Adultery Maa ka khayal

[Takecare]

Part 32

Ab aage

Maa aur uncle ka taka bhid ne ke khayal me mai hamare 15 din ke pahale din ko subah jag to gaya. Par ye sab kaise hoga? Uncle ko koi support chahie khud ki zindagi me vapas aane ke liye.. aur maa taiyar nahi ho rahi thi jiska bhi valid point unki nazaro se tha. Upar se lalit uncle... Are wo to hai hi. Kya kare kuch samaj nahi aa raha hai. Maa ne dusre din mast saree pahani thi...

Kisi ke bhi araman hila dene wali maa kitne dino se pyase kale logo ke bich me uncle ke arman nahi hila dengi? Waha kaha aisi hush ki pari dekh ne ko milegi? Muje jana tha plan ke hisab se us jagah jaha lalit uncle milenge. Ye dono devar bhabhi kuch nahi karenge wo bhi pata tha... To maine socha ke chalo uncle ko sath le jau... Par muje uncle ne yad dilaya ke lalit uncle to use jante hai... To maine socha ke kyo na huliya parivartan kiya jaye uncle ka. Ta ke wo mere sath bhi rahe. Hamari bat bhi ho aur kuch gadbad na ho jaye... Maa ye fatak se man gai. Kyonki wo ek maa bhi to hai...

Jyada sochte na hue. Thode se changes kiye gaye (hm kya changes kiye the usme nahi padenge). Lalit uncle ne kabir uncle ko aise kabhi nahi dekha tha aur kafi sal bhi bit gaye to fir kuch pata chale unke chances hi nahi the. Upr se ham log ye sab unke liye kar rahe hai use sapna bhi thode hi aayega? To ham log nikal gaye mission par. Mera ek dusra mission bhi to tha... Raste me ham log bate karte...

Mai: uncle yaha akelapan mahsus nahi hota kya?
Uncle: hota to hai koi nahi apna kya kar sakate hai?

Ya to uncle mujse khulke bat nahi kar pa rahe the ya to fir wo meri bat ko hi nahi samaj rahe the... Muje khulkar bat to karni padegi. Par abhi mile uske 24 ghante bhi nahi hue to bat kya karu? Matalb kaise karu? 

Mai: to fir aap kya karte ho?
Uncle: pura din majduri me nikal jata hai aur rat unki thakan me. Kaha din chala jata hai aur kaha rat kuch nahi pata chalata.
Mai: par fir bhi koi apna to chahie na?

Ye vidhan mera unki chhati me chubh gaya... Aankh se aansu nikal gae... Hame jane ke time par kafi time mila kyonki trafic ke karan to mai ye bat ko aage badhae rakhi... Jaha jana tha wo waise to pas me hi tha par aadha ghanta bina ruke, utna lamba to tha. Par hame ek ghanta mil gaya waha tak pahunche... To bich me ye bate jo hui wo batata hu...

Uncle: bete.. ab to aadat si ban gai hai muje... Yahi kale logo ke bich. 

Ham log bas me the aur aajubaju sab kale log...

Mai: hmmm kya aapko kabhi kisi ki yad nahi aati?
Uncle: aati to hai... Par tu nahi samje ga...

Waise to yahi mauka tha mere liye bat nikal ne ka aur dost ban jane ka...

Mai: uncle ab mai bachcha to nahi raha. Muje sab pata chalata to hai...
Uncle: ha bas ... Tu bada ho gaya hai... Par tujse kaise is tarah se bat kar sakata hu?
Mai: uncle mere dost ban jao... Aapko koi hamdard mil jayega... Jiske sath aap khule man se bat kar sako...
Uncle: na na bete yah sab mai na kar pau... Kyonki tu mere bete jaisa hai...
Mai: to kya uncle aap apne bete se bhi khule man se bat na karte?
Uncle: ha ye sab bate to mai bhi na karta...
Mai: thik hai aapki marzi.. mai to bas dost banane ki koshish kar raha tha. Laga ke thode gam bat lu... Kuch madad kar du...
Uncle: are nahi nahi bete aisa kuch nahi hai. Bas kya batau... Bas hota hai.. yaha to bar me bhi nahi ja sakate ...
Mai: ha ha ha ha ha... Kali ladakiyan milegi...

Ham dono jor se hasne lage..

Uncle: aur nahi to kya...
Mai: tab to meri maa ko dekh kar aapko bahot kuch hua hoga nahi?

Uncle pahale to kuch bole nahi par thode gussa jarur ho gaye...

Uncle: dost banaya hai... Ye hamare bich ki bat hai. Apni maa ke liye... Tamiz bhi bhul gaya hai?

Mai thoda dar gaya...

Mai: are uncle aap... Bura man gaye... Mai bas aapko yuhi... Dost jaise... Uncle... Please...
Uncle: thik hai thik hai... Par ab bat ko aise kabhi mat bolna...
Mai: thik hai isme bHi apaka hi ghata hai...
Uncle: bhale ho.. tu to bahot besharam hai...
Mai: are uncle college student hu. Utna to ham log karte hi hai masti mazak...
Uncle: thik hai thik hai... Chalo ... Kuch aur bat kare...

Aur ham aadi tedi bate karne lage... Uncle ko manana mushkil to bahot tha. Ab sab maa par nirbhar hai... Par wo bhi to mana hi kar rahi thi... Ham yu bate karte karte pahunch gaye jala lalit uncle aane wale the... Wo apne time se karib 1 ghanta late aaye.. aur maine sirf use observe kiya... Wo kisi do kale aadmiyon ke sath ghum rahe the. Uncle ko wo dhakke mar mar kar jaise naukar ho waise chalate the... Ye kya kabir uncle ne nahi dekha hoga?

Mai: uncle. Lalit uncle to kuch dabe dabe se lag rahe hai bechare..
Uncle: bete naam mat le. Thik hai nam ke alawa kuch bhi bol...
Mai: oops sorry bhul hi gaya ...
Uncle: maine to sirf ek do bar dekha hai jab wo akela tha. Baki maine pata karvaya tha... Ye dekh kar to muje bhi taras aa raha hai in par...
Mai: par ab ye log ke bich ham pata kaise kare? Waise uncle aapne use kab dekha tha akele?
Uncle: kuch yad nahi aa raha ke kab dekha tha. Yad karna padega... Par kya farak padata hai... Maine bhi socha ke shayad Sunday ko akele ho... Par agar sunday ko akele ho to fir aaj se panch din ke bad wo milenge?
Mai: nahi naii... Milna to hoga na?

Kuch samaj nahi aa raha tha... Ke kaise me milu unko..

Mai: uncle inke ghar ka pata kar sakate hai? 
Uncle: ha wo maine mangwa ke rakha hai. Aaj sham tak milega.
Mai: ok to chalo ghar aur kya... Ab to ye log sath hi hai to hame kuch pata nahi chalega. Upar se jyada time follow karenge to lagega picha kar rahe hai...
Uncle: ham sahi kah rahe ho...

Ham log wapas laut aane nikal pade...

Mai: uncle.kahi dekh ne layak koi jagah hai? 
Uncle: hai to sahi par ham nahi jayenge...
Mai: kyo?
Uncle: ho sake tab tak bhabhi ko bahar nahi jane dena hai...
Mai: oh kyo? Koi khatara hai?
Uncle: ek tarah se hai bhi aur nahi bhi...
Mai: gol gol mat ghumao...
Uncle: dekho yaha koi gori aurat nahi dikhegi... 
Mai: oh...oooooooo samja samaja are uncle ... Wahi to mai pahale bola tha...
Uncle: ha bas isiliye... Mai koi risk nahi lena chahta...
Mai: hmmm to matalab aapko meri maa khubsurat to lagati hai...

Is bar uncle muskura diye...

Mai: are uncle sharmane ki kya bat hai... Jo hai so hai...
Uncle: bete... Tu bahot bigda hua hai... Tere ma bap ne tuje ek chapat lagane ki jarurat thi...
Mai: are uncle... 
Uncle: kuch nahi sunana...
Mai: ok maa kya kah raHi thi aapke bare me.. wahi kahana tha. Agar apako nahi sunana hai to...
Uncle: tu bada hi besharam beta hai... Koi tamiz hi nahi hai tuje..
Mai: batau ke na batau?
Uncle: nahi bol ke bHi batane hi wala hai...
Mai: thik hai nahi bataunga...
Uncle: are bol... Ab
Mai: thik hai.. waise maa ke man me bhi aisa kuch nahi hai... Bas wo bol rahe the ke Aap ekdam hatte katte majbut aadmi hai. Aaj subah hi muje bole ke darna mat.. ek bodyguard jaise mard ke sath tu ja raha hai.. mai subah thoda dara Hua tha...
Uncle: thik hai thik hai... Chalo aa gaya hamara stop...

Ham log ko jaldi aate dekh maa ne hame pucha aur hamne jo hua wo bata diya... Do pahar ka khana hamara 2 baje ke bad hua in sab chakkar me aur fir ham khana kha kar sone chale gaye... Uncle niche aur ham upr as usual... Upar ja kar mai aur maa bate karne lage...

Mai: maa.. uncle kuch bate kar rhe the aapke bare me...
Maa: kya kar rahe the...
Mai: wo hame kahi ghumane nahi le jane wale kyonki aap bahot khubsurat ho yaha ke logo ke samne...
Maa: hmmm
Mai: kya hmmm
Maa: to aur kya bolu?
Mai: maa ye uncle hamare liye itna kuch kah rahe hai... Wo bechare garib hote hue bhi itne udar hai.. aur upar se akele hai... Hamari bhi jimmedari nahi banati?
Maa: beta. Tu kyo usi bat par atama hai?
Mai: maa meri bat par gaur karna. Baki aapki marazi...
Maa: kya karvana chahte ho tum?
Mai: maa bas use maze karvao...
Maa: mai usko apna badan hargiz nahi dene wali..
Mai: maa chhoti moti masti to maro pahale.. fir dekho...
Maa: kya karu masti mar ke?
Mai: aapke pas sare designer dresses aur saree hai. Aap ko ghar se bahar bhi nahi nikalna hai to fir aap wahi sab ghar me kyo nahi tey karti.. jyada sexy bhi nahi hai aur uncle ke aankho ko to thandak milegi... Waise bhi wo bahot tarif kar rahe the...

Maa tarif sunkar kafi kuch pighal jati hai maine wahi dav aajmaya... Maa ready to ho gai sham ko ek dress pahan ne... Ab... Maine ek dress finalize kiya...

Mai: ye to sada hi hai na? Bas sirf sleeveless hai. Par char chand lag jayenge... Muje lagata hai. Uncle ko at least aankhe sekne jaisa inam to milna hi chahie.. kya aapko wo handsome hulk jaise nahi lag rahe?
Maa: beta sab bat sahi hai par wo tere papa ke dost hai. 
Mai: are sirf sexy dikhne mai aap itna kyo sochte ho?
Maa: hmmm ok...
Mai: par maa uncle aap se khul ke bat nahi kar payenge... Muje agar bate sun ni hai to?
Maa: whatsapp calling ka ham jitna bhi dhanyvad kare utna kam hai bete. Naa hi hame sim card chahie aur naa hi desh kaun sa hai ye jan ne ki jarurat hai... Bas internet milna chahie jo is ghar me hame mil raha hai. Bahot hai ... Tu bate sun payega...

Aur fir mai sota raha Aur maa taiyar ho kar sham ko ye dress pahan kar niche utri... Wow maa aise karogi to pura desh teri chut chodne me line me lag jayega...