Adultery Maa ka khayal

[Takecare]

Part 55

Ab aage...

Ham ne waha se taxi nikali aur fir kabir uncle ko pickup kiya aur maine gadi me sara kuch kabir uncle ko bata diya... Wo nirash ho uthe...

Kabir: bhai ek to ye mal hamara hai. Mai soch raha tha ke gadi me thoda maza karunga. Aur wo to khud... Chhod to fir mai ab so hi jata hu... Kyonki ab jag kar jalan karne se achcha hai ke so jao...

Par mai jagna chahata tha ke ab maa aur kya kya karti hai. Kaha tak jati hai ... Mai ye observe karna chahata tha ke maa randi banne ke layak hai bhi ya nahi... Isiliye maine koi soda nahi kiya. Sara kuch use hi karne diya. Thoda aur bhi mazedar ho sakata tha par chalo yahi sahi... Shuruat to hui kahi se...  Kabir to ghode bech kar so gaya... Hamara dehradun ka safar isi tarah se shuru hua...

Yadav: madam aapka nam nahi bataya aapne?
Maa: suman. Aapka?
Yadav: yadav kahate hai log... Zara nazdik baithoge? Daravaza achaanak khul jata hai...
Maa: sidhe sidhe bolo na ke nazdik baithna chahte ho...
Yadav: muft me jana hai to fir sab karna padega...
Maa: ha to mana kaha kiya hai. Jo bolte ho wo karungi par daravaza jaisa koi bhi bahana mat batao...
Yadav: thik hai suman ji... Waise kaha ke ho aap?
Maa: wo lambi kahani hai bataungi dhire dhire. Pahale to ye batao ke is gadi me tel to hai na?
Yadav: ha hai wo to bhara denge aap uska tension mat lo... Madam aa to raha hu par dekhna pura muft me to muje mahanga padega. Wapas to khali hath aana padega. Kuch agar...
Maa: dekhte hai... Chalo abhi to hamare pas paise nahi hai. Par ham kahi nahi bhage ja rahe. Mai paise chukane ka pura intezam kar dungi. Agar ek do din hamare sath ruk jao to mai sab intezam kar dungi...
Yadav: thik hai...

Yadav ko kuch karna tha par wo kuch bhi sankoch ke karan nahi bol pa raha tha... Maa ne pallu giraya... To nazara to wo dekh kar udhar hi dekh raha tha....

Yadav: wah kya bade hai...
Maa: kya kaha?
Yadav: ji wo mera matalab hai kya badhiya hai...
Maa: kya?
Yadav: ye nazara... Dekho thandi thandi hava aa rahi hai...
Maa: haa aur inhe bhi thandi hava chahie...
Yadav: kisko? 
Maa: in sab ko... Garami garami hai yaha sab...
Yadav: to fir halake ho jao na... Itne sare kapade pahane hai to thoda fail ke baitho...
Maa: ha yadav aisa Hi lag raha hai andar tak thandi hava chahie warna pasine se ghamoriya ho jayegi.

Aise bahane ke sath maa ne saree ka pallu pura gira diya...

Mai: suman agar blouse ke button khol do ek ya do to fir aur thandi mahsus hogi...
Maa: maine andar kuch nahi pahana...
Yadav: sir sach kah rahe hai... Please karo na... Warna aapko ghamoriya ho jayegi....

Maa ne thodi si has kar smile di. Ye mai sab piche se kach me se dekh pa raha tha. Baki taxi to pata hai aapko kitni chhoti hoti hai. Thoda aage dekho to bhi dikhai de... Maine bat ko aage badha ne ke liye aag ko hava di...

Maa: yadav bolo ek kholu ya 2 button?
Yadav: kitne hai jara dikhao to?
Maa: 4 hai...
Yadav: to tin hi khol do...
Maa: fir thand lag jayegi...
Yadav: window band kar dete hai na... Heater chalu karte hai..
Maa: muje laga ke mai hot hu...
Yadav: are nai nai... Aap to ho hi... Par wo... Actually... Thandi boli na...
Maa: hahahah mazak kar rahi thi... Thik hai...

Maa ne blouse ke char me se 3 button khol diye... Mamme to waise bhi pahale se maa ke blouse ko dhakka mar hi rahe the bahar aazad hone ko. Par upar se ye jo hua usme almost nipple ka brown hissa nikal aaya. Use maa ko rokna pada. Varna wo nikal pada tha thandi hava ki sair karne... Yadav ka dhyan thodi der bhatka aur gadi ki disha thodi idhar udhar Hui... Aur kabir utha...

Kabir: abe sale tu gadi dhang se nahi chala sakata...?

Yadav bigada... Are is kabir ko kaun samjaye ke bhai muft me le ja rha hai. Inam lete hue ja raha hai. Dhyan rakhega aage se. Jina to use bhi hai kyonki swarg hoga shayad upar. Par abhi to maa ke blouse ke andar se jannat ka dwar dikhega... Maine dono ko shant kiya aur bat ko wapas gadi par lane ke liye...

Mai: are yadav... Tum kaha inke bato me aate ho. Tum kuch kah rhe the?
Yadav: kuch nahi inko bolo ke bich me na bole..
Mai: ha ha nahi bolenge... Tum aage dhyan do..
Maa: tum jaha dekhna chahiye waha nahi dekh rahe ho. Chalo hook band kar deti hu...
Yadav: ruko ruko.. mai nahi bolunga bus ye band mat karna... Bahot hi bade hai...
Mai: naram bhi bahot hai..
Yadav: sir aapne dekhe hai kya?
Mai: ja bilkul.. are maine to sare kam nipta liye hai. Ise dehradun... Thadi me garmahat lane ke liye hi le ja raha hu...
Yadav: bahot lucky ho sir aapto... Ye naram gai kya...
Mai: muje nind aa rahi hai tum bat karo. Baju me hai unse puchho na...
Maa: ha naram to hai... Kyo?
Yadav: aise mast gore gore kabhi samne nahi dekhe... Par aap gharelu lag rahi hai is profession me kyo aana chahte ho?
Maa: is mane?
Yadav: darpan sir bata rahe the aap ko ran.. I mean wo...
Maa: ha chahti to hu... Tum bolo khul ke koi problem nahi. Randi hi kahana chahte ho na?
Yadav: hmmm. Par ek gharelu aurat ke liye ye itna easy nahi hai.. aap sab log to sofisticated log ...
Maa: hahahaha to kya ham log chudai nahi karte?

Maa ke sidhi bato par yadav pighal gaya. Wo sunn to ho hi gaya par ab use maza aane laga...

Yadav: matlab wo...
Maa: kyo re chut to gharelu aurat ko bhi hoti hai. Chudna use bhi pasand hai..
Yadav: hmmm okay... Ye kitna naram hai panir jaisa?
Maa: kya?
Yadav: ye...
Maa: nahi samaj aa raha khulla bolo
Yadav: ye chuche... Wo.... Ye...
Maa: har ek apna apna manna hai. Ye jo darpan ji hai ye inko makkhan bolte hai. Ye kabir ji hai to bas kuch nahi bolte bas dabate rahate hai. Dekh lo daba ke tab hi to pata chalega ..
Yadav: sach? Sach me dabau?
Maa: agar janna hai ke kaisa hai to... Bina daba ke kaise pata chalega?

Wo hairan tha ke ye kya bol rahi hai par maine purv bhumika bana di thi to wo thodi taiyari me to tha hi.. par ye sab ajib lag raha tha use... Ek ajib sa anubhav shayad unhe ho ne ja raha tha...