? Par pata nahi kyo aisa kar rahi hai?
Mai: mai bat karta hu unse..
Dharam: karie sahab. Kyonki call in ke to jyada paise milenge. Bistar par aise garam kar ke mard ko agar andar discharge nahi karne degi to customer ruth jayega.
Mai: wo to ham alag alag rate card bana sakate hai na? Wo tu mujpe chhod de. Bas hame kamara de de....
Dharam: are sir pura hotel aapka. Jaha marazi rahe aap raho. 101 hamara mast honeymoon suite hai. Sabase mahenga wala aap waha rahie. Aish kare. Aur sir hame bhi mauka dete rahe...
Ham sab hasne lage. Aur fir ham sab saman le kar aaye aur hame chabi de di gai.....
Ab aage...
Subah ke pahonch te pahonch te 9 baj gaye. Yadav ne kafi bar maa ke sath samagam kiya aur maa ne bhi use pura sath diya... Ab kam tha hotel dhundhne ka. Aur ham koi log soe nahi the.... Kabir so gaya tha bade aaram se...
Yadav: ek hai hotel mere dost ka. Par wo bahot tharki hai..
Mai: muje koi aisa aadmi chahiye jo inke liye mard laye. Inka sauda ho jaye ek bar to... Are yadav ye to bata ye randi ke liye perfect hai na?
Yadav: are sir kam se kham 20 30 hajar mag lena... Ye bina palang ke itni mast hai to palang par to kya mal hogi...
Mai: tu kuch dost ka bol raha tha..
Maa: par sidha koi mera 20 30 hazar kyo dega?
Yadav: mai karunga na sifarish. Bas ek client ko mamsab aap khush kar do jaise muje pata liya. Baki wo khud bakshish de kar jayega aur apne dosto ke bhi kahega.
Maa: tumne ne muje bakshish nahi di...
Yadav: aapko client dila raha hu. Muft me idhar pahuncha diya aur ab muft me rahne ka intezam bhi karva dunga... Aur kya chahie aapko muj jaise garib se?
Maa ek dam uske nazdik ja kar...
Maa: agar chaho to bistar par bhi aajma lo. Fir ghar chale ja na.
Yadav: aapke sath bistar par mai bilkul mana nahi karunga. Par pahale hotel vale dost ko khush karna padega aapko
Mai: kya aapko lagata hai ke mai nahi kar paungi?
Yadav: bilkul koi bhi shak nahi hai... Chalo udhar pahale chalate hai...
Yadav hame ek hotel le kar gaya. Waha unhone hame bahar taxi me rakha aur bahar nikal kar bola...
Yadav: mai actually ye to puchna bhul gaya ke mamsab ka sauda kaun karega?
Mai: mai karunga...
Yadav: ha to aap chalie mere sath...
Mai unke sath gaya. Hotel me andar ja kar do dost mile jaise barso ke bad mile ho..
Yadav: bhai tere liye ek kam hai. Bas inse bat kar le...
Mai: hi mera nam hai darpan.
Hotel manager: my name is dharam
Mai: ha. To hame ek room chahie. Tin bed wala
Dharam: mil jayega. Extra bed lagva denge
Mai: perfect. Par paise nai hai.
Dharam: oye yadav kya mazak hai re ye?
Yadav: puri bat to suno. Sir aap bolo
Mai: par ek mal hai jo tuje mai use karne dunga
Dharam: kaun sa mal?
Yadav: tip top hai ekdam.. chakha hua hai maine. Mast ekdam aur wo bhi highway par...
Dharam: abe sale tune kaha... Kya ho raha hai khul ke bolo bhai kuch samaj aaye...
Mai: dekh mai apne sath ek aurat laya hu. Use yaha ki randi banane ke liye. Hame rahane ke liye kamara chahie. Chahe to dam us nai wali randi se le lena.
Wo mere samne aise dekh raha tha ke jaise use mai sapane me bat kar raha hu...
Mai: are chod lena use. Paiso ke badale room de dena. Aur grahak bhi milenge inse wo alag se. Bol kya bolta hai?
Dharam: yadav mal badhiya hai?
Yadav: are ekdam palang tod.. maine to puri rat us mal ko masala hai.. khuli hava me kabhi bonnet ke upar kabhi jhadi me. Are engine oil mila to usse bhi gand marva li hai. Gharelu hai upar se. Randi bani nai hai. Dekh to le..
Mai: ha dekh lo. Dekhne me kya jata hai.
Ab sab maa par tha. Sauda to ho gaya. Ab bari thi maa ko ja kar bolna ke uske naye pati ne uska aur ek naya sauda kar liya hai. Use mera hukum manna hi tha kyonki wo maa badme meri biwi pahale hai ab to... Yahi sab soch kar gadi tak pahunche... Kabir to soya hi raha...
Mai: o kabir chalo bahar nikal.. aur suman chal tera sauda ho chuka hai.. malik ko khush karna padega. Uska nam hai.. dharam. Wo muft me bhi rahega aur tere liye grahak bhi dhundh ke layega... To chal jaldi se blouse ke button ko khol de aur sirf ek last ka bandh rakhana...
Hotel thodi dur thi jaha insan kam the. Waise bhi subah ka mahol tha.
Maa: par muje thand lag rahi hai ji..
Mai: tujse sab ko garami milti hai aur tuhe hi thand lag rahi hai.
Maa: par...
Mai: par war kuch nahi. Abhi tera sauda hua hai nanga to hona hi padega na?
Maa: muje sone to do. Puri rat bhar yadav ne sone nahi diya. Gand kya hath lag gai thi meri bas sabse jyada gand Mair hai...
Mai: are meri rani suman abhi to ye shuruat hai. Thak gai? Abhi to tu yadav ko palang par aane ka nyota de rahi thi...
Kabir: bhai hame mat bhul jana ham bhi hai katar me ...
Mai: tum katar me hi raho... Chal suman blouse ke button khol de...
Maa ne blouse ke button khole par sadi aise hi rahane di..
Mai: suman mamme dhak rahe hai isme to. Dur kar. Dikhna chahie ke tu randi hai...
Maa ne sadi ka pallu thoda dur kiya... Ab blouse ke sare button alag alag. Na to andar bra pahane hue meri maa ke aadhe se jyada mamme bahar ko failate hue... Maa matak matak ke chalane lagi... Aur hotel ke reception area me pahunche... Dharam to aankhe fad fad kar dekh raha tha.. par maa ke tevar kuch alag the. Wo to chhati ko aur bahar kar ke khadi thi..
Mai: yahi hai... Suman randi. Aur suman ye hai dharam ji. Namaste karo inko. Abhi ye tere badan se kuch maze lenge jara khush kar ke aao. Yaha jab tak rahenge paise nahi dene hai hame. Ye inki mehrbani hai... Jao dharam kuch karam kar ke aao... Mal dekh lo bad me bolna...
Dharam: ye sab muje sapana jaisa lag raha hai...
Par ab maa ne apne pati ka sandesha mam liya tha. Aadesh ka palan hona shuru hua...
Maa: to thik hai khuli hui dukan band kar dete hai..
Mai: ha suman bas blouse ek button band kar de
Dharam: are are mai to mazak kar raha tha. Itna forward yaha koi kabhi aaya nahi hai...
Maa: ha to mai hu na.. chalo kaha tu meri exam lene vali hai? Bistar par chale... Dekho na meri bah ko ruh kap rahi hai aisi thandi hai. Aa na... Tu hot hai to garami de apni muje...
Mai: suman behave. Aap kah kar bolna sikh apne grahak se. Tu tadaki nahi chalegi...
Maa: ok ji. To dharam ji aa rahe ho ya nahi muje thodi garami dilane. Muje bataya gaya tha ke yaha ka heater bahot achcha hai. Kaun se room me batao na?
Maa ke nipple aadhe aadhe bahar aa rahe the usko chhupa ne ki ada to maa ko bahot achche se aati hai...
Mai: jao na dharam bhai kya bhav khate ho. Jao
Dharam: subah subah aisi lottery ? Maza aa gaya... Chalo suman darling chalo room number 101 waha terrace attached hai... Suna tu khule me chudane deti hai. Chal aa...
Maa: bas hathiyar achcha ho. Kahi par bhi chudne bula lena malik ha bolega to aa jaungi. Ye darpan sir mere malik hai pata hai na?
Ye sab bate hui aur ham sab reception area me baithe the aur dharam maa ke gand par hath firata hua maa ko yaha taha chhuta hua maa ko le kar 101 wale room me upar ke floor me gaya. Hame usne aa ne nahi diya.. aur fir karib 1 ghante ke bad ekdam khush hamara dharam bhai niche aaya...
Mai: bhai chahere ki khushi sab bayan kar rahi hai... Kaisi hai suman?
Dharam: aap kaha se utha ke lekar aa rahe ho sahab? Jaise chaho chod lo marazi kare waise chod lo. Bas Chut me jhad ne nahi deti. Par baki pura sahakar. Bed par to kya chalati hai jaise malai chod raha hu.
Yadav: chut me to muje bhi jhadne nahi de rahi thi par muh me jhad jate...
Dharam: ha wo viry to pura pi gai. Matalb muje pahale laga ke use disgusting lag raha hai? Gharelu hai isliye? Ya pregnant hone ke dar se? Par pata nahi kyo aisa kar rahi hai?
Mai: mai bat karta hu unse..
Dharam: karie sahab. Kyonki call in ke to jyada paise milenge. Bistar par aise garam kar ke mard ko agar andar discharge nahi karne degi to customer ruth jayega.
Mai: wo to ham alag alag rate card bana sakate hai na? Wo tu mujpe chhod de. Bas hame kamara de de....
Dharam: are sir pura hotel aapka. Jaha marazi rahe aap raho. 101 hamara mast honeymoon suite hai. Sabase mahenga wala aap waha rahie. Aish kare. Aur sir hame bhi mauka dete rahe...
Ham sab hasne lage. Aur fir ham sab saman le kar aaye aur hame chabi de di gai.....