29-07-2019, 12:02 PM
Neha- aaauumm...maza aa gaya...accha hya neel so gai...aahhh...
Main- aahh...waise neel ke baare me kuch batao ...yeehhhh...
Neha- aahh...aapko bha gai kya...aahh...maaloom tha....aaahhh...joor se....uumm..
Main- yess...yess...tujhe kaise pata...
Neha- aaahhh...uski gaand par najar thi aapki ..aaahh dekha tha maine...
Main- oohh..to dilwa bhi de...sab janti hai to...haa...
Neha- aap hi try maaro...uumm...main kuch nhi janti...aahh...abhi meri maro bas....
Main- ok...dekhuga...waise bhi tu hai na...to kya gum..ye le...
Aur fir joordaar chudaai suru ho gai...
Neha- aahhh..aahhh..joor se...aahhh..bas...aise hi..aahhh....aahhh...
Main- yes..yess...yess..yess...yess...yeehhhh...
Aur kuch der baad chudaai khatm hui aur hum ready ho gaye...
Neha(jate huye)- waise ...aaj raat hum film dekhne ja rahe hai...
Main- to main kya karu...
Neha(muskura kar)- maine 4 ticket magwaye hai...aap bhi chal rahe ho...
Main- ohh..theek hai...
Neha- sayad neel se kuch baat ban jaaye...hmm..chaliye ...raat ko milege...
Aur neha muskurate huye apne ghar nikal gai...aur main neha ki kahi baat par sochne laga...
Main(kuch soch kar)- wah. .kaam ban sakta hai...thoda risky hai...par kya hua...risk hi to jindgi ka dusra naam hai....aaj raat dekhte hai...risk harati hai...ya jeet dilati hai.....
Neha ke jane ke thodi der baad hi salma aa gai ...aur salma ne mujhe coffy pilai aur sath me saare flats ka haal sunaya...jinme usne kaam suru kiya tha....
Coffy pine ke baad mere paas karne ko kuch nhi tha...aur uper se salma ko bhi ghar jana pada...to majboori me main tv dekhta raha....
Raat ko 7 baje neha ka call aa gaya ki 9 baje ka show hai aur hume 8 baje nikalna hai. ..
Main jaldi se taiyaar hua aur neha ke ghar time ke pahle hi pahuch gaya.....
Neha ke ghar jab maine neel aur neha ko dekha to hairaan rah gaya....dono ne western dress pahni hui thi...
Maine dono ko dekha...badi hot dikh rahi thi...fir maine neha ke pati ko dekha....
Sharma mere dekhte hi muskurane laga...
Main- aap muskura kyo rahe hai...
Sharma- tum yahi soch rahe ho na ...ki neha ne aisi dress kyo pahni...
Main- ha...wo..ji...yahi puchne wala tha...
Sharma- asal me neel bade sahar me rahti hai..to waha ye sab common hai...aur usi ne zid ki to neha ko bhi maine ha bol diya...
Main- ohh...
Sharma- tumhe acchi nhi lagi kya...
Main- nhi..matlab...mujhe to western dress pasand hai..main to bas ye soch raha tha ki aapne kaise ha bol di ...
Sharma- kya batay golu...saali sahiwa ka hukum tha...to taal kaise sakta tha...hai na sali sahiba...
Sharma ne neel ko dekh kar kaha aur hum sab muskura uthe...
Sharma- chalo..hasi majak bahut ho gaya...ab chalte hai...
Neha- par texi to bulaiye ..
Sharma- oh..ha...abhi bulata hu..
Main(beech me)- are..texi ki kya zaroorat..meri car kis liye hai...chaliye..car se chalte hai...
Neha- ha...ye theek rahega...
Sharma- to fir chalo...
Fir hum car le kar cinemahall pahuch gaye...
Waha enter hote hi mujhe ek jhatka laga...humari sheets balkani ki sabse last sheets thi...last row me...
Main kuch samjhne ki kosis hi kar raha tha ki neha ne mujhe smile de di...aur main samjh gaya ki sab isi ka kiya hai...
Sharma- yaar neha...tum bhi har kaam late karti ho....jaldi ki hoti to aage ki sheets mil jati...ab baitho piche ...
Neha- main kya karu..booking ho chuki thi...yahi mili...
Sharma- chalo koi nhi...film hi to dekhna hai...aao sheets par chalte hai..
Humari sheets aai to sabse last me sharma baitha ...fir neel ..fir neha aur neha ke baju me main...
Main(dheere se)- tum mere bagal me...kaise...
Neha- are...maine sharmaji se bol diya ki aap to neel se baat kar sakte hai..par golu kisse baat karege ...bore ho jayge...to main golu ke baju me baith jati hu...
Main- aur wo maan gaya...
Neha- hmm..unhe to khud hi neel ke sath guppe karni thi...hehehe....
Main- tum to kamaal ho...accha..kya baat karni hai tumhe waise...
Neha(kaan me)- andhera hone do...fir baate suru karege...
Main- hmmm..par andhere me mere muh ke sath baki ki body bhi chalti hai...
Neha(sharma kar)- hmm..pata hai mujhe...
Main- aahh...waise neel ke baare me kuch batao ...yeehhhh...
Neha- aahh...aapko bha gai kya...aahh...maaloom tha....aaahhh...joor se....uumm..
Main- yess...yess...tujhe kaise pata...
Neha- aaahhh...uski gaand par najar thi aapki ..aaahh dekha tha maine...
Main- oohh..to dilwa bhi de...sab janti hai to...haa...
Neha- aap hi try maaro...uumm...main kuch nhi janti...aahh...abhi meri maro bas....
Main- ok...dekhuga...waise bhi tu hai na...to kya gum..ye le...
Aur fir joordaar chudaai suru ho gai...
Neha- aahhh..aahhh..joor se...aahhh..bas...aise hi..aahhh....aahhh...
Main- yes..yess...yess..yess...yess...yeehhhh...
Aur kuch der baad chudaai khatm hui aur hum ready ho gaye...
Neha(jate huye)- waise ...aaj raat hum film dekhne ja rahe hai...
Main- to main kya karu...
Neha(muskura kar)- maine 4 ticket magwaye hai...aap bhi chal rahe ho...
Main- ohh..theek hai...
Neha- sayad neel se kuch baat ban jaaye...hmm..chaliye ...raat ko milege...
Aur neha muskurate huye apne ghar nikal gai...aur main neha ki kahi baat par sochne laga...
Main(kuch soch kar)- wah. .kaam ban sakta hai...thoda risky hai...par kya hua...risk hi to jindgi ka dusra naam hai....aaj raat dekhte hai...risk harati hai...ya jeet dilati hai.....
Neha ke jane ke thodi der baad hi salma aa gai ...aur salma ne mujhe coffy pilai aur sath me saare flats ka haal sunaya...jinme usne kaam suru kiya tha....
Coffy pine ke baad mere paas karne ko kuch nhi tha...aur uper se salma ko bhi ghar jana pada...to majboori me main tv dekhta raha....
Raat ko 7 baje neha ka call aa gaya ki 9 baje ka show hai aur hume 8 baje nikalna hai. ..
Main jaldi se taiyaar hua aur neha ke ghar time ke pahle hi pahuch gaya.....
Neha ke ghar jab maine neel aur neha ko dekha to hairaan rah gaya....dono ne western dress pahni hui thi...
Maine dono ko dekha...badi hot dikh rahi thi...fir maine neha ke pati ko dekha....
Sharma mere dekhte hi muskurane laga...
Main- aap muskura kyo rahe hai...
Sharma- tum yahi soch rahe ho na ...ki neha ne aisi dress kyo pahni...
Main- ha...wo..ji...yahi puchne wala tha...
Sharma- asal me neel bade sahar me rahti hai..to waha ye sab common hai...aur usi ne zid ki to neha ko bhi maine ha bol diya...
Main- ohh...
Sharma- tumhe acchi nhi lagi kya...
Main- nhi..matlab...mujhe to western dress pasand hai..main to bas ye soch raha tha ki aapne kaise ha bol di ...
Sharma- kya batay golu...saali sahiwa ka hukum tha...to taal kaise sakta tha...hai na sali sahiba...
Sharma ne neel ko dekh kar kaha aur hum sab muskura uthe...
Sharma- chalo..hasi majak bahut ho gaya...ab chalte hai...
Neha- par texi to bulaiye ..
Sharma- oh..ha...abhi bulata hu..
Main(beech me)- are..texi ki kya zaroorat..meri car kis liye hai...chaliye..car se chalte hai...
Neha- ha...ye theek rahega...
Sharma- to fir chalo...
Fir hum car le kar cinemahall pahuch gaye...
Waha enter hote hi mujhe ek jhatka laga...humari sheets balkani ki sabse last sheets thi...last row me...
Main kuch samjhne ki kosis hi kar raha tha ki neha ne mujhe smile de di...aur main samjh gaya ki sab isi ka kiya hai...
Sharma- yaar neha...tum bhi har kaam late karti ho....jaldi ki hoti to aage ki sheets mil jati...ab baitho piche ...
Neha- main kya karu..booking ho chuki thi...yahi mili...
Sharma- chalo koi nhi...film hi to dekhna hai...aao sheets par chalte hai..
Humari sheets aai to sabse last me sharma baitha ...fir neel ..fir neha aur neha ke baju me main...
Main(dheere se)- tum mere bagal me...kaise...
Neha- are...maine sharmaji se bol diya ki aap to neel se baat kar sakte hai..par golu kisse baat karege ...bore ho jayge...to main golu ke baju me baith jati hu...
Main- aur wo maan gaya...
Neha- hmm..unhe to khud hi neel ke sath guppe karni thi...hehehe....
Main- tum to kamaal ho...accha..kya baat karni hai tumhe waise...
Neha(kaan me)- andhera hone do...fir baate suru karege...
Main- hmmm..par andhere me mere muh ke sath baki ki body bhi chalti hai...
Neha(sharma kar)- hmm..pata hai mujhe...