08-01-2019, 09:21 AM
Part 34
Ab aage...
Ab mai hu darpan... Maa ke man me kuch alag hi khayalat chal rahe the usse me bekhabar tha.. muje to lalit uncle ke bare me sochna tha. Maa ko mai kuch bhi bolu kabir uncle ke bare me use third party consider kar rhi thi. To muje laga ke.. maa aur kabir uncle bilkul bhi taiyar nahi hai... Mai fokat ka ye relationship ke liye mahant kar rhaa hu... Chhodo aur kaam me concentrate karo... Par ab suniye maa ki kahani unki jubani....
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Rat ko darpan ko maine khush kar diya tha. Jiske nam ka ahsaas karke itna maza aaya uske sath sone ke liye mai bilkul rest thi. Subah jald hi mai uthi jaise ek aurat apne mard yane biwi ek pati ke liye .. maine mast achchi si saree pahani kabir ko uksane ke liye...
Mai ek bhi mauka nahi chhodna chahati thi. Mai ho sake utne low cut blouse pahana aaj aur fir bich me pallu rakh ke... Mera aaddha mamma bahar tha. Maine socha ke chay bana kar mai unke kamare me ja kar use chay ke liye jagau... Mai jaldi jaldi sidhe unke room me gai aur dekha to ye kya?
Wo muth mar rahe the. Mai bhi dar ke bahar aa gai aur wo bhi apne aap ko chhupane lage. Maine to dekha ke uska kafi mota aur bada tha. Ekdam mard ki tarah... Majbut lohe ki tarah... Shayad... Kyonki andhera tha.. par muje to whi nazar aaya... Ab to mai bahot hi dar gai. Kuch karne jana tha aur kuch alag hi ho gaya... Par iske liye mai taiyar nahi thi. Dar aur tension dono sath to tab hoga jab wo bahar jab bhi aayenge aur ham dono ekdusre ka samana karenge. Darpan ko to bataungi hi nahi ye sab... Par sirf 10 minutes me kabir bhaisahab bahar aaye...
Kabir: wo aap mere kamare me aaye hi kyu?
Mai: bas mai .. wo... Actually...
Ham dono nazare mila kar bate hi nahi kar rhe the...
Kabir: aayinda aap mere kamare me kabHi mat aayega. Please...
Mai: hmmm.. wo mai chai...
Kabir: mat banao mere liye kuch...
Mai: mai bas aapki help...
Kabir: dekho please aisa kuch mat karo jo hame ghar me hi takalif mil jaye...
Mai: hmm mai aisa kuch nahi kar rahi thi...
Kabir: thik hai...
Mai: par isme koi burai nahi hai
Muje bat badhani hai to chhedni bhi padegi...
Kabir: muje pata hai mai kya kar raha hu. Meri personal zindgi hai...
Mai: mai to bas aapko guilt mahasus na ho isiliye kah rahi hu ke aap bhi bhul jaiye... Aapne kuch galat nahi kiya. Mai galat samay pe room me aai thi. Aur mera bhi kusur nahi hai. Aap muje bhabhi kahate hai to aap mere devar to hue.. mai chai ke liye bula to sakati hi hu na aapko?
Ab kabir thoda shant hue...
Mai: aap akele hai to ye sab jayaz hai hona... Itna aapko chinta nahi karne ki jarurat. Mai khule khayalat vali hu. Mai darpan ke sath bhi ekdam khulam khula bat karne ki kosHish karti hu. Ta ke bachche kitne bigde hai pata chal jaye...
Kabir: hmmm... Wo actually mai bathroom me hi chala jata hu. Par... Subah ka time hota hai to...
Mai: ha ha ha... Subah subah bahot man ho jata hai... I agree on that...
Kabir: hmmm
Mai: ab ghar me ek javan ladaka bhi hai aur ek aurat bhi to fir ab bathroom me hi jane ki aadat dal do...
Maine thoda uksate hue pallu ko thoda jo giraya... Aur uske patalun me harakat dikhne ko mili... Wo muje hi dekhe ja raha tha..
Mai: aap muje aise mat take rahie please...
Kabir: wo... Actually... Nahi mai... Wo to... Hmmm sorry
Mai: ha ha ha aap to dar gaye... Koi bat nahi. Relax
Kabir: to kya me dekh sakata hu?
Mai: kya kya kya kya?
Kabir: wo mai... Kahana chahata tha ke... Muje kya... Dekhne ko... Mana... Amm kar rhe ho.. mai kuch nahi dekh raha... Or dekhu to bhi kya dekhu... Kyonki dekhne par bhi to aapko pata chal jayega... Or nahi dekha to bhi... Dhyan wahi pe...
Wo gol gol bate ghumate hue bhi dekh to muje hi rahe the. Nahi nahi mere badan ke shan aise bade se do aam ko jo mere chhati par mere rup ki shobha badhate the...
Mai: ghabarao mat. Mazak tha .. itna to devar bhabhi ke bich chalata hai.. chalta hai na?
Kabir: yaha aa kar sare rishte bhul cHuka hu.
Mai: ham hai tab to aap thoda positive sochie?
Kabir: hmmm thik hai...
Wo apne kamre me wapas chale gae... Par jate jate...
Kabir: bhabhi bas aap mere kamare me bina khatakhataya mat aaiega...
Mai: ho sake to hatho ka istemal bathroom me hi rakho to achcha rahega..
Meri sidhi sidhi bat par thoda hase aur chal diye... Aur fir mai sochne lagi ke kabir ke man me mere liye agar hai bhi kuch to wo darpan ke karan nahi kar pa rahe hai. Aur upar se ye hamare rishte ko mante hai. Ye bhi ek karan hai... Ab in dono ke jane ka time ho gaya... Aur mai fir se ghar me akeli...
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Ab mai darpan vapas apni kahani par meri jubani..
Mai jab utha tab tak to sab ready the aur kabir uncle meri rah dekh rahe the... Par kabir uncle ne muje kuch bola...
Uncle: bete muje thoda naram mahsus ho raha hai. Bukhar jaisa hai... Mai aaram karunga ghar par. Tuje pata hai kya karna hai. Tu ja.
Maine uncle ko dekha to badan sach me tap raha tha... To muje akele jana tha aaj... Mai to nikal liya ab.. aur maa ko bola... Ke agar... Agar kuch hota hai to muje pura saf saf bataye... Par maa ne muje halaki si smile bhi na di... Mai ab thikane me aaj sirf 30 minute me pahunch gaya. Waha mai lalit uncle ke liye sochne laga... Aur tab hi uncle aur unke sath do kale mustunde aa gaye... Aaj to mai inka picha jarur karunga... Ke ye kya log hai aur kaha ja rahe hai.. wo wahi aa kar khade ho gaye mere pas aur meri aur uncle ki aankhe mili... Maine smile to di par uncle tension me the. Usne nahi di smile. Wo dono muje dekh kar meri puchtach karne lage. Wo english me bol rahe the muje aapko hindi me bataunga... Mai bahot hi dara huaa tha..
Pahala: kaun ho aur kaha se aaye ho? Indian?
Mai: yes indian
Duja: kyo aaye ho?
Mai: mai yaha business karne ke liye aaya hu... Hamare kagaz ka vyapar hai to factory ko dekhne aur sab check karne aaya hu... Dekhna padata hai na ke mal kidhar ja raha hai...
Dono andar andar bate karne lage the...
Duja: kaun si company?
Itna homework mai kar ke aaya tha. Maine ek achchi jo sach me exist kar rahi thi waisi company ke bare me search kar liya tha aur jo isi shahar me thi. To maine company ka nam diya...
Pahala: ok... Good.
Maine lalit uncle se pucha...
Mai: aap yahi rahate ho?
Lalit uncle ne permission li pahale un dono se... Unhone ha bol diya...
Uncle: rahana nahi chahata. Par fas gaya hu.. meri kuch madad kar paoge?
Hamne bakayada hindi me bat shuru ki to wo dono bigde...
Pahala: english me bat karo...
Aur fir maine aise hi english me alag alag ghumne ki jagah wagairah puch liya aur bat ko tal diya... Par uncle yaha fas chuke the. Matalab ke mera kam aasan ho gaya... Use madad chahie thi. Ye bat to sachi hai. Usme koi shak nahi hai... Bas wo log ki alag hi transport aaya aur wo log nikal liye... Ab muje vapas aane ke alawa aur koi rasta nahi tha. Aaj ke aaj jankari hui hai aur mai picha karu ye pagalpan hai... Par raste me soch liya ke mai kisi ek number ko bata du jaha par wo mujse bat kar sake. Muje phone kar sake. Aise hi sochate sochte mai apne ghar pahunch gaya... To jab doorbell bajai to bahot deri se darwaja khula.. muje dekh kar bhi kabir uncle thoda dar se gaye the. Maine maa ko dekha jo sofe par thi unke bhi bal khule hue the... Wo saree ka pallu thik kar raha tha. Maine jaise kuch dekha hi nahi kar ke upr ja kar sone ko bol diya. Mai ghar se nikla waha pahuncha bat karke wapas nikala aur kuch plan ko banane kuch kuch jagah ho kar aaya to bhi mai 2-2.5 ghnte me ghar pahunch gaya aur ye do ghante me in logo ne kuch hulchal ki. Uncle to fir bhi muje puche ke bete kya hua...to mai sirf itna hi bataya ke uncle mai sach me ye do ghante me bahot thak chuka hu. Muje khane ke time par jagah dena. Aur unaka dhyan kahi aur hi lag raha tha to maa ne bhi muje kuch nahi pucha... Socha ke rat ko sab batayegi... Ab muje rat ke intezar me rahana tha...
Muje dopahar ke khane par bulaya gaya. Mai khana khaya aur mera sara plan un logo ko bataya... Kabir uncle ke chahere par khushi thi. Aatmvishwas tha jo chudai ke bad mard ko milta hai.. maine notice kiya ke maa kuch achche se khayal rakh rahi thi kabir uncle ka... Par mai rat ke liye wait kar ne laga. Aur khana khane ke bad bhi sone ke liye ja raha hu karke upar chala gaya jo sidha sham ko mai niche utra. Tab tak badi badi aavaz me maine tv dekhe rakha... Aur fir rat ko maa aai jab upar to....
Mai: maa aaj to...
Maa: ha sab bataungi... Aati hu... Par aaj kuch nahi ok?
Mai: thik hai. Aap khush to sab khush...
Maa: aaj actually rat ko mai kabir uncle ke kamare me jaungi...
Mai: oh wow bat ban gai kya? Muje sab vistar se batao...
Maa: ha batati hu... Sun...
Ab aage...
Ab mai hu darpan... Maa ke man me kuch alag hi khayalat chal rahe the usse me bekhabar tha.. muje to lalit uncle ke bare me sochna tha. Maa ko mai kuch bhi bolu kabir uncle ke bare me use third party consider kar rhi thi. To muje laga ke.. maa aur kabir uncle bilkul bhi taiyar nahi hai... Mai fokat ka ye relationship ke liye mahant kar rhaa hu... Chhodo aur kaam me concentrate karo... Par ab suniye maa ki kahani unki jubani....
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Rat ko darpan ko maine khush kar diya tha. Jiske nam ka ahsaas karke itna maza aaya uske sath sone ke liye mai bilkul rest thi. Subah jald hi mai uthi jaise ek aurat apne mard yane biwi ek pati ke liye .. maine mast achchi si saree pahani kabir ko uksane ke liye...
Mai ek bhi mauka nahi chhodna chahati thi. Mai ho sake utne low cut blouse pahana aaj aur fir bich me pallu rakh ke... Mera aaddha mamma bahar tha. Maine socha ke chay bana kar mai unke kamare me ja kar use chay ke liye jagau... Mai jaldi jaldi sidhe unke room me gai aur dekha to ye kya?
Wo muth mar rahe the. Mai bhi dar ke bahar aa gai aur wo bhi apne aap ko chhupane lage. Maine to dekha ke uska kafi mota aur bada tha. Ekdam mard ki tarah... Majbut lohe ki tarah... Shayad... Kyonki andhera tha.. par muje to whi nazar aaya... Ab to mai bahot hi dar gai. Kuch karne jana tha aur kuch alag hi ho gaya... Par iske liye mai taiyar nahi thi. Dar aur tension dono sath to tab hoga jab wo bahar jab bhi aayenge aur ham dono ekdusre ka samana karenge. Darpan ko to bataungi hi nahi ye sab... Par sirf 10 minutes me kabir bhaisahab bahar aaye...
Kabir: wo aap mere kamare me aaye hi kyu?
Mai: bas mai .. wo... Actually...
Ham dono nazare mila kar bate hi nahi kar rhe the...
Kabir: aayinda aap mere kamare me kabHi mat aayega. Please...
Mai: hmmm.. wo mai chai...
Kabir: mat banao mere liye kuch...
Mai: mai bas aapki help...
Kabir: dekho please aisa kuch mat karo jo hame ghar me hi takalif mil jaye...
Mai: hmm mai aisa kuch nahi kar rahi thi...
Kabir: thik hai...
Mai: par isme koi burai nahi hai
Muje bat badhani hai to chhedni bhi padegi...
Kabir: muje pata hai mai kya kar raha hu. Meri personal zindgi hai...
Mai: mai to bas aapko guilt mahasus na ho isiliye kah rahi hu ke aap bhi bhul jaiye... Aapne kuch galat nahi kiya. Mai galat samay pe room me aai thi. Aur mera bhi kusur nahi hai. Aap muje bhabhi kahate hai to aap mere devar to hue.. mai chai ke liye bula to sakati hi hu na aapko?
Ab kabir thoda shant hue...
Mai: aap akele hai to ye sab jayaz hai hona... Itna aapko chinta nahi karne ki jarurat. Mai khule khayalat vali hu. Mai darpan ke sath bhi ekdam khulam khula bat karne ki kosHish karti hu. Ta ke bachche kitne bigde hai pata chal jaye...
Kabir: hmmm... Wo actually mai bathroom me hi chala jata hu. Par... Subah ka time hota hai to...
Mai: ha ha ha... Subah subah bahot man ho jata hai... I agree on that...
Kabir: hmmm
Mai: ab ghar me ek javan ladaka bhi hai aur ek aurat bhi to fir ab bathroom me hi jane ki aadat dal do...
Maine thoda uksate hue pallu ko thoda jo giraya... Aur uske patalun me harakat dikhne ko mili... Wo muje hi dekhe ja raha tha..
Mai: aap muje aise mat take rahie please...
Kabir: wo... Actually... Nahi mai... Wo to... Hmmm sorry
Mai: ha ha ha aap to dar gaye... Koi bat nahi. Relax
Kabir: to kya me dekh sakata hu?
Mai: kya kya kya kya?
Kabir: wo mai... Kahana chahata tha ke... Muje kya... Dekhne ko... Mana... Amm kar rhe ho.. mai kuch nahi dekh raha... Or dekhu to bhi kya dekhu... Kyonki dekhne par bhi to aapko pata chal jayega... Or nahi dekha to bhi... Dhyan wahi pe...
Wo gol gol bate ghumate hue bhi dekh to muje hi rahe the. Nahi nahi mere badan ke shan aise bade se do aam ko jo mere chhati par mere rup ki shobha badhate the...
Mai: ghabarao mat. Mazak tha .. itna to devar bhabhi ke bich chalata hai.. chalta hai na?
Kabir: yaha aa kar sare rishte bhul cHuka hu.
Mai: ham hai tab to aap thoda positive sochie?
Kabir: hmmm thik hai...
Wo apne kamre me wapas chale gae... Par jate jate...
Kabir: bhabhi bas aap mere kamare me bina khatakhataya mat aaiega...
Mai: ho sake to hatho ka istemal bathroom me hi rakho to achcha rahega..
Meri sidhi sidhi bat par thoda hase aur chal diye... Aur fir mai sochne lagi ke kabir ke man me mere liye agar hai bhi kuch to wo darpan ke karan nahi kar pa rahe hai. Aur upar se ye hamare rishte ko mante hai. Ye bhi ek karan hai... Ab in dono ke jane ka time ho gaya... Aur mai fir se ghar me akeli...
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Ab mai darpan vapas apni kahani par meri jubani..
Mai jab utha tab tak to sab ready the aur kabir uncle meri rah dekh rahe the... Par kabir uncle ne muje kuch bola...
Uncle: bete muje thoda naram mahsus ho raha hai. Bukhar jaisa hai... Mai aaram karunga ghar par. Tuje pata hai kya karna hai. Tu ja.
Maine uncle ko dekha to badan sach me tap raha tha... To muje akele jana tha aaj... Mai to nikal liya ab.. aur maa ko bola... Ke agar... Agar kuch hota hai to muje pura saf saf bataye... Par maa ne muje halaki si smile bhi na di... Mai ab thikane me aaj sirf 30 minute me pahunch gaya. Waha mai lalit uncle ke liye sochne laga... Aur tab hi uncle aur unke sath do kale mustunde aa gaye... Aaj to mai inka picha jarur karunga... Ke ye kya log hai aur kaha ja rahe hai.. wo wahi aa kar khade ho gaye mere pas aur meri aur uncle ki aankhe mili... Maine smile to di par uncle tension me the. Usne nahi di smile. Wo dono muje dekh kar meri puchtach karne lage. Wo english me bol rahe the muje aapko hindi me bataunga... Mai bahot hi dara huaa tha..
Pahala: kaun ho aur kaha se aaye ho? Indian?
Mai: yes indian
Duja: kyo aaye ho?
Mai: mai yaha business karne ke liye aaya hu... Hamare kagaz ka vyapar hai to factory ko dekhne aur sab check karne aaya hu... Dekhna padata hai na ke mal kidhar ja raha hai...
Dono andar andar bate karne lage the...
Duja: kaun si company?
Itna homework mai kar ke aaya tha. Maine ek achchi jo sach me exist kar rahi thi waisi company ke bare me search kar liya tha aur jo isi shahar me thi. To maine company ka nam diya...
Pahala: ok... Good.
Maine lalit uncle se pucha...
Mai: aap yahi rahate ho?
Lalit uncle ne permission li pahale un dono se... Unhone ha bol diya...
Uncle: rahana nahi chahata. Par fas gaya hu.. meri kuch madad kar paoge?
Hamne bakayada hindi me bat shuru ki to wo dono bigde...
Pahala: english me bat karo...
Aur fir maine aise hi english me alag alag ghumne ki jagah wagairah puch liya aur bat ko tal diya... Par uncle yaha fas chuke the. Matalab ke mera kam aasan ho gaya... Use madad chahie thi. Ye bat to sachi hai. Usme koi shak nahi hai... Bas wo log ki alag hi transport aaya aur wo log nikal liye... Ab muje vapas aane ke alawa aur koi rasta nahi tha. Aaj ke aaj jankari hui hai aur mai picha karu ye pagalpan hai... Par raste me soch liya ke mai kisi ek number ko bata du jaha par wo mujse bat kar sake. Muje phone kar sake. Aise hi sochate sochte mai apne ghar pahunch gaya... To jab doorbell bajai to bahot deri se darwaja khula.. muje dekh kar bhi kabir uncle thoda dar se gaye the. Maine maa ko dekha jo sofe par thi unke bhi bal khule hue the... Wo saree ka pallu thik kar raha tha. Maine jaise kuch dekha hi nahi kar ke upr ja kar sone ko bol diya. Mai ghar se nikla waha pahuncha bat karke wapas nikala aur kuch plan ko banane kuch kuch jagah ho kar aaya to bhi mai 2-2.5 ghnte me ghar pahunch gaya aur ye do ghante me in logo ne kuch hulchal ki. Uncle to fir bhi muje puche ke bete kya hua...to mai sirf itna hi bataya ke uncle mai sach me ye do ghante me bahot thak chuka hu. Muje khane ke time par jagah dena. Aur unaka dhyan kahi aur hi lag raha tha to maa ne bhi muje kuch nahi pucha... Socha ke rat ko sab batayegi... Ab muje rat ke intezar me rahana tha...
Muje dopahar ke khane par bulaya gaya. Mai khana khaya aur mera sara plan un logo ko bataya... Kabir uncle ke chahere par khushi thi. Aatmvishwas tha jo chudai ke bad mard ko milta hai.. maine notice kiya ke maa kuch achche se khayal rakh rahi thi kabir uncle ka... Par mai rat ke liye wait kar ne laga. Aur khana khane ke bad bhi sone ke liye ja raha hu karke upar chala gaya jo sidha sham ko mai niche utra. Tab tak badi badi aavaz me maine tv dekhe rakha... Aur fir rat ko maa aai jab upar to....
Mai: maa aaj to...
Maa: ha sab bataungi... Aati hu... Par aaj kuch nahi ok?
Mai: thik hai. Aap khush to sab khush...
Maa: aaj actually rat ko mai kabir uncle ke kamare me jaungi...
Mai: oh wow bat ban gai kya? Muje sab vistar se batao...
Maa: ha batati hu... Sun...