Adultery Maa ka khayal

[Takecare]

Part 53

Ag aage...

To bas aakhirkar ham log india sahi surakshit land ho gaye... Jis bat se sab log anjan the. Kisiko kuch nahi pata tha ke ham log yaha tapak padenge. Papa ke phone to din me ek bar aata tha. Aur wo bhi kabhi kabhi. Shayad naa bhi aaye... Unki chinta nahi thi. Par ek dar tha ke ab ham jaye to jaye kaha... Yaha hamara ilaka tha. Par hamari jan pahchan thi to ham log wo nahi kar payenge jo waha bina dare kar pa rahe the. Ek problem ye bhi thi ke ham sab log delhi land hue the. Aur mai delhi wale uncle ko kuch bhi bolna nahi chahte the... Nigeria se yaha to aa gaye. Ab yaha sab dekhna padega ke karna kya hai...

Kabir: ab aage kya karana hai. Aazad to ho chuke...
Lalit: (wo to almost ro hi chuka tha) bhai itna to sage logo ne bhi nahi kiya 
Joseph: see I have my some relatives living here in delhi. I am going there. Give me your number darpan. We will be in touch.. but bye for now... I really wanted to live my life....

Hamne number exchange kiya aur wo chala gaya... Ab bap beti ki jimmedari muj par thi ya fir logo ne decide kiya hai? Par un logo ne bola we are having plan. Give me your number we will be in touch... Aur fir number exchange ke bad wo log bhi chale gaye... 

Mai: lalit uncle mai chahta hu ke aap apne ghar jald hi chale jao. Pune.. mai ticket nikla deta hu. Aap mumbai jao aur fir waha se pune train se. Easy hai...
Lalit: tum? 
Mai: dekho muje aap kaha rahate ho wo nahi bataya kabhi. Aap mere ghar chale jao aur fir waha ja kar kuch bhi kahani banake hame bata dena... Aur 10 din aap sambhal lena. Aisa karna kuch ke phone na kare inka pati...
Suman: par aap karna kya chahate ho?
Mai: bas ye 10 din ka maza lena chahata hu... Ham log sab milenge 10 din ke bad...
Lalit: par muje mere ghar jana hai. Aur mere gharwalo ne abhi abhi suman ke pahale pati ki madad se pune shift kiya hai. .
Mai: ha to jao... Par mere bap ko das din ka kuch bhi bahana ye safar me soch kar chipka dena. Aur muje bhi bol dena...
Lalit: tu tay kar... Wo tera bap hai ya suman ka pahala pati ho?
Mai: sab ke samne to wo abhi bhi mera bap hi hai na?

Kabir wo sab sun raha tha..

Kabir: par tu ye sab karna kya chahata hai?
Mai: aap kaha rahate hai?
Kabir: mai soch raha hu ke kya karu?
Mai: ha wo ham bad me sochte hai...

Maine sab sara intezam kiya lalit uncle ke liye aur use plane me bitha kar ham log wapas sochne baithe...

Mai: ha kabir bol...
Kabir: uncle se sidha kabir?
Mai: ha tu suman ko bhabhi bulata hai na?
Kabir: ha to?
Mai: to dost mai inka pati hu...
Kabir: hmm ok... chalega... Koi bat nahi chal... Tu king hai... Par oye suman to meri randi hai randi... Hai na?
Mai: wo tuje jo karna hai kar. Tu ise rakhail man ha randi. Tuj par hai...
Maa: mere ye pati jo chahenge wahi hoga...

Ham sab hasane lage... Maine dekha ke ab mere pas paise nahi hai. Matalb bahot kam din ke liye hai. Sab ye last moment ticket book karne me waste kar diye... 

Mai: tu chup baith sali. Ham bat kar rahe hai... Ha to lalit... Paise nahi hai... Ab?
Kabir: paise to mere pas bhi nahi hai...
Mai: wo to muje pata hai... Chal iska kharid dar dhundhte hai...
Kabir: yaha?
Mai: pahale kahi chale jate hai.. ham jaha jayenge jo hame jyada shant lage aur maza bhi de.?
Maa: ek bat bolu? Kam ki hai aap ke liye..
Mai: ha bol...
Maa: chalo dehradun chale jate hai. 5 6 ghante ka rasta hai . Thand hai. Aur thandi me garami ke paise bhi jyada milenge...
Mai: sali randi ki randi hi rahegi. Pati hu tera kuch to sharam karo..
Maa: sharam na karni pade tabhi to shadi ki hai aapse... Par dehradun me mere paise achche milenge...
Mai: par waha pahale se hi sab apna mal le kar hi aate hai. Tu samaj raHi hai na... Thandi me koi hath hilane nahi jata...
Kabir: par waha randiya khojne bhi to jata hoga na koi..
Mai: ha matalab.. chalo ham log chalate hai... Ham log taxi book karate hai... Aur fir nikalte hai taxi me... 
Kabir: ye rat me hame milega koi taxi? Aur sale paise? Aaaaaaa samaja samaja... Chalo aazmane ka time aaya bhabhiji ko...
Mai: tu bas baithe rahana bolna mat kuch... Mai sab dekh lunga... Ja taxi bula kar la..

Ham log airport se bahar ye bate kar rahi the aur kabir taxi bulane gaya...

Mai: ha to suman kya price rakhe teri.?
Maa: matalab?
Mai: kuch to paise lenge na logo se ... Ke muft me chudna chahati hai? To kamana kab shuru karenge?
Maa: are muft ki randi to muje bhi nahi banana... Kuch to mile muje..
Mai: chal aaj taxi me tera sauda karata hu. Ek bar ya do bar chudegi? 
Maa: 5 ghante hai to bhale bechara 2 bar maze leta...

Kabir wapas aaya...

Kabir: are bhai koi nahi aa raha...
Mai: chal suman ham dono jate hai... Kabir inka sauda karenge to abhi line lag jayegi. Tu saman ka khayal rakh. Ham aate hai...

Mai aur maa nikal pade taxi ke liye...

Mai: suman tune ye pahan to liya par isme tu apne mamme ya apne jalawe kaise dikhayegi? Pallu hataye to bhi pura gala dhak kar baithi hai..
Maa: par muje thodi pata tha ke aap muje dehradun le kar ja rahe hai... Muje laga ke aap muje mere pahale pati ke samane rakh doge... Warna to mai T-shirt short me to kisiko bhi seduce kar hi sakati thi..
Mai: to abhi to teri to kasoti hai meri jan. Ab jo tu agar pata le taxi ko dehradun ke liye... muft me... Matalab do bar ke sex ke badale me to fir manu...
Maa: accha chalenge? Mera pati muje challenge de raha hai?
Mai: ha bilkul... Muje dekhna hai ke tu aise aise seduce karegi?
Maa: chalo batati hu aapko...

Aur fir maa aur mai najdik ke ek taxi stand tak pahunche... Par waha to ek hi taxi tha... Ham kahi alag jagah par the.. ham logo ne actually na airport galat hi chhod diya tha. Ham logo ko waha se hi jugad kar lena chahie tha... Par ham log bahar aa gaye.... Rat ko sab se bada khatara maa ke sath kuch ho na jaye aisa hona chahie tha. Par yaha to ham log bakara dhundh rahe the ke maa ke sath wo kuch kare ta ke free me pahunch jaye...

Maa wo taxi me gai to mai bhi piche piche tha... Andar ek 50 55 sal ka aadami so raha tha... Wo to snoring bhi kar raha tha.. jor jor se... Maine dhyan se dekha sala ye to taxi stand hai hi nahi. Yaha ye banda sone aaya hai sirf aise lag raha tha. 

Maa: suno Bhai...
Mai: bhai?
Maa: jaise aap madarchod bane. Inko bahanchod banate hai... 

Mai has pada ke driver utha. Hame kuch bolne ka mauka hi nahi mila...

Driver: o madam yaha kidhar aa gaye.. haya kuch nahi hai jao yaha se...

Maine sab lead maa ko lene diya.. muje dekhna hai ke maa kya karati hai....