Fantasy DHAAI CHAAL........ MAAR HI DALEGI

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ye mummy ki siskiyaan ek dum se chikhoon main kyon badal gayi ? mai daaaar gayi ki naaa jane ander kyaaaa ho raha hoga……..?

Tai ji ki aawaaz sunai di Neeta baas ho gaya tu daaaar mat kuch nahi hoga har baaaar jab bhi Prakash teri gaaand marta hai tu pata nahi kyoooon itna natak karti hai ,dekh main bhi to itne sallooon se gand marwa rahi hoon mujhe to bada maazaa aata ahai .

Papa: Bhabhi kuch nahi ye to iska rozz ka drama hai darad kuch nahi hota abhi dekhna bolegi ki Prakash zooor see aur zooor se .
Doonooo ki hansne ki aawaz sunai deti hain .

Mummy :ssiiiiiiiiii haaan haaans lo ‘aaahhhhhhh’ aap doono…….. itna mota jab gaand mai jata hai jaan nikal jati hai………………. aannnnn ‘uuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiii mummmmyyyyyyyyyyyyy’…………………. jiiii plsssssssssss dhhiiireeeeeeeeeeee maro na .

Papa : Neeta meri jjjaaannn teri gaand ka jalwa hi aisa hai ki ‘sssssssiiiiiiiii’i rukkkaa hi nahi jaata aaahhhhh .

Tai ji: Neeta agar main mard hoti to sirf teri gaaand hi marti hihihihihi(tai ji ye bol ke hansti hain)

Mummy: AAaaahhh bhabhi aisa kya hai meri gaaannnd mai jo sab iske hi picche pade rehte hai ‘uuuiiiiiiiiii ssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiii’ pata nahi kya milta hai in mardoon ko jo itni pyari chhuuut ko chood ke is muuiiii gaaaaaaaand ke dewwaaaane bane rehte haaaaaaaai ummmmmmmm ssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaahhhhh.
Mai darwaaze par kaaan laga ke sab sun rahi thi ab ye gaand kya hai ye gaand maarna kise kehte hai…..?

par jo bhi ho is siskiyoon aur aaahhhon bhare vartalap mere badan main sansani ho rahi thi phat phat ki aawazein zzoooor zooor ki teenooon ki mili juli siskiyaaaan aur chooon chooon ka shooor jo shyad bed ke hilne se bahar tak mujhe sunai de raha tha aisa lag raha tha ki jaise ki ander koi yuuudddhh chal raha hai , tabhhi papa ki zzoooorrr kii aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sunai di aur sab kuch shaant so ho gaya halki halki saaannsooon ki aawwaz bahar taka a rahi thi ki:

Tai ji: Neeta dekh le teri pichadi ne kyaa haal kar diya hai mere ladle devar ka ye tera pichala cheed acche se acche luund ko nicchhhoood leta hai , dekh na prakash ka bhi kaisa chuuha sa bana pada hai(hanste hue) .

Pichadi sunte hi mera hath apni pichadi per chala gaya aur maine bekhayali mai apne pichle ched ko shorts ke upar se hi mehsoos kiya chhhhhiiiiiii yahan bhi luuuund dalte hain? kitni gandi jageh hai par eka ek sensation si daud gayi, meri chhuuut se gilapan meri pichhadi tak risss riss ke us chote se ched par nami ka ehsaas de raha tha.

Mummy: Kya bhabhi aap bhi na aappko to maza aata hai par mere liye to ye kisi saza se kam nahi .

Tai ji: saza……..? Kiten maze se marwa rahi thi bolti hai sazaa chalo ab so jao main bhi chalti hoon aaj bohot thaka diya hai is prakash ke bacche ne, good night .

Papa: kya bhabhi ruko na kal Sunday hai abhi mera maan nahi bhara pls ek round aur ho jaye .

Tai ji: Na baba mere to bas ka nahi sara badan dard kar raha hai kaise janwaroon ki tarah chodte ho ,ab jo karna hai Neeta ke sath hi karo mai to chali.