Adultery Maa ka khayal

[Takecare]

Part 54

Ab aage...

Ha to dosto maa ko maine taxi ke sath lead lene diya...

Maa: bhai hame dehradun jana hai. 
Driver: par wo 5 ghante hai. Return bhada bhi nahi milta. Aur na bahan wo overnight journey ho jayegi... Jao..
Maa: are bhai sahab maze se ghum bHi lena dehradun... Hamare sath ek din rah kar wapas aa jana. Paise denge na ham.. paise kam pad gaye to...

Maa ne seductive andaz me kaha... Ye aakhiri sentence. Paise kam pad gaye to... Driver chonka... Wo khada ho gaya aur muje aur maa ko ghurne laga...

Driver: kaun hai madam aap?
Maa: koi nahi. Bas aap hame chhod doge please?
Driver: mamsab aap chale jao yaha Se warna koi dekh lega to problem ho jayega...
Maa: dekho mere sath 2 gents bhi hai. Ek sath hai idhar aur dusra bahar hai near to airport...
Driver: are nahi jana mamsab Jao idhar se... Wo bhai le jao ise...
Maa: aap akele hai?
Driver: aap ko kya. Aap jao...
Maa: mai aage ki seat me aap ke pas baithungi.. bas?
Driver: kyo usse kya hoga?
Maa: aapse bate karungi bore nahi hone dungi

Driver kafi adiyal laga muje. Maa ke double meaning ko wo samaj nahi raha tha

Driver: baki ke do log mana nahi karenge?
Maa: are meri marazi. Koi kyo mana karenge?

To ye sab samaj raha tha. Par wo sirf chek kar raha tha ke ye mazak to nahi kar rahi...

Driver: par aap kaha se hai?
Maa: ham pune se hai. Aur soch rahe the ke deharadoon jaye... Le chalie na.. koi be 2 gents me se kuch nahi bolega..

Driver maa ko pura scan kiya...

Driver: nahi chhodo hme fir masti kar ne ki aadat hai aap bura man jayegi... Hame bate karte karte tali marna pasand hai...
Maa: muje bhi...

Karte hi maa ne apna hath lamba kiya aur driver ne hath par tali mari...

Driver: muje kandho par bhi hath rakhane ki aadat hai...
Maa: haa to bilkul rakhiye ga.. muje problem nahi hai...

Driver ki smile rahasyamay thi.. wo pagala gaya tha ke rat ko muje ye jackpot mila hai kya?

Driver: hmm mai cash advance payment lunga...
Maa: hmmm kitna?
Driver: muje rat ko nind aa jati hai..
Maa: to mai kuch aise kapade pahan lungi ke aapko nind hi na aaye...
Driver: par aapke sath wale log...
Maa: aap uski chinta kyo karate hai? Hame jaha jana hai waha pahuncha do. Please?
Driver: thik hai muje advance me nahi chahiye.... Par fir muje nind nahi aani chahie...

Maa ne meri aur dekh kar aankh mari...

Maa: wo mai pura khayal karungi. Par ham ja rahe hai na?
Driver: ha chalo. Kitna saman hai?
Maa: saman me to kuch nahi hai jyada. Bas 2 bade bade hai.
Driver: kya?

Hamare pas sach me 2 bade beg the...

Maa: (muskura kar) ha wo bhi.
Driver: band hai par wo dono
Maa: ha achche se pack hai... Piche wali dikki me aa jayenge...

Maa ne achanak bat badali to driver bhi thoda dar sa gaya... Maa chhut chhat de kar use kharid rahi thi. Par muje bada maza aa raha tha... 

Driver: aap kapade badal ne wali bat kar rahe the...
Maa: ha bilkul par muje aur ek problem bhi hai....
Driver: bolo?
Maa: paise hamare pas nahi hai...
Driver: kya pagal ho gai hai aap? Yaha se dehradun pata hai kitna dur padta hai? Aur muft me le kar jau? Madam chale jao yaha se ye ek to taxi stand hai bhi nahi aur fokat ka fasa doge aap...
Maa: are suno suno...
Driver: madam please maf karo bina paiso ke kuch nahi hoga ha? Jao yaha se...
Maa: agar aap kaho aise kare to bhi nahi? Please?

Maa ne driver ke sine par ungli ghumai. Wo pighal gaya par bina paiso ke to manne ke liye fir bhi taiyar nahi hi tha. Maa use manane ke liye prayatn kar to rahi thi par wo sala man nahi raha tha. Fir maa ne sidhe sidhe bat shuru ki...

Maa: dekho jo chahiye wo inam dungi. Jaise chaho waise inam le lena. Par hame jana jaruri hai please madad kar do.

Ab wo thoda shant hua...

Driver: par fir bhi madam muft me... Aur aap inam me de bhi kya sakate ho?
Maa: aap mang ke to dekho ek bar. Nirash nahi hone dungi ye wada raha.
Driver: par fir bhi...
Maa: aap chahoge to mai nighty pahan ke baithungi aapke pas. Wo bhi heroine jaise patali si net wali...
Driver: fir kya fayada? Hame inam me air kuch fir chahie to?
Maa: inam ek bar nahi kahoge utni bar jo jo bhi bologe milega.
Driver: to fir mai pura ka pura complete inam lunga aur ha ye ek aur dusra jo sath me aane wala hai wo kahi par bhi kuch nahi bolenge. Manjur? Wo kuch bhi chu cha ki to udhar hi gadi se bahar nikal dunga
Maa: thik hai manjur... Ab bolo mai kya pahan ke aap ke pas baithungi? Mere pas sab hai alag alag...
Driver: delhi se bahar nikal ne samay tak to aap koi achhi si saree pahane to kya hai kuch garbad na ho jaye yaha... Ek bar delhi se bahar nikal jaye to fir koi tension nahi hai...

To bat tay rahi ke ham log ko free me ye bhai le kar ja raha hai... Par maa ko saree badalni thi...

Maa: mai waha andhere me saree badal kar aati hu. Aapko achcha view mile aisa... Thik hai?

Maa mere pas saman le kar chali gai...

Driver: kaun hai ye madam?
Mai: kyo maza aa rhaa hai?
Driver: aayega to sahi. Ekdam khule vicharo vali hai.
Mai: bas tu aish kar. Ye inki parixa thi. Pas ho gai. Sali ka randi banne ke goal hai. To maine use bola ke chal yaha se dehradun muft me le ja kar dikha...
Driver: ha sali pata di muje. Ek Minute randi? 
Mai: ha randi ban ne ka dhyey hai uska...
Driver: matalab wo mai...
Mai: ha tu aish kar.. aur ha. 

Sir itna chhod kar maine aankh mari... Driver ne bhi aankh mari...

Mai: tera nam kya hai?
Driver: mera nam hai yadav...
Mai: mai darpan aur ek sath jise lena hai uska nam kabir hai...
Yadav: par aap log kya hai. Matalab muje ye sala kuch samaj nahi aa rhaa...
Mai: tum sirf aam khao. Paid ki chinta na hi karo. Bahot lambi kahani hai kabhi fursat mili to bataunga... Aur ha sun mai tu dare nahi isliye bataya ke randi banni chahti hai. Tu bas maze kar use bolna mat maine bataya hai. Warna wo bhi ye exam achche se nahi degi...

Mai gadi me baith gaya aur saman dikki me rakh diya. Udhar maa bhi taiyar ho kar aa gai... Wah... Pura bhi pahana tha aur dikhai bhi de raha tha. Mard ko Pareshan karana to koi maa se sikhe. Driver sirf dekhe ja raha tha... Muje nazdik aa kar fusfusane laga...

Yadav: lag nahi raha ye randi banana chahti hai. Agar gharelu aurat randiya banne lagi to fir randiyo ki bazar me aag lag jayegi...
Mai: tu aish kar na bhai.. chal gadi nikal...
Yadav: aap to pari jaisi lag rahi hai...
Maa: shukriya... Chale?

Maa janbujkar piche ka darwaja khol je lahi ke...

Yadav: are madam aage baithne ki bat hui thi...
Maa: ha ha mai bhul gai... Chalo aage hi baithti hu...

Ham sab gadi me baithe. Maa thode dur thi yadav se to yadav abhi to sab dara hua lag raha tha ke achanak kya ho gaya hai inke sath... Sapane jaise lag raha hoga use ye sab...